Gather round robots, this is the tale of Tic-Tac the terrible

>get the aspire fucker in three of my 8 classes
>operation fuckery activate
>first few days, petty bullshit
>until I get into Yugoslav war history, for some reason
>just say "Yugoslavia" to him
>he flips the fuck out
>see him in hallways
"Yugoslavia"
>in class
"How can this be related to Yugoslavia "
>at recess
"For YUGOSLAVIA"
While playing games
>kid is at his breaking point
>one day, get earraped Serbia strong
>it's during a long field trip, he has Bluetooth headphones on
>connect to them before he can and blare my music
"AHH WHAT THE FUCK"
>because swearing on bus, he has to stay with a chaperone

Be prepared for the (as of yet) final chapter.

>freshman year of highschool
>Micheal is in none of my classes
>I have no clue where he sits for lunch
Oh yeah, our school has an open campus lunch policy, you can sit anywhere during lunch
>eventually, find where the fucker sits
>do minor shit, like dab on him or call his favorite band trash
>one day, get a devilish idea
>get a tyvek coverall hazmat suit thing
>get a massive roll of caution tape
>get a megaphone
>start cordoning off his lunch spot with tape
>he appears
"What?"
>start yelling into microphone
"ATTENTION STUDENTS, ATTENTION STUDENTS, THERES BEEN AN OUTBREAK OF AIDS IN THE AREA"
>entire hallway is having a good ass laugh at this shit
>Micheal chucks his chicken lo mein at me
>had to explain to VP why I was in a hazmat suit covered in chicken yelling about AIDS
>fast forward to end of year, me and my friends make a micronation in the school courtyard
>call it borkswansa
>make a flag and everything, wave it around and play the Konigrattzer march
>Micheal is having none of it
>he freaks out and says borkswansa is a false nation
>tell him it's not
>this goes on for days, every lunch
>one day, he gets violent
>banzai charge Across field
>one kid trips him
>Micheal faceplants
>Micheal runs away
>some time later
>it comes out he's been sending nudes to 7th graders
>decide we have to get one of his nudes
>catfish him with a fake snapchat
> after he sends his nude, he asks to bang me after school
>show up in a cop uniform
>Halt. You have violated the law
>he's furious
>and I have his nude now
>he has a jungle of pubes and a two-incher
>or a tic-tac
>call him tic-tac the terrible
That's the end of this story, /r9k/

Good story, guess I'll bump.

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You sound like a bully, however there are annoying kids that deserve shit like this. At least your antics were funny, OP. I don't even care if you made this all up, i want more

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You sound like an irresponsible absolute piece of shit. I mean shit man, he was your friend and was also pretty friendly according to your story, like you dont just shit on friendly people. Treat people the same way you would like to be treated with and never forget that.

that was fucking awful
why the fuck did I read that?

fuck you OP

Reminder that the school yard is a doggy dog world

>>37899523
It's damn hard to be friends with spergs, especially if they are inconsistent and does sperg shit,

haha hehe hoohoo hehe lol
hilarious story op hehe you're such a devilish trickster
include me in your r/4chan post

>>37898030
>has conversations with autismo about minecraft
>names a fucking maxfly ball
>comes to school dressed in hazmat suit
>tries to set up micronation in school courtyard
And you have the nerve to call the other kid an aspie??

>minecraft
>back then

i really fucking hate underage faggots kys OP

This is the worst story I've ever heard. It was boring.

Also you sound like an absolute retard. Who the fuck makes a fake nation at school? I sincerely hope you get your ass kicked.

This wasn't even funny, you're just cruel man. Go in the corner and think about how much of a piece of shit you are.

The best part is blaring serbia strong over the other guy's headphones