I am so fucking sick of seeing "cute" animals everywhere

>>37870391
They are sending cute animal pictures to you because they feel the need to reach out to you, but don't know how.

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>>37870391

i hate animals and children.

i especially hate babies. when someone in my family gets pregnant, i pray she has a miscarriage

I totally agree with you. My friend says she thinks animal life is more important than humans. Very disappointed

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>>37870391
>Honestly, if you're an animal lover consider suicide, or at least get a real job and reevaluate your life
Amazing gems of wisdom always come out of /r9k/ surely.

>>37870391
haha holy shit dude

*teleports behind you*

nothing personnel kid

>>37870407
Yeah, because exchanging pictures of cute animals totally makes people connect emotionally.
>>37870456
I have an irrational fear of pregnant women. There's something grotesque about the fact that there's a fucking baby in her stomach.

>>37870456
Care to explain why you hate babies? i mean, everyone starts off as one. Maybe it's because you have to take a large amount of responsibility?

You'll notice a pattern with the normies who post on here.

they love to post women

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>>37870512
>I have an irrational fear of pregnant women
Holy shit dude they're going to have to name an entirely new mental illness after the shit you have been talking about.

>OP hates animals to the point of hate-fapping to animal abuse
>where's muh gf
Literally consider suicide. If you genuinely can not figure out at this point why everyone hates you then you're fucking retarded

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Totally fucking unironically agree with you

>>37870391
>robot
>placing humans above animals

leave this board normalshit

>>37870391
>OP has literally THE chance of his life to hit it with his childhood friend
>he throws it right into the trash

i cant believe this shit

fucking failed normie get out of my board

im pretty sure its propoganda at this point.

i mean, even normies can't be this retarded. humans shouldn't own animals. animals cost money, they make your house dirty and need to be taken out all the time.
i mean fuck, if you want something cute around just buy a puppet.
dogs should be in the wild, in the forest or something. my neighborhood is full of barking dogs and i can't stand it.

>>37870456
And I hate gooks.

>>37870549
I didn't mind animals until all this animal loving bullshit started spreading like cancer. And yes, I hate people who don't know what their priorities are. There's nothing wrong with that, so don't try to guilt trip me.

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>>37870622
>humans shouldn't own animals
So lets just shut down every farm in the world then son.

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>>37870391
>Blows his chance to get a gf because she thinks animals are cute
>HAS A FUCKING FEAR OF PREGNANT WOMEN
OP WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING???

>>37870587
Humans and animals are the same shit

>>37870391
I tell you one thing tho. My doggo isn't capable of being as hateful as you are. Stay mad scumbag

>>37870702
>Implying animals will ever deceive you
>Implying animals have any possible bad intentions other than what they are programmed for by nature

>>37870671
dogs only get weaker and sicker when they are domesticated.
we are literally killing dogs by domesticating them. dogs adapt very quickly to new environments so they just get smaller and weaker the more we domesticate them

>>37870391
>we are the ones who should reevaluate our lives
Hmmmmmm

>>37870739
Go get assraped by your doggo instead of shitting up my thread, you fucking wankstain.

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>>37870750
But they're not people Anon :^)

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>>37870391
>I blocked my sister's number and all social media accounts
>I started jerking off to animal abuse out of pure hatred.
> I blocked her as well and I will never ever contact her again because I have lost all my respect for her.
you will never have consensual sex in your natural born life

>>37870799
people are shit. but that's not a reason to load up on pets

animals shouldn't be artificially kept alive by humans, they should be out in the wild where they always have been for millions of years

>>37870391
>I can't stand humans, but I luv animals
I fucking hate this shit. The average human doesn't shit on a sidewalk and expect you to pick it up for them. Nor do they jump on you and lick your face or stare at you until you get food or chew up your possessions.

I think it's up there with people who say this is the most hateful generation.

>>37870787
No. I'm going to carry on shitting in your gay thread and i'm also going to sage it. How does that make you feel?

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>>37870391
This pasta is the bomb on >>>/an/

>>37870864
your pet is being kept hostage and have to play nice if he wants to stay alive.
obviously it will give you love and attention, no shit.

>>37870864
Lol your posting in a thread full of hate and bitterness. You don't what you're talking about m8

>>37870488
>>37870456
>>37870407
>>37870559
>>37870622
>>37870702
>>37870787
FUCKING DIE YOU SHIT DIE DIE DIE NO ONE WANTS YOU NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU EXCEPT ANIMALS AND YOU STILL SHUN THEM???

FUCKING BURN YOU RETARDED NIGGER YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE ALIVE!!!!!

>>37870921
i love animals but i also recognize the fact that im keeping them hostage because they provide me something back, not because they truly understand me.
that's selfish

animals are gay. sage

>>37870969
Tell me this then, what does a dog do when you dump it on the side of the road?

It comes back to you, so yes they are our natural companions and the only true variants that do live out in the wild are wolves

>>37870512
It's a start. She send you cute pics. You send some back. In between you start a conversation.

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>he reclines on his cumstained chair and says
>TEE-HEE
>I've truly trolled them today!
>A whole thread where I pretend to hate animals
>Next thread is my patented 'fembot feels'
Pathetic really

>>37870992
wolves are dogs anon. dogs are simply domesticated version of wolves.

we are just used to having them as pets because they guarded our homes when we went out to work.
now think of this, if you give a wolf food every day and he live in your house, stop giving him food for 3 days and he will play with the idea of eating you. simple as that.

relationships are based on agreements, not co-dependency

>>37870921
>buy animal
>the only living beings they encounter regularly are the ones who live in the same house
>literally believe that the humans are its family because it's stupid and kept locked up
>"WOW MY DOG LOVES ME SO MUCH, THEY'RE A TRUE FRIEND"

>>37870995
hes probably your tipical khv not knowing how to be social with women

>>37870391
OP is a dumbass but I absolutely agree that animal worship is fucking retarded. Animals any bigger than a cat should only be in the wild, in farms, or in a zoo for educational purposes. And it should seriously be illegal to breed unnatural dogs like pugs and other deformed breeds.
>animal life is more important than human life
These ones are the fucking worst.

>>37870525
>hurrr you were a baby yourself!!!
shit-tier argument. Not him but i hate babies because they're smelly, loud and yes, a lot of responsibility.

>>37870391
This desu. If I had the choice of saving either a le cute doggo xD or a meanie weenie human >:(, I'd save the human, no doubt.
Moreso, I hate environmentalists. The contemporary latte-drinking environmentalist hipster fags think "Nature" is just sunshine and rainbows and cute fluffy things, but the only reason why they are able to look at Nature in this way in the first place is because Nature has been thoroughly conquered and subjugated by Man.

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OP is objectively faggot, he hates bitches

>>37871063
And they're obviously happy too you dumb prick, so why the fuck would it even matter if they're in the wild or not? If they had sentience do you really fucking think they'd rather live in the wild and risk getting eaten every day, even in their sleep, than live in a comfy home where everyone loves and pays attention to you all day?
I fucking thought so, retard

>>37870995
If I told her that I feel shit, I expect her to ask me why I feel shit, not send me a picture of a fucking animal. That's not how human beings communicate.
>>37871045
Oversized mammaries are so disgusting, especially once you see how disgusting stuff inside of them is. Now please remove that fucking picture.

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>>37871129
Gay and hates animals? What a mix.

>>37871059
See
>>37871128
You idiots really think you know everything lol

>>37870391
I relate to this. Humans used to have more rights than animals and were worth more than them.

Animals are anti-feels meds.

>never betray you
>always love you
>good for comfy pets and cuddles

Sure, roasties saying they 'omg like love dogs' is annoying but dont take it out on the dog desu. Were you bitten as a child?

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>>37871186
>liking something that looks like this on the inside
Yeah, whatever. Weirdo. This shit is fucked up.

>>37870391
I agree with this largely but lack the venom you do. Why so angry OP?

>>37871128
> If they had sentience do you really fucking think they'd rather live in the wild and risk getting eaten every day, even in their sleep, than be locked up in a home where everyone* loves and pays attention** to you all day?
Maybe you should ask Fritzl's family about that, or the legal system, I'm sure both of them would have one or two things to argue against your point

>>37871250
>the inside of living creatures is rather disgusting
Is this supposed to be a news flash? OP you should see a doctor if you find titties gross because cutting them up is gross. Are women inherently unattractive because the look gross when vivsected?

>>37871220
meh. i just find it retarded.

we own dogs because they can be domesticated. we can't do that with tigers or raccoons so we get dogs. not for them, but for ourselves.
SAVE THE DOGS, FUCK BIRDS

I like all types of pets except for dogs. All other pets (not counting exotic/rare types people take outside) are kept indoors, away from people who don't want to deal with them. But dogs are animals put in public and you will have to deal with them. I fucking hate dogs because people let them shit and piss everywhere, jump on people, and bark at people.

>>37871271
Because I realized that people will never love me as much as they love animals, even though I'm better than animals in every conceivable way, and I'm capable of loving them in a way that's deeper than "You feed me, so I'll follow you around."

>>37871129
Have you told her you feel like shit? I'm going to bet you haven't.

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>go to my mothers house for a meal
>she has five small dogs
>she just lets them walk on the fucking table while we're eating

>>37871301
It's stupid to be attracted to a lump of fat that would probably leak disgusting fluids if poked too hard with a sharp object.

>>37871330
Why not just off yourself then? Or at least become a fit chad so women love you for your body? People are fucked up OP.

>>37870391
(you) if not bait
They can be super obnoxious and aggressive. I've had dogs growl and bare their ugly fangs at me for absolutely no reason.
>but fido's just like us and he has feelings so let's let him indoors after licking his own poo and threaten guests
When are these tards who celebrate dog birthdays and knit their dogs sweaters gonna realize that dogs aren't people.

>>37870587
>placing humans above animals
>normalshit
pick one

>>37871376
All parts of the human body leak fluid under those terms dude.

>>37871354
YES. She asked me " how are you today" or something like that, and I told her I feel like shit, and she sent me a fucking animal to cheer me up. Well I'm not fucking cheered up. Animals are killing our communication skills.
>>37871401
I fucking hate when they pretend animals have some emotional depth that's beyond our comprehension. Delusional wankers, all of them.

>>37871415
Yeah, but tits are full of fat which is objectively more disgusting than other organic matter.

>>37871290
>Changing the original argument
>Using personification

Yeah, that's what I fucking thought you have NOTHING against my case. It's not like it matters whether you realize I'm right anyways since you have no place in the world besides behind that little screen of yours. Stay cucked faggot

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>>37871437
>Well I'm not fucking cheered up
That's because you're a fucking cunt m8

>>37871519
>That's because you're a fucking cunt m8
Not an argument.

>it's another "anon shits on stuff people like because he thinks that makes him look cool" thread

>>37871401
>I didn't train my dog so it's his fault he turned out shit
Nigger tier

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>>37871519
Unironically, undoubtably, ABSOLUTELY this
>>37871532
Your mum didn't argue because my dick was in her mouth LOL

>>37871542
but hes right, its so surreal how all these 14 year old think the meanie humans are worst than animals, but we are just animals too lol and why they think they are loved by animals , instead they are just the slave owners

>>37871591
I would argue this, but your brain is too fucked up to even try lol. Why am I here again?

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>"muh animals never betray u bro they better than people XD and if u talk bad about them then ur a shit"
That's retarded
>"reeee fucking animals should die they're shit and dumb I fucken hate them DX"
Now that's just edgy

There's just too much autism ITT

>>37871674
Name ONE time a domestic animal betrayed it's owner that wasn't because the owner is a dipshit

PROTIP: You literally cannot.

>>37870740
The animal doesn't give a shit about you. you could adopt a down syndrome child too you know, and give it cookies for the same wagging tail. Animals are just beyond retarded. Pick any time in history and you'd own a dumb slave before a dumb dog.

>>37870900
>>37870905
>tfw not this dependent on creatures that eat their own feces

Feels pretty good. :)

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>>37870391
What's wrong, anon. Take the cutepill

>>37871831
downies aren't cute though

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>>37870391
Cutepill is the ultimate pill

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I love house centipedes and spiders :3 :3 :3
THEY ARE MEGA CUTE

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>>37870391
It's the final step. Will you take the faggotpill, or the cutepill?

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Someone already posted this thread to /r/4chan on plebbit

>>37871872
>he'd rather fuck a dog than a human
Define the word attractive autist.

>>37870456
3edgy5me wew lad, you sure are cool.

>>37871961
>""""people"""" with downs syndrome
>humans
you almost got me there

yeah most of these fucking normies do this shit on twitter and thats mostly why the site sucks

>>37871940
Wow, you guys really are scum.

>>37871702
animal runaways are one form of betrayal I guess

>>37870391
This is the funniest thread i've ever seen. You seem like a nice guy with good intentions, but broken and pushed to insanity OP.

>>37871250
>Jacks off to animal abuse
>Is literally scared of pregnant women
>Boobs are gross because when you cut them up they have flesh etc.
OP are you actually retarded. Seriously have you been diagnosed?

>>37871940
You should end yourself for even knowing this fact

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This whole thread in a nutshell. OP is being a faggot who hates animals and is complaining about not having a girlfriend because he hates animals. Kek

>>37870544
There's already a name for it. It's called autism

>>37871437
>Animals are killing our communication skills
>our
>blocks a girl after she sends him a pic of a cute animal and never contacts her again
>our communication skills
>our

>>37872706
Well the doggos took all the gfs clearly.

many of them cannot even realize animals do not understand them, they have no number concept either and the only language they understand is your body language.
i honestly find very stupid people talking to animals thinking they understand some words...THEY FUCKING DONT!

>>37872735
I can't communicate with someone who sends pictures of animals instead of showing any sort of actual compassion.
Do you genuinely think I am the problem here?

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Also anon if you hate giant lumps of meat that just shit and piss then your hating yourself

>>37870921
your pet only loves you because you feed it

if it got lost and someone else started taking care of it it would forget you

everyone will leave you eventually

>>37870740
Animals can't do that because they're not intelligent enough

>>37872659
>>Boobs are gross because when you cut them up they have flesh etc
>flesh
Flesh is not the main problem, it's fat that really freaks me out because there's an oily substance in it.

>>37871403
what is the mass of spoiled normie humanity to a robot? we have more in common with the animals in this world endlessly suffering, exploited, and discarded. to most people we aren't even human.

>>37872789
It's obvious to everyone reading this that you are the problem here.

Call me a retard but animals usually have sadder backstories than you cunts.

>>37872914
Why? Because I want people to actually talk to me instead of sending me a cuteanimal_238.jpg?

>>37872999
Because you're a bitter, hateful, hysterical crybaby who is incapable of basic empathy or communication.

Send us the picture of the animal she sent you OP

>>37873052
>incapable of basic empathy
I'm very empathetic, actually. I just think I deserve some empathy too.
>or communication.
See >>37872999

>>37872056
>if you don't like animals more than humans YOU ARE A NORMIE
>if you don't like humans more than animals YOU ARE A NORMIE
Just kill yourselves, or realise that hating humans to the point of liking animals more COULD be a reason to call yourself abnormal, but then so could being a sociopath that kills animals and thinks they're useless. Neither would be normal. Fucking idiots.

There are starving kids in africa and people are giving food to animals?
How about caring about other humans first?

>>37873241
No. You have no empathy or communication skills. Otherwise you would not have responded like a fucking retard to someone trying to comfort you.

I hate dogs too. Cats are fine though.

>>37873281
>You have no empathy
Yes I do, to the point where I used to be a complete fucking doormat of a person. Now I just know when somebody doesn't give a shit about me. It's not comforting, it's literally "I don't want to listen to your problems, but here's a cute animal. I hope you feel comforted, fucking faggot."
>>37873144
Didn't save it, sorry.

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>>37872255
That's not fair. Some dogs(for example, but I guess it applies to other animals) get excited exploring but can't find their way back in some cases. Dogs and cats are just really good companions in general.

>>37873397
OP are you from the US or Europe?

>>37873397
Nope, sorry. Maybe you had empathy at one point; I find it hard to believe. You certainly don't now.

>>37873453
Yuro. Why are you asking, though?
>>37873471
Yeah, because finding it unfair that people choose animals over other people means I have no empathy. Okay.

>>37873497
>Yeah, because finding it unfair that people choose animals over other people means I have no empathy.
Strawman.

>>37872811
Wow, you must be a blast to hang out with. Sounds like you're projecting just a tiny bit eh friend?

>>37873428
Thank you anon, fuck that little shitstain dogs are the best

>>37873536
To be fair though, you're the one who made a stupid assumption in the first place.

>look mom i'm being edgy again xD

>>37873397
How do you know she was not going to offer comfort? Considering you acted like a spastic child over a kitten she probably didn't have a chance to speak. How well do you even know this person? If you barely talk to her why should she feel obligated to comfort you at all? I'm surprised she would send even a picture of an animal to you

>>37870391
>I can love animals AND trigger anons
Gee, what fun I can see in the future

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>>37870750
Why should I care about fucking dogs?

>>37871045
Is it so hard to believe some of us sincerely don't fucking care about animals? If so, you're beyond help at this point.

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>>37870391
>every single girl is too obsessed with taking a knot up her ass
>(metaphorically, of course)?

It's a little more than metaphorical.

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>>37875828
"I love my big MALE dog! xD"

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>>37875847
They aren't even trying to hide it nowadays

>the amount of future serial killers in this thread

they always start with animals

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>>37875867
It's illegal by law in most countries, but you already know they're doing it

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>>37875903
>Dogs Before Dudes

What did she mean by this?

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>>37875915
You know exactly how she said "goodbye" to her dog that day

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>>37875940
>Complete with skimpy outfit to excite them
2 is better than 1 you know

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>>37875968
If you can't see it by now, you're beyond help

>>37875940
>that profile picture

what the shit

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>>37875992
Even the famous ones with access to any man they desire are doing it

>>37870391
haha god
nice thread very baity tbqh

>>37875828
>>37875847
>>37875867
>>37875903
>>37875915
>>37875940
>>37875968
>>37875992
>>37876042
Please get help, you're even more delusional than the folks on women hate

I think dogs are cute too, but i don't really like them desu. That's just cause i'm super lazy and get annoyed by them so I've never really been interested

Cats on the other hand

love me some fuckin cats. I have 19 and 11 year old cats and love them both to death.

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>>37876464
You seriously think women would pass up treating themselves and their good boy sparky?

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>>37876464
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/bestiality-legal-canada-supreme-court-a7073196.html

>Sex acts with animals are legal in Canada, so long as there is no penetration involved
>no penetration
>As long as the animal is not being penetrated, sex with animals legal

Interesting. You don't think there is a silent majority of women that wanted this?

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>>37876464
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2352779/Bestiality-brothels-spreading-Germany-campaigner-claims-abusers-sex-animals-lifestyle-choice.html

>Bestiality brothels are spreading through Germany faster than ever thanks to a law that makes animal porn illegal but sex with animals legal

Really makes you think

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>>37876464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uAAP3PbkRI

This one literally openly admits to it. What more proof do you need? Not to mention the hoards of amateur videos depicting the act, which is representative of maybe 1% of women that actually engage in the act. Behind closed doors, there are a lot more doing it.

>>37870391
bad post OP