do you guys ever fall in love with people online? like public kinda famous accounts/people you'll never get the courage to talk to? recently i've been feeling this stupid feeling for a dude off instagram called @hyporcite and it sucks major. he makes me sad when he sadposts and i just want to hug the loneliness out of him. i want him to show me all the cool stuff he's into.
i've felt this with other people but each time i feel like this again it just gets so soul-crushing and depressing.
>tfw ywn kiss his cute face
>tfw ywn play vidya with him into the late hours of the night
>tfw ywn hug him while hes crying
>tfw ywn get to have fun conversations with him on discord
>tfw ywn have his attention
:^(
hes just so cute
i have a folder full of him
NOBODY FUCKING CARES YOU DUMB THOT
>>37872850
But he's like 15.
>>37872895
post a pic of the folder lol
>>37872880
Ew. He's wearing Hollister. Dropped
>>37872961
idc i love him
>>37872850
Yeah it keeps me from catching oneitis for real life girls, which makes it easier for me to talk to them.
>>37873069
for me ive already caught oneitis so i do this to help assuage my loneliness
Lmao you got his attention now i guess
HOLY FUCK HES POSTING ABOUT IT
>>37872850
Hypocrite pls go
>>37872850
I follow this account too. Good stuff
>>37872850
yeah it happened alot to me.
I met none of them irl and nothing good came out of it
Hyporcite's account is nice, I'm not attracted to him because I'm not a fucking fag, but he seems like a cool guy
>>37872850
He just posted about this thread, you got his attention, now what?
tru he a qt
He sure is a qt 3.14 alright. Anyone know his orientation?
>>37874482
He is straight you faggot
I thought I was the only one who liked him
I used to feel this same way for him and I guess he liked me too but I don't know what happened. Kind of a weird guy, personally wouldn't go for him you will probably end up unhappy with the results.
>>37874642
He's in this thread and reading every response probably, he's obviously in this thread. He's gonna kill himself now.
>>37874642
I can vouch for you. He's nice at first but totally bipolar. I feel bad for him but I think it's best he's left alone.
t. Former friend
he's got a pretty rad aesthetic
I just checked whoever this guys insta is and it seems like he browses /r9k/ and saw this thread
if you're reading this, nice sadboy aesthetic my man
he's honestly so cute, too bad I'm just a follower I'd even like just to be his friend bc he seems really.cool
>>37874670
He knows who I am. I don't mind.
>18 posters
>26 replies
really gets the noggin joggin
hey hyporcite plz don be a sad boy
how this guy have 24k followers
what am I missing here, I don't understand normie social media
>tfw no qt depressed weeb bf
No. I don't use social media.
hyporcite if youre reading this can we meet up, ill chin you in one punch then stomp on your head
>>37874772
hardest man alive
I THINK IK WHO IT IS OH JEEZ
i mean he is pretty fuckin hot, 100% gay for him
>>37872895
c-can you dump the folder anon?
i hate how he obviously gayposts but then pretends he's straight by posting lgbt cringe the next time
really activates my almonds
I'd imagine this is the ideal archetype fembots have when thinking of robots who have the same kinda personality as this dude.Ya know memes and anime and "depression" and shit
>>37874679
WHAT YOU SHOULD BE SAYING IS THAT AN UNDERAGE FAGGOT LIKE HIM SHOULD CEASE ANY INTERACTION WITH THIS WEBSITE AT ONCE
HOW CAN YOU BE OK WITH THIS!?
>100% gay for him
who the fuck is this
why do you all know him, is there some kind of secret club I missed????
Watch OP be 35 years old.
>>37874920
>activates my almonds
Nice
anyone know his first name or? looks super familiar ;3;
Imagine the boipucci though
>>378749462
He looks like "pretty boy" haha.
BOYS HE FORGOT TO CROP OUT HIS PROF PIC
>>37872850
Alex stop doing this to make yourself feel better.
Another thing how does one get like instagram famous for posting memes I don't know how it works could the guy answer this?
Can we please stop sucking this guys dick? He runs an account and all he posts about is "muh depression" also pic unrelated
>>37875104
follow my meme page @radical.mormon.terrorism
>Attention whore faggot makes thread about himself to promote his shitty instagram page
>fucking kill yourself
>>37875115
He's been part of the "meme/anime" community for a long time on instagram and is fairly well known. He's just grown because he's been around for so long.
>>37872850
He looks like the basic liberal "im such a nerd xD" twitterfag kids I see everyday at college fuck this kid
>>37875163
Ah ok
Origamamam
I remember when me and him were pretty good friends. I was never gay for him either I just thought he was a cool guy. He still follows me and I follow him but there was a point we just stopped being friendly. He truly is a really weird individual. One day he just stopped talking to me. Like something switched off in his head. I don't wanna bother him he seems really fucked up.
>35 posters
>54 replies
It really is summer is this kid shilling his account its obvious hes a normalfag muh ironic depression muh ironic weeaboo memes what a faggot
Yo self-posting is against the fuckin rules now homo
>>37872880
Typical azn prep twink.
They're a dime a dozen at any institution and all so generic they're mutually interchangeable
>do you guys ever fall in love with people online?
yeah, I fell for someone i met from WoW last year. I joined some guild group doing other's keys and they invited me to discord optionally if i wanted to know what was going on, I just listened but they pushed mine to a +15 and got me the cheevo. A guy in the group really caught my attention for some reason, I don't really know why.
I got lucky and got good keys each week on that they would do, and started... idk kind of stalking their discord and reading every message, I would wait to see all of them on in a channel and would /who them to see if they were doing keys, then i would get on and ask them if they wanted to do mine. I'd wait all week sometimes just to get them to do mine. Eventually a few months ago they quit, seems like their guild stopped raiding. I just stalked their discord and read everything on it. They played dota and i didn't really know much about it but he posted a stats site thing for a match and i found his steam from it, so now i've been stalking that. I figured out every game has a replay and i installed dota and have begun watching every game he plays, I didn't really know whats going on but i've found myself getting emotional over how well or poorly the game is going for him. I've started learning about the game and playing a little myself, but... it isn't going well.
I can't really think of another way to to get into contact with him other than to feign that i just happened to look at the server and saw them playing dota and talking to him about it and asking him to teach me or something. I'm sure it'd be weird if i just randomly said something in their discord, even though i've never actually said anything in it, but i wonder if it would be less weird if i messaged him directly? Something about how i want to get into dota and don't really know anyone who plays and that he seems good and ask for some pointers or something.
im stupid idk why i am obsessed with him, i just am
I SEE YOU ALEX
POST ME OR HE GETS IT
YOU KNOW WHO I AM
>>37875672
why does this always happen to other guys and not me? I never catch anyone's interest
I'm only here because I follow that nigger shit
https://www.instagram.com/p/BVjMkolFGA3/?taken-by=hyporcite
this was posted on r9k yesterday in a women hate thread, he's posting stuff straight from r9k with r9k mentality. It's obviously this is self posted.
and posted pictures of yourself, mods please ban
>>37875104
did you check that niggas whole followers list just to find OP's empty account
this thread gave me one of the strangest drives to suicide I've ever felt while browsing 4chan
>>37875764
Who knows... it might have happened. He might think the same things considering he has no idea (probably) of this.
I also had a friend who was in love with her best friend's brother since she was prepubescent, she is in her 20's now and is still a virgin and he probably still has no idea.
>>37874482
He dated a guy a couple months back but he says hes straight
yo i follow him he is one of the best insta meme accounts
>>37872850
While I do see your account from time to time on ig bro you really need to fucking get your shit together like honestly. If you're going this far for attention from anon's you need to work on yourself instead of using the fucking internet for your e-penis that shrinks to a milimeter everyday past 8pm.
If you really are a random person post a timestamp or gtfo
>>37876163
i am a random person !! stop bullying him. please.
>>37874772
damn my nigga really gon fuck dis bruce lee mfer up lls
>>37876195
I don't care for hypo at all. He's a degenerate. Quite figuratively. All those late-night posts are just cries for attention when the only real reason people follow him is for the memes. The people who comment on the "sad" posts are just people who don't know what the fuck else to do with him when he's not posting memes.
P.S: Hypo, if you're reading this. You look like a male Eliza.
>ywn be with hyporcite because you're a thot
i'm pretty gay for him no homo
he is a qt boy.
hi alex, if you're lurking
i want to fug his boy pooch
Alex you're a narcissistic fag. Just stop.
He's cool, I've followed him for maybe 2 years and genuinely enjoy his account. I drew something for him before but never struck up a conversation with him outside of that because I don't wanna bother him.
he's hard to talk to and has a rough exterior but once you get to know him he's cool. literally shinji, personality wise and phsyically.
>>37875764
idk if you want homofags trying to get into your pants, anon.
lmao top quality shit in here
feels good to be back
tfw none of his followers have come up to me to defend him and even some of them agree w/me
>>37877526
context please, i need some context
>>37874940
Not supposed to hunt females.
>55 posters
>85 posts
I just skimmed through but I don't think there's that much discussion going on
he is funny boy I like him very much
follow ig @salad.snake
>>37879210
ig big sauce
wow i didn't thrink he was actually that popular that people would post about him on here. he's pretty cool but the sadposts are getting kind of annoying
his fans are trying to help him cope with criticism from this thread, God I fucking hate his followerbase
>>37878401
he is the boy I must have
>>37872850
>ywn slap him in the dick and ask him for a glass of lean
:^(((((((((((((((((((((((((
Lol I follow his insta and wish I could talk to him when he's down but he probs doesn't want to talk to me anyway
Hyporcite, if you're lurking, how do you feel about random followers dming you?