/britfeel/

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Never forget. rip all the "british" people.

Must wake up at 12pm tommorow, I don't fucking know how cause I woke up at 7pm. I'll never fall asleep

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Drop the bass

>wake up 4pm
>have a shower
>at 8pm order a two for tuesday from dominos
>eat the two large pizzas
>have a wank to some bimbos
>have a shit
>it's 2am

been a good day

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Britisher won't recover from this

>>37854241
How can you manage two? I just about got through one tonight (a hot/spicy). Really should've got medium because I feel like crap after.

Sweating lads xx

>>37854271
Yeah me too lad it's horrible haha

>>37854270
it's literally the only thing i ate that day and i didn't really eat the day before

that being said i can eat quite a lot for my size, i'm 65kg so pretty underweight but i probably have some kind of starvation mode thing going on

sitting here only in underwear and not sweating :^)

>>37854317
just had a wank so im sat with my pants round my ankle haha xx, quite cold though since my window is open and its no longer heatwave here

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I'm too cool for school, lads

>tfw paper towels and bowl of water in my room
>tfw soaking the towel and laying it over your chest

Such a nice feeling in this weather.

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>cold shower
>water is warm

might hug a pillow and pretend its someone else again to try get to sleep lads haha

>>37854418
You like a bit like someone I know
Please remove sunglasses

Bloody helicopters when will they learn

>>37854452
>tfw hot water still blistering hot a day later despite not having it heated

i don't think it's that hot

>>37854418
Looking cool there lad xx

am in crutches and would like to get a pizza
but how would I move it?

too big for a backpack

>>37854591
Get a smaller sized pizza fatty.

>>37854621
no >:(

[adding entropy]

>>37854591
order for delivery and ask the man to bring it to the table .

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>>37854645
Then you deserve to starve you fat piggy.

>tfw might cook my Asda CYO pizza to spite you lad.

fucking hate spiders lads. I'm genuinely terrified of them

>>37854695
Who delivers pizza at half 2 in the morn lad?

>>37854774
Not him but loads of places do

>>37854774

Domino's. Though I don't know if availability varies from store-to-store. They give you a holyfuckitslate discount too.

>>37854805
>>37854841
Not in my area sadly.

Only place near me open is McDees.

Anyone bored of the UK?
Well, tired of it's dullness more than anything. All the shitty town centres look the same, it's really dampening my mood, there's nothing interesting near me.
I guess you could say this about any place you live for any extended period of time, I don't really know where I'm going with this. Maybe I need to move to a different country for a few years.

>>37855038
Considering it myself desu, I'm not doing bad work wise these days but i feel in a rut

It's only a week and a half since the end of exams and dominos have already stopped doing 24 hours delivery to my house

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>already over half way to 2018

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>>37855038
Bored of life in general lad.

Everything just becomes shit the older you get.

>>37855212
>tfw three years have passed in the blink of an eye

Where'd it all go wrong?

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>>37855212

>we're only 5 years away from 2030

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>>37855301
>>37855322
the london olympics and gangnam style was 5 years ago

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>>37855038
legit just did this about a year ago
>finish GCSEs
>bored of rain and wales in general
>move to Japan for 6th form
feels good desu mate

>>37855365
underage out

oiririr

>>37855038
I cant remeber things being this bad and Im pretty old, you arent imagining it.
Its a combo of austerity, insane cost of living, a government without any direction and the collapse of community since the 70s. I genuinely wonder what the point of living in the UK is supposed to be. Were an island of depressed masochists.

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Just when I think I'm winning
When I've broken every door
The ghosts of my life
Blow wilder than before

Just when I thought I could not be stopped
When my chance came to be king
The ghosts of my life
Blew wilder than the wind

>>37854167

hoping we get a mad thunderstorm tomorrow to make up for all this shit

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Too depressed haha

>>37855954
hahaha lad, I'm probably going to kill myself if it doesn't get any better haha

>>37856016
can't wait for the sweet abyss to swallow my pathetic life lad haha

>>37856045
but i'm quite scared of death still haha

Based Huw

https://youtu.be/7citSnGZ_7s

>>37856093
same haha

original

not being funny lads, but why did us brits end up calling cigarettes "fags"?

>>37856183
"Hand rolled cigarettes often have loose strands of tobacco sticking out of the end. These were thought to resemble the cut, and frayed end of a piece of rope, called the fag-end. Cigarettes were therefore referred to as fag ends, quickly shortened to fags."

apparently.

>>37856402

cheers laddy, was just about to go to bed because i thought no one else was here

but wait hold on, how come the frayed end of the rope was called a fag end?

>>37856451
that's tomorrow night's story

I have so much I want to type and never have the energy to do it, I just lurk now

Te jobcentre told me to register with local agencies. I went to several and handed in my CV. I'm in my mid twenties and haven't had a job in five years and everyone pointed out my huge gap in experience and strait up told me that I probably wasn't going to get a job anytime soon. I went down to charity shop to volunteer for experience. Literally every major charity wants a cv and references because so many people want to volunteer these days. When Age Concern literally reject you for not being experienced enough you know it's time to end it.

>>37856093
You literally can't experience death. It can't harm you because there is no you.

>>37856880
I know that feel. I have a 2 year NEET gap in my CV and it's really hard to get anything at all.

I wonder what employers think when they see such a big gap. Do they know we've been aimless NEETs? Or do they assume we've been in prison or something?

>>37856905
It brings up the issue of why we were not doing anything and if it a symptom of a problem that makes you a liability.

>>37856905
Just say travelling lad and memorise a string of cities in asia or D E S I G N A T E D streets in india to reel off

>>37856985
Bleh, no wonder why they say you never really recover from being part of the long-term unemployed

>>37857067
Is it really acceptable to be travelling for 2 years, or 5 years? Is that believable?

>>37856880
Just tell them you ran a dropshipping business from home that fell through or you still have it going but it's not covering all expenses and you're to return to normal employment in the meantime.

Then just list all the bullshit skills you have from that like meeting customer demand, just research what it's like, memorize it and turn it into experience and fake it until you make it.

Fuck the system

>>37857084
>Is that believable
Yeah man normies do that shit all the time "double gap yah"

So I still have snapchat installed on my phone from years ago, I was looking through it.

I accidentally clicked on someones name on snapchat, I pressed a letter but held down on it so it wouldn't type and then quit

Will they still get a notification saying i was typing at 3am

>>37856880
>>37856905
>was NEET for 4 years
>had never worked a day in my life
>forced by mummy and daddy to get a job or get kicked out
>download a CV template and proceed to fabricate everything besides my name and address
>say I worked at a propane company for 4 years, but place was closed down
>provide number of "manager", which was really just a burner that I bought just in case someone called to check my reference
>first place I interview at actually calls the number
>answer it, talk in a slightly deeper voice and basically sell myself as the best employee ever
>get the job 3 days later


Just lie you tards

>>37857304
Yep. Just delete your snapchat, babe

>>37857333
they'll still get the notification, all I can hope is they dont use it anymore

>>37857310
fucking bobby hill tier stuff

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>tfw enjoying the last hours of comfy /britfeel/ before the normies wake up and it starts getting boiling hot again

>>37857822
tonight definitely felt a bit cooler than last night.

hoping we get a thunderstorm soon.

>>37857967
>>37857822
just one more day and then it's going to cool down again

gonna be the hottest day so far though, i hope you've got your fans ready

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>>37858078
I've got pic related arriving today.

Hoping it arrives early on this morning and not at like fucking 4pm. I wanna be comfy.

>>37858129
wow fucking jealous lad

>>37858129
Can't you just get a fan

>>37858129
>buy this
>it stops being hot a week later

>>37858437
I have one on full blast right now.
It does nothing. It just moves hot air around. Borderline useless.

>>37858456
>It gets hot again later in the summer
>It gets cold through winter
>It gets hot again next summer
>Everyone's bitching and moaning that it's too fucking hot or cold
>There I am in a comfy room which is the same comfy temperature all year round

>>37858456
bet you'd have said this when i bought two fans last summer

then this summer im nice and cool when fans are all selling out

>>37854774
Cities

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>>37858129
>Not getting a 2nd hand one for 30 quid

Been having lightning fast wanks to insta girls instead of long and sometimes depressing ones to porn/imagination. Definitely a good move.

New experiment today lads.

Gonna leave my windows and curtains closed today while I'm at work instead of opening.

In theory the hot air wont be able to get in.

>>37858865
Spending 200+ on air conditioning
Wonder how long until his parents lose their shit at the huge change in their eleccy bill.

>>37859212
If anyone has any recommendations of ig slags let me know btw.

>>37859325
Don't do it lad. You'll come home to Glenfall Towers heat.

fucking hell, lucid dream orgasms are amazing way better than self initiated, just had two very close together.

Last night was a pretty cool night and I still woke up 3 times and had bad sleep.

Tonight will be death.

>check weather
>apparently due for a cheeky thunderstorm later

maximum comfy, better fucking happen

>>37859445

It's been thundering in Newcastle for an hour now, it's so good.

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Mosque attacker confirmed for ISIS

>Muslim terrorist attack in France and Belgium yesterday

Ah back to normal

>>37859469
>>37859445
It's still hot here down south. Hopefully get relief soon.

Watching a prison show where people are happy to tell they're snitches.

Fucking hell lads.

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>>37859445
>>37859469
ALRIGHT FOR SOME

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/regents-park-man-tasered-after-attacking-people-and-waving-shoehorn-near-mosque-a3569481.html

Whitey back at it.

>>37859654
>not mention of skin colour
he was a muslim

goodbye Bruno. I miss you.

>>37859693
You see he's white in the video.
>>37859756
What's wrong mate, did he leg it?

>>37859756
>Bruno
Is that your doggo?

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Should I report all these people?

>>37859830
Yes. Hate speech are illegal now.

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>>37859878
Yes it is. Especially here on /britfeel/

>>37859905
What, I love Sadiq now.

This is a weird post but I just want to say I appreciate you guys for using the same, unique thread name for your general so I can filter it.

The hug fags are extremely against having one for whatever fucking reason

>>37860089
They're attention seekers. They want people to notice them, even if it's hate.

>Filter you guys.
And yet everyday you post here about filtering us.
Sure that filter works lad?

fugg, got a suspicious white stain on my pants lads. it's defo spunk.
only downside to wearing black pants eh. ah well such is life

>>37860111
I removed the filter just to say thanks, dummy. Also it's my first time ever posting in /britfeel/ so whoever you're talking about isn't me.

Didn't mean to sound rude, it's a genuine thank you. I'm aware filter sounds negative, it's just I'm not British and don't feel the need to discuss with you guys. Anyways this will be my last post, thanks.

>>37860154
lad your virility will turn women on when they see it

>>37860199
hope not.
i don't want anyone in my life desu.

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FEE FI FO FUCK
I SMELL THE BLOOD OF AN
ENGLISH KEK
BE HE LIVE
OR BE DEAD
I'LL GRIND HIS BONES
TO BAKE MY BREAD

I fucking hate Americans with every fiber of my being, I wish these dumb fat fucks would just disappear

I wish it would rain desu. I'm sick of seeing the normies enjoying themselves.

going to watch wimbledon this year desu

actually have an interest in the sport and can appreciate it after reading infinite jest desu

>>37860485
We hate you too cunt

>>37860485
Well lad you found a good way to draw the yanks out of hiding.

>>37860583
everyone knows the obnoxious cunts can't take an insult

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Morning lads! What are you doing today then?

I need to go into town and get some bank stuff sorted. Going to buy some estrogen today too. Then I need to phone the eating disorder service and convince them I am not vomiting as much though I know they aren't going to believe me. Hate being busy! Just want to stay in and play Digimon desu!

Hope you all have a good day lads~

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>>37860615
Not sure why they went so wrong desu

>>37860651
hey tildeanon, when are you starting girlmode at work?

>>37860651
Racist Boy
Please
Leave
Brit
Feel

>>37860651
fuck off you racist lying attention whore

i want to see this video restricted for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMxHYfR-kFk

>>37860663
Hiya anon, how are you today?

Probably not for a while. Something tells me that crossdressing and make up and stuff will be limited to my bedroom for a while.

>>37860664
Please stop this! I hate this meme!

>>37860704
>Probably not for a while. Something tells me that crossdressing and make up and stuff will be limited to my bedroom for a while.
do you never girlmode in public when you're not at work?

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>tfw thinking about all the anons we may have lost over the years

theyre in a better place now, r-right lads?

>>37860754

Yes m8, /wiz/

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who disabled here, what can i ask the social inclusion team to do for me? (gov) cuz im mentally ill

>>37860704
>Please stop this! I hate this meme!
It's not a meme. Leave racist boy.

>>37860704
It's not a meme.
You voted for UKIP twice and votes for brexit while refusing to answer the question about diversity. You admitted to being red pilled and voting due to /pol/ memes.
You couldn't pretend to care about grenfel but you went out of your way to post about how much the minutes silence inconveniences you. Somehow though you can summon enough energy to pretend to care about the anons in this thread.

Time to leave tilde

>>37860815
UKIP is the definition of a meme

>>37860815
Leave Tilde alone, she's cute and makes these threads a happier place to be in.

>>37860738
lad he doesn't girl mode at any time
have you not seen the pictures lmao

>>37860815

Did you vote for one of the globalist parties?

>>37860827
No he doesn't He causes division and arguments. He should leave with his racist ways.

>>37860837
no, i didn't realise there were any

>>37860738
I kinda femboy mode I guess. I honestly don't have the confidence to do something like that right now, but I think it's been improving recently.

this one too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF9FVxumXLk

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I really wish the racism would stop

I opened a hasty 5k BTC short about 22 hours ago it was a terrible mistake, I ended up hedging my position and increasing the short in order to average the entry point upward it hit 14k at its height, I just closed it at small loss on the dollar but all my winding and unwinding of the position cost me a lot. Minus all my hedging I ended up taking a 0.147 BTC loss - 316GBP in total today. Thankfully last week I did well and got about 800GBP worth in extra BTC but to give back a big portion of it in 1 day is saddening. I hope everyone else is doing better and are looking forward to their day, remember to stay cool & hydrated.

>>37860817
>>37860827
>>37860839
you stupid fuckers your meant to ignore this guy lads

>>37860873
why do you even trip in /britfeel/ of any places anyway, and not like /mtfg/ or something?

>>37860892
Same but Tilde won't leave.

>>37860892
Shame tilde won't tell his orbiters not to be racist even though he says he isn't one.>>37860906

>>37860906
Sorry lah didn't mean to respond to you

There is literally nothing wrong with racism

We have a proud history of BNP/BF/EDL/UKIP members/supporters here

>>37861095
You scream the loudest but britfeel is a labour majority.
Proven by a poll yesterday that some idiot thought would prove britfeel is actually right wing

>>37861095
t.TildeAnon !!DA+9yVbG2KT

>>37861119

>being a globalist shill

If you don't like Tilde, I don't even know why you come to /britfeel/, it's pretty much her thread.

>>37861136
is it fuck

wish the little freak would fuck off again

>>37861136
Are you trying to help or harm tilde with a statement like that?

>>37861136
>t.tilde
>her

weve seen your pictures, theres no going back now. even chris chan is more of a girl than you

>>37861119

>strawpoll
>proof

Even it is was a legit poll, those labour voters are just doing it for bennies, not because they oppose racism.

>>37861136
Tilde you're embarrassing yourself mate. Just go back to /soc/ or /pol/ where you can be a whore all you want

>>37861147
I don't remember any pictures of Tilde getting posted. Post them again

>>37861173

He posted a pic of his flabby legs, really destorying this rumour that he is underweight

friendly reminder that there is nothing wrong with hating a religion who's sole purpose is to enslave the world.

i hope bayonetta is in the steam summer sale.

>>37861145
>>37861146
>>37861147
>>37861170
Typical. Someone tries to inject a bit of positivity in this thread, and you tear them down. No wonder why none of you have girlfriends if this is how you treat girls.

>>37861173
he posted his hands too and he looks like a wrinkly builder, not feminine in the slightest

how unhealthy is greggs?

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saw some people asking for fashion advice last night so i think ill do the same desu

im thinking about getting a jacket like this and accumulating loads of different patches to sew onto it, like a project. is it autistic?

>>37861241
It looks nice on it's own to be honest.
Adding patches is a risky move, what kinda stuff are you thinking?

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>>37861241

depends.

will you be sewing pepe and wojak patches onto it?

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>>37861241
don't buy that pile of wank it looks shit

just buy an m65

patches are likely going to look shit unless you get some dope spec ops one

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>>37861261
dont know exactly, was gonna look around first before buying a jacket. im open to suggestions

>>37861145
This lad bloody gets it.

>>37861212
shut up you gimp, he almost destroyed the thread last time he was poking his bulimic beak in here with his shit tilde gimmick

thread went back to good when he fucked off, disgusted to hear the little twat is back again

fuck off for good you little spastic

>>37861212
Yeh hopefully I can leave this place soon once I start rock climbing, if i meet people during it cool, if not oh well I get to be in nature and have a skill

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The true north/south divide.

>>37861362
Why would anybody want to climb a rock?

>>37861327
Attacking his bulimia isn't fair, he should take his lying attention whoring arse back to /soc/ though where it's relevant

Just in case any of you were worried about getting arrested by mummy may for stuff you post here, don't be.

I reported tilde to the police for racist posts that he made and their first question was "Do you have his name/address?" to which I responded that it was an anonymous post on 4chan. They then quite bluntly said "Well if you don't know his name, how do you expect us to do anything about it?"

I said I had his ip address and they could request contact details from his ISP, and at that point they said "Look, we're not going to go down that route for just some silly online post"

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>>37861387
so hopefully I can slip and die freeclimbing accidentally

>tfw printing a fresh resume

>>37860651
You play digimon as well? hmmm

I think you and poleaboo are the same person

Fuck all sleep last night. Have work this afternoon. My joints all ache. Fuck this dreadful season.

>>37860651
Tilde is poleaboo

>>37861884
I'm heading to bed in a minute. Stayed up all night while it was cool, and I'm just going to sleep through the heat like the Spanish do.

Feel bad for non-NEETs who can't take advantage of nocturnal sleeping patterns though.

>>37861894
I gather you're trying to make me feel bad because I don't share your exquisite lifestyle but I didn't sleep well because of the heat. As such, I wouldn't sleep better through the day.

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Post GOAT Heatwave snacks

>Riccota
>Melon
>Lemon
>Cucumber
>Liquerice Catherine wheels
>Petis pois peas
>Chili Thai sensation crisps
>Colman's mustard

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>>37862081
normally prefer a flake 99 but you can't buy them in shops

>>37862187
Twisters have gotten way smaller than I remember.
I had a few soleros ready recently. Very nice.

evens i go co op for lunch, odds greggs.

>>37862210
pretty sure they've fucked up calippos too, they taste shit now

>found a package of three posh loose teas that I completely forgot about getting in 2013
>expiration was 2015

well what a waste lads, they barely even smell of anything now so they're pretty useless.

at least the decorative jars will be nice to keep

>>37862211
Greggs on a day like today? Unlucky lad.

>>37854256
britisher is an old term

weird the pajeets still use it

>>37860651
Which Digimon? Next Order? Is it good?

>>37862210
>>37862218
BREXIT BRITAIN

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What are you wankers complaining about?

>>37862283
FUCKING TORIES

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So tired. Will someone go into work for me? Just want to lie on the sofa and possible get a bit of sleep in. It's going to be so noisy and busy.

>>37862320
Anything over 15 degrees is too spicy.

>workmate has 3 fans on him (including mine that he's nicked)
>still moaning that he's hot
I think so far other people's reactions to the weather are annoying me more than the actual weather.

>>37862279
It's playing digimon world.
>>37862231
I had the same thing with some jasmine tea. But sadly. No cute box. Just a cardboard one.
>>37862218
Had one of them recently too. Thought it was nice desu

Serious question lads, why do trannies/traps never make a serious attempt at acting like a woman?

They put so much effort and money into 'looking' passable, sometimes coming very close to passing, but they very rarely adjust their behaviour to be like a woman at all.

>>37862320
Fuck off yank, we don't live in a glorified version of Africa like you weatherwise at least ;_:

had a rite argument with the gf this morning, she thinks its not right that they killed the terrorist in brussels and her logic is they should detain him instead, i told her detaining someone with an explosive nail bomb is retarded and when i asked her if her logic would be the same if one of her friends or family were present as it happened would she still feel the same.. her response 'well thats different'

fuck my life lads

>>37862353
Because genes or something. I remember when it was just called crossdressing and didn't involve having your willy chopped off.

>>37862361

sounds like you're about to get cucked by a paki bull lad

>>37862361
Another fallen robot, cucked by a stacy

Come home anon

>>37862361
I don't get why people in relationships have to argue all the time, like more than normal people. Surely the point of having a gf is not disagreeing with them about absolutely everything ever

>>37862359
>that last sip of water
why does it always look like they are still a little bit alive right after the gunshot? looks way too painful for a supposedly painless way out.

>>37862081
rocket lollies obviously

>>37862403
Because of the trauma to the brain, the body spasms violently. I don't think he did that great a job at shooting himself painlessly either since blood immediately began to pour out of his nose and mouth. I imagine he died pretty painfully.

>>37862279
Cyber sleuth lad. I really like it and would recommend it desu~

>>37862081
Mommy makes me different types of homemade ice cream

>>37862456
Oh, I already played it. It was kinda boring and the translation was done by a literal computer.

>>37862456
Got any fun digimon yet?

>>37862456
You're poleaboo

Comfy rain forecast today lads, and a nice drop in temperature.

Is this summer meme finally over?

>>37862456
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>>37862492
It's not over until it's raining and an old lady says to you "well I guess that was summer then!"

>>37862468
Yes my taste in these kinds of things is usually very bad.

>>37862485
Haven't really been playing long enough. They're mostly rookies at this point

>>37862514
Remember to get 3 PlatinumSukamons and break the game.

>>37856880
local agencies will literally take anyone though, that's how i got my job after 4 years of neetdom

Literally called me the next day, they just wanted warm bodies

>>37862696

yep.

a few years ago i was living in neetdom when i signed onto an agency.

got temp work at a major retailer, applied myself. got taken on full time and a couple of years later i'm earning 38k a year full time.

4 grand to get Lasik lads, hmmmm

>>37862732
What are you the store manager now?

>>37862804
>couple of years later

he's the chief bullshitter

>>37862804

i'm a merchandiser.

>>37856880
Have you not looked at alternative places you can volunteer? If you live in a city, check the local council site for museum/art gallery/event roles.
That's what I did and having my city council on my CV does look a bit more professional than some random charity shop.
Doesn't even need to be something you do all the time. I can go a few months without doing any event.

>>37862393
lad you have to cos if you agree with everything they say you become a little bitch

Arguments generate sexual tension between couples virgins

>>37862899
Kev points to this as a fact.

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>Literally shagged my celebrity oneitis
>It was disappointing

If I was overwhelmed by that, I won't be by anything

>>37862899
>relationships are so complicated that you have to argue in order to shag

think ill pass gents

>>37862909
>celebrity oneitis
Which celeb, or at least drop a handful of hints.

>>37862821

38k for dressing mannequins and stacking shelves...

>>37862909
Who was it, anon? We're all friends here

>>37862942
What's your point lad? If he gets paid that much for doing basic jobs like that, fair play to the lad.

>>37862940

I say 'celebrity' but I am kind of over blowing it a bit, it was the woman from the babycakes video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOMSZQ7RacQ

>>37862942

thats a visual merchandiser you dipshit

>>37862956
Quick lads, find her twitter or facebook and ask who she fucked recently.

>>37862979


https://twitter.com/tipzta?lang=en

thats her twitter

>>37863022

'oi, my m8 said he shagged you last night, what have you gotta say for yourself love?'

>>37862956
she a prossie now?

>>37863034
get your skates on lad, things need to be done.

>>37863022
lad she has less than 1k followers she aint a celebrity

>>37862956
I hope it was one of the black women and not the one singing

>create a twitter account
>set it to private

nice unwarranted sense of self importance you have there

>>37862492
Thunderstorms are forecasted where I am. Should be nice

So sweaty boyos, really could do with not going into work. Stil, I shaved my armpits and pubes so that should do a little to reduce the smell.

>>37863193
How dare people want to keep their personal life say from freaks like you.

>>37860651
not been good so far. few fuck ups at work and now cunts are taking the piss out of me. 67 min till i get to leave. just booked friday off so i can treat myself to some old school cod. just got mw2 again this morn, but got it for pc this time.

>>37863227
>just booked friday off so i can treat myself to some old school cod.
More of a haddock man myself

>>37863227
>cunts are taking the piss out of me
"OI OI GET BACK TO WORK YOU FATTY BUM BUM"

>>37863218

>create a social media account on a platform where it is encouraged to interact with people from all around the world
>set it to private so only your friends can see

Just use whatsapp nigger

fucking hate my body lads. all i want to do is get on with my training but i keep getting really sore muscles from the weights.

Any of the Tekken bois around? Fancy a game before work, might cheer me up a notch.

>came in yesterday from the sun
>window open, curtains closed, bastion at last
>literally had to peel my tights off my legs I was that sweaty

I HATE SUMMER WHEN'S WINTER COMING BACK SO I CAN GO BACK TO DRESSING COZY

>parcel was out for delivery at 11:05
>still not here 2 hours later

reeeeeeeeeeee amazon logistics reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>37863361
>peel my tights off my legs
you were cross dressing

i think weight training is the most over rated and glamorized thing of today. it fucks up your joints after a while if you lift heavy and you cant even look that good natty unless you have great genetics.

REEEEE THE DUCK HAS RAN AGAIN FFS

I think they've overestimated this heat wave, can't see us reaching 34 today, even 33 is gonna be a push

>>37863381
You're free to believe as you like :-)

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>>37854167
Why does anyone buy from Dominos or Pizza Hut?

Why would I pay twice the money for half the food I can get at any other pizza place? They want 16 quid for a fucking 13" pizza. I can get two 12" pizza's with whatever the fuck I want on them, garlic bread, 2ltr Pepsi and 6 tendies at my local pizza place for 16 quid.

>>37863524
They pay for more because Pizzas from shitty places taste like shit.

Paki places are the worst, half of the time they get the orders wrong or undercook the food

I start my new job as a seaside arcade attendant today. I'm quite excited.

Prawn cocktail masterrace

>>37859469
Oh hey I'm in Newcastle too. Did you hear that absolutely massive one that went off in the middle of it? Scared the shit out of me.

>>37863470
Mate. I'm in an office in Westminster and it's 33 right now. It's shit.

>>37863561
Sounds interesting. What seaside?
And won't the job end at the end of summer?

>>37863316
>Want to train every day of the week
>My performance drops by 50%+ if I go more than 3 days in a row

REEEEEEE FUCKING TIMELOCKED BULLSHIT MMO GARBAGE FUCK YOU GOD

>>37863612
t.politician shitposting on /britfeel/ while country goes down the pan.

>Every single captcha now is "click the thing" but it just keeps loading like 15 images

Fuck you google

>>37863643
I used to keep refreshing so it wasn't that click until they are all gone, but it seems to only be that one unless I refresh 20 plus times.

>>37863554
>They pay for more because Pizzas from shitty places taste like shit.

The pizza place near me does great pizza though, so Domino's can go fuck themselves

>>37863655
You're lucky then. All the places by me are Paki places that do shit food.

>>37863524
I honestly don't know how pizza places even exist.
You can get twice as much food that is ten times better for half the price from any Chinese, Indian or even a fucking kebab shop.

Fuck pizza

>>37854167
fuck off tripfag im sick of seeing you niggering up this bopard every day

t.blackbot

>>37863738
Because sometimes people want pizza?

>>37863615
I live in Blackpool and the job is full time the year round. I'm working at an arcade near Pleasure Beach and one of the perks is an all year round pass.

>>37863738
depends where you order from

Here in Leeds I can get a 14 inch for 10.50 pounds. Lasts me 2 days.

Whereas a chinese would be 5 and is just one meal.

A kebab might be 3 if lucky.

>tfw I'm only working 8 hours a week right now
>bored out of my mind
>not getting any money

Applying to be a teacher, wish me luck.

>>37863803
Not sure there are any perks to living in blackpool lad

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solider lives across the street from me, hope he never hear's my smack talk while playing games at 2/3am

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>tfw all the things I've been importing have been undervalued by bro sellers

>Canada tries to do a /Canadafeel/
>There do reasonably well, up to 150 posts
>Only on about 2 posts and hour

What do we rekon lads, will it take off?

>pay 1.5mln for a luxury apartment in kensington
>government brings 68 poverty ridden families in

surely this can only end well

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Going back to college after a leaving years ago because I didn't know what I wanted to do with my life only to later discover what I want to do with my life and find out I need college to do this thing I want to do with my life.

I feel like an idiot.

>>37863869
the int banter forum was made because all the other countries trying to make their own britfeel threads.

take it there.

>>37863233
got a chortle and a shake if the head
>>37863246
where's the fatty bum bum come from.

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Did a bulimia again desu. Getting better at stopping myself from eating so much though! Probably going to sleep for a bit now.

Hope you lads manage to make a success of today!

>>37860827
>she's cute
He's a middle aged homosexual, we're you being nice to him just because you thought he was a girl

hot and hungry. too hot to eat anything hot though. recommend me a lunch lads.

>>37863803
That's alright then.
I worked with a guy from Blackpool who worked there for a couple years before. Said he liked it. Good luck anon.

>>37864022
Salad it's the only thing I can eat in hot weather

Currently 33.2c in West London, 35-36 definitely on the cards for 5pm

google says its only 19c in glasgow but it feels about 25 in my room. fucking nvidia card isn't helping me boys

>>37863869
It's got potential.
Hope it does well tbqh.

What are we all going to talk about when it stop being so hot

>>37863839
Hey Leeds lad. How are you?

>>37864100
I would definitely lurk in a Canada feels

>>37864073
In the same position but with an r9 390.

Send help.

>>37854758
Spiders are ok. Wasps though, wasps are bro tier cunts. Three of the bastards in my room, it's just not cricket lad.

>>37863899

i did the same thing anon. im now going into 3rd year of uni. you can do it!

>>37863554
>Implying Dominos isn't a paki place

I regret to announce, this is The End. I am going now. I bid you all a very fond farewell.

>>37864262

How did Gandalf get to bag end before Bilbo?

Lads canadafeels is doing better than us not sure how to feel about this

>>37854167
>tfw moving to England from Canada in April for work
I can finally participate yay

>>37864277
Just as Canada gets its own decent feels of its own

>>37864262
hello The End, this is The Pain, have you seen Snake anywhere?

>>37864291
Can I participate in both since I'm a dual citizen?

>>37864277

Moving from Canada to England.

You're doing it wrong mate. My friend moved from here to Ottawa a few months ago and I'm pretty envious.

No one responded to my post in Canadafeels.

>order oneplus5
>dispatched hours ago
>no tracking number

wad de fuggg :-Ddd

>>37864313
Eh, I like both. Admittedly there isn't much for me in Canada. Where I live is one of the most expensive places, but I work in an oversaturated job field, so I can't exactly leave my job. I'm only even going because my boss is opening an office in Birmingham and gave me a shot to run it.

>>37864340

>Birmingham

well at least youre used to brown people over in canada

>>37864340
>Birmingham

Fucking hell. If you're going to move here at least don't choose the worst possible location. It has all the negatives of London without any of the positives.

>>37864352
I've been there a few times. About the same ratio, so yeah, used to it

>>37864381
Not him but I found if you stay within an arms length of the bullring its fine but everywhere else sucks.

should i buy warhammer quest: silver tower board game?

how do you roll your cigarettes guys

>the brits think it's hot
hello from phoenix :)

the sole of my shoe literally melted on teh sidewalk yesterday

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>>37863957
Just got out of shitty maths, had a fan blowing on my hair fucking it up the whole time. Only one roastie in there so tolerable, didn't speak a word.

just got some yank girl to send me videos of her rubbing her pussy. was not expecting this. i have only spoken to her a handful of times on kik

>>37864500
It's not about absolute temperature it's about how quickly the temp changes. A swing of 20 degrees overnight is a fucking bitch when your comfort zone is 12 degrees. That being said we do ham it up a bit.

We share the globe, you don't own Britain , it's an absolute chance and coincidence you were born there, and the borders are just a construct. I know you want to gain your identity from somewhere, we all do, but try and get it from Planet Earth and you might find some more peace. Peace. (and yes, I was also born in the UK to an ancestry of people who were born there too).. this doesn't mean I have any rights over the land, we didn't create the land, the seas.. it's just futile to assume ownership because in reality, we cannot own anything in this world other than our own bodies.

You will only reply with insults because you know it's true..peace.

>>37864607
Fuck off fatty bum bum
Ayy lmao

>>37864607
>it's an absolute chance and coincidence you were born there

No, my parents were both living in, and had no intention of leaving the UK, therefore my birth here was planned and foreseeable.

>>37864607
I completely agree friendo.

just moved my whole battlestation around after cleaning my PC of dust lads

feels a bit weird desu, really notice how much my carpet had sunk down where it had all been for 5 years, now the whole desk and PC feels half a foot higher

>>37864604
Airplanes are physically incapable of landing or taking off properly here, it's that bad.
Please send help; I am living in the depths of hell.
https://www.wired.com/story/phoenix-flights-canceled-heat/

>>37864500
Holy shit, it's bad.
https://www.theverge.com/2017/6/20/15837804/phoenix-extreme-heat-american-airlines-flight-cancel-science

>>37864628
Great meme last night lad.

>>37864607
is it true though? diversity diminishes the governing of the people. throughout history, people have opposed diversity, especially economic diversity because the people from other cultures hold no national identity to the culture and therefore dont care about reinforcing and advocating the morals/ethics attached to the culture of the country they reside in.

humans need guidence. just look at britfeel for example.

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great news lads.went to the gun shop in town to ask about laws and regulations on deactivated guns. as long as it has a valid certificate of proof of deactivation you can have whatever you want.
happy days. i'm going to get my first pistol next month.

>>37856880
living in a country with a labour surplus is hell.

worst part is i can't even emigrate because all the places i'd want to live are the same or worse.

>tried to go outside
>ridiculed by normies
>run home to britfeel and post
>everyone replies with GET A JOB YOU FAT TWAT
>run and hide in the attic
human interaction was a mistake

>>37864771
thats really cool mate. i always wondered about owning old guns because of my amateur interest in history. where can you buy them from?

>>37864771
don't know why you'd get that gun? looks kinda shit to me, like not very distinctive? i'd get something like luger, very iconic looking weapon. but i guess they're expensive due to their popularity

Going to visit my nan today. Not quite sure what I should do, because mummy said it's just to make sure she won't leave the house.
What's a good anime to watch with her?

>>37864607
Borders aren't yours to dissolve. National constructs were passed on to you forebearers so they could be passed to you. How dare you deny future generations what you were given in trust.

>>37864819
the more tentacles the better

>>37863625
Well anon, you could look at this in one of two ways.

1) Have the mindset that pain means weakness leaving the body, and carry on, or,

2) Pain means stop doing what you're doing immediately. Why argue with evolution?

>>37864819
why dont you bring her a jigsaw and watch countdown? me and my nan used to do that shit all the time.

>>37864722
Build a handglider the air currents should be enough to propel you into alaska.

>>37864837
tfw playing lego with grandad when I was a bit to old for hit but he had the dementia coming on so we were on a level.

>>37864607
does that mean new zealand can tell the maori to take a hike again

>>37864819
>What's a good anime to watch with her?
Kill la Kill

>>37864607

This thread is about discussing events and experiences we experience exclusively in the UK. It's just that some people try to turn it into a /britpol/ circlewank.

>>37864859
thats sweet anon. i didnt have grandads to use as an excuse to be playing with lego when i was 14. that said i just wish i had a grandad to do grandad stuff with.

Currently 33.9c in West London

If it rises by 0.1, which is almost certain, this will be the earliest time ever the temperature has reached 34c

>>37864916
>which is almost certain,
>it's after midday

>>37856880
Just lie. Say you worked for a company doing something similar to the job you are applying that has now closed. Or say you lived abroad, just anything to cover that gap.

>>37864935
Hottest points of the day aren't at midday, it's usually that 1pm to 5pm period.

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>>37857310
It always amazes me how many people think a company is going to forensically examine their CV and contact everyone they know for references.
JUST LIE

>>37864607
Fuck off hippy, blood and soil are my peace

>>37864607
I want to return to the days of open borders and shared nationality the world enjoyed when the sun never set on the British Empire, the return of which is surely the only hope for mother earths survival. One love!

>>37864819
Show your nan something comfy like Non Non Biyori. Remind her of her youth

>>37864935
sun at maximum watt/m^2 = / = hottest temp of the day

a latent source of heat is the ground, it absorbs heat and reradiates, and the atmosphere in general takes a while to heat up. as long as more energy is coming in than out, it will get warmer.

>>37864992
No borders, we are one race, the BRITISH race!

>>37864992
Abolish doors and locks..one love

Starting to get annoyed at people mentioning that it's hotter than usual xx

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It's hotter than usual.

- PM Kev x

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i need to become a warrior again lads. i remember a few years back when i was into my martial arts and very disciplined. every other day i could kick a pole until my leg went completely numb from the pain.