>tfw nofap day 1 and a half

Best of luck, I just passed the end of week three. Honestly though, 4chan has way too many things that can be a turn on.

>>37852985

Yeah my dumnbass keep going to gif like its anything but dicks and ass over there.

>>37853010
there's always
>>>/wsg/

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>promised myself a month of nofap
>28 days in
>in 2 days my parents are leaving for 10 days

It was meant to be.

>>37852873
I'm starting nofap either now or tomorrow. I should probably start now because otherwise, I'm just being a hinderance to myself.

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I'm five days in wish me luck bois

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>>37852873
Just give in to your sexual urges, no fap is a meme

>>37853159
I just got home and no ones here. I'm gonna wack off now, go to the gym in a couple hours and nofap begins.

>>37853240

No, it always makes me unhappy.

>>37853240
giving into your sexual urges is just a meme. The worst meme, a meme that normies give into.

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literally me right now myon

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>nofap year 3

I did some quick research and calculated that it should take a maximum of just over 10 1/2 days to regenerate the amount of sperm used per ejaculate.

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>>37852873
>tfw just relapsed
Why am I like this?

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Damn idk how you guys do it when shit like this exists

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>>37855539
And this
Hhbjjnjj

>>37855282
I dont know man, i just relapsed too and i am not to worried about how i fucked up 5 days without fapping, you will be able to do it longer just dont make it a big deal

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>>37855539
>>37855552
Why would any sane person chose those two whores over Saber?

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>>37855617
Wtf is saber??

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>>37855647
She's the king of the Britons

>>37853984
*Clap* *Fap* *Clap*

>>37855617
>>37855672
>Saber is not a whore
She's cute but a whore nevertheless

>>37855617
>>37855672
>>37855672
>whoring your waifu out all over /r9k/

shame!

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Just don't browse /b/, the best shit is always on /b/.

p.s. oops

>>37855686
I honestly don't understand the appeal of masturbation. All you're doing is trying to replicate a biological process that you will never participate in. I mean, I did it when I was 15, but it lost its allure years ago

>>37852873
Thats nothing!

I am nofapp for a month and a half, never even felt like fapping probaly because ive become to insensitivised to it by doing it daily for the last few years

>>37855758
I agree, I'm almost a month clean, and I don't plan on starting again. I was just making a bad joke

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I keep trying to stop but it's literally impossible , I've been pussy-free for about a decade now...but I masturbate like an animal and I love hoarding porn

>deleted massive collection weeks ago
>instant regret
>have been rebuilding it ever since

also it's my porn addiction has put me in real, physical danger...

>start creeping local highschool girl's facebook profiles
>dat hebephilia senpai...jesus
>random hot summer day, see two really young but...like..thick-thin I don't know how to describe it
>i'm about 26 and almost 7 feet tall so this admittedely would was sketchy as fuck
>they are wearing crop tops and teeny tiny booty shorts with bright snapbacks and canvas shoes
>I stare at them for too long apparently
>Hear shouting from down the street, a very angry women shouting "THEY ARE ONLY 14 YOU FUCKING CREEP"

I instantly panic and shout back "I'm just looking out for cars, I'm not allowed to do that?"

>apparently that makes it worse or w/e, turns out it's a group of teenagers and this one ghetto ass tramp

>one of the kids approaches me and pulls out some really shitty, dirty knife he clearly found on the ground

>kinda have an akward staredown as I'm ready to try and deflect a shitty knife attack

>guy just walks away back to his group

>I return home and fap to facebook pictures


I gotta get rid of this addiction before I do something dumb

>>37855860
>they are wearing crop tops and teeny tiny booty shorts with bright snapbacks and canvas shoes
>get mad when people stare at them
I don't understand their logic

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>>37852873
>nofap for a year
>finally destroy my hundreds of dollars of fuckholes
>think about it for a few days and figure i'm in control of my sex drive
>stop nofap
>miss the fuckholes

>>37855672
I didn't know we had a King. I thought we were an autonomous collective.