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I'm turning 50 next week, robots. Did I do okay at life so far? 2017-06-23 01:27:38 Post No. 37897788
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I'm turning 50 next week, robots. Did I do okay at life so far? 2017-06-23 01:27:38 Post No. 37897788
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I'm turning 50 next week, robots. Did I do okay at life so far?
Anonymous
2017-06-23 01:27:38
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>Turning 50 next week
>Kissless, sexless, never-held-hands birgin
>18-hour-a-day internet addict since 1994
>Been visiting various Manchurian Frogfeel image-chat webtubes since 2005 or so. Not here every day but I swing by a couple of times a week
> Video game addict since Atari days
>Never held a job. Survive on muh depression / muh diabetes / muh agorophobia / muh disability government handouts, and used to live with parents
>Not morbidly obese but pretty fat.
>Parents died, house was repossessed, now live in brother's spare bedroom
>Medicated, sedated
>My only friends are anons on various interweb chatboards and image-tubes who don't know my name and probably aren't even real people much of the time.
>Shower once a week I guess
>Feels bretty cozy
>Feels bretty gud
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>>37897788
Wow, your life sounds terrible. I hope that you have something to find solace in, anon
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>>37897788
I'd be your friend.
That's basically exactly where I hope I end up, even though you're nearly double my age.
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>>37897788
you did ok anon!
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>>37897828
Sounds uber comfy for a sedentary man. Idk wtf you're talking about senpai
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>>37897788
why are you not rich dumbass? you spend 18 hours a day on computers for decades and you didnt even buy one bitcoin? literally how retarded are you
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>>37897788
Is it worth it? Being that old and alone?
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>>37897788
what powers have you acquired?
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>>37897855
I want more from my life but to each their own I suppose
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>>37897788
I'd wish you a happy birthday, but not sure that's possible.
>sorry you're hitting 50 as a virgin...ever thought about "professional services"?
>glad you're cozy though
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>>37897788
So you're a real shade?
What kind of powers has your suffering given to you?
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your health sounds poor m8, do you atleast exercise?
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>>37897788
thanks for your service
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/ O
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>>37897788
Honestly i'm glad that you feel happy. I feel depressed as shit and i just keep fantasizing about suicide
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Did you uh...ever attempt to live a normal life?
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>>37897788
I'll hang myself before I become you. So help me god.
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Robot veteran confirmed. My respects.
What are your favorite bands?
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OP had ascended the realm of mortality. His powers are limitless- his capacity for NEETdom, unending.
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>>37897788
Pretty much in the same boat as you OP but I'm only 21. Going to an hero tomorrow. Life is hell when you all you have is internet, animu, and vidya.
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>>37897788
fake and gay post with ghost OP
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