Tinder bio

Absolutely 10/10 panty-dropper bio

So if you're looking for "pure" girls, why exactly is Tinder the place to find them?

>>37860155
You're not going to attract anyone with that (':
How about you don't make yourself sound like a loser?

Yeah, it's good if you want to make cute girlpeepees drier than the sahara

>I have no personality, so maybe future money

You will attract no-one.

>>37860211
I already have a lot of money now, around a net worth of 450k

>>37860233

Say that. You will get rimjobs left and right.

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>>37860155
This is my bio. Fuck only knows why, but I've been getting a significant amount more matches since I restarted the account and changed all my pics.

To be fair though the amount I was getting before that was zero.

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>>37860155
No man, no. This isn't going to work at all. The only girls who will find that attractive are weebs and social outcasts too. I don't know where you live, but unless it's a densely populated area, your chances of appealing to anyone are horribly low.

Putting self loathing without a punchline or joke on your tinder profile isn't going to attract the ladies.

>>37860288
It's a big city on the beach with a population of over 200k, also I put it to a 50 mile radius so there's many other populated cites in that zone.

>>37860336
Honestly I think it's irrelevant
Nobody actually finds mopey, self-loathing retardation attractive.
And since they're just judging your profile with no pressure whatsoever, they don't even have to swipe right because they feel bad.

Your profile text doesn't matter.

All that women care about is physical appearance.

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I find that on tinder, if your bio is very brief, you'll get more likes. I had a decently long bio (bout a paragraph) that was pretty detailed and got next to nothing, but the second I made it about 2 sentences long I got a lot more likes. I guess girls like the mystery. That may just be me though.

>>37860155
You'll attract trogolodytes but if that's what you want i guess thats fine

>>37860387
Wrong. For the majority of men who are of average appearance, the writeup can make the difference between being swiped left or right.

>>37860406

Wrong.

If you're of average appearance, you aren't getting matches. If you're of "average" (Read: What women think of as average), what you write doesn't matter because you're hot.

That 6'2" might still give you a chance

>>37860155

Terrible, kys

>>37860155
6'2" and money should be enough. You probably won't be fucking 8 and 9 but older women or average women might give you a shot.

It's good if you want to advertise to the world you're an autist.

>>37860406
The majority of men are not getting many matches at all. There are some girls who go around looking for amusing descriptions, but in most cases the pictures are what gets the foot in the door.

>>37860414
Average men get matches all the time. Why are you lying?

>>37860458
Got a source for that claim other than your ass?

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>good with money
>her panties when

>>37860417
With gay robots. Not with girls.

>>37860638

Nope. Women want men who have lots of money. Poor people are often good with money.

>>37860155
listing height is probably smart. might leave it out though and then it's something they'll like when they ask.
don't mention not having a social life, that's what you're trying to accomplish. you have to pretend that you're just expanding.
just say that you're in college. nobody cares what you're working on.
good with money is irrelevant at 22.
hobbies are fine, if a little bit "nerdy".
"i don't drink or smoke weed" would be a better way to phrase that.
languages are a fine. not bad, 6/10.

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Holy shit op here. I just matched with a 34 year old hapa milf! She's on the left. We had a good convo and she gave me her number. She thinks it's interesting I'm a shut in and khv

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>>37861854
I want to fuck she. I've never met a hapa milf.

>>37861934
>>37861854
>has a picture of chad
Do you really think an ugly person would attract anyone? Even if they had a chad-profile ?

>>37861934
>it seems so generic it could be made up
What? Compared to the millions of identical normie "i love travelling XD" profiles?