How do I get a female friend? I'm male btw.

>get male friends, at least one of which has a gf
>get your friends and the gfs friends to hang out together
>talk to the grills
>???
>profit

>>37872931
>get male friends
How?

>>37872744
this picture hurts my heart.
its pretty much everything i want, that i don't have.
>hanging out with a qt outside
>its cold, winter or fall (live in southern california and never get to wear coats)

>>37872956
Yeah sorry that's the difficult step, make a new thread about that

>>37873039
Do I really need to have to make this long 5 step plan?

I'll just wait for someone else to help me.

>>37872744
Leave your contact info and hope someone takes pity on you

>>37872744
This is a romantic idea perpetuated by media that is ultimately a fantasy.

>>37873076
Thing is I had the perfect chance for getting a female friend when I was 19 and still in school. I even had her Skype. Too bad I was why too fucking self-absorbed and frankly a self important asshole back then,

>>37873179
Platonic only.

>>37872744
its hard I have a female friend since HS and its ok. all her friends are male and then I found out she was secretly fucking ever single one of them.

Apparently I was the only one who missed the memo. People assumed I was fucking her anyway tho even tho we were just good friends

tfw female friends I made by being a human being.
Made em when I was a kid though so can't help you now.

>>37873194
Hindsight is 20-20 lad, I had many chances to get female friends yet I blew it all since I was too young and naive.

>>37873286
>Made em when I was a kid though so can't help you now.
Lol, I was way to nervous with girls when I was a kid.

>>37872744
At least any femanons here who might be able to help me?

>>37873916
Kys yourself numalecucklord

>>37873929
Nice, not not exactly helpful, asshole.

I'd be your female friend and I'm a lesbian so it would just remain that way, but I'm too depressed to have friends

>>37874024
That's nice, but I was actually more thinking of an irl friend and not an Internet friend.

But anyways what do you mean with you are to depressed to have friends?

Don't you want any or what?

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The problem I have is that I can't be just friends with a girl. They either fall in love or I do

>>37874191
What happens if you have more than one female friend at a time?

>>37874358
It becomes a harem

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>>37874559
Well, good to know.

Aaaaaaand it's 2 am in 10 minutes.

Lwt's see if some last minute post crops up and than I'll hit the hay.

>>37874638
Well, good night, lads.

Try not to come off as someone desperate for female attention