I have a pimple or something on my penis.
Don't be a pussy and that shit. If it's a STD, pop that shit. I remember when I was a frail little boy in the frontier and I got herpes. I POPPED THAT SHIT.
its probably an ingrown hair, it'll fix itself eventually
It might be a penile papule. I have a super small one that I thought was a pimple for the longest time but I couldn't pop it.