/britfeel/

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>>37889022
1st for marcel

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>>37889022
ANTI BULLY RANGER ACTIVATE!

>>37889022
Aren't you supposed to tell the other thread there's a new one up? No bully.

Islamophobic attacks up 500%

did tilde really post her legs? What were they like?

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Considering going to McDonald's tomorrow to get the Tennessee Stack, it looks really tasty. The only thing that's putting me off is my autism, it's going to be really busy in there and I'm going to speak like an idiot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4g8bJIUe4JA

>>37889090
That's what I did you mong
Fuck sake, /britfeel/ gets worse day by day doesn't it?

>>37889120
how often do you go to mcdonalds ebin?

>>37889125
You were slow. Snooze you lose.

>>37889098
Stripy socks.

>>37889125
did you not see this >>37889082 bullies and lack of morality will not be tolerated in this zone!

>>37889162
What the fuck are you talking about
Fuck it, this is a bully zone now, but only for special kids like (You)

TILDE TALK TO ME

Nth for mixed feelings about Fargo season 3

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>>37889098
>did tilde really post her legs?
>her

>>37889120
I had that yesterday (britbong here). It was good but the bbq sauce ruined it for me. It's not as filling as you'd think and the bun makes your fingers all dusty

>>37889238
Bloody missed the start of it on channel 4. Is it on catchup? I like ewan mcgregor.

>>37889098
>Her
He is a giant unwelcome racist.

>>37889277
Just download it bro. Fuck the police

>>37889277
you are on the internet
everything is available to you

Mcdonalds near me is closed for refurb reeeeeeeee

>>37889263
CUTE

I don't believe the real tilde would post this though

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>tfw anime, vidya and r9k are no longer enough to fill the void

What do lads?

>>37889346
get laid faggot

not surprising this isn't original

>>37889346
Find a productive hobby that improves your skills.

>>37889346
I've been trying the /lit/ path, it's boring af but at least I can feel smug and pretentious

>>37889314
>CUTE
Anon they are just shaven male legs.

>>37889346
shave your eyebrows off

>>37889421
kek
qwepqpw

Why are women's legs in tights so sexy jesus

>>37889436
CUTE SUPER KAWAII

>>37889467
I think you've OD'd on anime girls.

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>>37889389
Not a single girl I asked wanted to date me lad. I don't blame them, i am a fugly dude.

>>37889421
I used to play the guitar for 7 years then got bored of it. Any suggestion lad ?

>>37889426
Don't look down on me anon

>>37889187
I'm not bullying you, you tit. I was pointing out the other thread was unaware you'd started this thread. I was trying to be supportive because you were hurt when you didn't get it right posting a new one the other night and you had to delete it.

So quit the REEEEEEE, I come in peace.

Is ebin awake?

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>>37889082
We are growning stronger

>>37889263
She couldn't stop a pig, as my grandma used to say. They ain't fat legs.

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who wants to give my knob a little nibble?

pic related.

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>>37889576
Yeah lad I'm just lurking

>>37889610
You look like you probably couldn't give informed consent even if someone offered

>>37889263
>literally just a mans legs but shaved
wow so kawaii uguuuu

>>37889623
Have you played any more OW or have you given up?

>>37889623
how many hours a day do you think you are sat on /britfeel/?

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>>37889577
i have recently discovered, with my scouter i should be able to estimate bully ratings.

>>37889640
he gives up on everything lad then lashes out at people who try

>>37889551
>posting a new one the other night
What? I didn't post a thread the other night lad

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>>37889346
Sleep 12 hours and sit in depression for the rest
>>37889640
wasn't the real ebin, I've just got here from my long slumber haha (13hours)

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>>37889659
20% bully

please re-think your actions. this is your first warning

>>37889727
you realise this is going to b8 people into trying to get 100% bully.

>>37889727
not bully lad just facts bet he would agree

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>>37889610
That's quite a Wojak nose.

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>>37889747
i do not fear this new challenge, rather like a warrior i will rise to meet it

3% bully rating

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>>37889022
Cheeky little Cilla post

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>>37889694
>I've just got here from my long slumber haha (13hours)
I don't care about that depressing stuff, answer the question Ebin.

>>37889846
fucking state of her. Look at her face, She thinks she's fucking boss, but even at that time she was so outdated. Talentless hack. Glad she croaked it.

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What do you think of my cooking lads?

On the left is chicken korma with basmati rice, on the right is salmon with a thai sweet chilli sauce. And next to that is smoked paprika flavour sweet potato chips.

>>37889819
What's your stance on racism? Isn't that bullying? Tilde should be thrown out for being 100% bully

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>>37889022
/britfeel/?
More like /GETAGRIPfeel/..

X

>>37889876
I fucked up the image reeeeeeeeeeeee

>>37889664
>>37889694

Well it was one of you. You were also stressing about your wall. I felt a bit sorry for you desu, and that is my pleasantness quota used up for today because I've been listening to the little bastards next door knock a ball against the fence for hours and now I'm going to ask them very nicely to fuck off and give them some of my old Razzles to keep them occupied.

>Autist anon crying about tilde being racist is actually a paki enraged by Tilde's transgender desires
Does /britfeel/ have the deepest lore?

>>37889866
She's dead? Fuck me I must have been asleep or something. No fucks given, she was common as muck.

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>>37889866
She lives on as a meme on /britfeel/ as a meme. You will be forgotten...ponder that, chuck

>>37889909
>Does /britfeel/ have the deepest lore?

An anon going by the name of 'SS anon' was assumed to be called that because of his love of services stations, but the SS in 'SS Anon' actually stood for Sunday sport.

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>>37889882
if i see any racist posts in the future, i am sure my scouter will give you a rating.

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>>37889944
>She lives on as a meme on /britfeel/ as a meme. You will be forgotten...ponder that

Hear Hear

>>37889503
I only look down on tripfags don't worry

>>37889944
I'm pondering that absolute fuck up of a post, Cillalad

Was this the single most tragic moment in the entire history of the British Isles?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpnN0onuFGo

>>37889503
Suggestions depend what you like. If you have done music, you tried a different instrument, or taking up something basic like song remixing.
I'm more into art that making music so my default mindset is towards making visual stuff. So maybe that if music is too boring.

Hell, start with that /gd/ thread for album art if you are stuck for ideas.

Trying to explain Doctor Who to my mate lads

>>37889655
Kev keeps blessing you lad.
Congrats Dragonball anon.

>>37889876
You burnt the chips you absolute mong!

>>37889346
Creative pursuit lad

Anyone have a driving job e.g parcel delivery man, pizza delivery man etc? Feel like they would be quite comfy.

Just saw a piece on One Show where a man drives about upgrading parking meter machines to accept new pound coins. Wouldn't mind a comfy solitary job like that.

Need to get my licence though and then presumably I'd need to drive without fucking up for a few years before they would consider me for driving jobs.

>>37889951
how old are you dragonball lad?

>>37889876
>chicken korma

two salmon fillets in the picture. lmao.

>>37889980
very sad how murdoch pack of liars stitched the good doctor up

>>37889944
LORRA LORRA BLINDA DATA LOVELY COUPLE

>>37889944
Proper would love to smash younger 60s Cilla.

>>37890050
>Anyone have a driving job e.g parcel delivery man, pizza delivery man etc?

Yeah, I have job delivering medicine to pharmacies, its a pretty comfy job.

>>37890113
where about do you work laddo?

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>>37890037
I am proud to be blessed by such good fortune

>>37890051
23

>>37890050
>Putting wear on your car
>Comfy

>>37890050

I also have a part time job for an online pharmacy delivering medicine sometimes large doses of morphine to patients sometimes elderly women

>>37889909
>Does /britfeel/ have the deepest lore?
See above

>>37890129

Basically within a 25 mile radius of Birmingham

>>37890113

Pizza delivery is comfy but the pay can be complete dog shit at times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iqBoormvf0

What's the best offer on pizza, lads? Feel shitty from having shingles and want a takeaway

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>>37890095
We all would, chuck

>>37890271
depends on your locale lad

>>37889016
use the machine to order
then all you have to do it approach the spotty teen when he calls your number

>>37890323
I'm so autistic that I probably won't be able to figure it out whilst people get impatient behind me then I just leave whilst doing an awkward laugh from all of the pressure. Oh god it would be horrible. I will never be able to live a normal life.

>>37890023
Does he live in a cave? Your mate I mean, not Dr Who.

>>37890389

>Can i take your order please?
"Hi, can i have a Teneessee stack meal please?"
>What drink would you like with that?
"Coke please"


Life shouldn't be this complicated lad

>>37890023
no need, its shite

>>37890113
Do you get robbed a lot? Often thought all those rolling drugs wagons were prime targets but I bet if I did it I'd get a pallet of jam rags and some Fisherman's Friend.

>>37890389
>give us a burger ya cow

Are channel 4 hiring people with speech impediments to do the continuity announcements now?

Swear it sounded like someone chewing a brick

>>37890484
Yes, they are trying to be more diverse. They've been at it for a while now, there's someone who sounds like he has downs reading the continuity now and again and you can barely understand the cunt.

>>37890422
>''Hi can I have a Tennethee Thtack pleathe?''
>''A what?''
>''A-A Tennethee Thtack''
>They try to suppress their laughter
>''What drink?''
>''Pepthi''

Fuck my fucking lisp. No matter WHAT I say, I'm screwed.

>>37890545
Well you are fucked trying to order a Pepsi at McDonald's.

>>37890304

found a comfy website that tells you what offers your local Domino's has one. pretty good

bit disappointed with the steam summer tbqh, i guess i'm just interested in games enough anymore and things aren't going cheap enough for me to take a punt on them

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>>37890586

shit thanks for the reminder lad

Hope ATS is going cheap, ETS2 has been fueling my truck autism for a while now

>>37890484
Aye i heard one after fifteen to one. Good on the lad for getting work but voice work is not something he should be doing. Really hard to understand, so the complete opposite of what an announcer should be.

>>37890484
TFL swapped out it's posh british woman for a jovial working class black british woman

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>>37890637

Who /HGV licence/ here?

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Fuck the base of my toe really hurts, I think I've got another ingrown toenail

>>37890545
yeah, you're fucked
why haven't you killed yourself yet lad?

>>37890545
is this ebin lad?

>>37890703

Nice one lad

What do you usually drive?

>>37890576
Yeah I know. I'm so pathetic
>>37890718
I enjoy a solitary life but I am beyond ridiculously autistic when it comes to engaging with society. My aim in life is to enjoy myself alone and not care about how there is no place for me in society, if I do that then I have no reason to want to kill myself

I'd like to hold Tilde's hand

>>37890754
Nah it's Kieran, he mentioned his lisp yesterday

>>37890817
I'd like that racist to leave

>>37890822
i remember hearing that vocaroo of kieran phoning into school though, his voice sounded fine

id like to put ebin in the TRASH

>>37890861
I'd like to hold your hand

>>37890829
>>37890829
I swear if you say one more bad thing about Tilde I'm going to set your prayer mat on fire with you inside it

>>37890855
Thanks lad, people have said that it doesn't sound too bad online. In real life though improper stick my tongue between my teeth, it's awful

>>37890920
OOOHH WHEN I TOUCH YOU I FEEL HAPPY INSIDE

>>37890797

I drive vans now I was this anon>>37890170, I'm with trucks like Ebin is with Cars. I worked as a HGV driver for about 3 weeks, had 2 accidents in one day and never went back.

Doing a 13 hour shift as an inexperienced driver round central London is hell on Earth.

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Post your /pooface/ lads

>>37890927
Stop been a dirty racist Tilde.

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>>37890986
ha ha don't doxx me

>>37891034
You are bloody ugly m8

>fat slag on jeremy kyle
>sending sexy texts to other men
>haha it' was just bants jezza!

>>37891055
jezza is preserved for corbyn now MATE

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>>37889854
I haven't really played in the last few days or week, kept losing

right now my mind is running too fast to even focus on 4chan posts

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Having asda piri piri chicken tonight

>>37891101
shut up you fat slag, it's what the fat slag literally said

>>37890986
wont you get poo down your back?

Keeping a self enforced fast during my neet day then gorging during the night is the only sense of satisfaction I get.

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>>37891236
to get me through a lot of my neet years I'd eat once a day at 5-6pm when I woke up then not eat at all till I went to bed at 8-10am. Then I'd have motivation to both sleep and wake up. Its the only way I could make myself wake up

>>37891236
ah the neet eat

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I watched a good documentary about conceptual art, and I think I want to be a modern artist.
Post waifus

i have no clue what i'm gonna do for the future. I'm so fucking lost.

Who's britfeels longest neet?

>>37891329
If my screenplay doesn't work out then I'll probably kill myself.

>>37891164
That looks fucking lush.

>>37891338
i know i'm not, but i've worked one year in the 10 years since leaving education, my actual current term of neetdom is 5 years

umming and ahhing over whether I should have some ice cream to cool me off this evening when I've already met my calorie limit for the day desu

>>37891299
will you share some with us when you are done senpai.

>>37891299
what doc lad?

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Goooood evening, /britfeel/!
How the heck are you doing today?
What are you up to?
What's the last film that actually scared you?

Hope you're all feeling great and have bad brilliant days no matter what you've been up to!

I watched the vvitch the other night and it was neat but I didn't really find any of it scary.
I watched Green Room a couple months back and the tension in that was insane but again i wouldn't really call it scary, you know?
Thanks for letting me blog

Is despair husbando anon around?

Also is Keith Flint's owner around?

>>37891501
Sure thing, kohai!

>>37891517
Who's Afraid of Conceptual Art, it's a BBC4 doc. The guy who made it is putting out a series on Japan.

>>37891526
are you even the real len?
either way, you make me sick

>>37891526
Not too bad, just a teensy bit tipsy
Ok, went to therapy today and made a plan
Probably 'Goodnight, Mommy'

>>37891579
>>37891526
sorry meant to post this to my uncle, wrong chat

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>>37891526
Hello Lenlad. Yes, Keith Flint's cohabitor is here. I don't say owner, he's wild. In theory. How may I be of assistance?

Ebin I have question

>>37891665
What the fuck does that mean? Uncle? Why are you enquiring of me and my pigeon?

>>37891579
I am, but sorry bud.

>>37891580
What's your plan friend? You're not going to do something silly are you?

>>37891733
I'd like to think Keith actually owns us all.

Anyway, at work there's some cute doves nesting and was wondering whether it would fuck their shit up if we left bird seeds and fat balls and stuff around for them to nibble on?

>>37891574
Cheers lad I'll give it a watch, can recommend getting into art, doesn't have to be painting and shit to be fun.

>>37891784
I suspect he does. He's definitely smart enough and his troll streak is a mile wide.

That's a nice thing to do Lenlad, feeding them. They're scavengers by nature so anything you feed them will be appreciated. Doves are only a genetic hop from common town pigeons and there'll be scores of mutants ruling the sky above your office before long.

Seed would be fine but not fat balls or fruit, it goes straight through them and your windowcleaner/car valet will double the price.

Also, cake. Pigeons love Madeira cake.

>>37891916
bird lady, how do i remove seagulls that have nested on my roof?

Whats the difference between a mortgage and a loan?

>>37891526
>What's the last film that actually scared you?

I watched Filth (2013) and while it's not a "scary film" it still has jump scares that got me every fucking time

>>37891973
mortgage has your house as collateral

>>37892002

Can I get a mortgage on a car?

>>37891966
With a fucking big stick and a hand grenade. I lived somewhere with Kittywakes on the roof, they're the little gulls that look quite pleasant. I thought that, until they started ripping the tiles off and throwing them at me. They're spiteful little bastards, and once they're in they like to stay there. Short of burning your house down try animal control companies, apparently there's a sonic box you can put in your loft but I can't speak for their efficacy.

>>37892040
i'm not mr hallifax but i don't think a legitimate bank would do that

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>>37891526
The Comedy scared me because I'm terrified of ending up like that when I'm well into my 30s.

>>37892040
No. A car is transient and a house isn't so you could move your car somewhere else and default on the mortgage.

When does prison gay kick in? Been forcing myself to fap to gay porn but no results yet. Will keep you lot posted.

>>37892080

Prison gay is a meme lad.

>>37892080
When you find a nice lad on /britfeel/ you want to spend time with

>digging up an ants nest in the garden
>accidentally break the plastic bucket
>go to repair it with plastic weld glue
>glue gets stuck to my fingers
>won't come off without taking a layer of skin with it

Why are we such walking disasters lads? Also my glue fingers are sliding all over the keyboard now because of this.

What ever happened to the /goodfellas/ poster?

>>37892167

Once it got confirmed that the show wasn't going to happen, the meme wasn't plausible anymore.

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>>37891164
noice.
i decided to go posh. got sainsbury king prawn and queen scallops in a sherry and lobster sauce. never tried lobster. it's fucking tasty af. got me grunting while eating it. proper nice desu. was like 4 bong but worth it.

>>37892205

that wall is almost as bad as ebin's

>>37892080
>fap to gay porn
You're doing it wrong that's why. You don't actually want to see real men shagging, that's repulsive. You pick a waifu to avatar as and circlejerk with other posters, pretending they look like their anime girl. That's how the path of prision gay begins senpai.

>>37892080
prison gays dont like average males. they are into really feminine guys, or traps/shemales.

proper gays will get fucked by 40 year old men.

>>37892246
>they are into really feminine guys, or traps/shemales.
Prision gays are more into the idea of it imo. No matter how fem you are/claim to be you're not going to look like the 2d girls called boys that they fap.

>>37892080
wank to tildes legs

>>37892282
I'm prison gay and i've wanked to two middle aged men fucking in a dirty park toilet.

>>37891916
Oh that's neat, I'll make sure to avoid fat balls for sure.
Hopefully this will put me in the good books of our future pigeon overlords.

Thanks buddy!

>>37891979
Oh I've seen Filth on Netflix, I'll have to get around to actually watching it, thanks man!

>>37892058
Oh shit I haven't seen that yet, I love depressing stuff but Tim knows how to hit the brown notes.

>>37891580
Are you okay buddy?

>>37892306
Maybe you're actually into men if you can orgasm to the sight of two old lads pumping in some gross shitter.

>>37892205
>never tried lobster. it's fucking tasty af. got me grunting while eating it.
the common plebian goes mad for lobster, he literally transforms into a gorging pig as he believes himself to be devouring a 'delicacy'

i remember once when gay people on here tried to argue that it is harder to get gay sex than straight. probably to this day the most retarded argument i have seen on 4chan

>>37892331
yeah maybe, the idea of it is hot though. Not quite sure I'd do it myself.

>>37892205
decorate your wall


really considering moving all my stuff and sleeping in my car, anyone done it?

>>37892403
All you have to do is post with an anime avatar here for a bit to get gay sex

>>37892361
I grunt while I eat fried spam sarnies lad. if it tastes nice I can't help but be a vocal eater.

>>37889022
I've reached the point where when I meet someone new I enjoy fucking with them and making them uncomfortable until they eventually hate me.

What is wrong with me?

>>37892539
You've progressed past shy, awkard autist and moved to edgy cringelord.

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Muslims are at it again in London lads

https://twitter.com/Daily_Star/status/877970445433151488

Any of you lads sat down and thought about how hitmen get into the business?

>>37892435
exactly. lad, you can go on grindr and with in 5 minutes get sex. fuck, you can go on omegle and find get gay sex. you can go to a gay bar and get sex really easily.

>>37892679
they get into the business through contacts.

>>37892675
I sure love living in the UK in 2017

>>37892705
How the hell do they go about meeting people who actually legitimately want someone dead and also have the funds for it?

>>37892775
Any poor area that has drug dealers or crime so every poor area, next question

>>37892775
>Live in shitty area
>Get in with gangs
>Kill people
>Get good at killing
>Start doing it as your full time job and being well rewarded for it

So if you wanna be a hitman go back in time and join a gang

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Theoretically how long could one last on ~12,000GBP if they packed in their wageslavery and left home? Once the money runs out the assumption is that said person will end their own life.

>>37892675
We are more cucked than Sweden for fuck sakes.

>>37892872
A year, possibly 2 if you're really good with money and have a really cheap place to live.

I make 12k a year and live comfortable in a 2 bed semi-detached.

>>37892872
depends on your rent and what you do

>>37892872

Once the savings are below 6,000 the rent and council tax is non existant, so a lot longer than you'd think

>>37892775
the person putting the hit out usually informs a crime syndicate and they arrange the price etc.

i don't know how but i got a girl to fall in love with me. the problem is that she lives thousands of miles away and i don't know if i love her back. fml

>>37892328
Lol no problem. Keep on their sweet side ffs or they'll make your life a misery. (My ex moved out after a lot of trolling, he knew he couldn't compete with Keith).

>>37891784
>>37892328
Yeah, I'm ok. Well, not ok but I'm not depressed anymore. The plan is big work. It will mean some people have to disappear.

>>37893062
Does she want you to transfer 50,000,000 Ugandan Dollars for her?

Why are autistics not euthanised at birth

this is such needless incurable suffering

>>37892361
Where I come from in the Caribbean it's a ritual for everyone to go out on August 1st when lobster season starts and dig up the lobster traps we'd buried the year before. There's different types of lobster and admittedly I'm biased but home lobster is the nicest food on earth.

https://twitter.com/MailOnline/status/877957136080191492

>>37893179
if you check your traps more often you'll get more lobsters
also it's time to go back

>>37892417
Only for one night. The condensation builds up if you forget to open the windows and you'll wake up with a back aching like never before. And what about the net?

>>37893224
how come when I go swimming in bins the only thing that happens is everyone shouts hey fatty boom boom kill yourself you bin raking cunt

>>37893272
obviously because you're not a qt lulz so random grill

>>37893224
probably about 50/50 that didn't kill her

normies and their shite memes....

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>tfw chavvy but fit girl st work bullies me

Jokes on her, it makes me horny af

During the last 5 minutes of counselling, we spoke about religion being stupid, spineless paki women and my mother. How life would have been different if mum left dad. This was when I started crying heavily, I thought back to when I was 3 years old, it was just me and her, she worked, she was happy, we spent all day together, she was my only friend.

I cried uncontrollably like a baby, I can't remember the last time I cried like that. I then asked to end the session.

>>37893250
Oh sure, but they're legally protected for the breeding season so if you get caught before August 1st it's big trouble. Also no air powered spear guns, it has to be a Hawaiian sling so it's purely human v prey. God I could kill for one right now. 3 minutes in the boiler, split the tails, melted butter, green salad and baked potato. Very simple but the food of kings.

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You know what we need more of on TV?

More degeneracy celebrating propaganda about a minuscule group that is massively disproportionately over-represented in all negative statistics, pushed on the people in a top-down effort to contort the moral opinion of the public into that resembling the elite jewish consensus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hpd7f1MN36o

>>37893402
I haven't seen you in ages lad, where've you been?

>>37893431
>he elite jewish consensus.
he literally fell for reptilian tricks

>>37893402
well its progress. getting to the heart of your problems.

>haven't left the house in months
>Feeling lonely
>go to the cinema to try and take my mind off things
>newmummyfilm.gif
>Bring in fruit and healthy snacks to save money and because I'm on a diet
>get a pleb seat at the front of the cinema because fuck paying for premium
>film starts
>immediately the whole cinema starts screaming at me
>FAT CUNT FAT CUNT LITTLE WILLY LITTLE WILLY FAT BOY
>On screen, Tom Cruise and Annabelle Wallis join in
>People start throwing popcorn and tango iceblasts at my head
>run all the way home crying

Never leave the house lads.

been unusually hungry tonight
doesn't bode well

>>37893461

did that actually happen?

probs not orig

>>37893224
>that garbage juice
>>37893272
Kek, fatty boom boom. Gotem.

>>37893458
his problem is he's a paki

knowing you're not supposed to be in the country you currently live in is much more psychologically damaging than any parent leaving

>>37893250
Also, I know. Soon.[/spolier]

>>37893482
>being this autistic and newfag to not know the meme

probs not orig

>>37893434
I'm doing 12-8 shifts this week and I go around 10pm
Up late tonight
>>37893458
I feel like I'm transitioning partially to live the life my mum should have

>>37893510

and heres me thinking that only americans were that shit at recognising sarcasm

havent been called a newfag for a good few years either des

Anyone else watched that ackley bridge shit on channel 4? Its like a leftists utopia.

>>37893536
>literally admitting that he's permanently mutilating his body because his paki parents were fucked up and he feels like this will fix it

and people say these freaks aren't mentally ill

>>37893558
What else do you expect on channel 4? the only place thats ever been worse than there was BBC3

>>37893461
>>37893482
I would have just put my middle finger up behind me and ignored them.

Last night I had a dream where I met like the perfect girl and we really got on but then we went on holiday and some fucking tall attractive guy who is way more interesting than me starts to get all her attention. Even in my dreams I'm fucking hopeless.

Then to make my day better I go to work and find out my boss tried to sack me but Employee Relations wouldn't let him

>>37893558
Saw an advert, seemed like shite. I get that it's trying to be a really 'hard-hitting' drama and whatnot, but it also just seems like it's normalising a lot of really shitty, degenerate stuff. The trailer was rife with things like:
>promiscuity/casual sex
>teen pregnancy
>interracial couples
>pakis
>cheating
>welfare abusers
>dysfunctional families
ITS ALL JUST PART AND PARCEL(TM) OF LIVING IN BRITAIN GOY GET USED TO IT

>>37893590
There is even this young teen who had a kid whilst underage, why don't they ever have a robot finally getting the girl?

Its all about people who have no problem getting girls and what happens after they do it.

>>37893558
I like that the Asian girl that rejected the headscarf
I like she's a lesbian, drinks and has a white best friend

Hate all the other paki characters like her parents and the paki men fucking white women


>>37893618
Waterloo Road was better

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Who else /tomokoeyes/ here

>>37893618
I never had to deal with any of that shit growing up, granted I went to an all boys boarding school but surely the state schools can't be that bad?

95% of people still at school are virgins right?

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>>37893624
>robot finally getting the girl
Even channel 4 isnt that retarded

>>37893644
>Waterloo Road was better
Agreed, at least that was "feel good" school drama and not the degeneracy we see in ackley bridge.

>Hate all the other paki characters like her parents and the paki men fucking white women
/pol/ was right all along, they are trying to force a race mixing agenda using a TV show that appeals to a large % of the normans.

>>37893618
I saw a couple episodes, my cousin (who is dating a Muslim no surprise) loves it. It's full of normie shit about slags, chavs, Muslims, etc. Glorifies Muslims.

There's one underaged girl in it who fucked a teacher, but no one gave a shit because the teacher was female too. 'Wow so progressive! Well done for being a carpet muncher!'

Good night, friends

>>37893689
It's on Channel 4, it's not normie central

Waterloo Road was better because it had a story or two every week featuring one-off characters in addition to the regular stories with the regular characters

This allowed them to have more diverse storylines such as one on gender dysphoria

>>37893730
The main girl rejected the headscarf though

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Hey there, could you tell me the time?

>>37893398
Was thinking about that episode when lobster was mentioned earlier

>>37892205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axHoy0hnQy8

tilde and ebin sitting in a tree. k.i.s.s.i.n.g.

>>37893823
i cant wait until tilde and ebin make babies.

>>37893402
Cheers Amir, this post made me amused. Subhuman pakis really do deserve to suffer, just picturing your ugly shitskin face blubbering to some young pimple faced 'expert' is hilarious.

just want you to all know i'm reading this thread whilst in my pants, gently stroking my penis
please bear that in mind when posting, thank you

>>37893659
Are you trying to deafen yourself? Why?

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>>37893886
Here you are lad, just for you ya sicko.

>>37893915
Milk cat!!!! Yes!!!

>>37893915
there is nothing 'sick' about a human body indulging in its natural instinct my good man, perhaps you should contact the advice group, 'right to mast' for more helo on the matter

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>>37893886
yum yum. can i have a suck?

pic related

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>>37893823
nah lad its an ebin sat in his dark room contemplating why hes even alive episode

>>37893886
can't claim something like this without picture proof lad

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>>37893768
there u go I made you a thing just like we did in the old days.

>>37893951
>inticing me to break the rules of this board
you have done a very bad thing, i hope the authorities come down on you swiftly

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>>37893964
Well done.
What an excellent creation, child.

>>37893886
I do that all the time, same with some youtubers I watch.

>>37893977
I don't think its against the rules is it?

>>37894026
indeed it is my good man, please see this thread for further advice >>37842102

>>37894044
Seems to imply selfies lad, Its just to stop the orbiting camwhore threads I think.

>>37893989

>>37893964
I don't understand the reference
DEEEESU

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>>37894044
i think tbf, it is only threads asking for pics that are against the rules. posting a pic on britfeel is probably ok

>>37894063
>>37894073
>Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
it could literally not be any clearing

>>37894069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33Z59RAoBu4

looks like its doopee time for you.

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>>37894079
ARE YOU GOING TO POST YOUR WILLY OR NOT

>>37894079
I do genuinely think that new rule enforcement is to do with picture threads cropping up on /r9k/. The odd pic is fine, as long as that's not the sole/dominating focus of a thread.

It's just in an effort to prevent this place turning into the cesspool that is /soc/.

Maybe a mod could confirm?

>>37894079
Don't think they care about dick posting. It's face pictures and to be blunt, the numales orbtiing girls.

>>37894106
ebin has already posted his picture and he did not get banned

>>37894106
and those threads like "POST YOUR EYES AND SEE HOW DEAD THEY ARE" and proceed to post their obviously normal 16-19 year old eyes but squinting just to appear tired

>>37893650
Go to bed Jack

Well I just spent another hour or so crying in bed.

Saw a friend today but I realize I fucked it up with my autistic behaviour. My cat always senses I'm upset and comes to sit with me, so at least there's that.

All my friends don't talk to me anymore, besides maybe one guy in the same boat. A guy who does drugs and cries right in front of me because he's in the same situation.

I am a horrible failure at 25yo, no job, no gf, live with parents. Every night I can't help but cry because I try to do something to fix it but I end up doing nothing and just staring blankly into space. I've done this for a month since I finished my degree and a girl rejected me.

Holy shit this is so depressing

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>>37894157
Do my eyes look dead?

>>37894191
ffs you just had to do a fake pakibo post didn't you? completely spoiled the joke, it would have be so much more funny if somebody had replied to this say its a new poleabo pic

>>37894217
I had a giggle at the post lad, no need to be so angry

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>>37894157
Do my eyes look dead lads desu

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>>37894280
Do my eyes look dead lads? des des des

>>37894191
>>37894303
Shoutanon being a little cuck

Got a lovely message from my cousin and friend. It's keeping me going tonight.

I miss when I was a kid and I'd spend all day on the grass with my grandparents, cousin and sister. My sister got into drugs and it changed her. My cousin moved to Canada for 20 years. My grandparents died. Both my parents are fucking mental.

I'm thinking I might try getting in touch over normiebook with some very old friends I haven't talked to in some years. I'm so lonely I'm desperate.

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>>37894303
Do my eyes look dead to you lads? I took a lethal dose of eyedrops

>>37894280
I see hope anon

...I see hope inshallah

why is the thread dead

someone produce some interesting content.

>>37894513
what kind of mgical chant would it take to summon BritNormie?

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>>37894513
me nana has just let out a little fanny fart while watching coronation street

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>>37894069
Oh! What's that sound?
Why, it's the Doopee bell!

Ding Ding!

It's Doopee time!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33Z59RAoBu4&

>>37894617
bet the dust coming out made it look like someone squeezing a talcum powder bottle.

bought choc chip & vanilla brioche swirls
wanna eat one but I hit my calorie limit for today
and I'm planning a big tea tomorrow so it can't be then either
dunno why I bought them actually...

>>37894643
Probably shouldn't have lad.

>>37894656
impulse buy
I'll probably eat one and throw the rest away
why can't you just buy single cakes?

>>37894685
>why can't you just buy single cakes?
because everything is life is built towards supporting breeders

I throw food out all the time because you can't buy single items anymore

>failed an exam by 5 marks
How likely am I get to a compensation pass?

>>37894781
You'll be able to sort something out lad, don't worry about it

do you lads rate xiaomi?

in the market for a new phone, and I'm not sure about dropping 150bong on a chinese one

Lads i discovered flasks can keep waters ice cold for long periods of time . I thought they were only for hot drinks

Got a flask here with me, sipping from it every now and then for the past few hours, still got ice cubes in it. This is orgasmic

>>37894805
yes lad.. thermal doesn't necessarily mean warm

caught a glimpse of myself in the window and think I look noticeably thinner, although still a long way to go

>>37894856
FAT TWAT
SALAD DODGER
GUT LORD MARCHING

>>37894805
flasks are designed to retard heat transfer, that means they stop hot going in as well as hot going out

kitchen porting is a shit job, dont do it lads

>>37894887
porting in general is shit

>>37894887
what sort fo place do you porter in lad?

>>37894927
french restaurant kitchen

>>37894887
Way ahead of you there, lad

evens I finish my drink and go to bed
odds I take a tab of acid and play MGS all night

i have given up on lifting heavy weights. cba with the injuries. fair enough if people do lift heavy, i just cant, i guess its shit genetics.

i never see madotsuki anymore

>>37895045
well
oringinlf

>>37895045
fuuUUCK I have work tomorrow night

>>37895045
Is this lenlad?
Have you stopped posting after a relapse?

>>37895052
how heavy is heavy

>>37895045
mr kojimas wild ride

>>37895052
go lightweight with more reps. Look better toned anyways.

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>>37895045
which MGS lad?

>>37895115
what ever is heavy for me. probs not gonna be heavy for a lot of other people. to me, if i can only do 8 reps 3 sets, it causes me injuries. i think lighter stuff for more reps is more enjoyable too.

>>37895134
yeah, that is what i am going to do lad. im trying to get back into boxing aswell so im only gonna be lifting 3-4 times a week.

>>37893461
>>37893482
cinemas all have no singles policy so of course it didn't happen retard

What view do you boys have on Christopher Hitchens?

>>37895331
dude god isn't real lmao

tfw lots of lads who regularly post in here have moved to the /int/ /brit/ thread.

fuck you.

>>37895331
He's a top lad

>>37895331
I liked when he BTFO Prince Di

>>37895365
there's no robot to deal with
but /int/ is sfw
it's a dilemma

>>37895365
Good riddance of normies

hop da railing and boy off da ting

Gotta be up at 7am and I'm so dissociative I'm out of body staring at the fucking wall

What do I do to sleep

>>37895365
>Insulting those who remain in punishment for those who have left
Reminds me of
>Well if people keep pirating then we have to keep putting up the prices, you naughty boys

>>37895365
how do you know?

i have never been on that thread

>>37895422
derealisation/depersonalisation friendo?

or drug related?

>>37895422
I advise you close your eyes and let images hit you from the dark, absurd and varied, until they carry you off to the Land of Nod

>>37895365
won't be missed tbqh

>>37895439
Chronic DP after mindshattering trauma

It'll be 5 years anniversary in October and recently been homeless and had to move into a shared house full of people bingeing on amphetamine then physically fighting. I am so tired and too numb to cry.

>>37895435
I wondered why the thread was so dead earlier, so I popped over to /int/ to inspect.

I found common memeish style posts that lads usually post here, over there.

like this: >>76381275

Got a wart growing on my elbow lads, what do I do?

>>37895487
that's fucked up man. I only get it sporadically after periods of extreme anxiety.

I genuinely believe it'll get better for you with time. It seems to for nearly all people with it.

>>37895494
it is completely dead at the moment. i am looking at it right now. from the posts i am reading, the people sound a lot more normie.

>>37895521
If anything it's getting more crippling with time. I'm also chronically fatigued, autistic and found out today I'm gonna need a hearing aid. I'm so exhausted with these health issues I don't want to go on. Not currently suicidal but it would be nice to die in my sleep or something.

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>>37895581
>too depressed and on edge to post
>thread crawls to a slow death as a result

I did it lads, I hit 25 and I'm still a virgin. Am I doomed?

>>37895592
I know the feeling mate. I've got a lot of physical health issues that have suddenly cropped up. I'm only young but I feel really old. And it sucks because I look completely normal and act normally and people don't take the fact that I'm near disabled seriously.

I'm exhausted too, but I'm still trying to find hope to keep carrying on. I often worry my life will end in suicide too when it gets too much.

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>>37895331
It's funny how such a clearly intelligent person has so many stupid opinions. God thing aside, he has tweeted things like 'though we know the climate is changing, we have not proven that humans are the cause'. I like that he recognises that we aren't really living in a democracy, and I do agree with some of his extreme socially conservative view points.
MORAL man meme potential is the highlight, though

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>>37895662
he said CHRISTOPHER aka one of the holy trinity of "intellectuals" pseuds worship.

>>37895662
>God thing aside
Hmm...

>>37895621
calm down ebin

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>Universal Credit payment hasn't gone in

>>37895648
I'm also so sick of fucking moronic neurotypical females (and it's ALWAYS females) giving me the "hehe, well what's normal?" bullshit whenever I complain about being a weirdo abnormal autist. It's so fucking patronising, I wish they could live a day in my life, I can barely walk down the street without feeling sick with anxiety whilst avoiding everyone's eye contact.

>>37895692
Ooops, made myself look like a right plonker now

>>37895722
most women just don't understand adversity. I don't want to sound like one of those misogynistic men you get on /r9k/, but a lot of women have never had to face much adversity in their life due to the fact that they are women. (If they are moderately attractive).

Thus they lack empathy when it comes to people (particularly men) who are going through a hard time.

>>37895722

Yeah anon, but they're the same because they sometimes avoid talking to someone they don't like.

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>>37893650
Haha ye lad haha

>>37895712
trying lad haha