ITT: We meme ourselves girlfriends

Repeating numerals and I will receive a qt virgin gf who loves buttsex and sucks dick like a vacuum

>>37890266
Nice dubs
If single digits, I will get a chubby robot wife in one week

Kek is dead. Chaos magick is dead. It was wasted so one neocon could beat another neocon in a meaningless contest

>>37890266

I will recieve my waifu (male) after centuries of lonesome work and near madness. And we shall live in a world that is not perfect, but is far better than this one. And fuck depravedly into ages.

If single digits I won't get a QT girlfriend this year.
If dubs I will meet her tomorrow. (Let's be honest, this ain't going to happen)

>>37890322
Congrats anon. It is working

>>37890266
Rolling for pagan gf

>>37890266
I'll be your gf if you stop posting frogs on the Internet.

>>37890344
ayyy lmaaooooo

ogrellimoki

>>37890350
Are you a qt?

Original

>>37890350

I pronounce you waifu and husbando. The husband must now provide a frogless post. Does anyone object?

I will obtain a qt gf and all I have to do is be myself and get dubs

>>37890308
They ways of Kek are strange: He was/is a Caos God, you can't know and you won't know his plan with Trump, because there is none.
It's mindless Caos, an end in itself.

>>37890387
Kek wills you to improve yourself and change for the better

repeating digits confirms

If I get 44 my best friend will go out with me

>>37890460
If I get dubs this chad dies tomorrow

>>37890490
will roll for you

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>>37890522
Hand over the dubs and no one gets hurt

how can i meme gf??

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>>37890558
Fuck you man those digits are MINE

>>37890460
This actually triggered me
I'll also roll for you to die tomorrow

>>37890375
no. i am an uggo.

>>37890266
If I get dubs everyone who posts itt gets their irl waifu

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i'm 3rd world garbage and early thirties. i've been lurking that zeenmap thingy and thinking of sending emails to all females asking them how much money would they want to marry me and get me papers to get the fuck out of this shithole

i'm so fucking hopeless. haven't sent one because i know they wont reply, they would think i'm a deformed kidnapper or something. besides most descriptions say "no creeps", "just looking for female friends :^)", "looking friends my age"

fuck

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KEK SAAVEEE MMEEEEEEEEEE FUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK

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Check it out ladies

>>37890266
trips and ill get a qt thats into vidya and weeb shit but the downside is that shes a trap

kek will bless me with dubs and a femanon will be forced to be me gf

>>37890460
single digits and the normie chad dies on spot

>>37893344
the rumors really are false, long live kek!

>>37890266
>IF I GET REPEATING DIGITS...
NO ONE IN THIS THREAD GETS A GF.
IF THEY ALREADY HAVE ONE THEY GET KUCKED

>>37890266
KEK be praised , give me the virgin girl gf plx

kek, i am chad and i have 17 girlfriends. check my sweet quints

If dubs, I'll grow a second dick that's fully functional.

Trips confirm all of you are destined for >tfwnogf

>>37890266
I too will recieve a QT GRILL. or at least someone that genuinely cares and makes me feel less lonely.
please?

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>>37890266
Ill take one of those girlfriends to, my dudes

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May the digits guide us

Originaliali

>>37890266
NO ONE GETS A GF
WITNESS ME!