>wake up >see this What do? Originallls

>>37884660
kick him out then vomit

call cops immediatly

>>37884660
Grab the aluminum bat next to my bed and start threatening to kill him if he doesnt tell me how he snuck into my living space.

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>>37884660
Apart from clothing/position he looks like a chad tbqh

>>37885187
This. Probably a chad tired of dominating all the time and just wants to mix things up a little

>>37884660
>befriend him
>fug his boipussy
You know, guy stuff.

>>37884660
bend him over the couch and stir up his asspussy

>>37884660
Grab a knife and kill him

>>37884660
Headpat, then scratch his back a little while saying pointless sweet things.

>>37884660
Offer him some breakfast
Give him a pamphlet for conversion therapy
Then kick him the fuck out of my house for bieng such an ugly twink.

>>37885447
>kick him the fuck out
He's 6'8" and much more muscular than the average person. Try again darling

Beat the shit out of him and kick him in the street

>>37885461
He has a collar on his dick. He's obviously submissive. I bet if you told him to kiss your boots after the kick he'd fucking do it.

>>37884660
Whatever happened to this guy's YouTube channel. Best ASMR ever tbqh

>>37884660
GOD DAMN IT CARL.

>>37885461
>muscular than the average person
Then it's glock time, eh?

>>37885508

Umm yes sweetie, he's straight though

>>37885515

w-w-w-what was it called?

pls anon

>>37885544
Not an argument. Besides, there's no such thing as a straight sub. Just one that hasn't had his boundaries adjusted yet.

>>37885590
>this is what he actually fucking believes literally lmaoing

>>37885544
Umm sweetie-petitie if he's kneeling in front of me like that he's probably going to let me do whatever the fuck I want.

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>>37885461
Sorry honey but your obviously new to the twink game. Bieng 6'8 and muscular isn't going to cut it for a sub.

Tee.hee

>>37885897
Inorite. I have a 7'2 bubble-butted bodybuilder beta orbiter sucking on my toes right now. He thinks he has a chance. Pfft. When will they learn?

>>37885461
>He's 6'8"
Is he actually?

>>37885998
It's just a very big house, OK?

>>37884660
Do you have a bigger version?
Not perverted, just trying to prove to my wife it exists.

>>37884660
Ew gross faggot. Get the fuck out.

>>37884660
Shave his stupid face then the rest of him.