What's for dinner robots 06/21

SPAGHETTI FOR THE 8TH TIME BECAUSE I AM TOO INTELLIGENT TO GO GROCERY SHOPPING

IS THAT CHINESE FOOD?

i haven't eaten in 2 days

>>37871913
nice. how much do you weigh and how tall are you? boy or girl (female) ?

>tfw banned from local chinese buffet for eating too much rangoon

>>37871926
lose weight so they don't recognize you and go back

>>37871924
i weigh 120 and I am 5'9

i am male

>>37871926

I used to get drunk and go to the $10 chinese buffet and clear like 8 plates, they hated me lmao

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>>37871880
Only food in the house is this rock hard changa that's been sitting out for five days with flies all over it. How do you afford such good looking food, anon?

>>37871990
why haven't you originally eaten?

>>37872195
because I am very depressed an anxious

>>37871880
Do you drink a fourloko every day?

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>>37872351
what's troubling you? do you want to talk about it?

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Instant Yakisoba and an Arnold Palmer

>>37872374
Not right now, people on here will be happy of what happened to me and I dont feel like being kicked while im down at the moment

>>37872466
PUT IT ON A BUN AND YOU ARE GONNA BE GOOD TO GO SENPAI

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>tfw you find out what Lovecraft ate for the better part of a decade

>>37871990
Hey I'm the same exact stats

I have really broad shoulders so in the winter I look healthy

>>37872502
i'm sorry that something bad happened. a lot of people wouldn't make fun of you, not everyone on this board is mean

>>37871880
Leann Chin?

>>37871880
Same thing as always. 1 grilled chicken great, 1/2 of a roasted potato, and some raw brpcolli and some sliced carrots. With 3 Nat Daddys to wash it down.

>tfw trying to lose weight makes you eat boring food and shitty beer that's high in alcohol content

>>37872368

Nope,mostly drink sailor Jerry TBQH but some liquor stores try to rip you off so I end up buying 4loko

Do you live in New York, anon? I swear I've seen a place that serves that exact lomaine

>>37871880
How long havr you been posting these?

>>37871880
Stop drinking that disgusting shit with your food. Have a damn water or orange juice. You really want to be taking insulin shots when you are 40 huh?

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I'll be bumping the thread with my cooking
>inb4 watery
That's the osso bucco sauce

>>37872884
Why do you always put your plates on the floor?

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>>37872909
that's my kitchen counter top

>>37872965
Oh sorry and may I ask how come you never cook steaks, burgers,hot dogs? any other dish besides rice with stuff on top...

>>37873032
cuz he's not a fucking faggot amerifat like you

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>>37873032
>burgers,hot dogs
Don't enjoy them enough
>Steaks
I've cooked them before

I'm trying to master risotto
>>37873065
I'm American and I'm fat. But my theory is this. If you're going to be fat you might as well eat well
If you love to eat, learn to cook.

>>37873065
Oh sorry I dont like eating potato soup all day eurofag

>>37871880
STOP EATING OUT AND LOOSING ALL YOUR MONEY! jesus christ i love the content but you are poor poor porr!

>>37873084
Oh so that's why you always post healthy dishes.

26 seconds have passes

>>37873155
>so that's why you always post healthy dishes.
Risotto isn't that healthy. It's very rich and you can get fat off it.

>>37873223
Isn't it boring eating rice all day I mean don't you won't to treat yourself to something new once in awhile?

>>37872965
That risotto looks good. Nice texture; just the right amount of liquidity v.s. stickiness; right sort of mushrooms used; didn't overdo it on the seasoning. Risotto is hard to get right so good job, mate.

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>>37873240
I mostly cook it when I don't go get food out to eat. I don't post food I don't cook.

I know how to cook more than that.
>omlettes
>steaks
>fried rice
>Japanese Curry
>Pasta
>Hash Browns

I plan on learning how to make Oxtail soon.

Nothing. I barely eat anymore and considering starving myself to death.

>>37872586

i feel like the only redeemable people on this board only browse it

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>>37873272
>Risotto is hard to get right so good job, mate.
It's tricky getting it to be consistent over and over again.
Cooking the rice perfectly is easy, but the sauciness and texture is hard.

I know what I'm going for. And it's something like this.

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It's a BBQ chicken pizza with tater tots for the crust.

>>37871880
probably some mcdonalds specifically a big mac

>>37873361
did you make that? If so, how much of it did you make from scratch?

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Sweet potato chips (that's a bit of parmesan I chucked on them), couscous/grilled vegetables, spicy bean burger, BBQ sauce

>>37873398
I baked some store brand tots in the oven on one pan and Tyson bbq chicken tenders on another pan. Smushed the tots into a rectangle (not too smushed though) added pizza sauce, Monterey Jack and mozarella, then chopped the chicken and topped it. Put it under the broiler for 3 minutes.

>>37873564
that honestly sounds like it would taste better if you replaced the tots for actual bread. or stuffed it in a burrito.
If you're going to get that creative with junk food you should try learning to cook the meals you like to eat the most.

>>37873547
That looks delicious if I'm being honest desu

>>37873647
I really like tater tots.

>>37873827
ever made a breakfast burrito with crispy tater tots?
The shit is so good.

>>37873155
>this shit
>healthy
lol

>>37873860
Yes. I get the ones from Burger King sometimes. I very rarely cook. Probably 95%+ of my meals are fast food or microwavable.

>>37873951
that should just tell you the state of some robots.

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>>37871913
How the fuck do you skellingtons do that?
>be fat
>ate more than I should have past two days, so I really ought to cut that back today
>haven't eaten yet, early evening
>I'm fucking starving and all I can think about is food
>could eat 3,000 calories right here right now, in one sitting, easily

>>37874073
I'm so jealous of these skellys. If I didn't get so much exercise at work and constantly feel like I'm starving myself, I'd weigh like 500lbs.

I had tomato and hotdog spaghetti. Bit of paprika. Bob's your uncle.

Maybe a 1/3 cup of yellow rice.

Trying to achieve skellymode.

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WE EATIN GOOD 2NIGHT

>>37874477
Shit man, you gotta save some for tomorrow, what are you thinking? Don't listen to your greed.

>>37871990
jeez man. I'm 5'8" and being 130lbs makes my stomach constantly rumble and keep me up all night with horrible hunger.

>>37874477
nice. i could eat lucky charms with ketchup all day.

Kfc, since they now do delivery.

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I've been eatting nothing but pre-prepared burgers for the past week.

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>>37871880
non-ASCII text is not allowed so i'm not posting that emoticon that was creepy and smug to increase edgy creepiness

>>37871880
You're gonna kill yourself with all this fast food and energy drinks

>>37872030
probably affords it by working a full time job that pays well

>>37873344
very noice (original)