Pizza is MY god. Better than that rascist, homophobic, misogynistic, homophobic, ill tempered, homophobic, incestophobic, did I mention homophobic god that those homophobic christians have! Pizza can actually cure world hunger, unlike Jesus (who we know doesn't exist unlike pizza) who can't even save himself from a goddamn cross that he put himself on by the good Romans that acknowledged he was brainwashing thousands of people to believe he gave them bread from 2 loaves or some shit.
Ahhh, it feels good to be a satanist who's smart enough to see through the bullshit :D
For those of you wondering...This is a joke.