Oficially 28

>>37890656
memes aside it's almost entirely your fault...

>>37890694
I know.
But it's too late now

>>37890792
>I know.
I don't think you do...
>But it's too late now
It aint. and if you're holding out for magical powers, they don't come.

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>>37890656
>be born as a female
>beginners' difficulty of life
>manage to fuck it up

You can only blame yourself.

>>37890656
>2 years more and I may become a witch, woohoo...
Why don't you just let a cute robot fuck you?

>>37890656
You gotta make a decision soon OP.

Kids or cats?

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>>37890656
>become a witch
Um, is this the female version of "wizard"?
Am I going to have to add this to the filter now?

>>37890930
I have 5 cats

My biggest regret is not even sex related, as sex is merely a consequence but the fact that I never knew love or the sensation of being Loved by someone

I just turned 26 and don't want to be a wizard. Maybe we can help each other.


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>>37890656
I feel nothing. May you live a long and unhappy life, roastiescum.

>>37891065
5 cats already, literally disgusting. go to soc you whore.

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>it's really a 28 year old trap/tranny who's been on hormones for 3 months yet goes out in public in women's clothes and wig
>"I'm such a christmas cake guys you will never understand"

>>37890929
I volunteer as tribute ccc

>>37891065
what are you biggest "problem areas"?

>too fat?
>too skinny?
>hideous face?
>lack motivation?
>plain ol' dummy?

>>37890859
Fuck you, underage non-magic faggot detected.

>>37891065
>no tinder app for bots so u can give witches the bf experience

Feelsbadman

>>37890656
can we see your boobies

>>37890656
Just stop making a lack of sex and relationships define you as a person. Stop making it a prerequisite to being a normal human being because there's way more to life than fucking.

I'll be a wizard in less than a year. Make peace with yourself and find other ways to enjoy life.

>>37891311
I'll assume you're a 35 fat disgusting hairy autistic beast. where you live anon, i'll fuck your faggot ass. I'll fuck your disgusting hairy man ass just to show you it isn't too late, even for you.

>>37891392
>because there's way more to life than fucking.
>I'll be a wizard in less than a year
?? how would you know that then ??

>>37891403
I couldn't hear your little muggle squawks behind my +1 cone of silence, buttmunch.

>>37891419
fucking is just one thing out of many things you can do in your life. you don't have to experience it to know that.

>>37890656
27 year old wizard apprentice here.
How did you fuck up to become a witch apprentice?

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>>37891429
cmon bb dun be that way </3

>>37891440
but how would you know if an experience isn't worth experiencing it if you haven't experienced it? lmao

you need to rethink your position here

>>37891465
i didn't say it isn't worth experiencing you mongoloid. I just said to not dwell on it if it makes you unhappy that you aren't getting it, and to focus on other areas of life.

>>37891465
honestly love is pretty fucking amazing especially when it's reciprocated. women and roasties have been deprived of it as much as robots have.

I don't think it works that way

Also the male version of a witch is a warlock

>>37891492
no what you actually said was "there is way more to life than fucking" but you wouldn't know that you are just diminishing the act.

in fact, biologically, historically, speaking the only reason for men and women to have interaction is to create babies which comes from... yes that's right sexual intercourse

You do realize you can get dick literally in the next 24 hours by simply making a tinder profile, swiping everybody, and picking someone who looks good right?

>>37891518
I think OP is gonna class change to a Catmancer

>Tfw I cannot get a girl to fulfill my Pac-Man obsession

I just want a girl to run naked through a maze while collecting shiny coins on the ground while I chase her around as a ghost and rape her, with the condition being that if I rape her three times she becomes a sexual slave. The fruit will nourish her as she tries to escape, the big shiny coins she can use to knock me down and ride me cowgirl until I flee in shame back to my home in the middle of the maze.

>>37891518
Further proof that women can't do anything right.

>>37891551
Not THE Chad she worships.

>>37891559
That's a pretty novel fantasy m8.

>>37890656
Actually a female becomes a "witch" at 20

I'm in a similar situation
Really bad part is everyone around is in a relationship, even if my friends invite me to a get together I will stand out even more and be more of a loser girl
Dancing=everyone in couples, talking=what they did with their bf/gf (typical couple things )
I could do with the witch/permavirgin thing but it pretty much excludes me from the little social shit I could experience

>>37890656
man up and get yourself a prostitute

>>37890656
Are you ugly and/or fat? If you're in cali I can help you

>>37891594
I am a sexual autist. I live for them. Give me unlimited funds to create pointless structures and a female willing to open her mind, I would have infinite fantasies to live out.

>>37891065
>I have 5 cats
Having cats is not a bad trait. Let's stop this meme of the crazy cat lady.

>>37891545

Even if it's the best thing ever, you can still enjoy life without it if you can find other things that make you happy, dude.

If you want to be cynical about it, then that's your problem.

>>37891664
even a dude that has 3-5+ cats has something wrong with him. cats are asshole shitty pets that don't care for their masters

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>>37891700
Sadly I have no cats, but still... they are top tier pets.
They don't need much maintenance, they're not overly affective, but they still comes to you from time to times.

>cat's are like femanons, you have to orbit them

>>37891700
>cats are asshole shitty pets that don't care for their masters

some of them are, but the last two cats i've had really seemed to like me a lot. they showed affection just like dogs do.

>>37890656
Are you deformed or something? How the shit does this happen without you wanting it?

Literally just go on any dating site ever.

>>37891700
My cat is very sweet, follows me around, greets me when I go back, comes to cuddle, wants to play with me p much everyday
Cats are robot animals, people say they are sociopaths or assholes but they want and can love too, just not in a loud normie/dog way

women don't get magic powers

>>37892024
Oh fuck, we don't? I guess it's time for me to whore it up before I become like OP.

>>37890656
Oh, I didn't know the female version of a wizard was a witch.

21 here, still a long ways to go and I almost hope I do become a witch, but then again that'd probably mean I either haven't overcame my daddy issues by age 30 or I'm just as lonely and depressed and friendless as ever. Or dead. Preferably none of those.

>>37890905
>beginner difficulty
I'm not gonna bitch about how being a woman is so hard, because unless you live in an African shithole it isn't, but
>be taller than most men in my country (5'11')
>be fat
>be autistic
>be the poster child for tumblr sans SJWism and dyed, short undercut hair
>extreme daddy issues
>very weird and abnormal according to normies
It's a hard knock life.

Happy birthday
How was your day?
Had a party or smt op?

>>37892065
Your magic powers are the ability to birth new life

Hop to it kiddo

>>37891465

Holy fuck you're insufferable. No wonder you haven't been able to get your dick wet.

>>37891318
I would unironically fund this with my autismbux. Hell, doesn't even have to be a relationship, I just want IRL friends that are just like my online friends, which is to say weird and accepting of my weirdness.

>>37891577
>wahh wahh women r duh worst11!!
Let's make sure not to invite this faggot.

>>37892088
Oh fuck that. I don't want kids until I am 30 or so.....I have six years to go. Hopefully I can make it and pop that cherry soon.

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>>37892088
But what if we're infertile or don't want kids?

>>37892106
why are you making these crazy assumptions lol? I've "gotten muh dick wet" lol I was merely pointing out how fallacious it is to say that something isn't that big of a deal while in the same comment affirming that you have never actually done that thing

>>37890656
get a sperm donor or freeze your eggs, or you will regret it.

if you have a kid pass 30, he will be a r9k poster guaranteed.

>>37892118
>I don't want kids until I am 30 or so.....
You're why autism rates are going up

>>37892125
Then I'm sorry you can't fulfill the need to propagate the species

Would you really date a younger man if he asked you though? I had a date yesterday with a 31 year old who wants to stay as just friends because we're "not in the same place".

And if so, NORTH CAROLINA

>>37892172
Why would I want to ruin my life now to have a kid? I at least want to find a stable partner first.

hey bb, 34 yo kv neet here. wanna marry? i'm a spic and would love to get dem papers

>>37892125
then you've failed as a being

>>37890656
You must be really picky.

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>>37891557
>Catmancer
>not Nekomancer
the joke was in front of you and you didn't even get to use it

>>37892201
Stable partners are all around you but you only have eyes for Chad

>>37892075
>be taller than most men in my country (5'11')
Some guys like tall girls, so?
>be fat
That's your fault
>be autistic
Meme
>be the poster child for tumblr sans SJWism and dyed, short undercut hair
That's your fault
>extreme daddy issues
How extreme
>very weird and abnormal according to normies
Who gives a shit what norms think


Wew

>>37890656
>being a 28 year female virgin
Jeez, and I thought I was pathetic

>>37891641
Who cares about her mind, I just want to open her ass

>>37892343
Do I? Pretty sure I don't want a Chad, unless he is a sweet and nice guy. I want someone who shares similar nerdy interests and will be loyal as fuck (like I would be to them).

>>37891440
Yet you replied

Fasztest

>>37892612
>Pretty sure I don't want a Chad, unless he is a sweet and nice guy. I want someone who shares similar nerdy interests and will be loyal as fuck (like I would be to them).
You're surrounded by guys like that here.

If you're in the UK and don't mind me being 5'7", ask me for contact info.

im a wizard

can you pls be my soon to be witch gf and we can make potions and shit?

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Who else curious as fuck to see what OP looks like? How can a girl be a virgin with so many thirsty gross guys everywhere?
>OP will deliver pics because dubs

>>37892590
I prefer them to have minds at the beginning, then sacrifice it for me.

>>37892697
look at how many replies there are serving their balls in a platter to OP and how "she" replies (or don't)

either OP is roleplaying for (You)s, trying to prove a point, or trolling.

>>37892697
If she does, she will get banned. I am not really liking this rule being back in place...

ITT:
>jealous virgins get mad because there's a female.
>omg no girls allowed!
>im a virgin and since ur a girl ur automatically a whore!
>if anyone treats a women with respect their a cuck whiteknight!
>all i want is gf but if a girl ever even speaks a word in my board then im gonna breakdown!
>boyz only! why dont i have gf!

>>37892765
literally im not like the other robots: the post

H AHAHAHAHAHA HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE???!!! HOW?! AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>37890656
>>37892761
OP, take this to /soc/ and show us your face. We wanna see how ugly you are.

>>37892870
Do it OP. I'll show mine if you show me yours.

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>>37890929

She's talking about marriage, I would think.

>>37892075
lose weight and wear feminine clothing that is flattering to your shape. some man will have you.

>>37891286
she's fat and tall so men don't think of her as a woman. she's awkward as fuck, but men don't give a shit about that.