>hold a baby >uncontrollable urge to drop it kicks in

>>37856057
Sounds like you're having flashbacks to when you were held as a baby, you fucking retard.

>>37856057
>uncontrollable
So... uh does that mean you did it?

>>37856074
Wow anon, who touched you as a kid?

Not bad OP. Half the people here would be fighting the urge to rape it.

it's cognitive dissonance anon. same thing that happens when you stand by a cliff and feel the urge to jump off. it's actually a sign of your programmed need to protect babies and not jump off cliffs.

First time, I read "uncontrollable urge to drop kick it" and had a good giggle.

>>37856074
fpbp tbqhwy desu senpai

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I have intrusive thoughts, too.
>alone
>feel urge to stab eardrums with pen

>live in high rise
>don't jump out
>don't throw iPod out

>on those ski lift, swing type rides
>ask friends for help because obsessed with jumping

>at fancy cocktail party with university
>don't say nigger

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