Ideal GF thread.

>>37868580
Meanwhile, she just wants to be fucked by Chad.

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>Start making one
>Realize it's just the femanon who ghosted me a month ago

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>>37868580

>inb4 meme

my girlfriend is literally like this.

but im a normie and probably shouldn't be here so bai.

>have a vagina
>don't be obese
Done

>>37868603
i just want to be cucked by chad if that's what it takes

>>37868580
Dragonball is for kids, just saying

>>37868672
post it, i want to see

>have nice pussy
>be intp like me
ultimate woman

>>37868929
Already closed without saving.

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who would marry my dream gf?

>>37869141
>jitte over a mox
loooooool

>>37869278
please PLEASE never stop depositing :)

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>tfw no female-version-of-myself-except-ideally-less-fat gf

>>37869322
i made so much money on MTGO that i sold my tix for poker money, then multiplied that money by 10
but keep picking epik equipment in a p9 format

>>37869374

so much you sold some tix?!?!? wow!!!! if you have escrow i'll bet $100 i have higher tournament winnings / pt appearances :/

or $100 my HEM2 stats over the last year are better than yours

or we can play vc on mtgo or HUNLHE on bcp rn, as many games as you want

or yea just windmill that timespiral and scoop t5 to a jitte dude!

>>37869366
I hate your guts. You're not funny. You're not cute. You're an annoying fuck, and I hope you die.

>>37868603
More like Chad wants to fuck her. Being dom fulfills his power fantasy.

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>>37868603
how was that not posted

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tfw no yandere insane gf

>>37869546
Oh shit, we got a tsundere!

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>>37869637
I laughed a bit too hard at this. My sides.

>>37868580
Holy shit. That's me, minus the insecure fembot faggotry

>>37869984
So you're a normie werb

>>37870033
Masterrace reporting in. Yas queen

>>37870082
Gross, probably not a virgin and wouldn't date a robot

>>37870106
>and wouldn't date a robot
And who would, you fagmuffin?

>>37870160
Maybe a NICE girl from here

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>>37868580
STOP POSTING GIRLS THAT DON'T EXIST
IT HURTS

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Can I just post a list of ideal traits?

>White
>Blue or green eyes
>Thicc butt/hips/thighs
>Good sense of humour, can keep a joke going
>Easygoing, not that amibitious
>Nice but can give/take bantz
>No major mental issues
>Emotionally available
>Won't cut contact without warning
>Doesn't drink much or do drugs
>Enthusiastic about some things, generally optimistic
>Virgin
>Indoorsy
>Plays Nintendo vidya
>Enjoys 50's/60's music or at least likes hearing me talk about it
>Takes some initiative in conversation, asks what I'm up to, etc.
>Doesn't mind thicc boiz

>>37869141
Jace is banned?

>>37870624
http://magic.wizards.com/en/game-info/gameplay/rules-and-formats/banned-restricted

referring to jtms in modern

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>>37869620
found me

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>>37868580

NO MORE

I DID NOT ASK FOR THESE FEELS.

>>37870538
>Doesn't mind thicc boiz

Just say you're fat you dumb nigga

>>37869637
Unironically murder your family and then yourself, so that your shit genes won't spread.

>>37870961
>>37870369
But she has to. It is just a female robot. They have to. We can't give up this easily anons.

>>37870973
I wanted a more creative way of saying it.

>>37871587
>Thinks there's any risk of my genes spreading unless I jizz in a swimming pool

>>37871587
Why do you hate this guy so much, did he reject you

>>37871746
This. Stop bullying anon. He/she seems nice.

>>37871746
Because this stupid fat fuck does this in every thread even tangentially related to ideal gf threads. He's posting himself in the fucking thread meant for **IDEAL GF'S**, and he's just a generally obnoxious fucking cunt that needs to die, or at the very last fuck off. Reading his nauseating brand of "lel xd luk at dis doggo" makes me want to fucking vomit.

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>>37869620
>tfw the male version of this
Why was I even born

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Posting and rating
>>37868580
Meh, not into introverts

>>37869141
gamers are scum

>>37869366
Way too memed out, never ever

>>37869605
I kinda like the tsudere for the corruption angle, but Baptists are the fucking worst

>>37869620
Psychos are a never, clingy psychos doubly so

>>37872514
This anon really is right though, it's pretty fucking narcissistic and annoying to keep posting that same kind of shit endlessly.

>>37873243
It never comes out right when I try making a gf one.

>>37869366
I'll bite, we can try talking if you have contact info

>>37873376
Skype: Annoyingfatass
Discord: Moi#1009

Why are you doing this to yourself?

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>>37873419
...Did the Skype name scare her off boys?

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>>37873605
>annoyingfatass
>...Did the Skype name scare her off boys?

No, that can't be it

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>>37873605
>>37873419
>>37873376
God does exist.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>37873872
We're talking right now

>>37869141
unban splinter twin

>>37872730
Psychos are irresistibly cute to me, and I have no fucking clue as to why.

>>37874005
NEVER MIND, GHOSTED IN LESS THAN AN HOUR

NEW RECORD

>>37869366
This didn't really appeal to me until I saw the meme mug
>tfw no guy will ever buy you stuff to annoy you REEEE

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Hon hon hon Hon Hon hon hon hon Hon hon hon Hon hon hon

>>37874783
French girls are top tier