Why do cowtits get so much hate?

too big for hand to squeeze also probably made look how stiff them are

>>37865971
Because they are all totally fucking gay

>>37866002
Squeezing big titties is amazing. Sorry your manlet hands cant handle it. I do agree those tittyballs are probably fake tho

>>37866002
>made look how stiff them are

Evolutionarily speaking, they are quite strange. They are a huge burden on the person who has them leading to poor mobility and subsequent back problems. It's strange to think that this is a trait that has managed to get passed down so widely. Sure, some men might find it more sexually gratifying, but I would only think this could occur under a time of luxury wherein women would no longer play a role in the gathering of food and have been regulated towards more sedentary lifestyles. Otherwise, it doesn't make much sense why an animal could benefit so much from an appendage that is so burdensome.

Just some thoughts.

Much rather squeeze my wife's real tits

>>37866327
female breasts are a sexual display organ. It's not surprising that successful sexual displays end up getting passed on, look at all of the birds with vibrant feathers.

Jealous chestlet's. That's why.


You are all low test faggots. Not surprising the amount of gay and tyranny porn on r9k these days. That's why you have problems talking to women and interacting with men. You are so low test and effete you are basically women yourselves. Ugly ones at that.

Go back to your tyranny porn and anime and disregard things you will never have or understand.

>>37866361
Well sure. That's what I said.

What I don't understand is how such a burdensome trait could be so successful as it comes to other aspects of human survival considering the pivitol role each human in a tribe plays in the hunting and gathering process. Successful human reproduction doesn't end at copulation.

I would be interested to see what kind of correlations there are between breast size and environment or if large breast size is a trait that has only found success after the agricultural revolution.

>>37866361
Big tits and wide hips mean that she is good for breeding that is why nature tells us to be attracted to them

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>>37866442
The same could be said of any otherwise disadvantageous sexual display. Birds are heavily disadvantaged by vibrant plumage which is why females tend to be dull by comparison.

Breasts are not that big of a burden in the grand scheme of things. There's some evidence IIRC that colder places tend to produce women with larger breasts, the theory being because they have to wrap up under layers of clothes they aren't able to provide the same kind of visual access to their bodies that women who live in warm climates could. Cultural norms also modify this. As far back as Herodotus westerners noticed that people of the middle east were not cool with nudity, and we all know that Arabs tend to have big t&a.

>>37866586
Interesting. I can't say I have much of a sexual preference regarding breast sizes. I just was interested in the trait in terms of evolutionary advantage beyond mere sexual appearance.

I love them. All women should come with cowtits and thick hips, butts and thighs.

>>37865971
I just find them gross. I don't know why. I like boobs but not when they're giant and saggy and gross.

>>37865971
I feel bad for the guy in white for having the inferior girl

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why would anyone hate on titcows? i'm flat and even i love titcows!

i have six loyal cows who have all sent me pictures and love me adoringly~ it's cute! i may have also made them done some lewd things for my enjoyment

>>37865971
Holy mother of shit, that girl has YUUUUUGE tits, fuck!

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>>37866002
>too big for hand to squeeze
Nigga i want to squeeze tits so big that my fingers sink deep in them

>>37865971
Because big tits are usually accompanied by fat and/or butterface

>>37865971
no idea. It's just wrong, cowtits are pure love.

>>37865971
They don't. Big tits are very popular with everyone, even women.

>>37868481
Last girl I was fucking had big tits, but she complained that she thought they were too big and apparently did not appreciate how hot they are.
I mean what the fuck, would I be sucking and squeezing them for 30 minutes if these things weren't sexy?
>She lived that shit though, it made her cum fairly easily

I hate having cowtits and they make me want to die desu

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>>37868569
can i ask why? i'm friends with a lot of really busty women but none of them hate their boobs

>>37868569
post your tits hun

>>37868614
>sag
>stretch marks
>muh back
>interfere with everyday tasks
>everything I wear either becomes slutty or makes me look fat
>bras are expensive
>exercise is harder
>creeps

>>37868713
How do they interfere with everyday tasks? Do you knock down objects or something?

>>37868713
I love em though
:( Please don't be sad

Beautiful fucking tits man!

>>37868742
same thing as guys. if you try to sit with your legs together like a woman for longer periods of time your muscles will get tired because you have to squeeze your balls
now imagine having huge tits and anytime you want to put your hands together you have to squeeze them like you do with your balls
must be pretty annoying desu

>>37865971
Hatred of natural cowtits is basically just feminist programming drilled into us because we are afraid we are just going after the body.

In a lot of cases those tits are their most extremely expressed trait so it makes that conditioning impossible to ignore.

>>37868822
Huh. I assume that since they're tender moving abruptly might hurt like moving our legs abruptly hurts out balls as well.

I guess I see your point. Big bajongas are still great, though.

Wouldnt women with the cowtits gene also have a gene for a more muscular back?

>>37868742
They get pushed together when I use my phone, sitting at desks is uncomfortable (have to rest them on the desk like an idiot), public transport is awkward etc. Running is terrible and I can't cross my arms properly.

>>37868756
I'm glad you like them anon but I really don't.

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>>37868710
did you not see the new sticky?

>>37868713
>sag
even small boobs can sag, plus there are people who prefer that
>stretch marks
people get stretch marks from the simplest things. nobody actually cares about them
>muh back
fair
>interfere with everyday tasks
fair
>everything i wear either becomes slutty or makes me look fat
one of my friends has an interesting way of dealing with this. basically she tries to dress like a guy, and men hate it. she likes to wear suits and stuff like that to work. i think it's pretty cute, but might not be a solution for you
>bras are expensive
fair
>exercise is harder
hope you weren't planning on becoming an athlete then, sorry!
>creeps
fair, but that's a problem with men, not with your boobs. also lots of girls get creeps regardless of the size of their boobs

if you'd like, maybe i could connect you with a friend of mine? she has gigantomastia and might be able to help you out with your issues. if you have a discord or a throwaway email i could add you there

>>37868912
Kek, resting tits on the desk.

Could you solve your back problems by developing back or chest musculature or something?

>>37865971

the real deal is that woman hates woman with big tits. just like robots hates chds for the same reason.

woman with big titties are the best ones.

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>>37866002
>too big for hand to squeeze
But they're big enough to squeeze your penis no matter the size
Once you've had a proper tit massage/fuck you'll never want a chestlet again

>>37869233
Fuck, that's sexy.

>>37865971

Just bitter faggots and chestlets.

Mega Tits are a gift from god.

>>37869233
Source pretty plox

>>37869369
https://www.xvideos.com/video27208101/samanta_lily_big_boobs

>>37868166

What position of power are you in for such grand things?

>>37868943

The sticky says no selfies, keep your face out, simple.

Post them tits

>>37868144
Are you honestly surprised that the manlet of the group has a lower quality gf?

>>37869460
i'm a dominant lesbian and it turns out that there are a lot of busty bi/les women who have the fantasy of being dominated by a short flat girl

>>37866383
>tyranny porn

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>>37869233
>gf has tits this big
>she's too lazy to properly titfuck me
>makes me creampie her instead all the time

>>37869650
I tried fucking my gf's big tits once and it was mediocre.
I think I need to try it in a different position and oiled up.

>>37869698
gotta cover them in baby oil, unless you're dripping in precum you're gonna need something to lube them up

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>>37869650
>I tried fucking my gf
>GF

>>37869698
sounds like you're a precumlet, I literally have never needed lube once in my life

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>>37869730
I've been here since 2007. Why don't you get out, reddit

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>>37869776
>2007
>/r9k/ wasn't created until 2008
FUCKING KYS NORMIE, BACK TO /B/ & TAKE YOUR WHALE GF WITH YOU!

>>37866327

Not all females would contribute to hunting or foraging activities.

Also remember that as tribes, most of the time women acted as a group, to take care of the tribes children altogether.

So some females might make long walks and treks to gather water, herbs for medicine, do some sort of farming.
Some stay back with the tribe to do things like weaving, tending to the sick, preparing and preserving food.

And among those staying back at the tribe would be what you would call milk maids, or wet nurses. The fact they are so endowed means they can produce an abundance of breastmilk, and they would contribute by letting other woman's babies ween off of their milk, in the chance that the biological mother herself was not capable of producing enough.

It's not that there's "no reason"

>>37869608

sure honey, sure........

>>37868943

anon didn't ask for a face, they asked for tits

I think that conforms to the rules

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>>37869892
you can choose not to believe me all you want. it won't change the fact that i'm the one talking to titcows everyday and you're not

i am genuinely curious though. if you could have one of my friends write anything on a piece of paper for you and take a picture with it, what would you have them write? i might be in a generous mood if you get creative.

>>37870051

what? I dont know, but iknow woman with big tiddies and they are straight.

>>37870122
are you 12? you do realize that there are bi/les girls out there with big boobs, right? or are you just that retarded/underage?

>>37870051

MEGA MALK
Now with Vitamin R!

>>37870177

I'm virgin, so.......

you tell me

>>37869776
>2007
Oh boy a Chanology refugee, AND a normie. You're in no position to call someone Reddit.

Should all flat girls get boob jobs?

>>37865971
>distracting (everybody will have their eyes drawn to them), shit for sports, lack elegance (can't wear elegant clothing), age like milk, usually coupled with terrible personalities
They can be fun, just not long term.

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>>37870474
I don't think there are enough good surgeons to pull it off.

Anri's tits were smaller when she first started doing JAV, but they're clearly bigger now. Don't know what kind of treatment she got, or if they really are fully natural and grow, just not to the extent of Hitomi.

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>>37870218
see? if you're nice to me, you get rewarded. thank you anon~

>>37870249
as expected.

>>37870474
no? wtf, don't ruin perfectly good natural breasts with silicone no matter what size you are

>>37870474

no they should get lipo but keep their big boobs and ass

All the hate they get is from other women .Not my problem

>>37870798
Show them you little whore!

Best way to convince a borderline cowtit to get on breast enlargement pills?

Told her she needs to be milking and she said kms, whatever that means lol moo

>>37871018
read the thread. that's not me, that's my friend.

>>37871030
one of my friends milks six times a day and just keeps getting bigger and bigger. but i don't think most girls with huge tits want to be bigger so that seems like bad advice.

This thread is boring... Where are the titcows?

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>>37871207
i literally just posted OC of one of my lovely titcows

>>37871235
Eh... It's not the same. Sorry, friend..

>>37871235
It wasn't good enough, you should try harder to fit in here.

>>37871258
i mean she's online right now. you could talk to her through me if you wanted. i'm not linking her to this shithole.

>>37871260
>wasn't good enough
were her elbows too sharp for you? i know you're mad over getting btfo by a chestlet, but come on, you're just being pathetic now.

>>37871317
Sure, I guess. Should I drop an email?

>>37869650
That's cause you're a fucking BITCH with no balls. I'd be making the whore do what ever I wanted. God you suck at making women feel bad. Do you know how to use anythi g to your advantage holy shit.

This is why beta numales hate marriage and mgtow is a thing. Because this generations men cannot habe balls or slap a bitch and tell her what to do let alone intimidate a girl.

>>37871357
your choice, really. you can just ask her questions through the thread if you want, and i'll send them to her.

>>37870798
>roleplaying this hard
aghgaha

>>37866343
>being in a relationship

It would be wise to ignore this failure of a roastie titlet and let the thread die, for old time's sake.

>>37869608

Post some pics. Do it.

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>>37865971
They only look good on actual cowgirls.

>>37871410
Is she a les?

People who like flat chests are either pedos or they desperately try to rationalize their inability to grab some prime mammaries by going full sour grapes.

The thing about cowtits is they stop being sexy once the woman hits 40 or so and they start to stretch, sag, and get veiny and gross.

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Reposting this god-tier webm. Paizuri is why I love cowtits. And cowtits are why I love paizuri.

>>37871516
skinny 40 year old women with leathery skin dragged around their gnarly bones without a shred of fat on them are much much worse though.

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>>37871451
how's it feel that a flat girl is better at talking with and seducing titcows than you, a man? that's really embarrassing, anon.

>>37871414
how the fuck am i roleplaying? please explain to me, i'm very curious.

>>37871474
nah, don't feel like getting banned

>>37871494
pan, actually. although i do have some les titcows as well!

I have huge tits for my body size and it's absolutely DISGUSTING. But thank GOD that I don't have cowtits.

Huge tits are disgusting and basically the worst. Ugly shit and I will get under the knife as soon as I earn some more money.

>guys stare at you all the fucking time, especially the old ones
>girls try not to stare but they do fuck up sometimes
>lesbians stare
>everyone is sexualizing you
>teachers acted weird in high school
>clothes doesnt fit
>doesnt want to wear anything tight cause that will draw more attention
>doesnt want to wear anything baggy cause you look fat
>back pain
>bras your size are really fucking expensive
>too uncomfortable going to the beach or go for a run

I hate everyone, you are all really fucking disgusting.

>>37871568
>nah, don't feel like getting banned

Posting tits isn't bannable, posting faces for ratings is. Stop pretending you don't know this, I'm sarting to doubt your claim.

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>>37865971
God damn boi them tiddies are perfect.

>>37871618
I'm sorry you feel that way.

Or.i

>>37870798

Haha, thanks!

tfw you'll never have enough vitamin R

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>>37871620
>i'm starting to doubt your claim
do you really think i give a shit? like i said, you can doubt me all you want. in the end, i'm the one talking to lots of very busty girls and you're not. how sad!

>>37871793
thanks anon! she'll be really happy to hear that~

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Hey you
>>37870798

I (>>37871793) have a question to put to your cowtit friends.


I know no woman wants to be objectified (in the realm of social norms),
but as a man who is just naturally enchanted by women with this physical feature, I find it a hard line to walk, y'know?

Is there a way that a man like myself could address that I like this feature of a woman, in person, without making her feel cheapened or objectified?

Pic related kind of captures the non-sexual sense of the cuteness/charm of busty women.
Or like when they're at a table, and use their own chest as a headrest/pillow, it's kind of endearing really.

But I don't know how to articulate this perspective to these women without making them feel like they're being fetishized/objectified.

>>37870798

so what?

How do I know it's not you, writing things on a blackboard?

>>37871919
>>37871568

You literally a woman. A FUCKIN WOMAN. that's why.

We are robots with a dick.

>>37872131
>he doesnt understand that this is the new way fembots will camwhore now when the rule became stricter

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>>37871919
here's your response straight from her discord. pretty blunt but i hope it helps you~

>>37872131
i can ask her to take another picture doing a hand gesture or something if you're REALLY that paranoid.

>>37872201
>you literally a woman

>>37872212
first of all, she's not a fembot. she doesn't even use 4chan. second, the anon wanted proof, and i gave it to him. and it's not even of me, it's of my friend.

>>37871919

Sory, m8. My mistake.

So, hum........ You can't

The only way is if you have a g with big tits and you tell her: "hey, you have an amazing tits, i love them"

>>37872232

what I want to say is

You are a woman so you can get closer to them. We as men, they can smell kilometers away ,that the only thing we want is to fuck them.

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>>37872331

But the best part is what comes after the fucking:

falling asleep with your head on her bosom, lulled by the sound of her heartbeat, feeling safe and loved

>>37872232
>first of all, she's not a fembot. she doesn't even use 4chan. second, the anon wanted proof, and i gave it to him. and it's not even of me, it's of my friend.
you were literally asking for someone asking for proof though

read >>37870051
>i am genuinely curious though. if you could have one of my friends write anything on a piece of paper for you and take a picture with it, what would you have them write? i might be in a generous mood if you get creative.


fembots are really fucking desperate

>>37872510
desperate? really? i just wanted to show off what you'll never have. everyone in this thread got btfo and i'm still laughing about it

>>37870798
I know holes are remarkably stupid, but even it should have seen the new sticky right?

>>37872680
but that's not me, anon! :^)

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>>37872441
These tits. Are they real?

>>37872634
wow you are actually more pathetic than i thought

>i just wanted to show off what you'll never have
what exactly? low IQ and desperation? well i'm happy for that

>>37869650
2 options here.
1. No you've never had a girlfriend
2. You've had a girlfriend, get the fuck off this board and never come back.

>>37872737
it's okay anon, i'm sure you can settle for a nice B cup in the future~

>>37872761
sweetie i'm a heterosexual girl

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>>37872634

I think I'll have it some day.

I'm a really short, cute, smart man, that's also endowed.
I'm hoping that my sincerity, intelligence, and cuteness will help me find my way into the warmth of a loving large bosomed woman.

Until then I will just keep trying to be a good person, and helping people in my world find happiness. :3

>>37865971
I wish I had cowtits, I'm fat but the fat didn't go to my tits, I wish I had a refund reeee

>>37872821
why are you even in this thread then?

>>37872849
i hope so, anon! good people deserve titcows

>>37872849
Same here. I long to be with someone like that too.

>>37872866
>why are you even in this thread then?
why not? what has my gender and sexuality anything to do with the topic of this thread?

>>37872928
it doesn't desu

everyone is anonymous here, i guess she thought you were male by default

>>37872928
i think you're just a mad chestlet roastie desu

>>37872853

Don't worry, there are guys out there that admire every feature of a woman.

Thighs, butt, hands, feet, smiles, eyes, shoulders and neck, the back, every part.

Just remember that if a guy approaches you, there is probably some visible part of your physique that his instincts find alluring.

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>>37872866
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

is that you
chestlet genetic defect?
I missed you rugmuncher

>>37872953
haha, i have normal-sized tits and im happy about them

even if i was a chestlet i wouldn't care either, i think all sizes can be beautiful in their own way

but then again, you are just pathetic

>>37872952
probably

>>37873175
you too anon <3

>>37873211
what's the point of calling someone pathetic on an anonymous imageboard? we're basically just shitposting at this point

>>37873378
>what's the point of calling someone pathetic on an anonymous imageboard?
what's the point of this thread?
what's the point of any of these posts?
what's the point of sharing an objective fact?

cause camwhores are pathetic

>>37873490
then why are you calling me pathetic? i'm not the one camwhoring. :^)

>>37873755
*yawns*

ok goodnight and also saged