Anon goes to high school

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> be me
> 9th grade
> first day
> Biology
> end up sitting next to 9/10 qt3.14
> 5/10 6'2, but scrawny as fuck
> ANON! YOU'RE A LEGEND
> Look up
> It's my friend
> He's an easy 8/10
Fastfoward ten minutes
> teacher is mouthing off about the rest of the year
> qt.314 turns in my direction
> SHE TALKS TO ME
> Nobody is paying attention to the teacher now, they stare in shock
> "So do you play basketball, Anon?"
> I do now
> Ask coach to have a late tryout for Basketball
> he caves in
> slam dunk that shit
> holyfuck.jpg
Fastfoward 1 year
> solid 8 outta fuckin 10
> now a sophomore
> meet a 9/10 freshman girl
> take her home
> she want sum fuk
> she got sum fuk
Fast forward 10 years
> married to her
> Now a proud father
> I run into the qt.314 from beginning of story
> has turned into 3/10

mfw when I've turned out happier than qt.314