why can't i get any robots to come over to my house?

>>37882442
Did you try telling them there was ice cream?

>>37882588
not only ice cream but free drugs and booze too
free wifi, free rent
chance to see the world
cant convince them with anything

>>37882442
Well that depends. Are you a Chad? Robots are scared of Chads.

>>37882842
no i never did anything with my life but play vidya and be a bum

>>37882945
Do you look like a creepo? Robots can be scared of their fellow robots as well.

>>37882983
nah i just look like a regular stoned guy 5'11 235lbs

>>37883004
Perhaps they can sense your murderous, dark intent.

>>37883056
fuck all i wanna do is hang out get them drunk and high and take them to the mountains and shit for free

I'd probably do it if 3 robots(including myself) went over some robots house and played vidya preferably LAN. However it'd be awkward as fuck and probably be a disaster.
>might end up buried in basement after beating them

Where do you live OP?

fqnjwinqfw

>>37883130
i have 3 computers and starcraft/wc3/halflife for lanparty

>>37883170
oklahoma

>>37883220
If you pay for the plane ticket, i'll come hang out with you.

>>37882691
But I don't want ice cream, booze, drugs and if you have a "feminine pen" then there is not a chance what so ever.

>>37883220
im in okc, wassup senpai

>>37883245
one way only i wont pay for you to leave me

>>37883251
wtf you want then? did you miss the free wifi? no rent? see the world? i have a dick and you can't see it so if that's a deal breaker then i guess i am fucked

>>37883276
ayy im in tulsa we are an hour apart my oklahomie, wanna get drunk or stoned or go camping or meet at a rest stop halfway and awkwardly hang out for a while

>>37883293
that last part doesnt seem very fun unless its a dennys with wifi and we can play vidya or something

>OP could be a serial killer looking for a sex slave and hamburger meat

>>37883278
What state do you live in? If you live in a state that's on my list I will strongly consider dedicating myself to you.

i met a guy from /b/ once to buy weed.
i tried to act and look normal, but he was so frightened of my appearance that he gave me his whole stash without weighing and left.
it was at least 5 times what i had paid for.

>live in big house alone in AK
>no friends
>dusty dice and tabletop RPGs
>super fast internets and ethernet spread throughout house, multiple wifi points ( fast for rural alaska standards )
>lake to view
>huge lawn
>literally moose, birds, wildlife coming through everyday
>have a boat
>no friends
>no friends
>no friends
>no friends

it's cause..i..i. ..i choose to be alone

>>37883312
im down for that we could find a truck stop or mcdicks too

>>37883319
im just a guitar playing bum that happened into a good deal on a house
>>37883335
oklahoma, its midwest. but i go other places.
>>37883337
i met a guy from /b/ to buy weed and he gave me research chemicals for free then i never saw him again even though we lived in a town of 20k
>>37883338
buy us plane tickets

>>37883354
jiku#8552 :o

>>37883383

rather save for another sex doll anon

>>37883384
wat
>>37883391
i can dig it

>>37883414
discord. get it

Because you're a fucking faggot who violates the rules posted in the new sticky. Reverse image search of your image returns no results.

>>37883426
rip
>>37883431
fuck you got me im a turtle

>>37883443
well i tried ;/ oregano

>>37882442
you should play this song when they enter the house and do a welcome dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKny_ia8Fvo

>>37883457
sorry guy ive got emails and cell phones but i dont put extra stuff on them like apps
>>37883496
you can do better than that

>>37883539
fiiiiiiiiine toss me a burner email if youre still interested

>>37883338
are you the guy who has a huge stash of guns and 2-3 lolita dolls?

>>37883579
outinnawoods@gmail

>>37883594
ur not gonna reply my dude?

its like you dont even want to kill me anymore :(

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>>37883580

hmmm I wish. I have only a moderate stash of guns and anime pillows

>>37882442
cuz everyone knows ur just after their prime boi pucci after the first few lures people learn to stop falling for it

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>>37883719

I'd post them but it's now against the rules to post OC

>>37883742
only if his face is on them