>move into some dudes house into a room with neetbux >neeting

>>37857234
Give it another 5 days
He might get on with his normie life

>>37857234
Show him some anime. That'll get him to leave you alone.

>>37857234
is he a chad? I'd give it a week, if it doesn't stop.

>>37857234

This is why I'm scared of getting a room mate. I have a job and I go to college, but I'm anti social. And literally living on my own all I'd want to do is bring girls over for sex. I would have no interest in engaging in the bants with my roomies. But 250 a month for rent would be pretty cozy.

>>37857234
>renting to a neet
>trying to help a neet


lol. Society has give you neetbux because they;ve determined you to be unsalvageable.

>boring living alone
>I know, I'll get a roommate
>Fat faggot who eats entire pizzas at a time moves in
>Hey pal, wanna have a beer and drink a beer together
>n-no thanks
>What do you do in there all day?
>umm...idk just play video games and stuff
>Well alright buddy, I'll let you get to it! That beer tomorrow though, eh?
>o-ok
>goes to his room and sulks like a fat faggot while stuffing his face

He could help you become a normie OP. Maybe he knows girls.

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>>37857234
Just tell him you suffer depression and cant do things. Like an organism that cannot struggle and grow. just lingers and excretes

>>37857234
Set up your neet cave in the loungeroom and completely take it over until he complains. Then go back to your room.

fuck i wish i had a reclusive NEETbux roommate

>>37857234
Move out and leave behind piss/shit jugs. Dont forget to puke somewhere strange....maybe behind storage in a garage??

He's probably concerned that, when you move out, he's going to go into the room and find a mound of pizza boxes with several bats roosting in it, and all surfaces covered in black mold, or some other hoarder horror story.

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>>37857569
you're obviously either a worthless normie or a faggot trying hard to seem like one. either way fucking reeeeee, gtfo

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>>37857689
Well, he should be more concerned about the jizz wall than trash he can simply throw away.

>>37857943
>rent a room to a disgusting wall-jizzing creep
>it's carpeted

He's gonna have a bad time. Why don't you respect other people's property, OP? I'm sure you'd freak if he jizzed on your anime figurines.

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>>37857234
Huh, the pepe you just posted is actually one I made a few months back for a "draw a pepe" thread. Surreal sensation seeing a pepe I made actually get posted by someone.

Pic related is an even earlier version I made before posting it.

>>37857994
Anime figurines were literally made to be jizzed on.

>>37857994
that wasn't me faggot, lol

all I want to do is sleep and watch anime clips on youtube is that too much to fucking ask for. I recorded the whole conversation. The faggot talked to me for like 12 minutes about getting a job and shit like that. how if he needs me to drive him somewhere I should be able to drive him. WTF is he talking about?

>>37858064
That's part of the living arrangement, faggot. Chad needs to a chauffeur when he's shitfaced. He can't afford another DUI.

>>37858064
That does sound kind of weird. Did you reply to a craigslist ad? How'd you find this guy? If you're paying rent he shouldn't care if you have a job.

You should be courteous and pretend to be social though, no one wants to live with a stinky creep that they're afraid will kill them.

>>37858064
Tell him you're not his taxi.

Origiglimio

>>37857234
Well, you shouldn't stay in your room all the time. He's not wrong, anon. He's giving you helpful advice.

this is why you don't rent rooms in houses, your lessor thinks of it as his home and not his rental property so they tend to get too familiar with you
think of it as a lesson learned

>>37857234
what state do you live in if in us anon

>>37857569
and why would i want them?
besides who the fuck wants to be a normie?
only reditors i guess

>>37857994
This is why people shouldnt be allowed to own property. This couild be avoided.

>>37858064
What is he your fucking wife? Jesus fuck. "Get a job Anon" "If I need you to drive me somewhere you should be able to drive me"

>>37858148
This proletariat knows what's up.

>>37857234
If he's a chad try befriending him. Then you can tag along with him to some social event, it'll make it easier for you to fit in. You may even get laid.

>>37858108
>you shouldn't stay in your room all the time. He's not wrong
According to who?

>>37858064
>how if he needs me to drive him somewhere I should be able to drive him

>can't drive
>renting rooms to strangers for extra cash
>making weird demands
>wants to make his roommate his friend
>probably some older 40+ year old guy

Anon, he's a recovering or current drug addict or alcoholic. These are broken people and very weird. His demands will get weirder. He'll probably steal from you. I would just leave.

>>37858178
He's not a Chad, he's a weird older alcoholic type guy. Chads have bros or Stacies to live with or get a sweet bachelor pad from their job at Goldman. They don't rent out rooms to random Craigslist NEETs.

go buy some raw metal from a junkyard and make it into a sword. Then start swinging it in the backyard, trust me, that always get them to leave you alone.

>>37858178
fuck this shit
no friends allowed here

>>37858250
We're all friends here on /r9k/ most of the time we're similar kinds of people living similar lives, away from normie plebs.

>>37858079
>>37858096
>>37858107
>>37858108
>>37858113
>>37858155
>>37858178
>>37858188

https://youtu.be/z7tn4gn7fVA

clip of him being a fucking annoying cunt. he's not making completely unreasonable requests but they're still retarded. he's not chad he's some random 45+ yr old african dude. I live in Maryland.

>>37858297
kill him for invading the White man's land.

>>37858297
>he's some random 45+ yr old african dude

OP confirmed for faggot yet again. When will it stop?

>>37858297
The fuck is this? You talk like Batman and live with a full on African man?

>>37857234
If you and your roommate's lives are intertwined your not doing it right.

He sounds like a dick

>>37858297
>>37858297
fuck his wife right now

>>37858297
You don't sound white OP what ethnicity are you?

>>37858297
Sitcom when?

>>37858348
Oi...
We just call 'em wogs...
Don't get friendly, they're trying to destroy our race, our souls.

>>37858407
This. Please continue to record your interactions and keep /r9k/ updated on a regular basis.

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he is trying to help you op, you seem like a cunt

>>37858455
>>37858455
>Always opens with OP eating a family-sized meal in front of children who's friends died of starvation
Not that it's White people's fault though. Them niggas should have been building castles, damn that's sad and pathetic and completely unique, like a monkey

>>37857501
I've had a couple comments about being in my room a lot but most roommates I've had have understood

First two roommates one was in his room as much as me

Kek.

Chew with your mouth closed you fag

>>37858297
You sound so fucking dead inside I'm sure he's genuinely trying to help you.

>>37858780
>the irony of a black man trying to help while simultaneously making America suck via increasing radical niggatry

OP do you live in california?

>>37858831
Clearly OP's landlord is an African-American nigger. Black people who aren't descendants of slaves Lincoln freed tend to be alright.

>>37858297
he sounds like a decent person, the only way seems to be to tell him to just fuck off

>>37858297
You sound like Mason from dota LMFAO. I can tell you're a crusty fatass from your voice.

>>37858860
>civic nationalism
Cuck.

>>37858297
Aww he's trying to help

Tell him you're married to an anime girl and have no need for other interactions, that should put an end to it.

>>37858780
i am dead inside. severely. that's why im friendless and neet. The outcome of a horribly bad childhood.
>>37858856
no why
>>37858904
kys fag. although I am fat. I was eating a large fry for myself ;)
>>37858348
I'm not white
>>37858333
lol
>>37858407
when he fucks off
>>37858667
how
>>37858758
lol they were good as fuck kiss my ass
>>37858930
it's not his place
>>37858971
this is actually a good idea I might do it

>>37857569
This

Quit being an antisocial sack of shit and maybe you won't be so miserable all the time. Just tell the dude that you have some trouble with social skills but would like to improve and start making friends. He'll help you.

>>37858986
fuck yeah. It's okay I will have several White children who will replace you, they will be follow the vocations of my people choose the path of a plumber, carpenter, electrician, mechanic, technician, engineer, construction laborer, astronaut, athlete, etc. Not just some monkey in the jungle.

>>37858986
I told you to show him anime 2 hours ago and didn't even get a (You). Fuck you for telling the other anon it was a good idea but not me.

>>37859028
>would like to improve and start making friends
A healthy relationship is never built upon a foundation of lies. Don't listen to this fag, OP.

>>37858986
I probably had it worse than you anon, stop using your past as a fucking excuse and your lucky you only have depressiong/axeitty im guessing

>>37859071
what happened anon?
did learning about only having multiculturalism in the west strike you as unfathomably unequal as well?

>>37858986
>The outcome of a horribly bad childhood.
It may or not justify your current situation, but at the end of the day you are the only one that can pull you out of your hole.
Stop feeling sorry for yourself and fix it, because self-pity certainly isn't bringing you anywhere.

>>37859028
fuck off cunt. cliche to say you don't know me or my life but u don't. I'm not neet cause I want to im neet cause I have to rn.
>>37859036
kys
>>37859039
its not the same thing. telling him I have an anime gf will weird him out and get him to leave me alone because he's scared I may cum in his ears when he sleeps lol. telling him about anime is just gonna make him think I'm a weeb who might want to be friends.
>>37859056
didn't plan on it, probably a fag failed normie
>>37859071
no You didn't and I'd wager 5 million dollars. this isn't a competition of self pity it's just the truth
>>37859102
am not pitying myself. just stating facts man. I'm trying to fix myself.i ve tried many things in the past but nothing works. I'm close to giving up and neeting for life. watever tho. I need a good long cry

>>37859274
post entire life story, you stinky fatboy

>>37859274
>I'm trying to fix myself.i ve tried many things in the past but nothing works.
So how about a story time? In case you want a second opinion, that is. Perhaps your road doesn't have a dead-end like you think it does.

>>37859320
please this, the cringe must go on.

>>37858297
Good voice for voice acting.

>>37858297
He wants you to say hi in the morning and in the evening to make sure you're still okay.

>>37859274
>would wager 5 million dollars
not the guy you're responding to, but the other night someone posted about how his mom had a stroke and his dad was forced to steal to take care of her medical bills, was caught and sent to prison where he was anally raped until he committed suicide while the mom had a 2nd stroke and died. Anon said the company his dad stole from was legally able to take his inheritance and was forced to live with his coked out abusive aunt throughout high school.

Not saying your life wasnt traumatic, because I don't fucking you know you, but lots of people on r9k have gone through terrible shit their entire life.

>>37859420
This, Like look anon iv'e had a pretty shit life too doesn't excuse being a fat NEET fuck

>>37859491
>needing an excuse to live the superior lifestyle
it's as if you want your life to stay shitty for as long as you have it

>>37859420
sounds like prime MILF pussy to me

>>37858297
Lol is this the pilot of a new TV show

I would watch this

>>37859320
>>37859332
>>37859335
>>37859351
>>37859420
>>37859491

I don't remember most of it, and I read when u don't remember childhood, You probably had an awful one.

I'm pretty sure my entire family bullied me my entire childhood so I grew up thinking abusive relationships were normal relationships

sounds tame in a way but it's really not. I don't really care about the past anymore. but the literal emotional energy from the trauma is still stuck inside of me and needs to be released. call me a hippie idc but there's so much shit in there and it fucks me up. I feel like I'm about to explode every second. My eyes are constantly shooting down (not because of nervousness, because of something else I can't explain ), which makes ppl think I'm a puss and that it's k to treat me like shit. that's why I stay in my room. self preservation. y would I leave when I know I'm going to get bullied for some shit I can't control. I need legit healing.

here's a clip of live five years ago inside of my house. pretty much normal shit.

https://youtu.be/FxvDu1_OYWw

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>>37858297
I would welcome the opportunity to be mentored by a sagelike african

>>37859544
lol your family and this guy calling you a fat fuck eh...real abusive I bet

>>37859544
Sounds like you had a tough time, just saying that when it's actually a common thing for anons to talk about how their fathers raped them throughout childhood, we shouldn't be telling anyone our life was worse.

I don't know what kind of healing you need, but I genuinely hope you find it one day. I probably sound like a fag right now, but you deserve to live a normal life if that's what you want.

>>37859544
fucking lift lol
you're gay

>>37859544
Damn anon. There's some black kids I grew up with who ended up in foster homes because of abusive parents. At least you're not with your parents now

>>37858297
Nigga said you can fuck his wife and you treat him like shit


Smh

>>37859544
what did you do?
ororaroo

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>>37858297
Fuck are you living with Big Man Tyrone or what?

>>37858297
Anon he seems like a genuinely nice person and you sound like you're about to have an embolism

>>37858055
please anon you must post the hot girl pepe directly underneath the one you were trying to show us

>>37859712
Op living with THE giga nigga

>>37859574
>>37859629
>>37859641
very abusive...... thanks for fucking understanding. I'll heal eventually I fucking hope.
>>37859633
fuck off this guy had literally lost all control. u can hear the savage beast in his voice. i'm lucky as fuck I had locked my door. I'd legit would have been dead.
>>37859667
kek just cause I was direct and honest doesn't make me a dick
>>37859679
my family was having a retarded argument and I went to record it for lulz. My sister saw me and told my brother.
>>37859712
kek just a skinny African man from ghana or something
>>37859714
being nice doesn't excuse u from being a intrusive fag let's be fkn honest

>>37859817
>my family was having a retarded argument and I went to record it for lulz. My sister saw me and told my brother.
How old were you? Because that's a pretty retarded thing to do.

>>37859817
were you dead when he got you?

>>37859817
>I went to record it for lulz
Come the fuck on, dude.

Hey Tony it's me ur landlord I need you to drive me

>>37859862
>>37859895
yeah, I know. I was like 16 or 17. still does not justify that kind of response. not even a little bit.
>>37859874
he texted me an apology an hour later kek
>>37860000
scared me for a second desu

>be chill African dude
>move to America with wife
>rent out room to save money and try to make an American friend
>guy who ends up moving in is a complete fatass NEET who shoves entire pizzas in his mouth and doesn't do anything for himself
>doesn't work, doesn't drive, doesn't even fucking leave his room
>doesn't even want to say hello to me or my wife
>i actually kinda feel bad for this guy. is this the future of American youth? maybe i should help him out
>tell him maybe he should take a walk sometimes or learn to drive or get a job or something, maybe he might make a few friends
>he gets very visibly frustrated and starts becoming rude and passive aggressive
>he starts recording me and puts our conversation on youtube
>bitches about me on a Cambodian mine-sweeping discussion board
>mfw

>>37860085
kys faggot. if he doesn't like my lifestyle he can kick me out and I can find a new place. instead of requesting things from me. and I wasn't rude or passive aggressive gtfo. You don't fucking know me you judgmental assfuck

>>37860108
I honestly think you need to reevaluate yourself, OP. You might actually find that you are being very very silly.
You should try do some reading, exercise and maybe even meditation instead of stuffing your face with pizza all day and watching youtube and gay cartoons. You might feel like a different person. You might even feel blessed that there is someone who cares about you instead of seeing him as an intrusion. You might even realize this 'childhood trauma' you had was actually not that bad, and than there are many who have it far worse and would love to trade lives with you and be in your situation.

He doesn't want to kick you out, OP. He just wants to help.

I'm with op. The obvs solution is to only venture out in the dead of night from now on.

>>37860186
this is why people go on fucking shooting sprees I swear dude. someone tells someone they are suffering badly and they reply "im sure it's not that bad". FUCK OFF. like I said I'm not wallowing in self pity. I'm just FUCKED. I would trade lives with some dude in Syria just so I can get bombed and be fucking dead already. God fucking damn.

>>37860072
>family having a fight, a very private moment
>kid finds humor in this for some shitty reason
>tries to film it
>brother gets mad at him
>plays dumb "what did I do??"
>brother goes nuts and threatens violence but apologizes later

>"yeah, I know it was retarded of me to try to film private moments of other people's lives"
>films landlord trying to be genuinely nice and help out someone whose had a rough childhood
>calls him an annoying faggot and makes a thread bitching about him

Outside of the landlord, you all sound like shitty people to me.

Growing up my brother would shove me to the wall for no reason. Once when he grabbed me before I fell into (and would maybe break) a piece of our mom's furniture he forced me to thank him for catching me. Would've been nice to receive an apology instead of being the one to apologize for being abused.

>>37857234
pro tip: he won't stop he will continue to batter you with borderline verbal abuse since normies love to spit on inferiors unless you tell him sternly to fuck off

>>37860248
this. OP is complete and utter fag
I would tell him to kill himself but that would mean the nice african man would have to find his stinking, fatass of a corpse and that wouldn't be so nice.

>>37860234
kek. yeah. that's what I'd figure I do. it's none of his fucking business. I don't get these people going "he's just trying to help". must be filthy liberals. unasked for help, for me atleast, with something like this, is annoying as fuck.

>>37860248


you're completely wrong but there's no point in trying to explain why. You have a very surface level understanding of things but that's understandable considering you're a complete outside observer rather than the person going through it all so I don't blame your ass.

>>37860279
Liberals are incapable of putting on other people's shoes. It is very common.

>>37858297
normies come in all shapes and sizes.

>>37858297
my god he won't stop talking after you basically told you to fuck off.

>>37860313
there's no point in making this thread either, but you still decided to try and humiliate a nice old dude on the internet.

I guess that's more important than making yourself look like less of an asshole yourself, huh?

>>37858297
whats a fuckin batman sounding NEET doing in some nigerian man's house?

>>37858297
god this hits close to home for some reason. i never had nigerian parents but i remember getting these talks from my older brother and spic dad who had slimier, more angry dialog. it made me scarred and uneasy and i hated it. sucks being a robot in anormies world.

>>37858079
You must be an hard person be around. No wonder you can't get laid lmao

>>37860279
You'll look back at these posts and you will feel very stupid.

Either way, I hope you can pull your head out of your ass eventually and get your shit together. People who choose suicide aren't the real cowards, it's people like you who refuse to better themselves and prefer a slow, withering death by doing nothing.

>>37857569
I agree with this Anon. He sounds like his life isn't shit tier and he knows what it takes to be around normans. OP is a freak.

>>37859817
Op you are fucked. That guy is just going to keep on pestering you and will end up hating your guts for being an antisocial recluse. Some people just can't mind their own shit, time to move out.

>>37860317
I'm sure. They act so holier than thou it's absolutely sickening.
>>37860337
unfortunately.
>>37860344
I don't understand how someone's mind works in that way. either kick me out or STFU
>>37860354
>nice old dude

you're obviously a liberal cuck. him being old means nothing and the fact that you felt the need to add that in says a lot about you and your pathetic condescending pity.
>>37860368
joker will never suspect
>>37860395
it's good your out of there. unfortunately for me I am not
>>37860412
holier than thou faggot

>>37859544
i-i want to upload a clip of me making a qt(fem) cry now :x

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>tfw will never live with some nigerian family in a room you are renting from them, watching their kids grow and being that white sheep in their family photos that they look back on and kek

>>37860455
your wambulance isnt coming, try calling out for more attention maybe.

>>37860437
I'll give it a few more days or weeks. if this family doesn't stop acting like I HAVE to be a part of it just because I live her I'm getting the fuck out asap.

>>37860474
that's unfortunate cause I really hope they would. holy fuck you're a faggot

>>37860434
>>37860404
>>37860354
>>37860278
>>37860186
These people don't know what the fuck they're talking about. When you share a flat you share it to save money not to fucking make friends. Every time i've done this i've minded my own shit the other guys have minded their own shit and everybody has gone on with their own lives. Why the hell is Op obliged to become beer buddies with some 45 year old african dude?. This shit isn't expected from anyone outside of college

the nigger just wanted some pizza ya fag kys

>>37860494
haha I dont need to be called a faggot by the
>m-m-m-my brother got mad at me once for being a fucking asshole to the rest of the family! :'(
guy

>>37860480
Yeah because I'm sure I'd feel comfortable too by having an autismo bomb ready to explode with my family around.
Next time don't try to live with one.

>>37860461
do it then, you stinky tripfag

>>37860455
well, you can always feign like your trying to "get better" from what i've observed from normies is that it's less of actually being a success and more of just looking like you are.

they probably pick on you because you look depressed and sound like batman. but just simple posture fixes and moreclear, uplifting voice will cause them to treat you better. i know that you kind of have to actually feel like it to do it but the art of deception is a skill. they will see you as worthy and treat you with respect.

>>37860507
thank you. exactly. these faggots just don't want to seem antisocial on a board that was practically made for antisocials. pathetic.
>>37860511
kek
>>37860532
you're trying too hard to seem "hardened" kys.
>>37860538
he needs to kick me out or STFU then. there doesn't need to be long talks. make an ultimatum. it's your house.

>>37860571
>kys
you first, buddy.

>>37860546
fuck me forgot about it, i-im too nervous now :(

>>37858297
Wow holy shit. I can hear the laziness and jadedness in your voice. The guy is trying to get through to you and say he's there for you, and hinting at getting your life in order. When you act the way you're describing it concerns people, he's concerned about you. You'd understand this if you weren't on the wrong side of the spectrum.

>>37860571
>he needs to kick me out or STFU then. there doesn't need to be long talks. make an ultimatum. it's your house.
That will be most likely the case if you don't get along with them. He tried to talk to you, after all.

>>37860614
stinky stinky *namefag, too ashamed to show his worth

>>37860621
ITS
NOT
HIS
BUSINESS

is that really that hard to understand???? honestly

>>37860561
my problem runs deeper.. I sound like a crybaby bitch but whatever. I really wish I could do this though. it's not bad advice.

my sister's boyfriend has been chewing my ass out about me being a NEET on neetbux every time I visit them

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>>37860674
that's lewd!

original

>>37860647
Not him but you got to understand this. When you approach or are approached by a normie you are OBLIGATED to abide by their social standards. You can't expect them to understand what they can't understand so you have to make yourself presentable or they'll chew you up. But only a normie can keep up such a facad.

I know that feel

>>37860749
I don't have to do shit nigga

I mean see where you're coming from

but fuck that

kick me out or STFU

OP pls record the conversation of you telling him about your anime gf

>>37860804
>kick me out or STFU

that's not how it works. you don't make the rules. He has every right to "bother" you every day until you man up and leave if it's that annoying.

>>37860647
Do something constructive. Stop wasting your life. Is that hard to understand? You leech off of society and get mad when it questions your behavior? At least he did it in a nice way.

>>37860822
I will lool
>>37860826
I pay for the room. I do make the rules. if he bothers me more I'll simply, leave, yes, but I'm not having any more conversations with him.
>>37860854
it's not your business or his what I do with my life. get that into your head.

>>37860854
"Do something constructive!. Stop wasting your life!. Is that hard to understand?." He said on 4chan.


Anon quotes of 2017.

>>37860804
Don't do shit? Then they will continue to chew you up, aren't real Africans used to walking into each others huts and taking shit because they know everyone? You are a double alien to this guy. They will lead you on for months, even years until their verbal abuse leads to its peak and they kick you out after DINING on your ass.

Even if you do stick up for yourself it will still look awful because it's his house. Do what he says or the first paragraph will be your fate.

>>37860878
>I make the rules because I pay for the room
lel I remember when I was 16.

How do u pee
Do you eat pizza everyday

>>37860910
it's simply moral. why would you be on someone's ass if they're PAYING YOU for a room? he's not my life coach. he can fuck right off. I don't care how nice he is.

Holy shit why are there so many retarded people trying to tell OP that he is obligated to talk to his roommate. I don't think that this African-American guy really is a bad person. Maybe he really is concerned about OP, but it's obvious OP doesn't want any help, at least not from this guy. If I was OP I would be really annoyed as well if some stranger kept trying to bother me with his personal social morals. OP is only obligated to pay for the rent and that's it. However, I do agree that OP could fix his life a little, but the way this annoying cunt is doing it isn't exactly the best way imo.

I had something similar happen to me.

>Rooming with two Chads
>They assume I'm a normie, ask questions like "what are you doing this weekend?"
>My answer was always "just chilling here"
>Eventually they realize I'm "just chilling here" every weekend
>One asks "so do you and your friends never go out?"
>I say I have friends but "I don't like them," make up stories about fake friends, etc
>Some days I'd just go for a night drive or go out to a restaurant alone just so they think I went somewhere
>Megachad has since moved, semichad still lives here
>He's actually very intelligent and understanding, has since stopped bothering me after I refused to "go out for a beer" like seven times (I actually would have but was always busy with work)
>The job I'm currently applying for requires "personal references" aka normie verification
>I have to suck up my pride and ask him if he'll be a reference (and two other friends from high school I haven't talked to in person for two years will also be used, I hope they don't actually contact them...)

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>>37860931
door in my room leads right to the bathroom I'm lucky as fuck.

today was my first time ordering pizza. it was good as fuck. might order it again tomorrow tehee

>>37860878
>it's not your business
>lives on neetbux

YOU LIVE OFF OF MY MONEY AND TELL ME YOUR RETARDED SOCIALLY INEPT ASS BEHAVIOR IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS?!

THE NERVE OF THIS MILLENNIAL.

GET

A

JOB

>>37860953
they sound fucking cool. I mean they're just oblivious it seems, blinded by the massive amount of social validation they've got over the years. they don't understand that someone might not have friends. this is a different situation though. this guy thinks it's his business to be on my ass. this dude had the nerve to say I'm his son now.

>>37859544
This also hits close to home, kek it was my big brother though in the other side of the door I also recorded it but I no longer have the phone that had the video.

>>37860997
>millennial
You mean non-Whites
Just look at their pathetic societies(excluding East Asia)
White NEETs are just waiting for the system to fall rather than work for a dying cuck civilization. Sharing the land with non-Whites makes me want to puke.

>>37860952
thank you. sometimes i can't stand r9k because they act like they are super well adjusted and shit.

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>>37860997
fuck off normie, gtfo this board
u dont know shit abouut what ppl like us had to go thru in life

>>37857234
Why dose that normie fag care? He's being payed. It's not like you're knocking holes in the wall or some shit.

>>37861044
that's what I don't get. dudes a fucking weirdo is the worst way.

>>37860953
Oh fuck I forgot the best part!

>New roommate moves into Chad's old room
>He's some Cambodian or Filipino guy, total autist but has a wife and kids back in Asia
>My autistic hermit behavior is completely shadowed by his
>He works for Uber all day
>Comes home at night and stands at the counter to eat (never sits and always stands in front of the fridge so you have to maneuver around him to get stuff)
>Most of the time says nothing, but will randomly start conversations about random topics, like at a totally random time he'll ask really loudly "DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS IN LONDON?!" or some random question about laws in America
>Yells at his wife on facetime while we're trying to eat in the kitchen (also while standing in front of the goddamn fridge)
>He catches fish from a nearby river that I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to fish from for health reasons, then cooks them up and stinks up the whole house
>Takes 30-45 minute shits and organizes the soap dispensers on the floor of the bathroom in a certain order, if I move them he'll always move them back in the same order without fail. I don't understand why he wants them on the floor... He also keeps a bucket in there I assume he uses to wash his ass.
>His room consists of a mattress on the floor and socks laid out on the floor in an organized manner
>He's currently rumaging around in his room at 1:30am, it sounds like he's scratching the wall

OP you need to invite an even bigger sperg to live with you so they forget how weird you are.

>>37861149
BAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>37861149
Why the fuck did you let that shitskin invade God's Holy Land?

>>37861028
>You mean non-Whites
True, actually. I had Mexican friends once who knew more about how to game the welfare system than any topic they learned about in school.

>>37861041
I've been through shit too. I've been rejected, harassed, beaten, all that good stuff. The difference is I choose to strive on, you gave up like a bitch. You don't realize how easy we have it. This is an extremely easy time to survive, and it's spoiled a lot of people with weak mentalities like yourself. If you had been born not just 150 years ago you would have been made to chop wood and catch your food, having to worry about the goddamn savage Indians invading your homestead and scalping your family, then you'd get drafted into a war to fight to free some niggers at the age of 13. You'd see unimaginable horrors by the time you'd become what we call a man today. It was like this for young men throughout history, yet in these times we have it so goddamn easy. You can literally sit in an office for 40 hours a week and live a better life than kings lived a thousand years ago, affording things they could have never dreamed of. You can buy a dirt bike and go explore nature. You can jump out of a plane and sail to the ground safely. You can visit other countries, and see all of the wonders of the world in a single lifetime. Instead you sit in your room and watch cartoons of schoolgirls. You call wagies cucks? You my friend are the cuck.

>>37858297
Holy fuck man you sound so disgusting and fat. That guy also sounds very sincere stop being such a spergy faggot.

>>37861190
Those aren't even the most funny stories. I work as a security guard (he calls it my "jobbie") but he thinks I'm a cop, that's why he keeps asking me about laws. He keeps getting pulled over because he probably drives like it's Cambodia, so he asks me about the driving laws like I'm an expert on them. His car has all these dents in it and one time I heard banging and looked out the window and he was hammering his bumper back on. I can only imagine what his Uber customers have experienced with him. I'm busting up right now imagining him driving badly then at some random time blurting out "DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS?!" in his hilarious accent. Oh god I have to find his review page!

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>>37861268
>BOOOHOOO I HAVE BEEN HARASSED AND BEATEN :((((( FEEL SORRY FOR ME WEEEEEEEEE
honestly kill yourself, your suffering wouldnt even come close to the shit i have witnessed

>>37860278
I agree with you man OP is a fat senseless disgusting fuck and that African man sees potential or good in him but OP is too busy being a fatass

poor guy was probably excited about getting a roommate he could party and fuck chicks with. he got a fucking pathetic loser dweeb instead.

>>37861378
please explain then. All you've said so far of your horrible traumatizing past is that your family once got mad at you for being a dumbass.

>>37861371
LMFAO MORE

>>37861476
He's a dirty fucking spic leeching off the White man's hard work.

>>37861340
>>37861382
>>37861424
lol faggots. he can kick me out or stfu for the fifth time. it's not his business. he has a wife and kids.

>>37861524
white men have never worked hard
it was thanks to black slavery and today modern asian slavery that white men stays rich

>>37861476
that's not me..some random faggot. fuck off tho

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>>37861609
99% of Whites worked to get by in life. You're talking about the %1

All these wannabe normies in this thread. Off yourselves. I'm rooming with two other guys and we go weeks without seeing or talking to each other. We just know personal space, OP's roommate is out of line. You're there to reduce cost, not become buddies. Is your roommate the owner of the place? If he is, move out immediately. If he isn't then you can ignore him all you want and he can do nothing. You're on the lease, you have every right to live however you want.

>>37861629
opportinies for 99% whites are made because of the slavery that the 1% has put effort into it. lrn basic economy fgt

>>37861660
explain how picking cotton benefitted Whites who built homes from lumber they chopped up and eating food they grew or bought with money from being a blacksmith, tailor, miner, fisherman, etc.

>>37861653
>wannabe normies

op here

EXACTLY. these faggots try so hard to seem normal it's fucking sickening. they pat each other on the back because they're so nice and understanding it's annoying as hell. they don't understand the fact that I'm paying him for the room not life coaching. this is why I hate r9k. everyone hates normies but everyone wants to be a normie. it's so goddamn annoying sometimes. The most autistic ones are the fastest to call others autistic.

>>37861682
Your infrastructure wouldn't have been paid or electronics without a loan from the jew, or republicans and (((they))) obtained money thru slavery
Stay ignorant whitey

>>37861730
There were no loans in the good old days, things got built for the sake of building them. Only rich people obtained money through slavery, the rest worked their way towards building the greatest nation on Earth using nothing but scratch and their European heritage.

>>37861521
He also yells at his wife while shitting. Like you'll hear him rip a massive fart then yell at her in chinkspeak. I can't help but wonder if he's on facetime while doing it.

The head roommate that sends off the checks to the landlord (Chad) always sends group texts with the cost of utilities and he sometimes sends weird texts back like "text message not received, system error *random number*" I think he's trying to get out of paying the utilities. Chad will also send group texts to have "house meetings" about house related stuff and he'll always refuse and say stuff like "NO NEED FOR MEETING. EVERYTHING IS FINE." The meetings are actually a pointless waste of time where Chad tells us we need to do all the dishes because he doesn't have time...

>>37858297
Why you smacking into the microphone you fucking twat? Kys.

>>37861794
fuck off, those fries were good as fuck. it was an accident, anyway.

>>37861688
True.

I've gone months at a time without even talking to another person and those are the only times I'm truly happy. Why is it bad to sit in front of a screen all day and do what you want? Because some Chad seems happy doing the opposite? I don't want a normie life. I just want to take the paths of least resistance. I don't want to work hard for a good job, I don't want to form close relationships with people. I just want to be alone. Failed normies won't understand this.

I don't need to feel accomplished to brag to my peers. I want to be invisible to people and just be left to do what I want. That's why your roommate makes me fucking furious. He thinks he's helping, but it's a complete disregard for any lifestyle than a normie one.

r9k is just a bunch of failed normies, there's no place for true robots to go

>>37858297
I don't think he's being a cunt, but I definitely think he may be out of line.

>>37859274
unless you was a child sex slave I don't see how you can be worse

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>this entire thread
Wewwwwwwww, I love it when some absolute brainlet robot makes a thread thinking he's somehow in the right and gets shat on. Maybe go out of your room every now and then and stop eating so many pizzas and he'll stop bothering you, you fat fuck

>>37861921
You could always go to wizardchan or something, assuming you're still a virgin. I haven't been on in a while but last time I was there it seemed alright

>>37862996
>thinking I give a fuck about what these guys have to say.

I still think I'm right and nothing is changing that.

>>37858297
you're actually disgusting. You don't deserve him. Are you eating while recording? Even your chewing is without life, shameful really

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>tfw no manic pixie dream nigger to turn your disgusting neet life around with African tribal shaman sage advice
why live?

>>37863507
>you don't deserve him

LOL do you hear yourself? You fucking faggot? I never asked for him! all I asked for was the room!
>>37863557
LMFAO

>>37860953
>>37861149
>>37861371
>>37861776
post more stories about the absolute chink madman

>be NEET
>live alone
Why do more NEETs not do this? You can rent a decent sized (600 sq ft or so) house in some flyover state's rural zone for under $400/mo. My city has a walmart for food and decent but pricey internet. Literally all i need.

>>37863960
where do I find these places?????

>>37863960
how do you get around? bike?

i need to start planning this I live in Brooklyn as a NEET my parents are pushing 70 and in poor health and will probably drop dead soon

are psych meds and psychiatrists easy to come by in rural areas I hear they're not and if I don't get them I'll probably end up in prison

It's a balance OP. I houseshared with people in college for a while, go out of your room to make tea or coffee or something once or twice a day, if they even just see you doing stuff they'll be less inclined to think you're socially retarded. Have a quick chat if they approach then make up an excuse to go back to your room.

It's not that hard.

>>37863982
I found this on CL. It was sketchy (no pictures) and it IS rundown, but i dont give a shit.
>>37864009
Bike ( i have a faggy little trailer for it so i can carry a month of food in 1 trip) and my town has a cheap shuttle service. I have no idea about meds, but its probably not too big of a hassle, there are a fuckton of old people here and the town has a hospital. I think there is a place for psych shit.

Its all on a town by town basis on what services they have. Make sure to do research.

>>37858297
How is that weird when you are living in his fucking house lol. How is living in another mans house not fucking weird?

He literally just wants you to say hi every now and then to make sure you didn't kill yourself in his house.

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>>37863960
>>37863960
I do this but it's the reason I live paycheck to paycheck. At least when I go home I can just do as little as I want without some fucking normie trying to talk to me.

>>37864070
it's not like he's letting me live here for free. I'm PAYING. he has no say in what I do or how I live. is that hard for you idiotic bleeding heart liberals to understand?

>>37864009
>parents pushing 70
Your parents either had you in their 30s and you're in your 40s, or your in your 30s and your parents had you in their fucking 40s...

>>37864093
Same. I have about $80 at the end of the month for whatever.
>X220/230
Literally robot: the laptop alongside its larger brethren. Replace that dvd drive for a hdd if you havent already.

>>37864061
how are the town's people like? do they bother you? being that weird hermit on neetbux in a small town like that must be rife with problems
>>37864118
>or your in your 30s and your parents had you in their fucking 40s...
I'm in my late 20s...yeah my parents had my late in my life. probably why I'm so defective.

the scary thing of course is this is becoming alarmingly common no wonder the next generation is so autistic and useless

Cest la vie

>>37864098
Lol you think Im a liberal because I said you should be able to say hi to the nigga housing you and then laughed at you for staying in another mans house?

Also don't lie to me. I know he has no say in how you live but I bet there are rules you already agreed on to stay there which means he did have a say in what you do. Don't be fucking retarded for edgyness sake.

>>37857234
>>I tell him I'm not paying him for life advice

I'm sure you looked him right in the foot and said in a stern voice "Y-you t-t-t-t-t-too........"

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>>37861149
please tell us everything you know about this man

>>37864171
>how are the town's people like? do they bother you? being that weird hermit on neetbux in a small town like that must be rife with problems
I dont talk with anyone unless they are the bus driver or work at the business i am currently buying shit from.
Its not that small, there are 5k people living here, most of them white folks over 25 so i guess they are mature enough to not be cunts.

>>37864173
desu you're obviously a dumb nigger with a small mind that laughs at people for "staying in another man's house". only dumb actual niggers say shit like that lmao

he didn't give me any rules. don't know what the fuck you're talking about. he wants me to watch TV with them and shit. that's insane to tell someone you're renting a room out to.
>>37864197
you can hear it in the recording. he cuts me off but if you listen close enough you can hear it. doesn't really matter though. not everyone is as timid as you.

>>37864225
Honestly it doesn't matter. You already know what you want and you just want other people to tell you what you want. Do whatever. If you can just find another room for a similar price do it. What else do you want? You want to just be faggots together and talk in secret neet language? DEsu Desu robot beep zoop nigga.

>>37864273
app I'm using changes "t-b-h" to desu

anyways bugger off mate you're all over the place and of no help.

unless he kicks me out I'm keeping on the way I have.

OP is faggot who will warm up to his benevolent African land Lord eventually

Either that or he will get his ass beat. Be careful OP African immigrants tend to get super insecure if you don't reciprocate their kindness

>>37857234
Introduce him to ne neet life, then he will understand and probavly be jelly of you

damn. i should rent rooms to autismos like you.

You aren't paying for the advice because he is giving it away for free

>>37858986
Let me guess, both of your parents were shot?

>>37861682
all those others professionals who didn't own slaves that were white were much better off financially due to the low price of the goods the slave owners sold that they could only sell at such low prices because they had to compete with other slave owners who also had low costs of labour. The consequence was more money for other stuff than those goods, thus white normie non-1% were better off due to slavery practiced by the 1%, not much unlike how we bought cheap but functional chinese produced things and still largely do that we would have to pay tripple for if produced with domestic white labour.

>>37865149
I forgot to add, also there were jobs that opened up supervising and managing slaves for the 1(.6)%. The gravy train trickled down. Reagan would be proud of this tricklenomics.

>>37864866
nope. I don't talk about my issues because no one gets it and always tries to minimize it. so I just keep it to myself.

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>>37857569
>>Fat faggot who eats entire pizzas at a time moves in

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>>37858297
KEK i can hear your fat ass smacking your lips this is great. Based Tony

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>>37864093
those sunglasses my nigga

>shits on liberals
>wants people to feel bad for him
you sound like a libcuck

>>37865672
obviously a triggered lib

>>37865346
>T. Orphan

He might be trying to steal your shit

>"I want someone to save me from my shit life"
>someone does
>"Holy shit fuck off!"

I don't understand

op, are you italian?

also, please record every conversation you have wtih this guy and upload to youtube.

>>37867235
never said I needed someone to save me
>>37867273
no. although my name is Tony. kek

yeah, sure.

>>37861149
you need to post more

is it possible to get NEETbux for accomodation if I have parents willing to house me? I really want to move out even if I have to move in with normie roommate.

>>37861008
holy kek. stop being a faggot and let daddy help you. go for a fucking walk and maybe he'll help you get a job. Just think in 3 months you could be a normal employed fat loner, maybe a year from now you'll have a friend and social skills

>>37865149
Few people in the south benefited from the cheap prices of cotton.

>>37868170
it's just not that simple. i wish it was though.

>>37858297
This batman mouth asmr is great.

>>37858297
tfw no nigerian dadbro to help me out of my neet life

>>37858297
>I am a human

>....*grunt* True....


God damn my sides have left the planet

You're in the right OP. I hate how normies think. Annoying intrusive shits. Even in this thread they're jacking off all over the place like a bunch of self-righteous cunts. Christ.

>>37860647
well you're renting a room and living in his house, so it kind of is his business. Maybe make it clear to him that your ""difficult childhood"" is why you're such a neet shut-in. If you lie and say you're working on improving yourself he might leave you alone.

>>37857234
How'd you get a roommate?

This thread is exactly what's wrong with /r9k/
>OP shares interesting story and looks for empathy/sympathy from fellow robots
>Normalfags get ragie and start berating him for no reason
Suck a fat cock normalfags. OP is paying rent, he doesn't have to do shit. He isn't a fucking chauffeur. If OP's neetbux are sufficient to pay for living expenses then why the fuck would he get a job. Shouldn't you dumb wagies be at your jobs anyways?

Tony, it's your landlord. Why is your door always locked? What are you doing in there? Not eating pizza and masturbating to Chinese cartoons are you?

I need you to drive me to church, get the chauffeurs cap!

>>37869910
>not knowing what a chauffeur is.

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>>37858297
You sound cute, Anon. Can you mumble in my ears on Skype at night?

>>37857234
You should leave the man alone and kys to be honest. I don't know why scumfucks like you are allowed to live.

>>37869285
holy shit thank you for being sane
>>37869357
he might dismiss what I say, which will annoy me even more. but I will try.
>>37869359
saw his number on a flyer. called it. bang boom.
>>37869472
THIS. IS. SANITY.
>>37870123
I thought I sounded cute too. everyone said I sound fat though. maybe they're jealous.

maybe ;)

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>>37858297
Not only are you a faggot, you've also got shit taste in anime.

>>37859720
Lol no fuck off that's mine and mine alone go draw your own porn I ain't no 4chan mod who works for free

Jk mods are alright in my books

>>37861149
I ACTUALLY FUCKING LAUGHED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHHAHA

say what you want about op but he delivered

>>37858297

>expect some dudebro berating you under the guise of "help"
>it's just some old dude that sounds genuinely concerned

This board is fucking retarded, bunch of fucking victims.

>>37858297
>those fucking chewing sounds

I'm not watching this shit, fatso.

>>37871356
>being so much of a faggot he went through my liked videos

>>37858055
Nice Pepe man, I saved it myself.

>>37871352
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>>37859720
>>37871430
He didn't even draw that one.

Are you from moco?

>>37857943
>tfw my wall actually looks like this

i don't even do it intentionally i've got a trash can i use to collect the fluids at my fap station

but, when you're doing it everyday for years sometimes a little bit misses here or there

especially when it comes up on you super fast and you're scrambling to catch it in time yknow?

>>37858297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgT4sjRiLAY

o-rig-inal

>>37873168
I've lived there. I live in hoco now, I think.

>>37873298
can't your roomie hear you saying that?

>>37873298
who was the cutie in the end?

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>>37873414
>>37873435
>being this new
how can you not know
who that
is

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>>37858297
Rare pic of a faggot

Niggeriginal

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>>37858297
>that one time joker was a rastafarian

>>37873641
wtf I have been here for six months my dude I think I'm qualified for an explanation on who that man is

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>>37873907
>6 months
inb4 admin anal pulverization

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>>37861019
>I also recorded it but I no longer have the phone that had the video.

thanks for the info anon

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>>37861149
>it sounds like he's scratching the wall

greentext moar about this lovely madman

I wish I could move in with a fatherly African man who would help me straighten my life out in exchange for a few rides and a hello in the morning.