im currently staying at the trump tower vancouver

>>37888044
hang yourself in your room

>>37888067
re rol
origininale

Scream Allah Akbar in the main lobby

Burn a pinata of Trump out your window while playing "We didn't start the fire" on repeat.

Print out 100x Hillary 2016 campaign posters and put them up all over your room.

>>37888067
Buy as many Mcdonald cheeseburgers as possible, bring it home, rub the burgers over you until your covered in cheese and then hang your whilst eating one.

>>37888044
Reply to everyone with 'MAGA' or 'Make America Great Again' throughout the whole thing.

Purchase a blow-up doll, print out a picture of Trump's head and tape it to said blow-up doll, and then make out with it/fuck it in the lobby.

Buy a shitload of ice cream, like enough to fill your room, and let it all melt. Then fall asleep nekkid in the middle of the floor and ice cream soup.

write trump on your dick and go out on the front lobby nakie and place your nutsacks on the front desk

Tell your mom you've always found her sexually attractive.

>>37888044
Fling 2 scoops of ice cream at random people in the dining area

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go to the lobby naked and start asking qt's if theyve even seen an ass so round before

>>37888044
Protest against Trump in the tower by making a sign which says Dump Drumpf and hold it in the lobby

>>37888044
You write the word "faggot" and "I'm with her" on your chest and streak the hotel.

>>37888044
Play Serbia Strong on medium/high volume in the lobby

>>37888044
Fill ten glass jars full of piss, go to a restaurant and start throwing the jars everywhere.

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>>37888237
protest in the lobby against antifa and islam by chanting "pump drumpf"

Hop around like a frog in the lobby repeatedly yelling "HIPPITY HOPPITY WOMEN ARE PROPERTY"

>>37888044

Cum on a trump photograph and leave it there for them to clean up when you leave

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start accusing people of being nazis in the loby bro, kek wants you to and stuff, for sure

>>37888044
I'm going to a networking event downtown and will be nearby the trump tower. You wanna meet up and fuck gayboy?

Eat the provided bathroom soap.

>>37888294
SHIT I WISH YOU WERE 35

Call the police on yourself and turn yourself in for being an "anti-Drumpf protestor."

>>37888319
nah im cool man, im going to science world and other places downtown

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>>37888294
re-roll for this + start accusing minorities of being racists for staying at literally hitler tower

tell people you go to R9K and then show them R9K on your phone and then tell them how gay you are.

>>37888044
Light a blanket on fire and run down the halls screaming about how islam is a religion of peace or some dumbshit.

>Get some carry out food
>walk into lobby
>"trip"
>proceed to cry over spilled food
>tell hotel staff that your mummy made you this food

tell people "if obama was black he would never won the 2012 election"
and then say "good"

what race are you, op?

If you're black, just do anything anti-trump really.

start yelling "youre a fucking white male" at black men and white women

fuck this no one will get 35 it's too hard

>>37888493
im a mexico

>>37888294
Rerolling, this needs to happen

>>37888552
Then start screaming all minorities are niggers

Paint or put posters around saying "I WANT MY WALL NAO, MR PRESIDENT"

>>37888516
Golden. Rolling for this

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>>37888044
Jerk off in the lobby standing up while changing Bernie for President

>>37888044
>will post pictures of evidence
welllll where is it faggot

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>>37888748
aw yes thanks for reminding

Eat someone elses shit

>>37888848
Personal shopping huh? Tell them to bring you a dildo and anal beads

>>37888294
This please or knock on doors and run like heck

>>37888067
rollundo originale

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>>37888044
print out tonnes of these style pictures and stick them up

(do not do any like the one with the shotgun saying " this is hilldawg county" incase it somehow is classed as threatening the president and you get arrested)

>>37888748
>>37888848
Those numbers right there for you guys
Anyway, start fake crying that in the lobby and start screaming that we have a Nazi for president

OP hasn't done ONE single request so far. He's just fishing for (you)'s guys. Fucking sage.

>>37888294
REROLLING

ORUGANO

Take a shit in a bag and leave it on the front desk

Have a nice stay

>>37888044
Go to the bar, pick up a girl, take her to your room and loose your virginity.

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Buy me take-out

>>37888378
Science world is for small children man, why would you waste your time at that dump? Walk the seawall or something, it's supposed to be stupidly hot today. At least go to playland if you wanna do kiddy shit, I can never get sick of the rides there.

shit in the shower, piss on the bed, hit on every woman you see.

Go flirt with the prettiest woman you see

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Buy me a switch

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>>37888294
KEK WILLS IT
Originally, of course

>>37888294
rolling for this
ORIG

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Do nothing retarded and just enjoy your stay nigga.
>35 get

>>37888294
Rolling for this shit. You better deliver, op

Do not leave your room for the duration of the stay

>>37888294
This but do it naked and shit on the carpet

>>37891235
nice, your fate is sealed OP

Try your hardest and be secsesfull in life anon

>>37891235
winner! promptly deliver, OP

>>37891235
Oh shitbro

Buy a taco bowl.

>>37891235
Your fate is sealed OP.
Hippity hoppity women are property it is.

>>37891235
OP won't deliver
He also is a faggot

>>37891235
A winrar is you
Gosh, I want OP to deliver

>>37891235
when asked why you done it you have to say the numbers made me

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>>37891235
>mfw OP is a bitch and deserted the thread as soon as he saw some of the suggestions

Hope you get deported mexishit