As someone who.....

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>>37870516
We meet again, my disgusting friend

as a normie who shitposts on r9k during the summer i think op is a faggot lel

>>37870551
So completely useless information?

"x of Reddit, something something bacon?"

"Well, I'm not x, but response that's much longer than it needs to be and gets gold 5 times."

>>37870551
Great impersonation of a redditor, well done good sir!

>>37870591
no! memes are funnier the more they are posted! DAE normies get out!

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>>37870516
Dear sir, I have upboated your page for maximum karma.

>>37870701
*sees Kekistan flag*
You are instantly and forever my favorite person in the interwebz, good sir.

>>37870618
X HERE! Response to your response that has everyone sucking my e-peen even though I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about

>>37870701

You. You. I like you.

>>37871044
You should be gilded my good man!

My SO and I...
I laughed way harder than I should have
/s

>>37870545
This ain't a blue board dumb ass.

I love how these threads prove that reddit and 4chan are the same users.

>>37870516
as a mother and a femanon i am offended.

>>37871916
That's the fucking joke you dumb nigger

>>37871960
It's literally not a joke.

>>37871986
I guess it takes one to know one you humorless melvin

>IamA self-absorbed nobody who desperately seeks attention
>IamA marketing intern pretending to be CEO who will only respond to softball questions
>IamA washed up celebrity with nothing better to do

>>37872025
Just be original and admit that you fucked up the colors.

>>37872060
No you faggot that was literally the joke, stop being an autist and just admit you didn't get it

>>37871936
There's a difference between occasionally looking at Reddit and being a user. Visiting a zoo doesn't make you a monkey.

>>37872258
Shit analogy.
>>37872094
>i have a chan image but don't use chan sites HUUURR
No joke. Stop it. Did not even post amidoinright meme. Faggoshit.

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>asks if something is A or B
>yes

>>37872258
What if we're the zoo and the monkeys look at us like we're animals?

>>37870701
Pls don't not make fun of the retarded tyvm

>>37871890
The SO shit really triggers me

*makes Always Sunny reference*

hehe relevant xkcd

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>>37871960
>I was only pretending to be retarded

Bratwurstsemmel

>>37872875

You. I like you. This will be downvoted to hell but...This. An upvote for you, good sir! /s

EDIT: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
EDIT 2: Top comment? I never knew my most upvoted comment would be about this. Thanks everyone. I will go and celebrate with my SO.
EDIT 3: R.I.P. inbox.

>>37873115
>posted by redditorfag:

Username checks out.

I own and moderate a NSFW sub with 30k subscribers, how do I monetize it?

Should I link to sex toys and make money from commissions?


Help me out anons.

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>>37873115
You forgot "obligatory" the most reddit word ever

>>37873252
what's the sub senpai?

I really hate when someone makes it extremely obvious their post is sarcastic but still adds the fucking /s shit

>>37873233
This comment with rice
6/10

>>37873258
Edit 6: adding a word (thanks to the kind gentlemen for correcting me!)

>>37873278

Sorry, don't wanna say. Some neckbeards from here will keep reporting shit to admins, on it because I'm already monetizing it (which is forbidden, obviously, but I'm not the only guy doing it either).

>>37871561
Triggerered

>>37871890
The /s shit really pisses me off
>hey guys I'm a serial killer who murderaped 500 women and I'm also the founder of ISIS /s

*30 comment pun chain*

>>37874380
Leather armor is perfect for sneaking because it's is literally made out of hide

>>37874434
I feel like we should aim for 53 states.

*50 person comment chain of people posting the same thing*

>>37874458
one nation, indivisible

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>>37873115
>SO
The most fucking numale and awkward way to refer to your partner, redditards are disgusting.

My son told me he's transgender. So that means, I'm a transparent

When you finish eating at a restaurant in Australia:
CHECK MATE

>>37874497
DAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!
Origumi

Scientist: I just boiled water
Me: Solid
Scientist: no
Me: I just mean that's cool
Scientist: Wrong again!

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haha check this one out. in the picture to the left

guy on egg commercial: Why settle for the ordinary when you can settle for eggstraordinary ?

>/s
>you dropped this __
>source
>credit
>why didnt you give credit
>give credit you are literally hitler
>and my axe
>edit:
>SO
>you. i like you
>came here to say this
>pun
/s and SO piss me off the fucking most. are reddit retards too fucking braindead to detect sarcasm? SO is just a stupid fucking term to use as well. anybody who uses it is probably a fag

What's the 4chan version of SO?

>>37872414
amidoingitright was never funny, if you can't make the effort to read between the lines under the millions of threads of irony this site offers then you don't fucking belong here shitter

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>>37872959
>Doesn't understand multi-dimensional levels of irony
Why are you here?

>>37870516
I respect your opinion.
Now please allow me to explain why you're wrong.

>>37875180
Kind of obnoxious but not absolutely reddit tier, I see shit like that here all the time

>>37872430
Then you're black

>>37874909
"with my gf"