>tfw no older mommy gf

female egoraptor?

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>tfw you come home to a warm dinner and this

>>37883932
ty for the fap material
>>37884042
u literally killed my boner

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>I made your bed anon-kun now fug me on it

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>come massage my feet anon, they are SO tired!

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>anon come here and fill tiffany's asshole with cum, look how ripe her ass looks!

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>anon can you help? This spot right here itches VERY bad I need your help to rub it, can you help me?

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Literally ALL I WANT, is an older mommy gf who fucks Chad (younger than me) behind my back but I know about it somehow

~

Where can I meet women who like younger men?

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>>37884478
whole foods? any supermarket really

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> Meet a woman through the Internet.
> I'm 29, she's 34.
> Just chatting for a few months
> Tell her a lot of things I didn't tell anyone
> Like that I have a mommy fetish
> Still mostly platonic
> Fast forward a few months
> Getting not so platonic, calling each other "love", "sweetie" etc
> We meet, start going out
> She jokingly reminds me about my mommy fetish
> Start calling her mommy
> She's enjoying it
> Mommy fetish escalates
> Last weekend she watched tv while I suckled on her breast for about 20 minutes and she fondled my hair
> We want to try to get her lactating
> She says that she loves the mommy role and didn't even knew it

D-did I make it?

>when she says "cum inside mommy"
FUCKING STOP DOING THAT, YOU KNOW IT KILLS MY BONER! REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37884972
not until you've gone full benis im bagina

this is worst feel

adzc

>>37885012
Done. Didn't call her mommy during it but I did when she blew me last time, though.

>>37883932
mommy gfs are used goods

>>37884972
I don't know why you would think any women would want to hear about your mommy fetish. This isn't just a red flag, its practically a siren screaming "Autistic creepy freak with issues."

>>37885096

Well it turned out well in the end so there's that. I didn't think there would be any relationship out of it so I mentioned it when we were discussing paraphillias, "probably a bad time to mention I have a submissive/mommy fetish"

>>37884478
Gym

desu senpai

>>37884088
you must give sauce

>>37884531
>>37885222
Think I'll start hanging out at the pool thanks lads

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>>37885234
you must not fap

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You can easily get a mommy girlfriend

You (and her) just gotta bypass the Westermarck Effect

>>37885095
you can learn from their experience, muppet.

>>37884179
Fe Fi Fo Fuck, Boy You're A Fuckin Cuck

>>37883932
My gf is 32....but looks like 25. I am 22. Does that Count?

>>37887266
>only 10 years older
Nah.

>>37887518
Let me tell Tell you something. The Milk Comes with a Price. ....

>>37887266
>>37887518
A mommy girlfriend can be younger. It's all in the personality

>>37887563
Oh my boy. Only auf Woman Can be a mommy...Not auch girl.

Wait...

m-MOM?!

>>37884042
Ignoring this; op's pic is L I T E R A L perfection

>>37884179
A majority of posters here actually think like this unironcicaly because they're normies and not even good looking muscular normies. More like the numale feminist ones. Yet call your a virgin bets loser when you call a whore a whore.
Never forget this.