>be me
>7/10 khv cyborg with decent personality
>make a friend at a sports club and he invites me out with his friends
>awesome
>wholesome 9/10 qt3.14 is there, introduces herself to me immediately
>gravitates towards me when we're out as a group
>breaks touch barrier as soon as she can
>touching her hair, smiling and giggling at everything I say
>at goodbye time she gave everyone a quick one arm hug
>comes up to me and gives me full on hug, pushing her chest into me, lasts a good 5-6 seconds
>I go home thinking I have a crush on her
>have no idea she reciprocates
>she texts me first EVERY DAY for what ended up being A FUCKING YEAR
>we're ironically acting like weebs and I called her senpai
>"no senpai is the big strong man, I'm kouhai"
>"oh ok cool"
>tell her my cat was trying to steal my food but I got it back from him
>"at least someone cute got it"
>"thanks haha"
Get ready lads this one is the worst
>regularly meet up to hang out
>just us, none of the others
>walking around shittalking
>go into second hand DVD store
>she picks up a copy of the 40 year old virgin
>"do you think this will be me?"
>"haha, hey they've got 300, I love that film!"
The 9/10 I was crushing on for over a year wanted to fuck me and tried for over a year, and I didn't notice once. Who else here /oblivious/?
>>37862961
Wow... Dumbass
>>37862961
>wanted to fuck me and tried for over a year
she was trying to be your friend. not everything is about sex, you dog
>>37862961
so it's been a year... what happened has she met some one else, is she still your friend?? is she over you??? go fuck her and start a relationship if its still possible.
>>37863107
Nah some jealous cunt started to take notice of what she was doing and slid in between us and ruined it, shame because I would have loved to fuck her and she was pretty awesome just as a friend, but it's long gone now
>>37862961
I'd recommend hermit crabs for the best companionship.
No strings attached, just you and your crustacean buddies. They promote a healthier lifestyle, to keep them healthy alongside you.
This has been my whole life anon
/oblivious/
I've had so many missed opportunities with women who were actually hot and clearly interested in me.
Tfw your self esteem is so low you can't pick up on obvious signals a girl is interested in you until years later