25+ Only virgin in the room edition

I feel a strange pressure in my chest. I don't know what to do.

>27
>wasted life
>get a chance to "fix" it, but i don't feel it's worth it because i've become a horrible, cynical person
>cannot cope with life
>too invested (have long distance GF, potential job lined up) to just lie down again for half a year like the last time i did

There was a power-outtage today. Instead of reading a textbook I'm supposed to, I just sat there, doing nothing. Literally just sat there, looking in front of me.
I did the one thing I promised myself not to: I got too invested and "tried" and now I'm going to be destroyed and crushed when I fail. I am also very sleepy.

I feel so tired nowadays.

Back then, 10 hours+ sitting infront of the monitor wouldn't stress me out, but not now.

I sleep way too long, and I am tired all the time.
It's not possible to pull an all-nighter anymore.

I just want to sleep, forever.

>>37863637
Ive come up with a new mental concept that is making me feel a lot better about myself and where I am in life, in my career etc.

I am 25. But I have the life of someone who is a lot younger and doesnt have their shit together.

So Im going to be younger. My body might be 25, but I will think to myself that I am 22, I am still young, and its ok for me to still be studying, its ok to have a shitty dead end job because I am still developing.

And it seems to be working. I was a lot happier today after telling myself this is how I am going to go about life from now on.

>>37863637
Just make it a discord server at this point, this thread has been up for weeks.

Turned 27 today. it feels disturbing

>>37863967
there is one, actually. it's ironically full of 18 year olds

>>37864112
It will stay full of 18 year olds, if its not posted in 25+ year threads, for the 25+ year olds to join it.

I'm 26 headed to college right now. Doing amazing in trig at the moment but depression and lack of sleep are killing me. I don't think I got more than five hours of sleep last night. It's awful and I feel like crying but I've been trying to learn to bottle it up like a man. Other than that really lonely trying to connect with people on soc but I just can't find anyone who will either stick around or is even worth talking to. I'm getting into the mindset that I need to learn to accept loneliness because that is all I will ever be.

>tfw not virgin
>That great feeling when i can have a general aura of superiority over most of /r9k/

being a normie is great

>>37864252

Just because you've had sex doesn't mean you're superior to the people here.

>using the meme normie unironically

That's proof you aren't superior to anyone on r9k. Your lack of self-awareness means you're an idiot.

>>37864252
Eh Iunno. I lost my virginity. It doesn't feel like a great success maybe because the event wasn't great. On the bright side I'm no longer desperate to get laid.

>>37864289
It does mean I am superior because i posses the social ability to actually have sex with a girl. If you are so awkward that you're still a virgin by 20, you're literally inferior.

>>37863637
>NEETing it up shamefully or shamelessly?

Ya!

>Got rejected?

Always, by everyone.

>losing weight?

Nah, but I gave up smoking weed. That's the first step, rite?

>found a new song?

Always, my brother. 30 and not remotely giving up on pop music. This song reminds me of my predicament, even tho I'm not a pimp but a pariah with a reputation darker than dirt:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCFJ_gJj_YQ

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>after so many years of jerking off you become a male roastie
>meanwhile normal guys get male roastie from having sex al the time

>>37864450
only got yourself to blame man. Get fit, or bang an ugly girl

5 years for becoming a wizard wish me luck anons

cant wait for the ceremony and the magic powers I will acquire

>be 26-year-old female
>7/10, thin femlet
>moved to middle of nowhere
>no bf, no friends, no life
>okay job
>fun hobbies
>actually kind of happy now

Feels nice to not be panicking over relationships and worrying about how I'll never have kids or get married. Maybe I'll stay here forever and become a hermit slowly. Makes me wonder why I focused so hard on being an ideal Christian wife.

My mind is my worst enemy atm. But if some shit happens irl, I found out that I give less of a fuck, hope it will continue as the years go by. I think I'm just tired of worrying, already being anxious as fuck had taken a toll on me. I'm independent, no one to disappoint, no one to make proud, no one to help me. But acknowledging this, was really liberating.

>>37864496
>ideal Christian wife.
those get married and have kids by age 23 tho

im 20 but it feels like 32
i dont think my situation will be any different in 5 years from now
>losing weight?
no fucking way mango im pure muscle
just want to die in an honourable battle
put me out of my misery already

>>37864552
I know, I failed. Now I can be the weird Christian woman who never had kids.

>>37864552
It's a bit latter than that for most I know of.

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TFW you realize that you are all older than the supreme martyr.

>>37864462

I am a complete social outcast

>>37864591
You may change your tune in ten years

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>>37863637
>tfw 24 years old
There is still time r right?

>tfw 22
yeah old age is a bitch.
I feel like opportunities to be something in life are disappearing quickly

>>37864708
Make an effort not to be. Most Autistic kids who make an effort to integrate even find a gf.


just start by making an effort to do the basics at fast food restraunts or grocery shopping.

"thank you" "how much is this item" "Can i have a large big mac meal".

over time just focus on making conversation, practice. With small talk just essentially just talk pointless shit and ask questions

>>37864190
do you have a hobby, man?
Join one of the clubs, maybe you can find some like minded people there.

>>37863637

I feel like I failed my little brother because he wants a gf and I can't teach him how to talk to girls. I can teach him a lot of things, but not that.

>>37864811
99% of countries on the planet don't have such clubs, or they are uncommon and elitist.
This is the internet, people you discuss with may not be from the place you are from.

>>37864892
put him on HRT
being a 6/10 girl is better than being a 2/10 male

>>37865071
great idea. chemically castrate him because of a meme

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>>37863637
This poster is a smug, shameless, and comfy NEET.

>>37864496
>fun hobbies
What hobbies?

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>27
>never had a gf
>go to family gathering
>all of my relatives that grew up in my generation but one have children
>the one who doesnt have any kids has a gf anyway and has had more in the past
>they ask when I'm going to have kids and tell me I'm running behind

What's really bad is I remember my family shit talking my uncle for not getting a gf until he was 18

>>37865215
at least there's a market for traps.
They're a rare commodity

>>37863637
26 year old virgin here

I have a big career starting job interview in a few hours. This could be it bros I might make it.

>>37864303
>>37864252

asexual here. I've been in a girls bed had her in the back of my car, made out in movie theatres but I've never gone all the way because I just wasn't feeling it even tho the girl would have totally been on board if I had.

I think having sex is a very small and insignificant part of life. Have you ever saved someone from death? Have you ever had a room full of people burst in applause because of something you said? Have you escaped a disaster that left others around you dead?

Theres a lot of other expereinces that make you feel alive. Sex is just one of them.

>>37865336

Good luck.

>teres allianz

>27
>still student but getting there (medfag who started later)
>constant exposure to people and conversation with patients kinda fixed my autism
>cycling and weightlifting for three years, decent physique
>met a girl recently, we hit it off nicely, could barely keep our hands of each other on first date
>tfw becoming normie...

10 years ago I was a scrawny, shut in nerd who spent most of his time alone playing video games. Change is possible robots but there's shitload of work to do and it's hardly easy because you're going against everything you're used to. But one thing is sure, when you get that social validation/get mired/noticed/etc for the first time you'll never want to let it go and return to being your old self.

>>37864552
Not anymore. Especially in churches there's a weird aura around dating that just intimidates people of both genders.

There's a girl I know (who I'm not personally attracted to) who basically is perfect pure qt Christian wife/mom material, but she's still single at 24

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>27
>not high but steady passive income from renting (inheritance)
>enough to live comfortably within means without really having to work
>if there is something that needs to be done I do it but otherwise
>spending all my waking moments in front of pc, same as when I was 16
>not a virgin but obviously no gf
>only time in my life when I genuinely looked forward to my day was my first month playing tbc
>hopelessly lost, without direction
>thinking about suicide often

>>37865456
You are not alone. I'm with you brother. We all are.

>>37865312
>be 27
>still caring what other people think about you
>still coming to events you dont want to go to

>>37864252
>>37864289
>using the meme normie unironically
This.

>>37865336
I don't understand you folks desperately wanting to fit in instead of embracing this lifestyle.

>>37865739

>I don't understand you folks desperately wanting to fit in instead of embracing this lifestyle.
Because this is no lifestyle. You are an idiot who tries to delude himself into thinking you like this just to fit in here.
THe vast majority on here hates having no friends, no romantic relationship, no money, no job and no future. Few of them admit it and blame themselves, while the other part consists of pathetic idiots like you who suffer from sour-grape syndrome and who blame others and try to delude themselves into thinking they like this lifestyle.

I'm losing a little weight. 1.5-2 years ago I was pushing 240 and this morning I was 218. My goal is around 180 or at least sub 200. I'm 6'2" so yeah

I've been at the same weight for a little while and I eat like shit, so I figure if I just cut out a few things I should be good

How do you deal with someone who responds only in single word phrases? Asking for a friend.

>>37865835
Guess I'm the minority then. I have perhaps 2 friends and want it that way. Managed to get a gf, dumped her after 4 months. I live on my own, no leeching. I do feel lost but sure as hell I know I would be even more miserable trying to fit in.

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>>37866342
Stop giving them attention/Somehow make them go visit a hooker.

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>27 khv
>don't know if I ever been in love
>standards too high in comparison to what I can offer
>dropped job last year to travel and escape the reality
>come home after 6 months with plenty of ideas and full of hope for better tomorrow
>work on those ideas while using my savings to pay for rent and everything (didn't have to, but wanted to chip in in my family house), going out, meeting people
>gradually succumb into NEET lifestyle I had already in the past. Distanced myself from everyone.
>play games, watch anime into the night
>all the optimism & enthusiasm gone
>convince family I'm actually freelancing & learning programming so I'm earning some money, but not too much, still uses savings
>convince them everything is going well
>nothing is going well
>succumb entirely into the void
>finally get a job again, start date in three weeks
>lie again about the salary (it's almost minimum)
>happy for couple of days
>realize that I will surely quit again in a year, or less
>realize that after a year I will probably be starting everything from the scratch
>realize I'm not sure if I should take it
>or pack my things, burn the bridges behind me, and depart for my final travel which will end with my death

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>day three of my cold
I hate being sick and wageslaving. This is miserable.

I have to travel in a week, you lads think a cold will pass in a week? I haven't had one for years.

>>37866646
Yes anon, it can, and it should. Don't know what is your job, but drink a lot of hot beverages, tea is ideal, take some coldkillers and keep yourself warm.

>>37866646

Rest and it will.

>>37866700
I'm an engineer, but end up in the factory a lot.

Can't sleep at night with this because my nose keeps me up. I tried NyQuil but it only lasts like four hours so I wake up at 1am and can't get back to sleep.

>>37866701
I'll try to lay as low as possible.

I'm taking an expectorant too because don't want to get a sinus infection.

>this month
>bought hrt pills
>mp3 player broke/bought a new one
>new cls person visiting me
>ERP with a therapist on a dating app
>ERP with a 50somethingyo tranny that owns a farm on her 45acers of land and her husband is a beta supporter

>>37864637
he could have gotten some pussy if he continued to live

How do you guys kill your basic instincts like sex?
I am sick of fapping to porn.
Antidepressants don't do that.

>28 wage slave
>applying to start an evening university course
>no career options in it, but it'll be interesting
>Should keep me from drinking at least one night a week

>>37867324
Rent a hooker

Less effective option is to totally shut in and nolife it through some MMO or MOBAs

>>37867386
I have tried the latter one too, doesn't kill the drive either.
Nature is really a cruel reality. Whilst I have no motivation to do anything at all, my body always has the drive for sexual desires.
Hooker is not an option, cause I am too much of a coward and too insecure.

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>>37863891
Know that feel.
>you meet someone from your high school, and he complains he can no longer lead the party life the same way he used to and also sex isn't as good as it was
>tfw it hits you missed out forever on those things
Is life past 25 mark all just damage control? I wish my parents used condoms.

>>37867501
Trust me, just fucking do it. Go get a massage with happy finish. Hell, go to Thailand to get your dick sucked.

A few times and it will be like a big hurdle in your life coming away. It works wonders on your psychic outlook once you get rid of that v-card.

>>37863637
>My older brother to my younger cousin have had multiple gfs, what's my problem? Why can't I get one?

If you play your card right you're at the right age to get a high school or first-year-of-college girl. Girls love older guys.

I don't know what kind of music you're into and what you do for fun besides 4chan, but there's always a way to turn that into a way to meet girls.

You might think that other people think it's weird that you'd be dating someone 10 years younger than you but it's none of their business as long as it's legal

>>37867324
I haven't watched porn in like a year and a half.

By watching porn and beating off to that you're not killing off your sex drive you're just reinforcing it and redirecting it to weird meme fetish videos.

It's also addictive, it's a dopamine rush like gambling or video games. Once you get bored of it you try and move on to another fetish or some other type of video and down the rabbit hole you go until nothing stimulates you anymore but you're still joylessly beating off.

Just don't watch porn. Beat off when you have to like when your raging boners are keeping you awake at night.

>>37867703
>By watching porn and beating off to that you're not killing off your sex drive you're just reinforcing it and redirecting it to weird meme fetish videos
This happens only to folks with addictive personalities though. Like 15% of population.

>>37867910
No it happens to everyone whether they want to admit it or not.

Are you able to beat off without porn? What's the longest time you've went without it?

It'll be easier to not worry about people being happier or more fortunate, because there's always more of them. All of those people you mentioned are envious of hotter couples and their careers.
The way i got past my virgin cuck years was I acted like I wasn't one and lied about my virginity until i lost it.
Fake it till you make it i guess

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Just turned 28. No job, graduated college years ago did nothing with it because no one wanted to hire a weirdo. Hair began falling out not much longer after that and basically annihilated what remained of my self esteem. After that was where it all finally went very wrong.
No purpose, never have I had true friends. Any hopes of "gf" died long ago, that to me seems like a juvenile problem, I accepted it at 22. My only enjoyment is anime, drinking, and wandering out in the forest. I can tell there is something deeply wrong with me, has been all my life. My parents could tell but didn't know how to deal with it, I don't think they even could.

People keep their distance, probably because I'm a sperg. They know something is immediatly off with me when I talk. Its the flattened effect, the dead look in my eyes. I can't hide the body language about how little I care about life. But not spergy enough to collect neetbux no...life wouldn't be that easy. Just functional enough to get by but not to do anything. Just "getting by" is a sorry existence, as many in here will know. I dream of getting rich somehow, I think that would actually make me less unhappy by a lot. Sure, nobody would still like me, but I have come to accept being alone forever. I''m tired of being stuck in this area, tired of doing the same thing every day, tired of no opportunity, no way out.

>>37867982
>Are you able to beat off without porn?
Yes.

>What's the longest time you've went without it?
A few days I guess? I'm also getting off to the same shit I got off to 10 years ago - vanilla "amateur" solo girls.

>>37868113
So you do you leech or do you have a job?

>>37867982
Not 25+, but lurking. I've never beat off to porn in my life and I jack off soley to fantasies and clothed instagram pics of my oneitis

>>37868480
>A few days I guess?

That's not particularly impressive.

>>37868113
Try a warehouse job. They take pretty much everyone. Its soul crushing at first but then you get to drive forklifts eventually, especially with the boomers dying out. If anything at all, itll get you out of the house. Its what I did for a while when I was a neet for 2 years after college and I was 25.

25 here. In Eastern Europe. Most cucked of the countries though. Anyone care to take a guess? Single child of divorced parents. Life history is:
>go through school nerdy khv
>start highschool and try to be B4D4$$
>bullying stops when i do, but no interest from girls
>get into 4chan
>start drinking
>get into smoking cigarettes, weed
>get into WoW
>get into music obsessively
>fall in love, obsess over oneitis
>force myself out of shell, we become friends
>make her mine through sheer effort and pure love, plus lucky coincidences
>happiest i had ever been
>she cucks me for it
>scarred for life, go to uni in the UK
>dirt poor on study loan so i just smoke dank all day
>literally gave up vidya and any other nerdy shit
>friend from highschool who attends same uni becomes my roommate
>we do shit tons of drugs
>all our friends are conational druggies, even though we're in England
>roomie goes crazy
>after a while of trying to save him, give up and let his brain rot
>lived like that till graduation
>friend goes to looney bin, finds God
>we never speak again
>be NEET for two months
>get job as junior auditor
>it's an insane amount of work
>fall in love with cute older coworker
>she feels the same
>first real love and i'm flying
>we move in together
>work gets harder and harder
>all her friends are coworkers
>i still hang with my pot buddies
>she transfers to my department so technically she's my superior
>starts putting me on her clients
>at first we're a great team, but then i can't keep up with her
>as three years pass i am now considered by all coworkers who know i bone her to have an unfair advantage
>meanwhile she trusts me too much for my experience, start fucking up cause i can't work 12 hours a day like her
>i lose her trust
>we start to argue at home
>i start having rage episodes
>we break up and i move out
>living alone now
>got a job at an IT firm doing project management
>pay is double but, after breaking up and leaving old job, i racked up some debt

Tfw 25 year old neet loser I just want to find a nice cute trap who is nice and will watch and play stuff with me ;_;

>>37868764
>most cucked of the countries
Poland or Czechia?

>>37863637
Also 28. I'm a lawyer and I actually found $200 on the ground the other day. Living with my gf, who is a nurse.

In terrible shape tho, kind of skinny fat. Would love to get back into the gym.

Just FYI- I think I was very similar to you about 5 years ago. If you keep focusing on self improvement and set goals I think things will get better. Gotta have short term memory when it comes to the bad.

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>>37868979
get the fuck off my board you normalshit lawyer gf-having piece of shit you were never a robot

>>37868764
>sad all day now
>only weed never left me
>you guys never left, even if m00t did
>friends notice the change
>i got really into anime, am surprisingly fast at learning Japanese
>got into browsing /pol/
>super weird and lonely by this point
>start to think ex was just so obsessed with work
>i wanted kids but she hated the thought
>i still miss her but now i think neomarxism got her into seeing money and independence as the only markers of success
>favorite show growing up was Ally McBeal
> when i said we should work less she said that's feminine
>she said it as if it's bad
>i am now fully redpilled
>women in the workforce was a mistake
>remember UK uni, all the weekly rape accusations, all the slutty behavior in girls
>test theory, realize all women today are sluts and virgin robots are just too shy
>aquire new 9.5/10 hot girlfriend, young acting student
>sex is decent and she learns quick
>treat her like shit
>notice she's not good at cooking
>she's a vegetarian
>likes makeup too much, considering a tattoo
>her dorm room is not clean
>give her shit all the time, she loves me more and more and tries little changes
>learn she's not keen on kids any time soon
>kind of a dealbreaker
>she goes to an acting gig outside town
>calls me to tell me she misses me
>says she has a funny story to tell me when she gets home, but don't be upset
>the sappyness of it makes me want to puke
>next day she's supposed to return, i call her to break up with her just cause all the signs make me sense that she's trash
>she snaps
>starts telling me that last night she was browsing Tinder because bored and drunk, and could not swipe bc she realized she really loves me
>said i'm stupid bc i'm into hard sex and she likes it even rougher than i gave it to her
>i say lol then why are you so bad at keeping that ass up? why can't you arch your back?
>she cries

>>37869117
this. this thread is full of failed normies and even a few actual normies. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

>>37869258

>next day calls me, demanding an explanation
>i just say i'm depressed
>now she sends me an encouraging text every morning
>mostly made up by her, they're all so childish and stupid, but she puts effort in
>realize my relationships got progresively better as i got shittier
>realize women just want to be seduced and fucked hard by the most selfish indifferent alpha asshole
>all i wanted all my life is a wife to protect and to give me kids
>a cute angel to share evenings with, travel, grow old
>realize i can only obtain this by not loving the bitch
>realize anytime i show any real affection or vulnerability women will cuck me
>realize PC neomarxist jewry turned us all to fags
>realize i will never have a virgin 3D waifu to protecc bc i'm too old to pick up innocent teens
>my dream will never be
>work is now useless
>health is useless
>why live this life if i'll just die with no one to remember me?
>why approach women when all they have to offer is pussy, power-worship, virtue-signalling and attention-whoring?
>why talk to my friends who think playing vidya everyday is acceptable?
>why not just off myself if i'm just a useless stoner
>be me, 25

How am i so fucked up at the minimum age for this thread? I'm discusted at what i wrote but this is me. Is it all downhill from here robots? Oh an inb4 normie scum die get of board REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37868947
Romania. Those are both based compared to us.

>>37868979
Fuck off normie, there is no reason for you to post here whatsoever.
I regret sharing my life in this thread, basically everyone is a sad normie me and I feel like a fool for even contributing. " muh ex-gf/gf" "my career" "muh I own apartments" "muh i smoke weed so life is hard"

jesus, really should just kms I can't escape the normies its all so tiring. There is nothing wrong with you guys deep down its just a couple of bad things happened you can bounce back from. You have clearly been validated by society and just in a low point unlike robots.

>>37869299
Also inb4 only virgins allowed. Trust me, i'm a virgin at heart, i have these high expectations for the same reason you guys can't get laid. Anyway just ask me to delet this if you feel it's killing the thread, but i feel like a lot of you NEET virgins could learn from this, that is if you're not hellbent on becoming wizards. My overattachment, romantic ideals, addictive personality and buried rage - all this keeps me coming back to this site, and i know so many of you share the same demons. Look at the shitty normie i am and learn from my mistakes. Honestly i regret not becoming a wizard.

>>37869567
kill yourself NORMIE
you're not one of us
you DON'T belong here

>>37869567
Your only 25 man. Im 25 and never been with a girl and live with my parents. I have a shitty job too. I dont even know what being an adult means. You dont have it so bad. The only thing I am good at is soccer, but even then I have a body deformity that prevents me from being great at it. I literally have nothing else. I look forward every week to the one day a week I can play for an hour with a bunch of randoms at the field. The rest of my time I am sleeping or at work. Thats my life.

>>37869567
You're not anywhere close to the worst offender itt. I red your entire greentext and although its clear you haven't had to suffer from any social problems and are probably decent looking, women and feminism have hurt you quite badly. Thats unfortunate because I like self-aware normies like you, you're the good kind. But if you can't even marry with kids you guys will go extinct and only leave the stupid brainwashed normies around. Although since no women want kids these days they'll all go extinct too.

>>37869432
Hey i'm really sorry you feel that way. No lie, i did not read the full title of the thread, always been a dumbass. Been a newfag on this site for 10 years. Just thought this thread was for older anons, wanted to share life. One last word before i leave, have you ever considered dealing hard drugs from your NEET virgin residence? That's what i'd do with wizard powers, and get rich. If caught just kys. Way better than chasing tail, trust me. Don't answer, just planting seeds.

>>37869567
I'm 31 and don't really want a gf anymore. I never thought I'd get to that point, but, I think a major contributor is that I'm not as horny as when I was 25 or so. I like the idea of cuddles, really more than sex even, which would be great too. However, the downsides of having someone around all the time when I like a lot of alone time, plus the potential of taking/costing me lots of money (I'm a richbot, despite being a wizard). I saw so many people getting married in their mid 20s, and by 30s are already in ruins/divorced. Not all of them, but, I feel like I'm a target for some girl taking advantage of me.

There's a girl at work that's been flirting with me. What the fuck do I do?

So I get out of work early today and go to the mexican spot for lunch, I see one of the most beautiful girls there I have ever seen in my life. Like I see attractive girls a lot but this was a legit 10/10 for me. Really made me feel like shit knowing I don't even register on her radar as a potential mate, not to mention she was probably like 18 and I am 26 and a loser. Life really does suck bros, now I'm drinking. I'll never get that, but some other guy gets that handed to him on a silver platter. I'm not even ugly I'm pretty good looking, but not top tier chad.

>>37870642
>I'm not even ugly
then why are you here?
You came to the wrong place if you're looking for validation with that humble brag about how good looking you are

>>37870703

I'm a 26 year old virgin, I'm not bragging. My life literally sucks and I'm not a chad, just not bad looking.

>>37870575
pee in her mouth

>>37865414
You've never been a robot...

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I'm on day three of learning Spanish. ... I think this is going to be a while.

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27 year old, part-time working student here.
Been a sad sack of shit lately. Loneliness came crashing down and I realized how fat I actually am (looked at my BMI), up to the point where I totally lost any hope of talking to that girl that might like me.

I got really good grades despite not studying at all due to depression (aced a pretty difficult exam with minimum preparation), so it's clearing up a bit. Enough for me to hit up the gym tomorrow in an attempt to get more fit an lose some weigth (attempt #243).

Wish me luck, I need it. Who knows how long that sliver of motivation will last for a guy my age with no friends, no hobbies, no talents and no experience.

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>>37871019
I'm a bit rusty speaking it, but I fully understand 99% of Spanish and used to speak it fluently enough. I also speak/read French and am learning Japanese.

My 2 cents is that you should immerse yourself in it fully. Music, websites, videos, movies, video games; do it all in Spanish. I studied it very poorly but after two weeks in South America I was pretty much fluent.

If you're studying from home and also if you're a NEET or something, be sure to do it in a structure scheduled way.

>>37871249
Nice. I'm a wageslave. My goal is to spend an hour per day studying Spanish, maybe more on the weekends. I'll try to find some tv shows and movies, thanks. I work with some Spanish people so can practice with them. They don't speak any English so I guess that is immersion.

I used to be a NEET. I wish I would have used that time for Spanish rather than shitposting.

I hate how it takes me 30 minutes to commute home from work when I am traveling less than 8km.

>>37871185

If it makes you feel better, I'm in great shape and still can't get a gf. its better to be fit than fat though.

>>37870752
She makes a lot of scatological jokes. She might actually be into that.

>>37871582
I know, I just want to be able to stop hating myself at least. It's just tough if you have clinical depression and have to juggle all those responsibilities and all those self improvement projects you should be finishing.

If I just had one person that would be going through something similar, it would be this much easier. Training/dieting together becomes so much easier if you have somebody else going through it wiht you.

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> be 16-19
> neet
> no phone, no money
> wake up with no plans, go outside and see who's about
> end up meeting some regular faces and spend the day hanging and shooting the shit
> had nothing in life, but didn't really care too much

Fast forward

> 29
> 'made it' with STEM degree and job
> nobody just 'hangs', everything has to be planned in advance
> 'let's check out that new gin bar in town'
> everybody sits on their fucking phone
> they only go to take pictures for instagram
> boring, and expensive
> middle class life sucks balls
> givig off weirdo vibes now cos I don't wanna join in with their shit

I wish I just felt free again. I don't want any hobbies, everything is so planned and needs to have a fucking purpose. Envy the bums and rednecks that just sit around and end up in all sorts of shenanigans

I've found that Zen is an incredibly effective way of thinking for dealing with anxiety.

It is very hard to apply to day to day life, but in concept, it can be resumed in two simple words:

Let go.

Fear is an illusion. A feeling that you project unto reality. In instinct, it is a survival mechanism, but if allowed to take control of the mind, fear becomes irrational. Much like arachnophobia. Your mind perceive even a small harmless spider as a gigantic threat. This is how your mind project it, but in reality, the spider remains harmless.

The essence of Zen is mind over matter. The philosophy that your mind is stronger than your projection of reality. You are master of your own mind, therefore, you should be able to use it on your own reality to project success and peace of mind. To master the mind is the challenge of Zen, but always remember. Your mind is no master of you, you are master of your mind. It belongs to you, not you to it. Do not let emotions take conyrol of you, control your feelings and, once at peace and calm, you shall proprerly assess all situations in life and overcome them without fear.

In your day to day, stop reffering to things you want or should do in "should" and "want". Say you WILL get them.

If you hate your job and consider quitting, do not say that "I should quit." Everyday just tell yourself you WILL quit and, with time, you will quench your anxiety and allow yourself to proprerly prepare to actually take this decision.

Mind over matter.

>>37871306
>I'll try to find some tv shows and movies, thanks

If you own some on DVD or blu-ray you already have a Spanish track for them. Same with video games. Nothing like playing TF2 with the NECESITO UN DISPENSADOR JUSTO AQUI spam.

I don't know what sort of music you're into but I can recommend some from a few genres.

>I work with some Spanish people so can practice with them. They don't speak any English so I guess that is immersion.


even better.

I'm happy as a virgin. What I feel trapped by is this rotting infested pile of primate flesh I'm in which chokes on its own miasma, day in and day out.

I hate humanity. Not in a psychopathic and nihilistic gonna-murder-you-all kind of way, but hatred for the animalistic side of us confined to the endless cycle of repeated rituals of settling down, getting kids, becoming old (if you get that far), etc.

It seems so fucking pointless to me. All meaning rendered void by death and the simple passage of time.

I'm not interested in half of the primal rituals which defines us. Not interested in the endless carnage of human life over nothing and the useless corruption of power, which is anything but pointless in the face of the fact that our whole world -- this little blue dot -- is just a mote of dust in the vast and absurd reality of the Universe we live in.

I want immortality. To merely exist is sufficient to me. I just want to observe and learn anything that I can.

All your cries over the minutiae of mere human life seems so utterly vacuous to me. I'm not saying I'm better, being merely human myself, but at least I strive for some sort of ascension. Something beyond the sad existence of our being which is at least real and not some silly supposedly comforting religious or ideological lie of some afterlife (of which there is no proof) or duty to the betterment of mankind.

One of the most useful things you can do in life is to recognize how completely worthless you (and everyone) actually are without becoming some malicious and resentful fool who wants to inflict his pain on as many people as possible before he/she dies.

>>37872107
You might be interested in the KonMari method as well, which is based on Japanese shintoism.

In terms of philosophy, it's about exercising love anc control over your possessions, rather than letting your possessions control you. Mind is matter and matter is mind. Change one and the other follows and vice-versa.

Your house, apartment, room, and even computer and wallet and every personal surroundings should inspire joy to you, from the moment you wake up until you fall asleep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1-HMMX_NR8

I'm talking to a girl and she seems pretty cool, but I worry about spilling my spaghetti all over the place. Don't know how to deal with it.

Why can't my dick find pussy?

>>37872497
No, I don't. I'll take a look on my trackers to see if the Spanish audio is included in anything. Or just look for some Spanish movies.

I like electronic music so generally no vocals.

>>37867553
You'd think being 25 is still young, but you can't do intense shit like when you were 18 anymore, you can't just sit in front your monitor 20 hours a day fapping and still have some energy in you. just sitting down makes me tired now, the stress and worrying is killing me faster than again.

>>37863825
You could be suffering from a heart attack

>>37873662

You're only as old as you let yourself be. When I was 21-22 I was acting like a know-it-all old man who looked down at 18 year olds who wanted to go drinking.

At 25 I was getting drunk and doing drugs and having sex with a 16 year old. That was legal though, I mean at least the sex was.

Anyways my point is that there aren't any real points of no return unless you set them yourself.

As far as health goes, 25 is when it starts to go downhill that's true. But it's slow, and it really only shows up if you haven't gone to the gym or exercised in years and have been abusing and neglecting your body with a shit diet and alcohol & cigarettes and not brushing your teeth and whatever else. if you're healthy then you're health.

>>37863637
>26
>skinny
>toned finally
>graduated uni
>master's degree
>job interview tomorrow
Wish me luck. I know I'll be interviewed for a wageslave job, but I need this and it will pay very well. I'm trying and I just need some hope.

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Anyone else here super lazy? I have half a year old beer bottles and cum napkins on my bedroom floor.

I missed out on a literal dream job because i couldn't complete the training and spent most of my time sleeping and missing work.

I hate myself

>>37863637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4CKmzBf5Cs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIJ56d-8yPs

I've been stuck on these

>>37863637
my cousin had an incestuous liasion with another cousin and then my dad forced me to go with him across the country she the whole family could have an intervention with him.

>>37863637
I have had a week off from work and I have done NOTHING! All I do is browse 4chan, jerk off to porn and lay in bed. I have gone outside three times since Friday. What the fuck is wrong with me!?

>>37874050
what happened at the intervention

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>>37874050
Please elaborate.

You love where? Why did you go to? Did you fly or drive? What happened during this intervention?

>>37875100
Live* sorry for phonefagging

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How do you get a gf? do you just go up to them and say "hi' how does it work?

>>37865456
so money wont help me then, i was afraid of that. 26, no job but saved enough from my previous jobs to jot need to work for a long time plus i am getting an inheritance soon too. what do you do all day? right now i just sit and program and occosionally go to a cafe near my house where i can smoke and have coffee.lofe feels so empty now, its normal for people to just stay inside all day right? any hope for happiness for us? i hope so.

>>37875585
Yeah. You say hi and ask them out, then you have a good time and hook up and that's it

>>37875585
older cyborg here and yeah that's generally the first step.

It really really really really really helps if you're both part of the same sort of counter-culture or subculture because than that saves you the nervous small-talk of "what are you into what do you do for fun what kind of music do you listen to etc" because typically those kinds of people wear shirts and bags and fashion accessories that advertise that they're into certain bands and video games and anime and movies, etc.

It gives you a bunch of things to talk about by default, never a lull in the conversation.


It also gives you a bunch in common and sort of makes you attracted to each other by default because you're both outsides to society. If you're a goth and you see another goth sitting on the same bus as you, it's almost rude to not walk up to them and say hi.


Of course the offset to that is that 25+ is typically when people tend to grow out of that stuff or at the very least they dress like normies and keep that stuff semiprivate.

BUT

That also means that you can get younger girls instead.

Skin problems are reoccuring, you cannot imagine how much of heavy psychological impact it had throughout my childhood until late teen years unless you have got skin problems yourself.

Day after day, I had to see my classmates with their perfect skin, while I had to hide mine the best I could do.
Neurodermatitis is what I have I think, but it doesn't matter, because there is no cure to it.
The itchy feeling resulted in disgusting skin, because I couldn't resist the urge to scratch.

In the later years as a teenager I somehow developed the discipline to ignore it, and it got better.
However a few times throughout the year it will reoccur and my skin gets really disgusting again and it reminds me of my inferior genetics.

I have known all along that I am an inferior being compared to the rest, still I lived in the delusion that my brain would have allowed me to pursue some STEM related academical career.

It was nothing but an excuse of a dream in the end, a psychological defense mechanism helping yourself to cope with the giving situation.
In reality my intelligence is average at best, simply not sufficient enough for anything great, and this is only one aspect of many more which are all needed to the route of success.

Life can be a gift, but at the same time it can be a curse.
I cannot cope with it, no antidepressants, no drug, no therapy will ever make it go away.

On the one hand I admire people giving their all despite bad chances and circumstances, believing it will turn out right eventually.
On the other hand though, reason tells me that these people are stupid, because the outcome is pretty clear.
Hell, I would have been the happiest man in the world, if I atleast had one thing I was good at, even if it just was playing games.
It has been so many years since I have left school, over a decade, as you can see, I am not able to write a coherent, consistent text anymore, cannot bring structure into my thoughts.

>>37875972
I cycle through phases of emptieness, apathy and absolute bitterness.
The latter one is the hardest to deal with. It's crushing me.


What has kept me sane (more or less) over the years was the thought that I will always have an exit.

As it turns out, it was just another psychological coping mechanism.
I never have got the guts to kill myself, only excuses are made to why I cannot do, e.g. mental burden for my mother.

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>24yo khv (turn 25 next month)
>Entire family is ashamed of me
>Stopped going to family events because my younger fat, ugly cousins have suddenly lost weight and became turbo normies with gfs and they rub their successful life in my face constantly
>Feel like an old loser whos life has passed him by
>Yet somehow comfy

>>37865312
That's okay, I'm 25 and my family now talks to me like I'm a fucking loser. Had one gf, virgin, and I spend all my time working.

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im 27 neet and i could have had sex multiple times but my penis wont get hard around another human being presumably from all the years of fapping to internet porn. in all honestly its kind of fun for awhile to have someone to do things with but i would rather sit here and jerk it to internet porn. i literally wont do no fap to correct my problem thats how fucked i am

>>37876556

Same problem bro. I could get hard if it's a QT but none of them want to be with me. Sadly we are fukked.

>>37876556
Shit lad, when a woman talks to me I'm instantly getting hard. If one were to touch my dick, I imagine i'll nut on the spot. I'm falling for the no fap meme and I haven't nutted for a 3 week span. when i do nut it's like 1/5th cup of john juice

>>37876556
>in all honestly its kind of fun for awhile to have someone to do things with but i would rather sit here and jerk it to internet porn.

No, you'd rather not. That's why you're posting about it and talking about how fucked you are.

I'm 27 and unemployed. I have no talents or formal education. I'm just bumming off my GF who really does love me but I feel bad because I can't reciprocate that same love. We been together over a year and she wasn't the most loyal in the beginning. We fought a lot. She ran away from me at one point and then we got back together, after seeing that I was done with her shit in the past, and now she doesn't want to lose me for good.

Before her I was pretty lonely and lived a very sedentary lifestyle. I don't have any experience outside of this relationship. All I know is it would break her heart a lot if I left and mine as well too probably. But for right now, it's keep me from being alone and honestly somewhere to sleep at night.

I just recently lost my job and thinking about school again. But I feel really depressed and unmotivated. I really don't even know what the fuck I want to do anymore.

We pretty much go to concerts and do drugs all the time. I feel like I'm losing focus on what it is I want because I'm not happy and do feel kinda trapped.

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>>37876718
im letting others know its a lot of effort and work and sitting here jerking it feels better and requires no effort or work actually


the exception is always yes i want it if the girl is hot but like this guy said >>37876608 we dont get them

>>37876760
The best things in life require effort.

Sitting there and diddling yourself with your pants still on is minimal effort for minimal pleasure.

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>>37876753
>gets to bum off a loyal girl
Fuck this shit

>Getting older and can't power through anime or books like I could and spend two days staying up reading or watching
>Get diagnosed with Hypothyroidism which makes it so much worse and feel more lethargic

They were my only enjoyments in life and it seems now that my own body despises me.

>>37866591
so spending traveling is a waste? im 26 and just starting the traveling after quitting my job, guess i know where ill b when im 27.

I'm looking for the discord.
Really bored tonight desu

>>37864496
Alright, I'll marry you, where do I have to move?

>>37863825
Do you live in Indiana because we had a power outage yesterday? Like the whole neighborhood.

If you all are over 25 and on this site you need to get a life
-girl who just graduated highschool

>>37878263
>Just graduates HS
Can you get anymore summer?

>>37878318
No I won't have a relaxing summer, I'm busy getting a job and learning to drive. It's going to be shit but it's better than being a filthy NEET.
>>37865365
Oh hey me too, happy pride month or whatever

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>roommate into same girl as me
>he's slightly older and more athletic
>I'm a 26 year old kissless virgin

RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOT FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR

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>>37878384
I have a good paying job at 50 an hour and know how to drive Diesel 10 speed trucks.


stay in your lane grasshopper, study that dmv Handbook to faggot

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>>37878444
>being in your prime and not lifting or exerizing
nigga you got 4-5 good years left,you will never get another opportunity like this. I don't care if you're ugly short, or have a micro dick. Be the best looking fittest micro dick having goblin manlet you can possibly be. do if for you my nigga, surpass humanity

>>37878455
I wasn't calling you a filthy NEET, I said a filthy NEET or do you not know what an allusion is? I swear, anyone past 20 loses their ability to have fun.

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Anyone else want a gf that will tell you if you're fucking up? My ideal gf is one that will see me slacking and tell me straight up that I'm fucking up and scold my ass. I want a gf that will count calories with me and I can take places and do shit on the weekends.

god tier gf is one that will drive me places out of town sometimes, this is my dream. I don't care much about looks either, 3-4/10 and my standards are low personality offsets looks for me. if she's bold and willing to drive my ass places out of town, I'm livin a dream

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>>37878527
>I swear, anyone past 20 loses their ability to have fun

because we have to wagecuck and have to pay bills and shit. Enjoy your last summer vacation, you'll remember it forever. No joke, get off of this site and do shit we were too scared to do and ended up here.

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>>37878615
I'm not going to have a normal summer vacation and I haven't since elementary school because after that I was a mom for my siblings because of my abusive household. I never got to be a teenager, thanks for reminding me.

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>>37863637
really digging that tune man. thanks.

neet here. turning 30 in october then i get my powers.

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>yfw I'm younger than 25 and in the thread

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anyone gonna make it?

>>37865456
>>only time in my life when I genuinely looked forward to my day was my first month playing tbc

Playing TBC was genuinely the last time I was happy as well.

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27, I attended one of my buddies's wedding a couples weeks ago. He's like 3 years younger than me. I don't even have a gf.

>25
>wage slaving (six figs tho)
>gf
>made great gains at the gym but now need shoulder surgery, kind of sucks desu
Only problem in my life is that my job is 30-50% travel and I don't get to hit the gym or hang out with gf as much as I used to. A real fucking bummer.

>28
>still live with mummy
>only had 1 job in my entire life
>been NEET for 9 years
>KHV
>0 friends
>keep my brain cucked with "mood stabilizers" and alcohol
>just wake up, sit down in front of my computer for 14 hours, then go back to bed

I guess it could be worse.

>>37865365
Be my bf :3
original

>27 KV
>part-time wageslave, not the worst job i've had
>Had 2 opportunities to at least get a GF but sabotaged both due to fear of intimacy, low self-esteem and body image issues
>due to complete lack of sexual experience with women I don't know what I'm missing which allows me to live in ignorance and happiness