jelqing

if only it worked
>pro tip it doesn't

>>37888130

What do you mean it doesn't work? Guys have gained up to 3 inches in length and 2 in girth.

>>37888114

r9k dicklets have no response

> wahhh wahhh I'm 4 inches wahhh wahhh

>>37888114
dick isn't a muscle, it's a fucking organ... You can't increase it's size you must be baiting

Only way to really increase size is to do a lot of sports when young, more testosterone exposure at a young age increases dick size.

Although if you're like 5 inches at 16 yo ~ don't keep your hopes up, I was 6 inches at 12 y/o

>>37888169
Post pics? Oh right there are ZERO before after pics on the internet about this madness. Do you realize how ridiculous that is. Its fake as fuck.

>>37889057
top part of the dick is a muscle

>>37888169
Well to be fair it does break your dick so it does work in that sense

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the real question is does mewing work.

>>37889185
The real answer is no

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>>37889206
>no mute will suck flute

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>out of all the supposed success stories when it comes to jelqing not one single person has taken the time to intricately document and prove their efforts at a timely basis
Really scratches the ole noggin.

>>37889057
Lol wat, 6 inches at 12 years old,are you a hentai protaganist?

http://www.andromedical.com/andropeyronie/curved-penis-correction-peyronie/

Medically proven to increase penis size. You just gotta put in the time and everyone can be 7 inches+.

>>37889057
If there are no muscles in the dick what are you flexing to make it bounce

>>37889256
This is for people with extreme cases of peyronie's disease.

>>37889271
Your pelvic floor you absolute mong. Penis is literally just soft tissue and blood.

Yes it can work. You can self induce priaprism via hardcore jelqing or other methods. Look up priaprism and megalophallus, there are real scientific articles on it. Your penis will lose erection quality though. It will be bigger but more spongy and poorer quality erection. You can also totally fuck up and need to get your penis amputated.

The typical mild and safe jelqing is just a meme though

>>37889333

> implying getting your dick amputated is worse than having a 4 inch erect penis

I'll take my chances.

>>37889106

I've been jelqing for about 4 months on a 3 day on 1 day off regiment for like 30 minutes and I have actually increased in length and certifiably increased in girth.. not kidding.

I've never taken any pictures of my penis though. I just record measurements in a notebook two times every week. I can definitely see why most people wouldn't take pictures.

Do you really believe that thousands of people on PEGym and Thunderplace or lying for no reason, for no profit whatsoever, and then continuing those lies in hundreds of thousands of forum posts?

>>37889520
>I just record measurements in a notebook two times every week.
>doesn't even post them
Yeah, confirmed bullshitter.

>>37889546

I'd have to take pictures of my notebook, PNG files which take forever to upload.

>>37889584
Or you could just type it out, but you won't, cause you're a lying bitch.

>>37889584
If you take a photo it's gonna be a JPEG and it's gonna be small. Poast.

Or even fucking type it out.

>>37889520
How do you do it? oregineo

>>37889626

keep this thread bumped for three hours and ill post pictures when I get back later

I did it many years ago for like one or two months and I really noticed results, my dick was a lil larger and thicker and only from that short amount of time doing it. I had awesome erections too.

I stopped because I already was average and all the jelqing thing it's really a bother for someone who's only gonna use his dick to masturbate anyways.

My tldr is that it works, but unless you're desperate because you have a short dick you eventually will stop bothering because the whole thing is kinda complicated and you'll have to be at the bathroom like 15 minutes extra at least making squishy noises, which if you live with parents they'll think you're masturbating.

I wonder what would have happened if I had kept doing it for all these years. I'd probably have a monster sized dick by now.

>>37890427
I'm pretty crazy and plan to kill myself soon. Might as well go out with a big dick. How do you do it?

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>>37890704
There are many guides over the internet, but basically you warm up your p with a wet and warm towel and use some sort of lotion (vaseline, gel soap, etc) to slide your hand closed like in pic related from the base to the tip of the penis, gripping it with some force, not too much.

You are supposed to do it while being erect or semi-erect. The whole point is to increase the pressure with which the blood goes up. You start being semi erect and end up having a raging hardon and your dick totally red.

>>37890837
Isn't that just fapping?

>>37890704
>>37890837
Forgot to say that you shouldn't have any kind of sexual activity two hours before and after doing this. There are many other safety instructions you should inform yourself first before you engage yourself in this practice. You should do this in a planned manner, not out of the blue and breaking your dick because you were too desperate.

>>37890875
No, it isn't. You do this with this gripping your penis with the ring made between the index and the thumb and working your way up through the shaft, without doing anything to the glans.

For the love of god, don't do anything if you don't understand, you're ill informed or don't know what you're doing.

>>37890876

Bullshit. I masturbate after jelqing and I've never had a problem. Also, JELQING ERECT IS DANGEROUS... YOU WILL BREAK YOUR PENIS. You jelq either flaccid or semi-erect.. you have to be able to bend your penis for it to be jelqable.

I warm up with a hot towel and porn for 10 minutes, do manual stretches for 10 minutes (gripping firmly from behind the glans and stretching out, down, up, left and right) and then wet jelqing with VIRGIN COCONUT OIL.

The jelq is supposed to be done with just light pressure... even if you dont feel like you are pushing blood you definitely are. Jelq very lightly and you will never experience pain or go through any horror stories. So do about 50 slow, gentle jelqs. Each jelq should be so slow that it takes more than 5 seconds to get from the base to behind the head.

Also, you should actually stop 1/4" away from the head since there are a lot of nerve ending just under the glans so you dont want to put pressure there.

Once you jelq with one hand.. get to 1/4" away from the head, you release, and switch to the other hand and continue in that pattern.

Personally, I masturbate after jelqing as a kind of reward but most people like to go nofap and jelq simultaneously.

>>37888114
Why bother? Not even going to use it anyway.

>>37891933

Defeatist attitutde will get you nowhere in life

>>37891844
This seems like such a pain in the ass for something that could backfire or not even work. Also why don't we see guys who are like 8" naturally jelq to 10"+? Why is it always small guys that jelq to like 7"?

>>37892112

Well, they could if they wanted to? There's nothing stopping them. But.. I mean most women already find 8 inches to be a bit much handle. I started jelqing because my penis was 4.5 INCHES ERECT.

And I have time on my hands, so it wasn't really a "pain in the ass."

> Why is it always small guys?
Come on, do you even have to ask that question dude? Takes 1 second of critical thinking skills.

>>37892269
Just saying there should be tons of 10"+ pornstars if this is a for sure thing when most pornstars are 7"-8" in reality. Just seems fishy.

>>37892352

This routine takes like 30-45 minutes a day. Why the hell I'm assuming would they invest time into it when they have other stuff to do and they're already content with the size of their penis?

Also, there is a lot of skepticism naturally about jelqing and PE exercises. But the proof is in the pudding. Either you do do it and it works out for you, or you don't and nothing happens.

If you're happy with your dick then who cares.

>>37889230
people usually stop growing at 16 dude, yes I was 15+ cm at 12 it was the first time I measured I remember it clearly, I even measured correctly even though it was the first time

>>37892452
Wow, you had a 6 inch penis at 12? OMG. WOWZERS.

Nobody cares faggot. Thanks for contributing literally nothing to this thread. OP is right. Jelqing works and I know because friends have done it for years and they've showed me.

>>37892544
Das gay tho.

origl

>>37892561

They showed me out of excitement because they were amazed at the results. Not gay, you trap faggot.

>>37892544
>nobody cares faggot
>friends have masturbated in front of me

you are also a faggot

My dick is 8x6", you're telling me I can get some ridiculous 10x8" dick?
I don't believe that for a second desu

>>37892636
>>37892636
Apparently you can with zero repercussions or risks. Why not I guess.

>>37892699
Probably cause 8" girth is way too fucking big unless you like hours of foreplay before you can stick it in.

>>37892726
Yeah but imagine being "that guy with a 10 inch dick", fucking hell man. I'm feeling like I wanna do it just because... although the risks are huge and it's probably just bullshit, I believe Wikipedia over some guy on /r9k/

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>>37892726

> poor guy jelqs for years
> goes from dicklet that women ridicule to monster cock that women ridicule for being too big and comical

>Pulling your dick makes it bigger
???????????

>>37892803

It works. It's the same idea behind ear stretching and neck stretching through wearing disks.