>just spent 200$ on a jack-off machine *sigh*

Dat sweet robot pussy

How does it feel?
Good?
Kinky?
Like a robot jacking you?
Do you use lotion with it?
Is it better than your hand?

>>37856117
what's it like having money to burn?

Hey, while we're here, has anybody ever bought one of those hand-pump blowjob onaholes from J-list? I bought it on impulse and I'm waiting for it to arrive, but I wonder if it will be too tight for my huge caucasian wang, and thus won't actually effectively blow me when I squeeze the hand-pump.

What do you think?

>>37856238
it hasn't got here yet.

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>>37856117
Hopefully it doesn't malfunction and tear your dick off.

>>37856117

that looks like a twinky wearing pearls

I had one. Broke after a few months. Not worth the money.

>>37856117
HAVE A SAD CUM BB

bjdchurhki

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>>37856117
I just spent $70 on a fake cartoon horse dick. I'm not sure which one of us is worse.