Is anyone here actually a virgin or are we all just roleplaying

>>37873269
23 year old virgin reporting in.

I'm definitely not roleplaying.

How old are you Tc?

>>37873269
I'm actually a virgin in 2017.

>>37873269
24 year old KV reporting for duty ORIGINALLY

I'm not a virgin but I haven't had sex in years, got head last week though.

>>37873269

I'm a living 4chan meme

it has pros and it has cons

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Yes, I am virgin.

>>37873314
>I haven't had sex in years
>got head last week though.
>oral SEX

Does fucking a rubber pussy count? I've had no contact with IRL females outside of work and school.

IM NOT A VIRGIN SINCE I PAID SOME BACKPAGE HOOKER TO TAKE MY VIRGINITY
BUT I CANT GET PUSSY FOR FREE SO I MIGHT AS WELL STILL BE A VIRGIN

I am 27 and currently a virgin. I've had my dick half succed and got blue balled super hard at 22, nothing since.

>>37873314
FUCK OFF CHAD REEEEEEEEE

> EEEEEEEE!!!! REEEE!!!!! REEEEEEEEE!!!!!

>>37873296
I'm basically this guy

>>37873340
I wouldn't count getting head as losing my virginity were I a virgin

>>37873366
But where do you live?

yes,xes, i know

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>>37873269
23 kissless handholdless virgin, oroigiall

>>37873269
Ive had hand foot and blow jobs and finger banged a girl

the one time i tried to stick it in I went limp instantly. such is the life of the asexual

so ig im 26V

>>37873269
You forgot to type in OOC chat

>>37873269

Lost it at 21, but still feel like a virgin at 26 despite having sex with 10~ girls.

In fact, I use that to insult my current girlfriend. Saying that I'm not good enough to attract any women is a real dig at her self esteem. "I'm not good enough? I don't count?" Got her crying a couple times with that one. Feels good m8.

I fucking hate women because they wouldn't let me sex them until I was an adult.

>i'm a normie so everyone is a normie too
kys faggot

I'm the most pathetic virgin. I bought a hooker but couldn't get hard.

>>37873393
girls are throwing themselves at asexual losers with erectile dysfunction like you but not at us with actual functional dicks.
Whatever we can't complain. It's not like I ever tried

actual wizard checking in
once you get this old, the virginity preserves itself like perpetual energy

>>37873461
that's the true magic power you gain when you become a wizard right?

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>>37873269
Jana is 27 and still a virgin and I'm not far behind.

The Lord is my rock and gives me the power to continue on living a moral filled life in a sick and dying world filled with whores.
However, she gives me additional hope and strength, knowing that there's still a beautiful, pure, God-fearing woman out there in this day and age of whores and whoremongerers.

I have the possibility of losing it tonight, got a girl coming over to my house I am making dinner and dessert then we're gonna watch a movie. we've already made out and touched... tonight might be the night, guys.

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>>37873485
Kek, reading this in Hank Hill's accent made it better.

>>37873460
U mad, mister unspooked Mcgenius?

>>37873393
Feel you there, brother. As a fellow asexual the hardest thing is getting to the deed when you can't the sex. I've tried with both men and women that I've found interesting and got nothing.

>>37873573
Maybe you just have erectile dysfunction caused by anxiety, stress etc., I think that's what's wrong with me.


>three times I've been THAT close

But no

>>37873476
well, it's the only guaranteed magical endowment
but it can be channeled into other pursuits and impart them trace sorcery

>>37873269
i am a virgin anon and probably always will be no matter how much i work out no matter how much i better myself no matter how good the job or how much weight i will never messure up to what women want i am destined to be alone but thats ok because we have all these modern devices i can use to distract me

>>37873570
yes. I have no right to be though

>>37873628
have you channeled it into other pursuits?

Also have you thought of adopting a child?

>>37873393
>got it up for a footjob
>couldn't get it up for pussy
You're not asexual, you're just gay.

18 year old canadian 6'1 235lbs groomed neck beard and short hair (i have very good hygeine) semi well muscled. Autistic AF and super beta until i know and respect someone

Never had a gf or any sexual relations
never been drunk or high and wouldnt want to be socially

Also a white national socialist

Basically im 4chan representative

>>37873269
I'm 30 yo virgin and noone ever believes me. They all think Im joking.

Haven't had sex in 9 months. I think that's considered virgin again

>>37873714
most normies think this right?
Imagine never having had sex in your life.
I don't think you can comprehend that

>>37873672
>have you channeled it into other pursuits?
i have tried to do so in memes
but i might be a warlock because it seems like people die from them

>adopting a child
first it is my belief that raising a child solo is bad for the child
second, i'd rather not be accused of pedophilia

>>37873769
I didn't start having sex until 25 which is probably older than you are now

I'm not a virgin, although I wish I was. I'm 21, I hooked up with a friend when I was 20 just to get it over with. Since then I've had sex twice and never by my own initiative. No sense of satisfaction.
If you're like me you feel you're supposed to wait for "the one". I recommend you do it. She's probably not going to be the only one, but focus foremost on building a relationship. I've yet to have a true girlfriend because I've been too caught up in the sex hysteria.
I'm sure it's a much better experience if you actually care for the person.

>>37873782
Nice memes.

I asked you if you'd like to adopt because I bet you get lonely and probably feel your parental instincts. But oh well. I bet the normies will accuse you and prevent you from doing it

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>thread is overwhelmingly full of full fledged normalfags
Yep. Burn this place. Burn it to the ground.

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>>37873296
another 23 year old virgin reporting in. I wish I was roleplaying

>>37873817
In the same boat

I'm 21 and only ever had sex once with a girl I wasn't into (not ugly but not good either) just to get it over with. It wasn't as special as people make it out to be. People that are obsessed with sex are degenerate as fuck

>>37873817
>>37873868
I unironically wish ill tidings and harm on you both. I hope you catch a horrible STD or get cancer.

>>37873859
guess I should add that I've gotten head twice, finger banged on those two occasions and have kissed a decent amount of girls

I had plenty of sex in high school, then at 20 I came down with schizophrenia and haven't had a single friend since.

>>37873888
Eat shit and suck a hard one gay nigga

>>37873926
I hope you get testicular cancer and they have to remove your balls. I sincerely really do.

>>37873911
I hope you get so crazy you're put in a psych ward for a decade

>>37873888
Can I ask what exactly triggered you?

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I had sex with a completely insane drug-addicted fat girl I met on r9k a few times. I still feel like a virgin.

23 btw

>>37873269
26yo KV 5'9 manlet reporting in.
I'm so oblivious about women by now, I wouldn't even know what to do when one threw herself at me.

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Was a 24 year old KV until I lost it to an escort.

Now 26 and never been on a date with a girl, still see escorts occasionally though

>>37874055
I went on a few dates and it's something I still think back on that makes me feel sad and humiliated.

>>37873989
Better than paying for it, I wouldn't mind a low-key sex exchange between me and some uggo. IF it was kept under wraps.

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21 year-old actual KHV.

>>37873371
>I wouldn't count having sex as a loss of virginity
Retardation

>>37874055
Do they laugh at you?

>>37873269
no. 19 year old virgin here

>>37874055
What has your experience been like with escorts? I'm 24 and thinking of seeing one this summer. Any tips?

>>37873342
>Does fucking a rubber pussy count?
robot confirmed

>>37873269
I am a 29 year old virgin.

The idea of sex doesn't really appeal to me, so I don't go after it.

I'm a 18 year old virgin, hoping its a age thing but the fact that I'm here doesn't give me hope

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18 yr-old virgin here

It's far too late for me. Teenage poon is denied to me forever now.

w-h-y~~e-v-e-n~~l.i.v.e

>>37873269
virginity is still in my possession.

i-if anyone could take it away, then that would be fine, yup.

21 year old virgin, kill me senpai

>>37873405
>mfw this is a reference to online rp/online vidya rp but nobody acknowledges it

>>37873269
Virgin as fuck

Closest encounter? Accidentally touched someones hand once.

Also, white knights/chads/normies/trolls gtfo this thread.

>>37874579
Hey, that's from the recent thread.

Thief!

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>>37873269
I unironically am still a virgin
I am not a khv though.

>tfw not accepted by robots
>tfw when not accepted by normies

eh

>>37874090
At least you've tried. I'm too much of a coward to even pursue girls.

>>37874151
The escorts? I've never told them any of those sorts of details. They probably would laugh like any normie would.

>>37874220
I've always had good experiences. Just do your research and read reviews.

Also they never look as good as they do in the pictures

>>37873269
Yes, I don't get why everyone here agonizes over it. Like if you're under 21 and you're freaking out I get it, over 21 you should know better than to even care about the stigma

Are you still a virgin if you've traded oral a few times but never done PIV? I feel like I'm in the worst possible situation because I've lost my chance at wizarddom but am still a technical virgin.

>>37873269
29 yo kv. Gonna be a wizard soon.

Original comment

>>37875237
What happens when one becomes a wizard and how does one achieve it?

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22 years old, have never had the punani. Not joking.

>>37875324
At 30 you'll become the ultimate robot wizard. No one knows what powers you'll gain. I once met a wizard here, could only imagine the wisdom he had to share.

>>37875324
>>37875446
Once you're around 40, people have no idea of your wizard status. They're left thinking, "he had so much time, did he or didn't he?" but they can never really know.

nope, am 20 y/o khv
life's pretty good though, i got the lads

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27 yo khv
turning 28 on 4th of july

>>37873269
KHV here, no roleplaying ;((((

>>37873269
im just larping fampai

20 and khhv

it's pretty awful

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41 and still hanging in there

my powers are quite fearsome indeed

>tfw 24 yo khv
>given up on life
>just live day to day

>>37873269
>Is anyone here actually a virgin or are we all just roleplaying

Though only able to speak for myself, I assure you that I'm not playing a role regardless of how desperately I wish I was.

Saying that, I understand why it would be fun for a person to pretend to be one of the things that no one could ever desire. It's an impulse that not even children are exempt from. Usually the little boy dons a cape and imagines himself a hero. Yet, every so often he feels the need to play the villain. Though terrified by the monster under his bed in the dead of night, a child will laugh while pretending to be a ghoul the morning after.

Both the beautiful and hideous, the adored and reviled, are children of Father Chaos and Mother Night. The only difference is that the former have been blessed by those parents and the latter cursed. With a shrug of Fate's shoulders, Adonis may have been born Caliban.

On some level, the lovely realize this. So they tour the sideshow to assure themselves that they are distinct from the things on the other side of the glass. The difference they see is so severe that they mange to convince themselves it's due to design rather hazard. Were it otherwise, they could have found themselves beside the disgusting things on display. And if Nature is capable of such arbitrary cruelty, there could come a day when they will.

The child dressing up as a goblin on Halloween knows that when the sun rises and the real monsters have to return to their proper place beneath the horizon, he doesn't have to follow them. He can remove the grotesque mask and see a person's face when he looks in the mirror.

The scary costume is thrown into the closet or shoved beneath the bed, the dark and lonely places all nightmares are relegated to.

It shouldn't be a surprise that those who are lovable enjoy pretending to be the disgusting things that never will be.

We're all children at heart, after all.

>>37876554
what keeps you going anon? I'm a 30 yo friendless khv NEET and everything just feels hopeless, like the external world has had structures built just so that I'm unable to do anything

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>>37874579
>tfw 19.5
>tfw ill reach 20 being a kissless virgin
At least i got huggies from well endowed ladies

24 khhv
No joke.
It's bothering me a lot right now but I suppose eventually it'll go away.

>>37875130
Oral what? Oral hygiene products?
If you mean oral sex, if you look closely at the later part of the phrase, you'll find your answer.

>>37873360
>le reee!
back to plebbit you baka

>>37876613
Pretty much this, and at this point I've accepted it
>22 khv with no hope
>gave up on even the few dreams and aspirations I ever had
>live day by day
>legitimately question how I'll manage this crushing, eternal uselessness and enui

>>37873690
>a white national socialist
that's your problem, bud. Unless you want toothless tweeking Jenny-lee the trailer queen.

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18 KHV here.
>no one of the opposite or same sex has ever been interested in me at any point
>my friend lost his virginity at 17
>my other friend lost his last week
>don't really have much of a future, shit grades so I can't really get into any colleges
>even if I could get into any school, know I'm too lazy to be able to pass my classes
>would likely fail psych exam for joining enlisting
>fucking tired of feeling worthless and inadequate all the time
>basically a robot in training
I'm probably gonna have to off myself soon
>all these normies going on about how they're virgins when they've gotten head

I lost my virginity last year, and I am a bit of a reformed robot and /b/tard- I still browse 4chan pretty often and have been since I was like 15.

>>37874725
DESU, the command for most of the servers I have been on was /b

>>37873306
>>37873269
This too. Origatoni.

>>37877004
Forgot to add "in the future" to that last part

>>37873485
this is beautifull.
virgin here. i like your mindset.

Kissless beta virgin here gonna be a wizard this year when I turn 30, suck it bitches.

>>37873269
>Always withdrawn and antisocial.
>Never had the need to compete or show off with other boys, so getting a girl wasn't a priority, especially considering the above.
>Sex was something that happened in life, but it wasn't something to strive for. Fapping and sports were enough.

24 here and not a sign to lose that V-card in the long run. i just accept it and go on with life.
I wish it was roleplay, but it's too late to cry over it now.

>>37873269
24 y/o KV here.

I read an article that was linked on here recently about how some women practically throw themselves at rich guys who are over 30, and since I recently got a /g/-tier job I'm basically at peace with waiting until then. I look way younger than what my age is anyway, I bet if I take care of myself a little bit then I'll probably almost pass for a budget Chad by the time I get my wizard powers.