w-why are you breaking up with me?

>>37891085
you're a normie and you're boring and we have nothing in common and you're probably a hoe, PEACE.

shut up u negative canthal tilt roastie i dont even know you, why are you even here

Cause you aren't white

>>37891085
>breaking up with that
She's have to be the most fucking annoying person on the face of the earth. Like fucking constantly screaming at you every night, and then it'd still take me a year or more to end it.

>>37891085
I don`t know. I hate you and love you. It`s so wrong. Please go out my life and never leave me. Why did it come to this? We can work this out, I`ll put more work in my therapy, we`ll do this together, I sweaHATE YOUUUUUUUU

>>37891196
>>>/pol/ is that way

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>>37891085
Because I'd rather hurt you a bit now than have you live the next 20+ years filled with regret and disappointment. You never meet anyone else that will make you as unhappy as I would. You deserve better than that.

Seriously, don't you guys get tired from all this role playing stuff?

It's neither fun, nor does it reflect my mood/situation in any realistical way.

>>37891085
If I broke up with her it's prolly bc she's too stupid and sucks horse dicks

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I've decided to move back into the basement, shitpost and play video games. Sorry.

>>37891271
>r9k revolves around you
No it does not.

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>>37891277
>it's prolly bc she's too stupid and sucks horse dicks

That is gonna turn on a robot somewhere. I guarantee it.

>>37891271
I agree, because these posts don't spark further discussion. RP threads are just like rolling ones.

>>37891316
That would be this robot

>>37891246
no u
btfo

>>37891085
It's not you. It's me. Let's stay friends though

>>37891085
because i was never in a relationship with you to begin with, crazy whore.

>because you got too old while my tastes stayed the same

>>37891271
It's venting idiot, like alot of posts are. Don't you get tired of the entire website newfaggot?

because you have brown eyes you shitskin

#maga

>Been with my gf for 3 years
>Tfw I kinda feel like ending it but I care too much about her to hurt her feelings
>Also I have no idea what's she'd do without me

Because you're imaginary and my psychiatrist told me that this is unhealthy behavior

>>37891085
>w-why are you breaking up with me?

Because you're attractive, and you know it. You've known it all your life.

People started telling you that you were pretty when you were a little girl, and when you got to jr. high school, it started becoming embarrassingly obvious how many guys were drooling over you.

You have no idea what it's like to have to worry that you won't be able to get a date to the prom. You biggest worry is that of the 8 guys who keep telling you that they want to date you, you'll end up hurting 7 of them.

If we start dating, you'll have a list of guys on stand-by, waiting for you to dump me so they can swoop in. However, for me, you're my one and only, because I don't get choices like you do. This creates a tremendous power imbalance between you and me. You have all the power, and I have none, because your market value is extremely high, and mine is zero.

It's exactly like what happens when a super-rich person dates a dirt-poor person. The power imbalance is too much, so the relationship is doomed. Except that in our case, it's not money that divides us, it's market value.

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a pre-emptive break-up, baby! Never expected this, did you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=887bIe0hXyc

>>37891085
You refuse to put on pants and we are in the middle of a restaurant. I am all for public indecency and would love to rape you silly, but your lack of pants means Chad is also able to grope you. I also am concerned, if the police come they will blame me for not taking responsibility for you, yet I am not allowed to have sex with you either.

PUT ON SOME PANTS!!!

I have outgrown my trap phase

>>37891316
>yes I'm that anon
I'm turned on by it too but I'd brake up with a girl for trying to cuck me with a horse. Btw, just imagine being the cuck in a cuckold relationship with a horse....

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>been dating a girl for a month now
>she's a 6/10 in the looks department
>has massive D tits which are sensitive so it's always a plus
>when I talk to her though, she's always negative, glass half empty person
>other than that, she can be very sweet
>sex is great, she's been getting better at moving her hips during sex
HOWEVER...
remember how I said it's only been a month?
>already talks about getting married
>living together
>having children
>growing old together

I feel like she's putting all her eggs in one basket and depending entirely on me. I like her but not enough to instantly want to get married and start having kids. FFS give it some time, she's being really pushy with this planned out future together and it just makes me want to run away.

>>37891922
Stop complaining and enjoy the free sex and not having to be lonely.

>>37891085
I'm so tired of your corny white person humor. "Shake what ya mama gave you" does not mean shake the lunch she packed for our picnic. I hate you so much.

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>>37891948

I kind of got used to being lonely desu. Before I met her, I had my life planned out and knew exactly what I wanted to do. Know that she's in my life, she has both of our lives planned out and expects me to just fall in line.

I like her, I just don't love her, those feelings aren't there yet and her being pushy on me doesn't help. Even though we're only 3 years apart from each other, she acts like a spoiled child sometimes, I want to be her boyfriend, NOT her babysitter.

>>37891085
We were never together. You're just doing this for attention. I can see your friend over there filming this whole thing.

>>37892027
Is she on the pill or are you using condoms? Who has control over child prevention?

Be really careful, people who are as unrealistic and "romantic" as her can do some really stupid things like trying to entrap you by getting pregnant right away and keeping the baby even if you want to abort because they tunnel vision on you with their oneitis.

>>37891085
It turns out I don't actually exist so it's not you, it's me.

>>37892082

Condoms, I keep them somewhere she doesn't know about and she doesn't handle them. You just described my biggest fear, having children with someone just like that, it might be corny of me but I want to have children with someone I really love.

I fear that she might try to trap me in with kids, although I do want kids one day, I don't want them right now. Nor do I want to have children with someone I like but don't love.

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>>37891085
My one ambition in the world is getting a black belt and I can't eat cookie dough and watch a Netflix documentary with you instead.

Now leave before I change my mind.

I will never ever be in such a situation.

>>37891085
I'm still not over my ex. I know it's not fair, I know you care about me. I don't plan on exiting your life, but I just can't continue to do this. It's not fair to you or me.

>fast forward a few months and I did exit her life because I'm a piece of shit and I can't stop being sad all the god damn time, poor girl still cares about me and wants me to come back to this fucking day.

She doesn't deserve this shit.

Because of your NCT and shitty maxilla, whore.

>>37891922
how much does she weigh? bet she is fatty

>>37892715

I have no idea, she's chubby at best. Big rack, nice sized ass Latina

>>37891229
>She's have to be the most fucking annoying person on the face of the earth. Like fucking constantly screaming at you every night, and then it'd still take me a year or more to end it.
Chain that bitch to a radiator and she'll settle down. Then you have a qt that isn't screaming in your face and throwing shit at you.

>>37891277
>If I broke up with her it's prolly bc she's too stupid and sucks horse dicks
every chick is some dude's type. she'll get a new man who will love her for her brainlet horse sucking ways.

>>37891994
>I'm so tired of your corny white person humor. "
thinking a woman is there to be entertaining to you. watch a movie, nigger.

>>37892141
>It turns out I don't actually exist so it's not you, it's me.
somebody needs to write the movie where this is part of the plot.

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>>37891246
This entire website is /pol/, New-friend.
:^)

>>37893039
I'm not, I hate /pol/! /Pol/ is stupid! No /pol/ ever! EVER!

>>37893298

Damn. Liberals are so in denial their retardation levels are off the charts.

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>>37893298
But, we love you! Why wont you love us back senpai?

>>37891196
>>37893039
>>37893467
>>>/r/eddit
And don't ever come back

>>37891085
Because you deserve so much better than me and I couldn't live with myself if I dragged you down into my pit of despair.

>>37891626
tl:dr plebbitor

>>37892858
>Beta cracker white knighting roasties

>>37894005
dayumm that's a red pill son

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>>37891085
Because you're 3DPiguDisgusting.

I'm sorry, but I have to raise my standards a bit, babe.

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>>37894125
>tfw I'm too caring to reach out to others just in case I end up unintentionally hurting them in some way
If you love something you're supposed to set it free, right?

Your just a picture I printed out.

>>37894190
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1VyQipO4miw

>>37891085
your fursona is ugly

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>>37891085
man if I ever had a gf that looked like that I would be the most grateful son of a bitch the earth ever saw. to think qts like that are cheated on and dumped by chads and normies alike... and we're too pussy/unlucky to catch her attention.

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>>37891085
Aw, well it's just that you're so boring sweetie, your taste in pretty much everything is shit and frankly now that I've fucked you a few times I wanna try someone else, no offense though

>>37891085
Because you talk too much, I need my own space, your friends suck, I want to play computer games, you've gained weight....

Honestly brobots being a normie aint all rainbows and sunshine

>>37894657
are you pretty fat and ugly?

>>37895397
n-not much, why??

>>37891085

A pathetic white boy like me doesn't deserve you...please, go find a strong and virile black man to empty his seed inside your white womb...it's for the best.

>>37891626
Damn bro, on point

>>37892614
Just don't be a faggot. If she's not a whale go take her back.

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>>37894657
Your obvious goddess/whore complex is a big reason why you've come to view women like in OP's pic as unattainable.

Women aren't that special, and shouldn't be held to a pedestal. If they're not into you, just work harder on improving yourself financially and aesthetically (working out, dieting, etc.) until you are. But no woman is worth complete subservience. You shouldn't cheat, but you shouldn't hold anyone in that high of regard. It's not healthy.

Your benis is too masculine for a straight person like me