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First Post, Pls dont be mean 2017-06-21 01:53:56 Post No. 37855180
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ITT, Embarrassing Runins with classmates or people at extremely inconvenient times. Just a quick story from about a year ago. Since its summer time I thought Id share this embarrassing story. Believe it or not, its actually true.
>Be me
>16, 6.1, Average Looking, Nothing special but not gross
>Im more of a By the Book kinda guy
>My friend, however, is rebellious, lets call him John
>He starts smoking weed, but I stay away for the first 2 years
>Sophomore year, 2016
>Go over to my other friends house
>John comes with
>Crackouttheweed.policesirens
>Come on Anon, you only live once
>So I take some puffs of a gravity bong
>DoesntFeelSoBad.smokerscough
>Within minutes Im potato
>Everyone wants drinks
>Mind you, Im good at talking, and respectful since Im by the book
>Hey guys, Ill go grab some drinks since Im okay with talking
>Everyone agrees and hands me money
>Like a retarded walrus, I barely make it down the stairs
>Luckily the parents were gone because I made shit tons of noise.
>Friend lives in a ghetto.complex type area, so there was a 711 literally right behind his house
>Walk into this 711
>WhyWontMyLegStopFuckingShaking.jpg
>Go over to the drink section, grab a coke
>No, 2
>No,3
>No, howabout 7
>So Im sitting here, trying to juggle 3 5 dolla bills, a 20, and like 37 singles, and 7 Liters of coke
>I hear the door open, and girls giggling
I hate this ASCII chat restriction, part 1 of 2
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>>37855180
>ending on a cliffhanger
hurry up faggot i want to read part 2
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>Mind you, Im also a giggling mess
>Girls walk over, I make Chink Eye to Normal Eye contact
>I notice something
>SweatingBucketsAndShittingSpeggetti.pang
>Its a 9.10 Chick who I had a crush on and sat next to me In Earth Science
>And Her 8.5.10 Friend
>FuckingLegWontStopShaking.WeedBreath
2 of IDk sorry
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>Hey Anon Didnt know you lived around here hehe
>Uhh. yeah thats uh.. me. I dont
>FuckingLegsAreJellyAtThisPoint.ing
>I Quickly Turn And Fast Walk Away
>Hear them talking but fuck it, its summer theyll never remember me
>Go To the counter, say hi, make small talk, then realize I need to pay
>Try to find my money but I have like 40 bills for a 14 dollar buy
>Start doing math in my head
>Not even addition. Fucking Quadratic equations and Unit Conversions
>Drop all my money on the floor
>InitatingSpins.BadTrip
>MyLegsDontFuckingExistAnymoreLMAO.SugarTits
>Trying to Pick up the money when a hand reaches down and grabs some of my money
>Look up
3 of idk ASCII is being mean
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>ItsTheFuckingPolice.WeedThoughts
>Nope, Just 9.10
>She Looks scared for me, and confused, and a little curious
>I say thanks them proceed to spew bible verses
>She looks so fucking confused
>I just giggle to myself and pay the rest
>I cant hear her over the sound of my giggling inside my head
>Head Towards the door
>Drop a can of coke
>FUCKING N word
>Look back
4 out of 5
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>Shit, I just said that, and shes looking at me, wide mouthed
>Clerk yells something, but I already picked up my can and Usain bolted back to my friends place
>John asks me what happened, why Im so sweaty
>Drop to the floor
>MyFuckingLegsHurt.max
>Sugar Tits
>Pass out for around 22 hours
Never saw 9.10 again, but I had class with 8.5 the following year. She talked to me a little, but Im a beta male so the only things I said to her were yes, no and sorry.
Sorry about the story being very long to convey, Im new here and ASC is mean
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