>P-P-PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSEEEEEE TONIGHTTTTTTTT Did you

I went to probably somewhere between 50 and 100, maybe more, idk.
>any good stories
nothing too remarkable. one time we went to a random party late at night and everyone there was dressed as the cast of pulp fiction. that was kinda weird.
I didn't start partying hard until after college. I don't go out as much now but I do crazier stuff.

>>37853069
Never went to college.

When I was fifteen I was at a party and two 14 year old girls undressed to only panties and I wasn't a mega sperg so yeah.
They were 15 next year btw.

Also before you call me a normie >there wasn't a waking moment I wasn't high off my ass during those two years of not being a anxiety riddled retard
The things you do to fit in

Yeah, plenty. Just finished my last year of uni.

Plenty of weird, interesting shit has happened on drinking nights at uni. For example,

>one night last year
>having a small gathering at my place
>we invited this guy, lets call him J
>he has been a bit odd around us recently
>such as inviting himself over a lot to see one of my housemates
>during the night I proceed to get absolutely smashed and practically pass out
>gf has to go put me to bed
>during the night J apparantely tried to make the moves on my gf
>tried putting his arm round her
>in front of everyone aswell
>he even goes to the extent of whispering to her that he would go out with her if she were single
>creeped out she darts out and just stays in my room away from him
>he even tries to make a big confession as she tries going up the stairs

I wanted to beat the shit out of him but my gf said to leave it and ignore him. We just all never spoke to him again and ignored him after that.

I have other stories

>>37854137
do it. I'm bored.

>>37853242
hows that original opiate addiction?

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>>37853069
I'm an old cyborg who flew close to the normie sun and was an eternal student and boy let me tell you that Normie parties are actually relatively boring. Nothing like shit you see on TV.

They barely do any drugs at all for the most part. If you bring some weed and manage to get a few of them to smoke, the rest are all "HEY ANON HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP NO THESE AREN'T SAUSAGES HAHA BUT SERIOUSLY ARE YOU OKAY YOU SEEM REALLY HIGH OMG YOUR EYES ARE SO RED". Some are secret stoners but it's very rare. Nevermind trying to do molly or coke with them.

They also aren't like having mass orgies as you would see on porn sites. They're very much into mono long-term relationships.

Failed normies and cyborgs know what's good though. That's where all the slutty girls and fun drugs are at.

One time back in like 2005 I brought Salvia to some girl's 18th house party and everyone was drunk and they were like DUDE LEGAL WEED LMAO because none of them knew what Salvia was. A lot of them freaked out and tried running backwards & fell into the shrubs and thought they died and saw the devil and that was the last time they ever did Salvia. Some of them were into it.

I kissed a tranny DJ at a goth club, not knowing that she was a he. At the same club a womanlet with rainbow Skrillex hair and a big Skrillex nose that I was avoiding all the time took advantage of me while I was drunk. I even asked my friend to cockblock her from getting with me if I got too fucked up but he was upstairs doing some weird Yoga dance with some fat chicks.

I also ended up in a threesome with a couple of SJW "lesbians". I mean I was a SJW too but hey that doesn't really matter when you're balls deep twice and engaging in a newly discovered foot fetish.

>>37854255
>have another drinking night at mine
>think it will be chill
>friend turns up
>open the door
>he literally throws a whole pineapple through the door at me
>he's turned up already smashed
>during the night he makes a right mess of the entire place
>spills drinks everywhere
>at one point starts eating the whole pineapple
>taking bites of it, with the spines on
>during the entire night he also decides to shout nigger every other minute
>soon after this we decide to just throw him into the small room we have
>housemate of said room isn't there
>my other housemate tells my friend that he is not allowed to leave the room and should go to sleep
>he proceeds to fucking moan and shout
>starts messaging everyone over fb that he is lonely and wants to come downstairs and be let out
>he eventually falls asleep

that night was annoying

>>37854255
>>37854471
I have a couple more btw.

>>37854506
go ahead
losers are interested in hearing about the outside world

>>37854404

how do you get into situations like this i don't go outside it seems impossible to me

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>>37855007
This one happened last month

>went on a night out in my home town with some old friends and my housemate
>having a good time
>meet a friend of one of my friends, lets call him R
>he seems normal, a friend of mine and I chat with him a couple of times during the night
>bare in mind this guy is gay
>he mentions that the place he lives at is for people with mental issues or something
>I think, pretty weird but whatever
>night basically ends and most of us all crash at my best mates house
>R somehow followed one of my mates there though
>R asks my best mate if its okay if he stays over
>Sure thing, no worries. He seemed alright.
>mentions how he will thank him in the morning before he leaves
>now, space is tight so a lot of us are sleeping on the floor
>he ends of having to sleep next to me
>this is where it gets weird
>during the night I wake up and he is trying to cuddle up to me, trying to hold my hand and my waist
>jesus christ wtf
>I don't want to make a scene, think maybe he is just asleep or drunk or both
>I decide to just roll away, shuffled away from him
>think problem solved
>he tries AGAIN later
>at this point I actually tell him to fuck off
>I learn the next morning that my housemate heard this in the next room
>I think, okay he definitely got the message now
>i'm feeling very uncomfortable by this point, this guy has tried feeling me up and shit
>fall asleep after a while due to tiredness and alcohol
>suddenly wake up
>he'e trying AGAIN and is going after me below the waist
>I literally get the fuck up and move away from hi, as much as I can
>only place I can go is a single sofa chair, which is really uncomfortable to sleep in upright
>oh well, much better than getting molested
>next morning I hear the door slam
>he was the first to leave lol

My mates tried confronting him the next time they saw him out. He tried playing dumb apparantely.

>>37855218
Different time I guess, punks and goths and metalheads and emo kids and anime freaks and SJWs before they were SJWs and LARPers all hung out with each other by default.

Like I said too this was during my college years and I was always a cyborg. not a full robot but of course just short of being a normie although I hung out with some normies form time to time.

I went to a couple college parties, only for the free booze though. It was mostly trash, just natty ice and bud light and crap.
The problem with me is that I look like a normie on the outside, except I have crippling anxiety and some serious fucking mommy issues, so I could never socialize properly.
One time someone drew a knife on me, that was about the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me

>>37853069
this is not what the party rocking meme is for and I hope you feel ashamed

i'm here instead of going to a huge party because my few remaining "friends" are cabbing together and they have their own friends to talk to.

i've given up on getting laid, not worth the time and money to go to that party. i'm gonna regret it but ehh

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Walked in on an orgy once
>needed group members part of project
>tells me to get from his house
>get there
>party
>try and find him
>go to kitchen
>orgy
>ball of mass fucking on table and leaking onto floor
>lone black man naked on knees
>dick in hand
>punching it with other hand
>says cmon lil buddy in weird drunk voice
>eventually get members work, steal some beers and leave

>>37853069
I hosted a couple of parties with my housemates one year. Barely remember them because I was getting offered tons of alcohol and ended up blacking out and vomiting both times, but I do remember a general sense of having fun, continuously having lots of people to talk to, etc. Going to other people's parties was never as good because I always ended up in a corner alone at some point, not even half as drunk as I wanted to be.

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I want to go to parties and stuff but I only own sweat pants and its kinda weird to not wear nice clothes like everyone else.

Thinking of asking parents for more money to buy a black pair of jeans but am too anxious they'll audit my neetbuckz and find out how much I've spent on drugs, drank and snackz. Also they just got me an algorithms textbook and computation theory textbook which cost like $350

Also I got invited on a ski trip (21st bday) from a girl in my class [only cause I know how to darkweb drugs] but she went through my laptop history and found out I like looking at 14 year old Russian girls so I think I'll just consume my drugs at my parents house instead. I wasnt uninvited but allot of islanders will be there and getting drunk and have kids of their own so I'll probably get the bash for bein a pedo

>finished exams a week ago
>Already wishing holidays were over so I could get back to neeting with purpose
>Even then anxious to see people that know my dark secret

>>37856723
You only do that shit on throwaway bootables, now you learn the hard way.

>>37856784
Im just changing campuses

>>37856825
No i mean the russian girls

>>37856825
>>37856841
Wait im retarded

>>37856723
huh? what's she gonna do, tell everybody that you're hebe and lose access to literally any drug?

you tell her to learn russian and get dicking or meth ain't coming in this week

>>37856956
>e gonna do, tell everybody that you're hebe and lose access to literally any drug?
>you tell her to learn russian and get

Well she does seem strangely anxious to lose me as a friend. But I just don't want to see the disgust in their faces. I wanna go back to knowing nobody at school. Sorta sucks to have nobody to sit next to but at the same time they were pretty distracting.

>>37857235
Did she already spread it out?

>>37857294

>3 hours before IT project management final exam
>Preparing in crowdedish room with a few classmates and a few students from other classes in it
>Gave 21st girl my laptop to study for test cause she was sitting there like a retard (she's not the most diligent student)
>get back to studying my printouts
>"OMG WHY WERE ARE YOU LOOKING AT 14 YEAR OLD GIRLS"?
>I punch her in the shoulder and grab my laptop
>She keeps asking loudly and laughing and making sure everyone in the room can hear.
>Tell her I'm not going on her birthday trip
>She stops laughing
>Hasn't apologized but tried to be friendly towards me as if she did nothing wrong.

>>37857480
>not keeping that shit encrypted somewhere where a dumb roastie wouldn't find it
what the fuck were you/are you thinking?

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>>37856488
>post straight party rock meme
>jannnies delete it

Or

>adapt party rock meme to start a conversation

>>37857558
Im thinking who the fuck is going to go through my computer?? Its not illegal material just embarrassing

>>37857659
Mind me asking where you're from? I live on a disconnected island so I am not entirely convinced on ordering anything on the dark Web yet.

I remember someone said to order it in some other persons name, which I don't think I can do.

And since There is no way to prove I bought it the worst that could happen is they put me on a watch list because for some strange reason someone ACCIDENTALLY sent me drugs in the mail!!

So, what do you think? I live with no other country connected to mine, a decent distance away from any other land, how easy would it be to order 1p lsd and not get mcducked

A party I went to with some normie friends once.

>Most people knew each other
>besides couples, there was one single slut girl
>she kept trying to hit on me because Im a stoner and smoked out some friends (but not her)
>she hit on EVERYONE that night
>ended up just a few guys nerding out at the end of the night while one of my friends boned the girl in the hosts room for about 8 hours
>he was doing this until sun up
>we sat downstairs getting high and drinking and making jokes about it while the chandelier sung back and forth from their sex

I hope the friend got an STD test after that because the girl was a megaslut. He had just gotten back from Afghanistan though so I understand he was way thirsty.

>>37854404
Boy, that was a ride

>>37857915
r u from nz?

>>37858579
Let's just say maybe, it doesn't really matter since if it fits the description it works all the same. So, you have anything to tell me?

>>37854404
This shit here. The more "normal" a crowd is the more boring the party is. Most normies will just go to a party and sip on vodka&redbull/fireball&dr.pepper. One night stands aren't even as common as they're portrayed.

I need some weird friends to do weird drugs with and go to weird parties with. No one wants to candyflip at parties with me :(

>>37853069
I was in a sports club which liked to party a lot so I've got my fair share of party stories.

Here's one
>Hosting party at my place senior year
>First week of school so there's hype
>Invite everyone and anyone
>Over 100 people show up crammed into my tiny ass townhouse with no AC
>Roommates and close friends don't know anybody so we dip
>Bring a bottle of alch and go hiking on a trail near our house
>Find a shit ton of toads on the trail, get an idea
>Find a box and load it up with toads
>In our drunken state we literally get 100s of these tiny ass toads
>Book it back to our place
>Kick the door open and tell everyone to get the fuck out
>Obviously nobody listens cause they dgaf and don't know it's our place
>Just start chucking the toads at everybody
>Toads in beerpong, toads in rage cage, roads down Stacie's shirt, toads galore
>People get pissed and weirded out and finally start to leave
>After party ends we gather up all the toad bros and release them back into the wild
>Still not sure if we caught all of them

>>37859514
Also the only party I've been to that's like those college movies was at a Ski and Snowboard club party. Those fuckers are batshit insane. For instance

>Like snowboarding so I sign up for their annual trip to Tahoe with a friend
>It's 3 days and 2 nights
>Joined with other schools across the state
>Get to the cabin Friday night as it's just warming up
>Realize the other schools rented cabins right next to ours
>7 fucking cabins with 40-50 students per cabin
>Shitshow ensues
>Nakid chicks in the hot tub
>Crazy beer Olympics
>So. Much. Cocaine
>Weed, X, etc everywhere
>Saw a dude literally jump off the balcony into the snow completely naked

Definitely the craziest party I've been to. Realized then that I cannot hang and my school was boring in comparison