>mom located the cum country it's all over this time, guys...

>>37896106
>dad uncovered the furry fanfic fap folder
not again...

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>grandma found the cum container for the fifth time

>mom gave the visiting niece my cum pillow to sleep on

ohfuckohfuckohfuck

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>jazz enthusiasts joyrode the jizz jalopy

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>>37896174
oregomcoreganino

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>Sister's cat fell the cum cistern and family are starting to suspect

>family stumbled upon the cummies cabinet

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>>37896106
>America found the nukes
Just fuck my rice-fields up seonbae

>nephew found the loli mags

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>>37896106
Father accidentally walked into the penis pantry

brother broke the bowels-bowl

>>37896106
>private ryan painted the middle east smegma base
Saaaaaa,ving graaaaaace, how sweeeeeeeet the souuuuuuund

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>acquaintance accused about ascending around ass airconditoner apparatus

>>37896106
perhaps it's time for some cum cartography....

>>37896106
>pastor pete pestered the prostate postulate

WHAT IF HE TELLS MY MOM

>Little sister found the smegma shrine

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>Little brother fell into the semen cyclone
Is there any hope for him? Can I get him back out before mom finds out?

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>the CIA confiscated the poop dimensions

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>dad found the trap trove

>>37896106
Semi-newfag youngfag here. What does cum "country" actually mean?

>>37898332
You'll have to go in after him. Good luck man.

>>37898897
its where all robot go to cum of course.

>>37896106
>litter sister found the anal toys abode

it was nice knowing you, robros...

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>>37899043
Thanks for educating me on this important information

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>they opened the bad door
I have to run now. I will miss you all.

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>>37896106
>roommate unveiled the scrotum sandwich

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>the mailman stepped on my well-cum mat

FUCK

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>>37896106
> Carl the cardiac specialist discovered caloric buildup in my carotid arteries

This is it for me boys

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mom found the chode chips
shit guys

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>mom caught me cumming in the fish tank

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>The Concubine coalesced into the cantankerous cyclonic cum cataclysm

I've been inscribing pepes of warding and protection into the wall for three days now but the rift is beginning to gurgle again. I fear she's going to return to our plane as a succumcubus but I'm starting to get worri

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>the social security discovered the side hustle

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>dad discovered the onahole
>haven't cleaned it in months

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>my little sister activated The Semen Configuration

So she's in Hell or is it like a plane of semen....?

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>half-brother located the ejaculation escape pod

IT'S OVER

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>tfw fell into the manlet pit AGAIN on my way to the plate dispenser
This is my third warning this week bros, one more time and I'm banned from the kinoplex for good. They said they'd take my falcon too.

>newfags come in and ruin these threads
>nobody uses alliteration anymore
>nows its just "haha le wacky situation xD"

fuck all of you

>>37900937
Sounds like someone fell into the Semen Sandbox

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>little sister harassed the hentai hegemony
she's never gonna find her way out of the loli dimension now bros

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>>37900937
How are you getting wifi from inside the sultry semen sarcophagus, normie?

>>37900963
Leave her! Women are expendable!

>>37900409
>>37898859
these are the winners....

>National security found my nut nation

>mom noclipped through the wall to find my futa fountain
Not gonna make it, boys

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>FBI fabricated the forbidden fap fibonacci frequency
My neighbor's nut just blasted a four-foot crater through my apartment wall and every dog on the floor's head has exploded. What should I do?

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>little bro released the rape rooster
MOMMY'S GONNA FREAK

>>37901129
Just sit and wait. Someone will be with you soon

>Parole officer found the smegma rifle

Back to prison boys.

>the sheriff found my gonorrhea gattling gun

looks like hard times ahead for paco

>rector rotoscoped the rectal roto-rooter

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>sister silenced the sacred smegma symposium
There's only one way this ends, boys. Remember me.

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>my dad finds the thread-bumpng boipussy

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>Cousin Cathy confiscated the cumulonimbus

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>kaiser navigated the non-euclidean nude collection

>>37896106
>Dad found the poo province
>Auntie found semen city
>Grandma came to the Urine States of America
What am I gonna dooo

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>mother misandristically masterminded the malignant meltdown of the mischievous manlet manufactory

countless generations of work towards breeding the perfect manlet, gone in an instant. fucking ROASTIES

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>>37900937
> Asshole adjusted his ankle on an autistic thread absent of alliteration

We're fucked now guys

>>37896106

>my spouse located the frenulum farm

Well, we had a good run while it lasted, boys.

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>tfw little sister banished bro to the boipussy bazaar
if anyone sees him, can you let him know the direction to get home is due north, through the futa fields? Thanks

>little sister deciphered the precum palindrome
There's no going back after this, is there?

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>dog got lost in the abandoned autism attic's anal-arousal atrium

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>Lost in the Licentious, Lustful Loli Labyrinth
s-somebody please help me I can't contain it for much longer

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>oneitis solved the secret superliminal semen-scent seeding sequence
This is the point of no return, we can never go back

>>37896106
>Cousin found the Columbine Cum Cave
Guys I don't know what to do she's only 10

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>>37896106
>mom found a disposable picture of my balls
>Never talked about it

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>Frodo found the memes
What is this fucking madman doing?

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>sister learned words of power for the cum thu'um

She just killed the cat with a blast of semen the size of a golf-cart somebody help

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>mom found her underwear with my cum in it

>>37902717
>>37902765
>>37902711
Please refer to >>37900937 and get the fuck out of this thread you autistic fucking retards

>>37896106

This comment is a test. Ignore this

>>37902481
>Licentious lustful loli labyrinth

I wouldn't mind being in there anon

>>37902871
Get the fuck out of my thread and stop bitching. Sounds like this anon's mouth is full of cat cabbage from the litter shitter.

>>37902884
fuck you
odfjohi46

>>37896106
>faild to intercept the Amazon dragon dildo at the front door
>dad has the box in his room right now and is going to unbox it, it's only a matter of time

Oh, merde, my plan of saying it was a new pc processor If I got cought with it has gone down the drain.

>>37896106
>grandma slipped into the cum crevasse

>>37902871
>the illiterate imbiciles invaded the immediate threat thread

>>37903293
tell him it was a prank and that you ment to have him open it
>ITS JUST A PRANK BRO WOH WOH WOH

>>37900937

he's mad that an unfunny meme got even more unfunny wow who gives a shit retard.

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>mom and dad are planning a vacation to the cumtown

>>37902884
I ain't ignoring shit, bitch

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>Islamic invaders conquered the piss palace

Time to retake the holy land again lads

>>37903293
Uncomfortably relatable

>>37897771
just saying, i think you earned the quads

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>step uncle found the self-contained semen environment

>>37900409
>mom caught me fishing in the cum tank

>>37900871

So how much were you making , and how much did you scam the government out of ???

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>fathers friend found the fecal footshop

>>37899543
BEAST
E
A
S
T

original fucking robot

>Polish paratroopers penetrated the piss pavilion
Perimeter patrols, please pull back!

>>37905616
what a perilous predicament!

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>Dad finds the tenacious tentacle tent
Wish me luck boys

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Physics professor solved the arcane ass algorithms