WE NEED BACKUP NORMIES ARE INVADING
MAIN ASSAULT TASK FORCE IS EN ROUTE. CALL IN BACKUP
grow up you spastic freak
>>37862863
normie spotted, /r9k/ should be full of spastic freaks. over.
>>37862863
*teleports behind you but not in a original way
QUICKLY THE NORMIE DEFENCES ARE SURPRESSED
OVER THE TOP
>>37862863
only good normie is a dead normie
WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP
WE'RE BOMBING THE NORMIE VILLAGES AND THEIR SPAWN ARE RUNNING AWAY
GOOD JOB GUYS THEIR KIDS WILL REMEMBER THE TERROR THAT WE SENT THEM THIS DAY
>>37862988
ENEMY HID IN WOODS
I'M ASKING FOR AN AIR STRIKE
TIME TO PUSH THE ATTACK
SEND IN THE TANK FORCES
>>37863059
B2 STRIKE INBOUND
WE WILL FLUSH THE NORMIES OUT OF THEIR FOXHOLES
>>37863059
How can Gondala be a solder with only two legs
>>37863091
i don't know i never thought about it
oreganilionon
>>37862718
In the name of kek we will slay these normiefag scum
>>37862718
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SIR! SIR! We've recieved this message over the radio!
Normies got him!
Our intelligence could be compromised!
EMERGENCY OPERATION TURD IN THE URINAL FAILED ABORT ABORT
BACKUP HAS ARRIVED
Grand Wizard, Grand Wizard, this is Virgin 2-1. We are being pinned down and taking heavy fire from all flanks. Break, have sustained major casualties. Virgin 2-2 and 2-3 are KIA. Break. We are unable to fall back to safer position. Request Broken Arrow, I say again, request Broken Arrow, send everything we have on our position, how copy over?
>>37866015
STOP FIRING, STOP FIRING .
YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG COORDINATES
I REPEAT: STOP FIRINGfuck microsoft paint
>>37866346
WHATS THAT I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF FREEDOM REIGNING THE AIR
AAAAAAHAHHAAAA
>>37866370
LET FREEDOM RAIN
>>37862718
Mobilisation underway.
Hey guys, My girlfriend is thinking about getting a cat. What should I do?
>>37867407
get a cat and kick her out of the house
>NORMIES GTFO
NORMIE GTFO
>NORMIES GTFO
NORMIE GTFO
>NORMIES GTFO
NORMIE GTFO
>NORMIES GTFO
NORMIE GTFO
>NORMIES GTFO
NORMIE GTFO
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NORMIE GTFO
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NORMIE GTFO
>NORMIES GTFO
NORMIE GTFO
back to tinder and 9gag REEEEEEEEE
Should we finish this boyz?
I fear it will escalate
Do they deserve mercy?
>>37867829
NO MERCY FOR NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Lets call some allies
COME RIDERS OF MARS HELP US DEFEAT THE NORMIE SCUM
>>37867407
Get her a dog, say it's a cat. It will be funny
>>37867851
We went too far guys
I don't think I can handle such animosity
>>37867829
CASTLE BRAVO INITIATED
>>37867948
>>37867851
>>37867908
Oh OH poor normies they don't stand a chance
I almost, ALMOST, cryed for these subhumans
They deserve the worst
Initiate Red Code, repeate, INITIATE RED CODE
>>37868014
>Red Code
p-planet buster?
NANI???????
THAT WILL DESTROY US TOO YOU FOOL!
>>37868014
Right way sir!
>>37868038
normies must be eradicated, by all means necessary!!!
>>37862718
Fuck ya'll. I'd rather be a normie then conform, you pieces of shit
>>37868079
Conform is exactly what means be a normie
>>37868079
In Kekstan we have a special place for scum like you.
>>37862718
Has there ever been a more aesthetic war then vietnam?
>>37868090
That's where you are wrong.
Subculture/"Alt"-whatever/this shit are just conformity to another group.
Just take this thread as an example.
>31 uses of the word normie
It's a conformity word here
> 19/26 pictures have pepe
Conformed.
Keep being conformed and listen to your superior. You're not capable to live without conformity.
>>37868139
That a boy!
>>37868188
Threat found initiate termination!
01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110010 01101101 01101001 01100101 01110011
NORMIER TERMINATION PROTOCOL INITIALIZED
>>37868258
Missed me bitch robot
I have a free spot on my 9-5 job, I can give in a good word for you?
>>37868076
>>37868038
>>37868014
The normies have been eradicated
With the life in this dak planet we call Earth
I still wonder from this space station, have we gone too far?
Did we have another opition to deal with suck twisted characters?
But one thing aI know, they will return, these vermins always find a way to return....
>>37868343
>>>37868076 (You)
>>>37868038
>>>37868014 (You)
The normies have been eradicated
With the life in this dak planet we call Earth
I still wonder from this space station, have we gone too far?
Did we have another opition to deal with suck twisted characters?
But one thing aI know, they will return, these vermins always find a way to return....
(forgot the image hehe)
>>37868343
>The normies have been eradicated
Ohyeah? You're all invited to couples dinner at our home.
>>37862718
psycho bot calling in, its time to defend the holy land REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>le pepe may may
hahahahah
guys this frogpepeman is laf riot.
thank you robot persons!
>>37868380
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
I AM BECOMING
I AM
PLEASE RESIST!
I AM BECOMING A NORMIE
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>I need to find work, start to study to earn more, start a family, I shouldn't be racist, I love my family, Friday night I will go to the club hang out with my friends, where surely I will fuck some pussies.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ME!?
YOU MADE ME A NORMIE!!!
>>37868380
Anons can't hang out, because if they do, they become normies, you doomed us
>>37868466
what did he do to you? omg such a psychopath
we need to destroy de space station guys, we are becoming what we hate
WE ARE BECOMING NORMIESSSS
OPERATION TOTAL DEFEAT INITIATE!
>>37868523
NOT THE SELF DESTRUCTION!
NO!!
DON'T DO IT!
>>37868550
there is no other option
SELF DESTRUCTION INITIALISED
OPERATION TOTAL DEFEATE
DONE
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it's over guys
>>37867829
We've lost radio contact.
I guess that means our roboys did it.
>>37868605
bum
....................
no more life in the solar system
no more normies nonetheless
>>37868624
Me and my cute bay is still here.
Look at him, juuuust look at him ^^
>>37868681
Wtf is a bay?? Speak English!
>>37868681
Oh no
we forgot one
that IS NOT POSSIBLE
WE DESTROYED EARTH AND THE SPACE STATION THERE ARE NO MORE HABITABLE PLANETS!
what are you?
how are you capable of such twisted feats?????
>>37868761
>how are you capable of such twisted feats?????
I eat three healthy meals a day, exercise twice a week, have sex once a week, try to go to church every sunday, and listen to the advice of CNN and FOX.
>>37868821
I can't live with such normities
Anon out
"Normie" has lost almost all its ironic power.
I propose we go back to "normalfag" and "normalfaggot".
High quality Thread
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yayayayayayayayayayayayayayyaya reeee fuck al normies bbalblalblalbalablablba
i love these threads
they are genuinely and unironically the best part of r9k, they always put a smile on my face
it's like that glimpse of hope when you see a girl walking towards you but then she starts talking to someone who was standing behind you
I-Is the war over?
Am I late?
I was just getting in uniform.
>>37862718
WAFFEN SS ROBOT DIVISON HERE, READY TO DEPLOY ! ENNEMY VEHICULE SPOTTED,WE'RE READY TO SHOOT PANZERFAUST AT IT.
>>37869088
>88
HEIL HITLER, NOW GET IN UNIFORM KAMARADEN, WE NEED EVERY MAN POSSIBLE. (join my SS division plz)
fire the normieschrecks
>>37869668
I'm sorry sir, but the ISIS brigade has loyal qts.
>>37869668
>>37869642
THIS IS U-BOAT 777 WE HAVE SPOTTED A SURVIVING NORMIE MERCHANT VESSEL
SHOULD WE INITIATE TORPEDO SALVO
>>37869740
We can still alongised eachothers against the normies despites our differences, and we have aryan qts, can't beat that
>>37869816
>implying they wont cuck you for Chad
>>37869779
SHOOT EVERYTHING YOU HAVE AT IT ! HAIL R9K, HAIL AUTISM !
>>37862863
Faggot normie detected
Deploying spaghetti strike, over
>>37868380
>>37868466
You're a samefag, aren't you, normie?
Y-you robots.
No longer will will you spill your spaghetti on the goodness of normalcy. It ends here. I will finosh you off with this last attack.
Prepare yourselves, sperglords.
>>37869849
We will become the Chads of our new world ! Glory to our people kamaraden !
>>37869911
NORMIE SPOTTED, FIRE V2 MISSILES AT HIM ! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>37869889
This is me
>>37868188
>>37868298
>>37868380
>>37868681
>>37868821
(7.55% content). etcetcetc
>>37869911
YOU HAVE NO POWER HEERE
>>37869949
>>37869976
*dodges missiles *
*teleports directly infront of u*
Pfft, is this all robots got? How about you calm fown, come to my house for a beer and relax with some football?
>>37870039
Wir werden niemals kapitulieren, now come get some of my flammenwerfer, normaler schaum
34th INTPT on the way.
>>37870039
fat losers are now roleplaying as normies to trigger other fat losers... what has this world come to
>>37870039
>football
>beer
>owning your own house
Prepare yourself, normie.
>>37862718
Comrades, I am willing to march towards the gates of Hell with all of you. Death to the Normies, Victory to Kekistan!
Chopper in bound. so long, normies.
send in the infantry, gentlemen
rk9 ruskies coming
>>37870409
That's not how this works retard. This is like a fucking hilarious play unfolding in real time. Someone always has to play the bad guy. He's not larping, he's acting. And I appreciate it.