Whats your excuse?

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What were you hoping to accomplish with this today, OP?

>>37888202
I already have a girlfriend who likes my average body and I'm fine with it for the meantime so I've never tried to get a body like that. Might try for it one day though.

Because I'm a permabulking roider and I care more about lift numbers and size over abs.
And because my dick genes didn't make it. That's why.
Is that it OP. Are you satisfied with your answer

>>37888214
hha trggered

>>37888240
If you think having and is impressive you're retarded. Literaly just crunches and being low body fat. You could be a weak little bitch and still have abs

My penis wasn't abused by some jew doctor when I was born.

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because im mexican and for most girls thats enough for me to pull off an sexual encounter

>>37888214
I'm flattered someone saved this.

>>37888202
Let me ask you. Why would you want to look like this?

Is this what people look like in Oklahoma? That's some subpar, below below average, white trash "male".

>>37888202
because my benis is short
inb4 jelqing

>>37888322
Why would you want to be a white man with 6 pack abs and a 9 inch dick? He's pretty much the most attractive man on Earth. Women would kill to be with this guy.

>>37888310
You're a meme maker and a dream machine! Stay sexy! xoxo love, >>>/s4s/ btw, do you mind if I save it? :^)

>>37888386
That's 4-5 inches you dumbfuck.

>>37888303
I'm Mexican too and you're a dumb mother fuckers dude.

>>37888386
Doesn't matter if you have abs if you look like that lol

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>>37888627
That's at least 7 and a half inches without an erection. You're a fucking retard. Compare that with this black porn star and he dwarfs him.

>>37888692
You mean like a God? What is unattractive the body hair? Body hair is sexy and masculine.

>>37888202
I know this is the 2017 standard and that people not looking like that are viewed as subhumans by most people but food is the only pleasure I have in my life and I would kill myself if I was deprived of it.

>>37888714
It's a lot more than 7.5 inches. more like 9-10. If you posted an actual 6 inch dick here people would call it small.

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>>37888240
>I already have a girlfriend who likes my average body

No she doesn't, she just deals with it, she still watch Zac Effron fit body and gets instantly wet, she doesn't caress your body because there's nothing for her to grab. She may be in love with you but she certainly doesn't "like" your body. Don't delude yourself boy.

>>37888202
because my penis is small
and I don't mind being a girl for my bf

>>37889769
Tell me, how do you plan on doing it?

working out is for manlets

Because I hate working out. Fuck off, Chad.

>>37888322
Post your body you sissy bitch