ask a guy with hemorrhoids anything pic not related

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does it feel nice to scratch?

>>37855655
its pretty tits, yeah 8/10

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>>37855630
I'm literally going through the worst case of hemorrhoids right now OP.
It hurts so fucking much, which is why I'm drinking copious amounts of Rum and Vodka to dull the pain.
I blame eating Charlie Kelly-tier amounts of cheese.
Thank God for alcohol.

Pea-sized hemmorhoid or monster one?

>>37855718
im actually afraid to look at it or feel it, but im sure its a hemorrhoid

pic or it you don't have it

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>>37855742
here comes the real questions

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< take a shower you prbly look like this rn

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>>37855630
>tfw i shit blood everytime i poop
>tfw its been happening for such a long time i dont even care

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>mfw I get hemorrhoids

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>>37855836
Not OP but I took a half-hour bath recently and that didn't do shit.

Have you popped any? Eaten the blood?

>>37855882
its the itching and just the fact that i have a little fucking sack around my ass

>>37855918
you need to take 10min warm baths everyday

>>37855919
Is it possible to even pop it?
Are we talking about the same thing here?

>>37855951
I don't know. I always thought hemroids were balls of blood that formed on the ass and hung there

>>37855929
mine dont really itch they just heal.
wtf is a sack around your ass

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>>37855945
>It lasts more than one day
Please tell me it doesn't last this long

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>>37855986
ive had this shit for about a month

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>>37855978
My understanding of hemarrahoids is that they are swollen vessels inside and around your anus that form because of straining.
I don't know what you people are talking about when you say they are literal objects like zits that need to be popped.
Please excuse my autism.

>>37856006
Bleeding while you shit or actual holy shit I can't even sit down properly?

Be honest.

>>37856037
it just itches like crazy and hurts from time to time
never thought of it being a hemorrhoid

>>37856017
*hemorrhoids
Originally

>>37856070
I don't know why you people want to itch it.
I don't feel like it's itchy at all, it just burns.

It's feels like I'm shitting razor blades, is that hemorrhoids?

Shitposting hurts

>>37855630
>>37855707
As someone who's had to deal with hemorrhoids multiple times, I know that feel, bros. Best of luck to you.

>>37856442
Yeah
Origno

>not giving yourself enemas to prevent straining and taking blood pressure meds to keep from getting them

Bakas.