>text girl >she doesn't immediately respond

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>>37879781
>text girl
>she never replies back

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>>37879781
>girl texts
>forget protocol and text back right away.
>realise I fucked up as soon as I press send.

Everytime lads.

>text girl
>watch youtube videos in anticipation for her response
>doesnt reply
>next day wake up with phone to check if she reply
>didnt reply
>2 years later
>still didnt reply

>>37879781
>text girl
woah woah woah. What the fuck are you doing here normalfag?

>>37879820
Iktf. She even called herself my girlfriend to get answers for a shitty review.

Now that I think of it she frequently uses being in the shower as an excuse especially around this time of night, but........idk

>>37879926
She's getting railed by Jamal.

>>37879926
Maybe she is in the shower lad?

>>37879964
That's my thought...but I never want to be sure of these things.

>>37879957
She claims she's a virgin and I believe her because everyone else refuses to bang shaniqua around here

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>text girl
>pours heart and soul into each message
>carefully and precisely pick out each perfect word
>re-read 17 times, spellcheck, edit
>damn i am clever
>send
>she responds
>ohboy.jpeg
>"lol"

>>37879991
>wew
>lol
>lmao
>rofl
>kek
>bonus points: they take 10 minutes of typing, stopping and starting just to say one of the above

>>37879781
Do you not do other stuff before replying? I thought that was normal

>text qt
>no response with the next 2.8 seconds
>ghosted again ;_;

>having girls to text to
out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out

>text girl
>she starts discussing prices
>she is a prostitute

>>37879991
>>37880016

My ex would do this and send me one word replies then would have the nerve to get mad at me for not texting her as much. Bitch you have to give me something to work with, you can't just give me an lol and think that's anything but a conversation killer

>>37880016
>wew
>kek
normies say that now ?

Guys why do you have to stall your responses? I reply instantly if I can. It annoys me when I see you clearly waiting a certain amount of time before replying.

>>37880043
She friendzoned me after a year and a half of not being able to decide whether or not to date, only just recently learned that the only thing preventing a relationship was she was worried about race, so now I'm trying to rekindle it

>>37880076
absolutely the worst, so sorry for ya.
>>37880087
Those ones are more accurate for anyone with 4chan-related relationships, such as people who take steambf threads seriously.

>>37880109
what sub species are you ?
>>37880121
>people go to r9k to meet people
kinda defeats the purpose but nowadays r9k is just another /soc/

>>37880104
only robots pick up on this

>>37880176
I personally do not go to r9k of all places to meet people, but there are people who do it on fuckin /v/ as well.

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>text girl at 12:00 in the morning expecting a response in the morning
>she immediately responds

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>text girl
>she responds immediately
>i keep my replies shorter than hers
>she keeps responding
>we text all day
>neglect her last text
>go to bed
>"good morning"
>continue conversation

>>37879781
Dont worry, you get to the point where you've been single for so long and so used to being alone, you don't think twice anymore and yolo all your texts.

Usually works out better desu.

>>37879781
>having a girls phone number
>having a phone
it must feel real good being a normie

>text girl
>remember I don't even have a girl to text and that I am going crazy

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>>37880176
We are essentially looking at this

>>37880234
I am already at this point. When she doesn't respond I fear that I've just sent the text that kills any chances

>>37880338
>I fear
Then you aint at that point yet homie

>>37880338
why would you settle for a negress ?

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>text friend
>doesn't immediately respond
>spiral into a deep, suicidal sadness
>contemplate life and wonder why I even try to have friends
>fantasize about suicide and how sorry everyone will be when I'm gone
>fantasize about admitting that I have depression and receiving pity from others
>friend texts me back
>happy again

>>37880421
Pure negress >>>>> white whore

>>37880449
enjoy having low iq half baboon kids

>>37880485
Worth it for a stable family that won't fuck them up into being wiggers anyway.

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>>37879781
>match with a really nice looking girl on Tinder
>want to ask her to smoke and watch The Room with me
>look at her bio
>"Ask about my talents (MESSAGE ME FIRST I'M AWKWARD THANKS)"
>do just that earlier today
>she hasn't responded yet

Why do I do this to myself

>>37880426
It's the opposite
>Text girl, no response
>How fucking dare she do this to me
>Fantasize about killing her or irreparably fucking her life up

>>37880521
I wonder what you look like in her sea of men

>>37880521
>Druggie
>LEL I LIKE MEMEZ XD
>Weeaboo
> Hahaha I'm a failure but ironically
>Owns a cat
>I'M SO UNIQUE AND RANDOM XDDDDDDDD
>Brags, doesn'f even try to be subtle about it
>LEL I'M SO AWKWARD XDDD
>Mentally ill bisexual
Avoid this whore

>>37880546
A little bitch probably, but my profile pic is colorful so she's like "fuck it"

>>37880426
same but no response

>talks to someone
>no response
>why do i even try
>cry
>hug pillow
im an idiot

>>37879823
No one cares. Fast texters are favorable if anything.

>someone texts me
>reply back with a sentence in a second
> wow anon you type so fast
>ask her how long does everyone text back
>usually 5-10 minutes me I take 15 minutes
>wtf.png
Why do normies text so fucking slow and get so many texts? I barely get 1 a week and I reply back ASAP.

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>>37879781
>send nice e-mail to girl wishing her good graduation
>tfw no reply

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>girl texts me out of the blue saying it's been a long time since we last talked
>reply "yeah, I've been busy with shit"
>she replies "yeah, just wondering how you're doing, hope you're doing good"
>tell her, ask her how she is
>she comments on some of the stuff I said I've been doing lately, then describes how she is
>reply asking about one of the things she said
>no reply for over a week
Why even start talking if you're just going to go silent randomly?

>>37881930
she was just horny

H-how do u get a girls phone number?

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>>37882118
i gut a nummer but i dunt now how to pit et in mi phon