I just got out of the hospital
>bad day
>payday postponed for the third time
>complain to douchebag employer
>get fired
>later in bar with a buddy, trying to relax
>some random drunk starts talking crap
>he takes my beer and my ciggarete
>not having any of this
>punch him in the gut
>he breaks a stool on my shoulder
>i kick him in the nuts
>he punches my gabber
>i can hardly balance
>somehow elbow his chest
>he falls
>i hold on to one of the stools
>bouncer breaks up the fight and calls the police
>he spends the night in prison while i walk off blame free
>"muh" self-defense
>adrenaline kicks off
>pain
>elbow fracture and a dislocated shoulder
AMA
>>37871234
>elbow fracture
how the fuck do you break your elbow?
>>37871234
I bet you feel like a dumb fuck
>>37871336
When i was pushed back at some point i hit my elbow on the wall.
It's kinda pathetic but whatever.
I'd send you a picture but my phone's camera is broken beyond repair. Will post tommorow when i get a new one
>>37871400
I kinda deserved it. I did start a fight.
>>37871234
>>payday postponed for the third time
How is this legal?
>>37871234
dude why the fuck didn't you rock him in the face? if you're gonna set it off go for the meanest left hook you can cook up.
i hit this kid so hard one time his glasses flew off his face. it was excellent. face shots bro. always.
>>37871508
Balkans. My employer is getting shutdown soon anyway.
>>37871531
I'm not much of a fighter. I only know from what little expirience i had from highschool brawls.
>>37871562
if there's a gym you can go to, just go hit a heavy bag. get some gloves and hand wraps. i only did it for alittle while (2-3 months) and when i got in a fight i was primed to beat this kids ass.
>>37871605
I've been lifting weights for about 2 years now. Never considered learning kickbox or something like that. Really considering that right now.
>>37871234
Oi BRUV he popped you a good one in your gabber huh m8?? Nothin like avin a few drinks with the lads over at the ol pub! Cheers!!!