How do I acquire a girlfriend that looks like this?

>>37850447
You dont because they do not exisit, I say with much regret

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>>37850447
you don't because its a fucking drawing, secundo if you want something even remotely close, it's not by staying at home and not socialising. do you think that some girl will randomly knock on your door one day and say "hey im your wife now" ? no, it won't happen and you all know it, you just lie to yourselves for some pathetic reasons. do stuff to get stuff, everything is an exchange, if you get a job and you work, you get money. works the same for literally everything. go out there and make me proud anon.

>>37850508
>you don't because its a fucking drawing
oh, ok

>>37850508
I didn't ask for a life lecture, pal.

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>>37850508
How do you not understand that he's not asking for an average 5/10 roastbucket he's gonna find if he puts in that work, how do you not understand that his fapping and indulging his fetishes has spoiled him to the point where he realised that no woman will live up to his imaginary standards because none of them look like that and on top of that are dumber and less interesting than the media portrays them to be? You thick normie faggot.

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>>37850508
>do you think that some girl will randomly knock on your door one day and say "hey im your wife now"
b-b-but Misaki has to exist. She must!

>>37850447
I met mine at the gym.
Although she's not that crazy big, she is thick and strong.
She's a personal trainer.
Sometimes when she closes, we have sex in the locker room and she makes me eat her out after working out.

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>>37851120
>his fapping and indulging his fetishes has spoiled him to the point where he realised that no woman will live up to his imaginary standards because none of them look like that
This is society's fault. Porn has become too good and biology has not caught up to it.

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>>37850447
if she had smaller breasts it would be literally perfect

all I need in my life is a muscular pear-shaped gf

>>37850447
Kill yourself and enter the 2d dreamworld.

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>>37850447
Get incredibly fit or incredibly rich. It's thick pickings from there on out.
Good luck boneroni!

>>37850447
sculpt one out of marble