>get cool car >still don't have qt gf

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>>37884132
You have a normies car. You need a car like mine. Not quite beta, not quite chad, bang all the nerdy girls and Stacies.

at least you have a cool car

>>37884429
Is it a trap magnet?

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>>37884132
>get a cool car
>still dont have a qt gf

>boxter
>cool
the only people who buy boxters are
>men in 50s having existential crisis
>manginas
>people who want a porsche, but can't afford an actual porsche

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>>37884132
>tfw not even a driving license

>>37884132
Girls don't know anything about cars.
>>37884474
That BMW looks like any other sedan.

>>37884489
>not divorced 40 year old cool dads

>>37884132
>boxster
>cool car

Literally a 35 year old woman's car

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>>37884132
I have an audi a4 and I still cant get shit.

>>37884489
You seem mad that you don't own a Porsche.

you idiot, cars attract other men who also like cars
girls only care about comfortable cars

unless they are in visible range of their friends, in which case they want to be in a ferrari

>>37884521
Because you own a sedan.
You want a woman, get a muscle car.

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>>37884517
More like this guys car

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best car

>>37884579
lol americans can't make cars we all know that

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>not owning a AE86

girls don't care about cars unless it's for RACIN XD and that whole community is an alpha male pissing contest

get a golf 7
comfy af senpai

>>37884579
Bahahahaha that looks like the car version of 'tard-strength'

>>37884489
boxsters are actually great affordable enthusiast cars it's a logical increment above a miata but still DDable
also you sound like a stacey/basic bitch

>>37885088
what does DDable mean?

>>37884429
>picking up girls in a hatchback
I'll take things that don't happen for $200 Alex

>>37884474
If he lived in Kansas or some other flyover state, he'd be getting so much white pussy. The problem is that he lived in Cali where girls are incredibly materialistic.


>>37885210
I assume Daily Driveable (as in the car you drive on a daily basis) but I could be wrong.

>>37885088
>boxster
>enthusiast car

What does it do that an Elise doesn't do better?

>>37884132
>Boxter
>Cool

Uh... Anon... Its not a cool car. Sorry. Boxter are for wives of CEOs. Why not a 911?

>>37885514
A used Boxster can be 1/3 the price of a used Elise. Also it's not carbon fiber so you won't go bankrupt when you lightly crash it.

I bought a CVT lancer and it looks really sweet but it is probably the shittiest car ever made.

At the end of the year I'm just going to sell it and buy an old V6 Hyundai Sonata

>>37884503
But it's a BMW...

>>37884527
the boxster is the poor man's Porsche. they're literally found for less than 20k anywhere

>>37884615
/o/fag plz leave

>>37884830
>>37884613
Guy guys realize that's a Ford Mustang with a set of European headlights photoshopped on it, right?

>>37884615
You mean a Toyota Camry? Because I own a Toyota Camry, and that's literally all that car is.

>>37886625
"I don't own a Porsche" the post.

>>37884132
that is a nice looking porsche anon

>>37887555
It's a Corolla, and it's a dohc

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>>37884542
I got a Dodge Charger SRT Hellcat and still nothing. I live in Florida, if that matters.

Boxter looks like a stupid amount of fun, little 2 seater with plenty of hp. Cars don't really get you chicks though. I bought a '17 car for commuting to work, and my no gf status has not been changed. Not like I expected it to change cause of a car though. Cars are just boxes with 4 wheels that get from point A to B, they won't fix an ugly face or a lacking personality.

>Boxter

The car of middle aged suburbanite women with bedazzled purses.

>>37884132
Who needs a gf when you have that unreal looking thing. Good for you OP

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>>37884132
>not owning a Yugo

That's your problem.

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Do you guys reckon I could pull some pussy with this car?

>>37887963
>Purple
Color takes away the manliness anon

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>>37884132
>Tfw you have a brand new Ferrari California but still no gf

>>37888853
Say you own that car in gray or whatever, how do you approach women on the street?

girls love my old school Jeep Wrangler :)

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Buying a car really made me feel happy for once again, feels nice driving alone and blasting music. Also love working on the car alone, get some dirt on the hands. Spend some time off the pc!

>>37884132
Boxter is #1 tryhard #2 girls car
Sorry. Still cool I guess

>>37888717
My Chad buddy drives that car with bright blue candy paint with some sick rims, also tons of engine modifications. He has a 10/10 tall blonde Stacy gf (who cheats on him though - he told me)

>>37888853
>>37887963
Meh, I think the purple looks really cool.

>>37888931
does your health insurance cover your hrt or do you pay it outta pocket?

>>37889015
I've no clue really, HRT?

I have a separate insurance for the car, so if i crash into someone else car and damage it, or mine own, i only pay a small fee for it.

>>37888717
If you don't give them creepy vibes then yeah probably.

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>>37887963
>I got a Dodge Charger SRT Hellcat and still nothing

Yeah right, you have a $80k+ car and you're posting on this board. Get a life, loser.

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>get cool bike
>still no gf
JUST

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Just a reminder, women don't like cars. They like good looks.