>flashback to when I was a young lad
>took a trip to NYC with mother
>went into Times Square
>bootleg Disney and Marvel characters everywhere
>see some dude wearing the most bootleg shitty Spider-Man costume ever
>it looks nothing like him, like at all
>I go up to him and tell him he doesn't look like Spider-Man
>bootleg Spider-Man tells me I don't look like I'll get anywhere in life
>mother overheard and starts screaming at him
>she tells him I'm talented and will get somewhere in life
>back to the present
>guess who was correct