Who else here /onlypretending/? I'm not a virgin and I make $90k

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>have loving wife of 5 years
>2 kids and 3rd on the way
>make six figures
pretending to be a NEET on here reminds me of my teen years

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Chad here, for some reason it's so much fun pretending I'm some fat neckbeard who still receives food from his mom and has never had sex. I've never even seen someone like that who exists IRL 2bh

>>37888419
Leave normiefag

>>37888249
not a virgin, but haven't had sex in almost 2 years. senior college student majoring in Computer Science. Moderately attractive and 6'5". I lack self-confidence and I lose interest in women when they show interest in me.

>>37888249
Yeah I pretend to be a gay guy

You can be a Chad and Robot at same time.

>married 12 year total relationship, no kids
>liquid assets in low 7 figures
>own half mil house in a major US city outright
>healthy with no mental health problems and have large group of friends
>normal relationship with parents
I come on here to shitpost, laugh at funny posts, and occasionally post dumb unwanted advice to people who cant get over themselves to save themselves

I make 6 figures and have fucked over 100 girls. But I still pretend to be a raging autistic virgin NEET occasionally.

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>>37888315
>>37888419
>>37889891
>>37889957

Get the FUCK out of my board NOW

>>37888249
My internet persona is still the khhv NEET, is somehoiw fun pretending this people exist and that im one of them lol.
Some of you guys are so authentic thou, i sometimes forget the first rule of /r9k/
''The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.''
Im thinking of getting into this whole trap thing and pretending to like them but im not yet such a good writer :p

I pretend to be gay but I am actually a woman

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>>37890212
>Does not use pepe reee image when telling me to fuck off the board
>Leave normalfag

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>pretending to be pretending to be a loser on a website
Get on my level

>>37889957
You should produce offspring asap

6'1", decent looking (bit nerdy), gonna get a Medicine degree in a year, have had 4 long term gfs + a couple of ons. Not rich tho. Got friends. I don't pretend anything just come here for a laugh and to see if I can drag some sad but willing robot back to real life