Here's what no one ever tells you about losing your virginity:

>>37891212
the problem is that losing it to a hooker wont really feel like losing it. i think the reason why so many people on this board care about losing it (and why those who lose it to a hooker usually say they don't feel any better) is because losing your virginity isn't just your first sexual experience, you feel worthy to another person who you like, which find you attractive enough for sex. no strings attached. obviously with a hooker, there would be strings attached. you'd only be losing your virginity because you paid them, not because you were attractive enough in their minds to fuck them.

tl;dr it won't actually feel like losing your virginity if you lose it to a hooker, and since robots can't lose it any other way they will never feel that boost of confidence

I haven't had sex in about 8 years and I can't talk to women at all, am I a renewed virgin?

No it doesn't. I haven't had sex in 7 months, and not for lack of trying. Smh.

>>37891212
The one time I had a girlfriend, she had massive daddy issues and when I was finally, finally about to put my dick in her after 3 years of dating, she had a panic attack and then puked all over my floor.

At least it wasn't me, I guess.

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>10th anniversary of being flaccid at the Finest Hour is next year
>Pretty sure I haven't even held hands since then
My dick is like that JoJo stand I wasn't supposed to show.

I think you're doing pretty well for yourself if you're biggest problem is that you haven't stuck your dick in some whore. Good job, guys.