Good Memories

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ITT: post your favorite memory
>be me when I was a teenager
>take a kitchen knife up to my room to commit seppuku
>push the knife in my abdomen
>I was either too weak or the knife wasn't sharp enough because when I shoved it in it wouldn't move
>pull the knife out and set it on my bed
>when I'm setting it down I notice my hands are covered in blood
>laugh because everything in my life is destined to maximize the amount of pain I feel in my existence, and it won't let me end my life so easily
>my laughing wakes my parents up and they see me staring into my hands and laughing with a big blood stain on my shirt
>they call 911