>22 >wet bed last night Who else has a bedwetting problem?

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get help bruh

with sincere regardment,

oregano

>>37882756
How do you stop bedwetting?

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>>37882496
Isn't adult bedwetting almost synonymous with psychopathy?

I unironically have a problem with nocturnal emission.

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>>37882496
that's really cute anon ;3c
as long as it's not because you're 400lbs and your fat puts pressure on your bladder or something gross. do you wear diapers?

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>>37882496
>18
>fell asleep on mom's new leather couch
>costs more than I make a year
>dream that Im taking a warm piss into a comfy looking lake scenery
>feel wet
>wake up
>couch drenched in piss
>mom staring at me
>tells me to pack my shit and have a month to find a place

It's been 2 weeks and a half or so

>>37882496
once a year is normal

>>37883810
>dream I'm back in high school writing a test
>asked to be excused to pee
>wake up
>wet bed

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>>37882496
>sick as fuck
>illness makes me really dehydrated and exhausted
>drink shit tonnes of water because I feel thirsty
>really tired so I go to bed
>bladder too small to hold it all; body too exhausted to wake me up

>>37883810
tell her that piss conditions leather
not joking btw, ancient tanners used piss to soften and clean leather.

>>37883268
in childhood: animal cruelty, obsession with fire, and bedwetting = psychopath

>>37884399
I hear piss is good for your skin, you should have pissed on her face like Chad would.

>>37884399
He's right. There's a substance ironically called "pure" and it's made of boiled dog feces and piss.

>>37884420
>obsession with fire

isn't that pretty much every kid?

>27
>have a drinking problem
>wet the bed a couple times a year
>occasionally shit myself if I've had way too much to drink and get overconfident about a fart
Mostly I'll just drink way too much and not wake up before I piss myself. Probably doesn't help that my bladder seems to fill up faster and faster the older I get. Even if I go right before I go to sleep, I'm still liable to have to piss before I'm ready to get up.
>>37884420
>obsession with fire
>bedwetting
Sounds like my little brother. I never wet the bed until a few years ago.

>>37884428
it's really weird to think about how the fuck someone came up with the idea that if you clean hides with piss and then boil dogshit and rub the hides in it for a few hours, you get nice leather

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>>37882496
I bet you're probably glad that you didn't have a qt in bed hey. Virgins win again

>>37883997
that's not true. Most people don't piss the bed in adulthood unless they're drunk.

Hahaha anon wet the bed hahaha

>>37883067
Genuinely curious.

I used to wet the bed till I was about 11 or 12. I guess I just grew out of it or my onset of puberty started giving me morning wood to stop any flow from happening.

Honestly, I think morning wood is what stops bedwetting.

>>37884420
>Used to swing cats by the tail to see how far I could throw them and watch them scurry off scared
>wet the bed till I hit puberty
>burning shit is still fun to me when I'm bored
>general lack of empathy for anyone, get irrationally annoyed when someone is being emotional

Oh dear...

>>37885159
>Physically and sexually abused animals
>Lit shit on fire all the time when i was younger
>wet the bed until I was 9-10
>Can't take anyone's sob stories without thinking they're faking it or I just straight up don't care.

>>37885192
I still do the first part sometimes

>>37882496
only when im black out drunk which happens around 2-3 times a month
on the upside i rarely vomit while black out drunk

>>37885192
>>37885199
I don't think I could fuck an animal, but I certainly would physically abuse animals if not for the laws of this land.

I honestly think the psychopath """early signs""" are just a big meme.

>>37883067
get circumcised. amazingly enough this wasn't an original comment.

>>37885377
are you memeing or is this true?

>>37882496
Wear daipers desu it helps

>>37883268
>LE PSYCHOPATH XDD!!11
>LE AUTISM XDDD!111
kill yourself, holy fucking shit