How do people sleep naked without getting skid marks on their sheets?

>>37879429
They clean their assholes properly and aren't incontinent. That's how.

>>37879429
They don't shit the bed

It's easy if you try not to shit yourself while asleep.

>>37879451
I've slept naked once when I was 14. My mom saw the stain and beat me for "wiping my ass with clean bed sheets"

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>>37879429
By actually wiping & washing their ass properly, you filthy fuck.

Sleeping on your stomach.

>>37879429
>How do people sleep naked without getting skid marks on their sheets?
don't worry about the little things so much

>>37879429
They sleep in other people's beds.

>>37879429
I never ever understoood shitstains unless you were 70 years old, it's not normal

>>37879601
probably euros that think a bidet can clean anything when really it just makes your ass wet

>>37879724
I use Bidet and then toilet paper. Most hygienic way.

Oregano commento

they don't, nobody does. everybody leaves at least 5 ounces of shit in their bed by the time they achieve deep REM sleep.

They whip they asses niggaaa

>>37879429
wipe your fucking ass faggot

>>37880091
God damn it negro, no. No, no, no. It's the other way around you uncivilized monkey, you have to wipe, then use the bidet, otherwise you'll splash shit all over your balls.

Proper hygiene and their diets aren't so fucking awful that their assholes are squirting out liquid shit at random hours