Choose your fate:

king

easy mode sounds nice but I can't kill

>>37873283
blacked cause I don't want to kill people and I don't want my life span shortened.

If I had the capacity to kill I'd make myself a 21 year old legal loli.

>>37873283
Easy mode would have been good because I wanted to be a girl, but I'll choose blacked because it's an actual power.
Would be good to take on the world with my nigger form

>>37873283
I choose king.
What if i die sooner?
As long and i can live my life

>>37873406
easy mode is the power of immortality. you live forever.

>>37873283
easy mode
killing someone for an eternal life > reducing 50% of your lifetime

>>37873441
I know it's not in my nature to be happy. So I can't live an immortal life in this world.
I'd rather be rampaging nigger.
Plus I don't want to kill beta males.

>>37873406
>Spook
Fucking trap

>>37873283
is the immortality in easy mode also an invulnerability to being killed? because if you are immortal the chances of you being caught committing murder are 100%. if they lock you in jail you die.

Blacked
seems interesting transforming into a nigger with actual abilities

what is the downside of killing a beta male for this pact?

do I go to hell?

>>37873356
>21
>loli
Retard

>>37873283
this is a great thread my man like serously this is an awsome thread

easymode

i cant work forever

>>37873527
I specified "legal loli" as in basically a 4 foot tall perpetually cute flat as a board girl who looks way younger than she is. the only kind of good loli.

easy mode just sounds too good

but king is good too

I DON'T KNOW

>>37873283
>not picking easy mode and being a loli vampire forever

>>37873589
The problem is gettin away with murder consistently for a long enough time to make said murders worth it.(They will never be worth it, a life is not worth 3 years.)

>>37873283
Easy Mode. Become 12 year old loli and trick pedos so I can murder then for my immortality.

>>37873521
You are immortal.
You can't go to hell.

Killing someone for only 3 years on the clock? That's awful. I can't do that.

>>37873650
What are you going to do when all the stars in the sky are dead in 10 billion years? Or if humanity eventually holocausts itself into extinction?

>>37873650
you die if you stop killing. you are likely to be arrested for murder and thrown in jail where you will be unable to kill another beta male within 3 years. and eventually the population of beta males will disappear.

>>37873658
Just kill criminals or terminally I'll people. It'd be piss easy to sneak into a hospital and unplug some guy from life support that was gonna die anyways.

>>37873687
Then you will die.
You are immortal, not invulnerable.

But hell isn't real anyway so...

>>37873503
Not a trap. I just white knight them

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If you choose easy mode, you're severely mentally ill. If you choose BLACKED, you're just fucking stupid

>>37873631
you're basically going to become a serial killer and a stacey

complete evil....so seductive

>>37873283 king the only proper answer

>>37873719
And if it is, you're fucked.

>>37873728
You are the scum of the earth.
White Knights are so unbelievably disgusting and announcing it's unreal.
I would know, one of my normie friends is a White Knight.

Traps are fine, White Knights are not.

>>37873740
like I said not worth it 100's of murders. not even worth one murder.

>>37873283
Nigger but only because I want to commit evil

>>37873735
>not wanting immortality and eternal youth

Shit, at worst I'd have to tough it out long enough to have a lab grown penis grafted on my loli body so I could ravage some cuties.

>>37873775
By white knighting I meant that I defend traps.

I choose to be taught the way of the Wizard. These options do not appeal to me enough, however, the wizard is quite interesting...

wouldn't want to live as a serial murderer

>>37873735
If you choose king you are retarded cause you lose life span. granted easy mode also loses life span. blacked is the only option other than refusal.

>>37873801
W R O N G
Can't change what you said you filthy nigger.
White Knighting is forever a part of your being now...

>>37873784
I choose King

A short life of pure glory is better then being a cum slut who kills people for life and money

>>37873831
>King/Easy Mode lets you die quicker
What seems to be the problem?

>>37873853
that's what I said.
I said I white knight traps.
That means I defend traps.

Apologize

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>>37873283
>giant, invisible, bulletproof werewolf gorilla
Why are there even other options?

>>37873864
what kind of faggot would be a cumslut and not a lesbian with easy mode? I'd rather take blacked anyways cause it doesn't quite have a negative.

>>37873898
>apologize
Fuck right off, Mr. White Knight

You and all the other White Knights can throw themselves off a cliff.

Fuck, now I'm thinking of traps and getting horny. Fuck you.
Apologise.

>>37873283
>choose BLACKED
>run around at night as the invisible boogeyman impregnating women, robbing banks and wrecking havoc

blacked all the way

>>37873936
You know you're kinda qt

>>37873995
>You know you're kinda qt
Thanks, now kill yourself.
You only know my internet persona, you know nothing about me and I do not wish to affiliate myself with the likes of you. As aforementioned, please kill yourself. Thank you and good day, sir.

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>>37874083
okay sure. You seem extremely tsundere though

>>37874125
Thank you.
Now, if you don't kill yourself right fucking now, I'm going to actually do nothing but bitch about it more or move on to another thread.

>>37873283
Blacked.
I would kill so many fucking people.

King. Hands down.

>>37874207
nice job dying early.

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>>37874174
Go ahead.
The most important thing is to be happy.

>>37874194
wow don't aim yourself at the betas

>become curvy loli with perky tits and tight ass
>lure 100 betas to an abandoned warehouse and set it on fire
>do this every 300 years
>spend my immortal lifespan riding the cock carousel and fighting for pedo rights and legalization of pedophilia

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>>37874234
Why wouldn't you want to die early? Puck Easy Mode, get fucked and then die 3 years later.

>>37874260
I'm not pleased with your continued posting. Kys.
Wait. Am I an attention seeking whore now?

>>37874337
>easy mode
good job also dying early.
blacked is only option.

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>>37874337
>Am I an attention seeking whore now
No. You're just in need of love like everyone else. You like me too.

>>37874315
this could work. Nobody will care if the 100 betas die to a fire.

>>37874260
You know me better than that. Roasties and chads. Couples sitting on a park bench late at night, I show up, the chad pushes the stacy behind him and says "Don't worry, stay behind me." I grab him and break his back then throw him away. Roastie will start running, so enter stealth and then suddenly I'm in front of her and de-stealth. Then just crush her tiny body.

>>37874366
>When you are this blind

>>37873735
BLACKED is by far the best option with no real downsides other than it may take you a bit to control your power.

>>37873775
you're disgusting and scum of the earth

>>37874469
>kill someone
>get arrested
>no more killing
>die in prison.

"immortality"

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>>37874416
>you like me too
No. Stop.
And stop posting those fucking tsundere pictures you weeaboo cuck. Next you'll be saying shit in Japanese.

So stop it, and then maybe you won't have to grind your own brain into mush.

>>37874431
>not raping stacy with your 12'' nigger cock while chad watches before killing them both

step your game up anon

>>37873283
>>37873589
>>37873631
>>37873740
>>37873784
>>37873864
>>37873933
>marry some smuck like jonny depp divorce him, get 400 mil $
>buy a house/fortress in some south america shithole like brazil.
>hire people to kidnap 10 random losers from the streets
>kill them at lest 1 will be beta cuck even with the worst possible odds.
>do this every 2 years to be sure
>just in case start some company working on immortality so no one will question how you just don't age and think they got some prototype fountain of youth you use and for the time just keep for yourself.

>>37873283
King is only an option if you're suicidal and don't care anyway.

Easy mode I'd only except if one murder equals 3 years of life, as in it's a cumulative thing not a required thing that has to be done every 3 years at least once to stay alive.
If it was cumulative I'd become a loli just burn down a couple down a couple anime conventions. No one could convict a little girl and I'd easily cash in on eternities of life.

Blacked is the only sensible answer though. Its only demerit is having a healthy bedtime lol

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<< And this is why KING is way better than the other two.
You need to have brain cancer to choose be a nigger even if this give u powers. And also, i will not play at easy mode, not because it's woman (yeah, play the life game as a woman is VERY EASY MODE), but because that imply that I murder a beta male every 3 fucking years, and I am won't kill my own people.

Short my life? Well, at least I will have a pretty good alpha life.

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Fuck it, I'm embracing the nigger ways

>>37873283
Easy mode I would feel really bad about the killing but I want to be a girl so badly and I could make one of you robots happy for 3 years then kill you so I would probably be doing you a favor

>>37873283
As long as i don't get AIDS, am not forced to kill, rape and steal being the nigrilla would be nice. If you want to avoid it you can stay inside and have a comfy evening. I'll be the nigga

>>37875547
You could make it a special offer for suicidal robots. " one last ride "

>>37873283
might go for niggerform and become a supehero doing good deeds, but I'd probably go for the immortal stacy and do something like >>37874763

10^50 years from now I would be God Empress with my own civilization producing an ample supply of betas for me to sacrifice watching the great rip or however the universe ends

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nigger

>tfw on easy mode

also is everyone chad then how do you determine who is beta? like the movie Circle?

>>37873831
But you'd achieve more in a short lifespan than you would in a long lifespan if you refuse it.

Not an easy choice, but I'd choose king even though it means I'd not live to see my children reach adulthood.

>>37876312
I would take my chances with humanity developing life extension by other means. I can achieve more in a million years than a king could in 30. and I wouldn't have to murder anyone like with easy mode either.

truly blacked is best option.

>>37873283
I don't get it, what are the downsides of king?

>>37876950
live for 50 ys tops, global economic crash because all Chads are millionaires

Nigger form would be great if only for stealth
I'd be afraid of my rampages though

Probably go for Chad. I don't want to live that long anyway, and although easy mode is the most appealing I don't want to have to kill people.

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Easy mode definitely.
>become 10/10 Claire Farron
>otakus try to rape you after attending a con
>kill one of them in self defense
>showered with praise for being a strong modern wymyn instead of punished
>live forever because I'm immortal

>>37876966
Again, i fail to see what the catch is

>>37877273
if your Chad form isn't chadly enough you get selected to the hunger games or some shit

absolutely nigger form, I don't care about enjoying this shit earth anymore, I just want to get my revenge and destroy and ruin everything to everyone else

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Easy mode, kill suicidal /r9k/ posters, everyone wins.

But I live in normie central: the country so I would pick nigger mode

Is weregiganigga turning into an actual black man or turning into an actual gorilla?

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>>37877895
I'd like to see you try cunt

>>37873283
Nigger form and fuck shit up after dark. Steal some bikes and beat up some white bois

>>37877975
a giant black man with superhuman abilities

>>37878228
Wouldn't you like to get brutally murdered by a vampire loli?

I choose the nigger one. Also, when I turn 30, if I still haven't had sex with anyone, can I bestow these powers onto someone?

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>>37873283
>become 12 y/o loli
>lure pedophiles to you and murder them
>killing is justified and all pedos are beta by default
Immortality sounds good, desu. Gimme.