/britfeel/

seriously fuck off
anyone from the UK needs to fuck off

absolutely HATE fat people

1st for playing browser games later tonight with anon friends.

hate pakis

simple as that.

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I'm just going to submit the paper that I used earlier this semester for this final I have in another class. Rolling those dice lads

>>37847781
>>37847806>>37847773


calm yourself tilde jeesus

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>>37847773
Make us you Yank

>>37847781
Tesco recently lost all of their home delivery customer details so many fat fucks had nothing to eat over the weekend, hope that makes you feel better.

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>>37847745
Fun in the sun (with white girls) edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>37847781
Absolutely hate Bob players too.

>>37847781
got no sympathy for fatties if I'm honest.

stalked my cousin (who i've never interacted with) on facebook and he got engaged to a fatty, hes even a bit younger than me.

I have to question why and feel a bit of sympathy hes deluded himself that much.

>>37847834
>that image
Don't make me laugh. You bongs are irrelevant to the rest of the world. Bunch of has-beens

why do we feel uncomfortable in 30 degree weather when our body temp is 37?

>Important poll on the OP image

The current one is too overcrowded with junk and is very uncomfy. Do we need a complete overhaul?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13241580

>>37847926
Because you're so fucking cute

HABBENING IN BRUSSELS LADS

>>37847968
Don't be islamophobic

>>37847914
just america;
enjoy the eternal chink bending you over a barrel in the coming decades

>>37847968
oh no not these white terrorists again

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>think about washing
>remember I have to get naked and see my body

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Let's see some waifu posts tbqh laddies

>install windows 10
>privacy settings go from "we're spying on you and there's nothing you can do about it" to "we're spying on you and there's nothing you can do about it"

Might have to start dual booting gentoo and using windows only for gaming.

>>37847926
Our bodies work more efficiently keeping our temperature UP. This is because our metabolism is based on catabolisation, which is a process that releases heat. (See the basics of the laws of thermodynamics).

When the external temperature starts getting close to our homeostatic setpoint of 37 degrees, there is no temperature potential gradient between our bodies and the external environment meaning that instead of us dissipating heat, we accumulate it.
Because we are using catabolisation to create energy, our temperature will just increase without a way to dissipate the heat. That's when our homeostatic compensation mechanisms kick in, like sweating and vasodilation.

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>>37848038
I didn't need an entire fucking lecture, Professor Cunt. Don't reply to me.

>>37848066
Holy shit you need to fuck off so hard right now ebin mate

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>>37848036
Here's my soft and fluffy one m8

>>37848066

You autisms are so cute, I love R9K.

>>37848066
Just a bit rude lad

>>37848105
Calling ebin an autism IS cute

>>37848078
>>37848128
that wasn't me lads, that isn't ebin its atsuko I think.

I'd never be that rude to someone

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I want to go back Iads

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Can anyone tell me what time it is?

>>37848015
Post your legs please

I need it for reasons

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>>37848172
You need to go back lad

xx

>>37848066
Was that actually fucking ebin? Because if it was I'm about to make his time on this board a living hell.

That was a really detailed answer that you should've been grateful for. It took a lot of years of study to be able to answer questions like that on a whim.

To think I was ebinsfan. Time to start maximum bully.

ps It's metabolism not metabolisation. I have a habit of redundantly lengthening scientific terms since I left uni :(

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>fat out of shape inbred chavs who spend their entire life in the pub talking about "the bants"
>ask me if I like manU or manCity
>tell them I don't care much about SOCCER in an american accent
>they get visibly upset


wow faggots, I thought you were good at the "Bants"?

>>37848189
I posted them before for a laugh when I trimmed them last, but I lost the pic also they're not that great, wank to tildes instead

>>37848196
it wasn't bloody me, I don't even use that image or post that girl

>>37847809
good
luck
pupper

>the teacher doctor council
are
with
You

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>>37848197
>why do i have no friends :(
t.you

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>>37848223
tat feel wen am no fren

>>37848197
lol they must have thought you were special or something

>>37848197
>tfw slowly crack the door to the pub open
>not even fully open yet
>nobody even looking at me
>whole pup joins in a chorus of FAT CUNT FAT CUNT FAT CUNT
run home and lock the door

>>37847860
How about Slim Bob and Ganryu then?

>>37848182
ITS DOOPY TIME

>>37847838
I dont even consider white women at this point.

>>37848236

calm down oli, ill buy you a pint of stella if you behave yourself.

>>37848223

>implying I could be friends with white trash who worship fagball and "muh ronaldo" as bad as /a/ worships their moeshit

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>>37848234
ahl bee ur frend wojack

>>37847968
Why are they killing us? They dont even put any requests, they just kill. Life shouldnt be like this.

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>>37848277
fank yu pepy u r my favurit

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>>37848246
>not even within 100 metres of the pub
>whole pub runs down the road towards me
>GEEETTTT A HAIRCUT, GEEETTTT A HAIRCUT, GEEEETTTTTT A HAIRCUT YOU GAY PRICK

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>>37848234
i no tat feel

anyone else never been to a pub? whats the appeal. It looks like it stinks of piss and old people talking, why would anyone go?

>>37848246
>Sick of being a NEET shut in
>Decide to say 'fuck it' and book a flight to Australia for some backpacking
>Plane ride is comfy, watch some anime on a tablet
>Flight ends and it's time to get off the plane
>Doors open and immediately the whole nation of Australia is stood on the tarmac screaming
>"YOU'RE A FAT FUCKING CUNT M8, YOU'RE A FAT FUCK"
>Kangaroos hopping around playing didgeridoos in tandem with the screaming
>A koala starts mauling me as I try to get back on the plane

Never leave the house lads.

>>37848315
I like the smell of piss and the sense of calm you get around people sedately drinking as they get ready to be tucked into the earth.

>>37848037
Microsoft office still has no alternative, ant visual studio is food for typescript.

whEN IS BOARD GAME. ME IN BATH RIGHT NOW

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>>37848249
Well done, my child.

>>37848324
I r8 it an 8, no abos m8

>>37848361
soon lad, soon.

>>37848338
went in wetherspoons once actually, If depression had a scent my nose would be overwhelmed. Also felt sick as the workers delivered alcohol and reheated microwave food.

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Whatcha drinkin' lads
>enjoying a nice cold bottle of sp-
>AHEM
>a nice lukewarm bottle of spitfire
>more like hot actually
>wait no it's boiling
>tfw too fucking hot to drink
Fucksake can't even enjoy the thing I love the most. Also tried to have a wank earlier and I could feel myself about to pass out

>>37848274
at least they are not autistic lad

Who else having a cheeky bev?
Might have a shower beer in a bit.

>>37848315
Old people pubs are the best, it's there that you see the REAL face of the English. It's young people that ruin pubs.

>>37848378
Had a Spoons hot wings. Still frozen in the centre. Lucky I didn't fetch away some salmonella.

>>37848324
This thread actually has some really high standard memes. Probably better than most of 4chan. Yet you idiots just let them pass you by.

>>37848324
>no drop bears
>no massive spoidah
Fake af

>>37848414
well if you treat it like a zoo I suppose, nothing like visiting them in their natural habitat

>>37848415
should have complained

https://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=mAms&k=gKl

BOARD GAME ONLINE LADS.

I'm having a poo edition.

>>37848447
What are you French? Fuck off back to Wales you Jock bastard.

doing a poo n having a smoke

>>37848324
kek
fuck the robot
fuck niggers

>tfw tried out "frozen grapes" like one anon said a few days back

fuck, that is sooo refreshing.

and only 2-3 calories per grape, fuck.

wonder if frozen strawberries/blueberries are just as good?

>>37848453
Are these board games ever actually fun?

>>37848315
I get it. Nice pint and a fag (well not that anymore) with some nice lads. Usually having some pointless but enjoyable conversation. My dad likes a good pub though so I've kinda been brought up on it.

>>37848447
I did complain. They didn't give me a refund or owt, they just put in the microwave a bit longer desu

>>37848459
i'm english, northern too
>>37848477
grim

>>37848453
>3 lads so far

COME ED BOYS JOIN

:( :( :(

>>37848453
I'll be able to play in around 10 minutes

>>37848403

having a few cheeky snifters of 'eagle rare' bourbon.

neat. ice is for poofs.

>>37848520
we'll wait then lad

>>37848315
Why would I go? They are so expensive. I have been once, it is nice if you have company, but it was the short period when I wasnt poor.

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Say what you want about EastEnders, but you can't deny she was hot as fuck. Failed MILF still slutting around and dropping (much younger) men for not making her cum well into her forties. This is just my perception of her from seeing bits and pieces of the soap while flicking through the channels.

looks like the police in brussels shot a lad wering an explosive belt.

when will this rampant islamophobia stop?

>>37847783

Post Corupt cop fuckers co-bo-hp fan

Yeah me. Am I left or right learning tooooooday

>put the London airport in Hull and make a really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really fast Japanese train please please please please please please really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really fast Japanese train please please please please please please or us cuss Boris.

>>37848516
> tfw phoneposting from a train

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Just ordered my first chinkphone lads. Anyone else have one?

Want to adopt a cat but I still live at home and my Mum is terrified of cats for some reason.

>>37848579
we've got quite a lot of lads too. And we're waiting on one more!

Will you be home later?

>decide to do past life regression
>it's going good
>close my eyes
>when i open them i look down and see pudgy caveman hands
>look up and am surrounded by cavemen
>they all start chanting 'GET YOOOUR TITS OUT FOR LADS, GEEEET YOOOOOUR TITS OUT FOR LADS, GET YOUR TITS OUT FOR LADS!

>>37848590
I think the widow on your operating systems might be at the mouth of cracking invest windows lads fuck moot he's changed

>>37848616
Okay sweetie, you're getting a bit annoying

>>37847968
Shit lad you can get arrested for posting something like this

>>37848647
oh i'm sorry, did i interrupt your highly important race baiting, prison gay discussion and avatar posting?
yes i see now there is such a high standard of quality to these threads

The retard edits of Sadfrog and Feel Guy make me really uncomfortable.

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>spilled half my beer all over my sofa
Does it even get any worse?

>>37848724
could have spilled like three quarters of your beer my man

Annoying is telling the little shits I'm on parole no I can't buy you drank? are bottle in 74 seconds once a toast to the fast dash to east of Devon

>that feel when in east Devon

>>37848748
Could have spilt all the beer

>>37848751
>Annoying is telling the little shits I'm on parole no I can't buy you drank? are bottle in 74 seconds once a toast to the fast dash to east of Devon
is this english?

>>37848708
leave or unlose your virgitiy

the summer season is simplest when the cook gardens

>>37848782
naw

you?

>>37848748
>>37848773
Might as well have, the room now stinks of hot beer. Making me gag

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>>37848708
y duz it, mi frend????????????????????

>>37848786

How does my post indicate in anyway I'm a normie, you dumb prick?

>>37848249
this doop?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvLDm8821jQ

>>37848808
it's nice to grate on a great screen name but do not let one of many many men add one pound of an auld fucking feud ad all the old cunts of a certain hair cutting studio to the suckers list and mist

>seeing the capthacas bonsai sees

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>>37848708
>getting offended over images
back to pleddito friendo

>>37848811

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE!

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>>37848708
HOOOOLD MEEE
WHATEVER LIIES BEEYOOOND THIS MOOOORNIIING IS A LITTLE LATER OOON

REGAAARDLESS OF WAARNINGS THE FUTURE DOESN'T SCARE ME AT ALLLLL

NOOOOTHING'S LIKE BEFORE!!

>>37848808
Why is it hot?

It's too fucking hot lads, when will it end?

>>37848886
About september-ish

>>37848875
Because it's boiling in here. Doesn't help that it was on the patch of the sofa I was just laying on, so you have body heat adding to the equation.

Spilt it on my arse too

>>37848875
New hipster thing - boiling beer to tea level temperatures

Have you not seen all the bettles (beer kettles) being sold everywhere?

>>37848840
Top trumps
noooooooooos From Crome 2000
https://youtu.be/WmQTCgV5MU0

my cat just got btfo'd by a feral cat, haha

>>37848897

this is the uk lad.

it will be 12 degrees and torrential rain next week.

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>>37848859
pls be nyce mi frend, am geting upscett at ur attichood :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

>>37847838
Incog mode

>>37847838
Incog mode >>37848911
when there were three towers

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Cancelled my bank card lads. Good to hear nothing has gone from it which suggests it is somewhere in the house. Going to be very annoyed should I find it now. But overall a good feel!

What will you be doing tonight then lads?

>>37848930
>>37848944
what r u doing

>>37848949
How do you manage to lose your card, but not your entire wallet? HMMMMMM/.???../

>>37848956
I don't keep it in a wallet, just loose in my pocket~

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>>37848949
So, I hear you're a racist now tilde?

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>>37848950

laying out the fortune traveler out caravan ven some paint with Matt paint to paint black boards I am )()(chan I am left til I die or until the till is full if full RUN

>>37848949
Fuck off you racist lying attention whoring soggy bollock

>>37848914
And we'll all still moan about it

Well I, for one, welcome our new precipitation overlords

>>37848996
>>37848996

you still haven't told me what is wrong with racism laddo

>>37848972
I am no racist anon! This is a horrible meme!

>>37848949
Writing a few papers that I procrastinated on, then maybe playing some dragon age inquisition multiplayer. Would the planet cool down if we got rid of 90% of the population?

You can't fucking tell me with a straight face that global warming isn't real right now. What the fuck has been going on for the past week or so.

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>>37848066
Thanks for giving me a laff

>>37849018
Global warming is real. It's called summer and it happens every year.

>>37849043
gottem, bet he'll kill himself for being so daft eh desu

>>37849043
haha ZING haha

>>3784906
Zing zing

>>37848855
>getting offended over images

Uncomfortable doesn't mean "offended", you dickhead.

Get off 4chan for half an hour.

>>37849095
>Get off 4chan for half an hour.

yes, sir..

>>37849095
Its practically the same thing you utter gobshight

Dont reply to me if you dont even know how to read english properly.

>>37849116
I didn't understand what you just wrote

>>37848908
Clearly you're not drinking it fast enough out of the fridge.

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Bit of a heavy ice cup here but once it thaws a bit I think it's gonna be a good one.

>>37849116
I can't read this post for some reason

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just watched a great programme on hedgehogs on channel 5.now watching programme about poundland on itv.peasants all!

>>37849116

Not really, fucking idiot. I think the heat is getting to you. Maybe stick your head in the fucking oven to cool off.

The increasing number of normalfags or pseudo-normalfags (i.e. the kind of normie who used to be weird enough to drift into a non-reddit online forum, but didn't use it as his entire social life.) who seem to love anime culture, even memetically, is disturbing.

scantily clad anime women were not what i expected to find on the steam page of my old friends, but there they are.

not sure if it's a big meme on their part or if they've unironically just veered in an unpaletable direction. (it's not the anime i object to, anime's fine, it's just "someone like that" engaging in tasteless displays of it seems wrong.)

>>37849125
Have you ever thought of putting some vimto in before you put it in the ice cup machine?

>>37848255
White women are trash.

>>37849154
Better to leave it pure lad. As it melts and hollows out In the centre you can drink the water then fill the space with anything you want.

>>37849121
>>37849128
Stop samefagging and go back to plebbit with that shitty humour
>>37849147
That doesnt make sense

I fucking hate the underage summerposters larping as neets

>>37849150
>complains about normalfags
>"not what i expected to find on the steam page of my old friends"

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>37849052
>>37849067
Oh shit I didn't realise how tfw too intelligent that was

I sincerely apologise for the cringe, just wanted to be clever ;_;

>>37849201
Like I said, the specific example people are the kind of normalfags weird enough to talk on forums, but not autistic enough to be like me and make it their only form of social contact until they withdraw entirely into imageboards and drown in shit

What is with all the salt in britfeel lately? Is it the heat making everyone uncomfy?

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Posted one of these earlier and people either told me to not get it or it would be difficult it pull off.
I've looked and found a couple of others I like, the bottom one seems like it's for girls but I figure it will be find if I just get a bigger size.
I'm definetly getting one of them I just don't know which one yet, what are your opinions lads?

>>37849217
You know what you have to do, anon

Original scorn

Anyone had interviews lately? What questions should I expect?

>>37849290
If you really must, I'd insist on the first.

>>37849290
Do you live on fucking sesame street?

NEW GAME LADS. THIS TIME SPRINT MODE.

WHO CAN GET THE FURTHEST.

>https://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=mAm4&k=kE0

Game will start at 22:04

>>37849290
If I was personally going to get any I'd still stick with the original one you liked. I do generally prefer grey though. It's almost growing on me as something I could wear to a concert or something.

>>37849315
pls no bully lad im sure you like things that other people dont too

>>37849290
This is the type of thing that is so shit that the only way it'll work is if you go as obnoxious as possible. For that reason, I insist you choose the bottom one. Top left is just outright shit but bottom is almost shittastic.

>>37849293
Never been to Reddit besides fapping but I will gladly fuck off back there

It's been good guys

>>37848563
she is fucking gorgeous lad. would love to fuck a milf like this.

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just beat my best time on rainbow road in mario kart super circuit
it's boiling

>>37849311
>>37849326
>>37849334
Thanks for the input lads, guess I'll go with the first one after all
It's coming from somewhere in Asia so it might be a bit before it arrives but I'll post pics when it does

>>37848949
tonight sleeping.
now though, i'm listening to this
https://youtu.be/wTFLC_81dM4
it's lectures about death and thinking of it as a natural happy event,but it's like chill out music as well. v comfy desu

want to wear a flower in my hair but know i'd look like a deranged psychopath instead of accentuating that i'm a harmless weirdo.

also it'd probably attract insects

just walked doggo past 2 of my old schools, had a few feels about it desu

>tfw you'll probably never stop chasing after your youth and fantasising about what if you were a child again

almost choked on my drink then fucking hell

>>37849489
are you >>37849473

The fuck is up with all of these hippies

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>>37849491

lets be honest, you wouldn't change a thing.

none of us would.

>>37849531
i'm not, his posting made me think of throwing it out there.

everyone thinks i'm a half-hearted punk based on my current appearance, i'd rather look like a hippie. but not a serious hippie, just a sort of kind-hearted weirdo sort of thing.

>>37849540
Inb4 add a penis

>>37849540
i'd get diagnosed with autism earlier and get myself walled away in the special classes and have a good relationship with my teachers.

still wouldn't ever do homework unless i could do it in the spaz class during school hours, though.

>>37849489

Yeah, Charlie Manson and a lot of other twisted post-hippies really ruined the flower power vibe.

>>37849491

I found out through an old school friend that an old school friend had been working at Asda while I was having a Alan Partridge like obsession with ice cream, and regularly buying it at 1AM.

>>37847745
You ever wish you could find a depressed waifu irl?

>Go into 99p store
>Late 20's short dark haired woman being trained on the tills
>Bags under her eyes, looks depressed, still cute and skinny though
>See her later at the bus stop having a smoke, looks just as depressed

Probably some degenerate psycho with mental problems because "muh childhood" though.

busking day 1: made a total haul of 86 quid in 4 hours

not too shabby lads, lost 10% on my coins via the machine though.. tesco bastards

>>37849598
>Probably some degenerate psycho with mental problems because "muh childhood" though.

Says the /britfeel/ poster!

>>37849603
good job lad
mind giving us a sample on vocaroo?

would anybody care to try out a new meme? please submit your memes for approval

>>37847781
>Started doing push ups and bodyweight squats in my room to get in shape and lose weight
>Starting to become addicted to it
>Used to fap and eat to kill time
>Now I do a few pushups and enjoy the burn

>>37849634
there are no new memes because they are all in my TUMMY!

>>37849634
Thinking of becoming gallagharlad. I'll avatar as Liam and give shit to albarn lad anytime he posts.

Might also make a Noel la' and tell Liam to piss off and defend albarnla'

Or I might let Britnormie do it seeing as Albarnlad is his original character and I don't want to tread on his toes.

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>>37849634

Homoerotic footballers.

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>>37849634
bohb nah


if somethings a bit naff you say "thats bohb nah, innit"

>>37849686
thats bohb nah innit

>>37849634
edward heath beating up theresa may

>>37849655
Push ups, sits ups, squats and chin ups lad.

I do sit ups and push ups on day before bed. The next I do squats and chins.

Not made huge gains lad, but it helps me get an actual sleep.

>>37849702
bohb nah

>>37849686
sounds like a scot saying, that's bob now isn't it

>>37849634
Monkey tennis?

apparently not original

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>when you pull back the curtain and they don't like what they see

Well, maybe next time.

>>37849718
That's bawb new in it.

>>37849718
nah cos you pronounce bohb like you would pronounce bubb

>>37849742
Explain what you meant by this

>37849515

>Ino right stick on Jimmy the fire ball doesn't equate ions in the ATon structure

>not in jail because I didn't fuck her

>https://youtu.be/JskztPPSJwY

t. the truck boys

>>37849670
not liking this at all
>>37849677
good idea, however i don't think we need more avatar posters, how about creating a smug liam gallagher pepe to reply to him with instead?
>>37849679
this has potential, we could get something going with the daily daily star
>>37849686
think we can give this probationary status
>>37849706
gonna have do some field trials with this one
>>37849726
how about something with chris eubank?

>>37849634
Does anyone have the time?
Doopee Time

>tfw you're a normie that comes on here to post screen shots to your gf to laugh with her about mongs

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>go to town earlier to sign on
>leave job centre asap
>walking back home and decide to pop into greggs to get a cheese and bacon slice
>see grill who asked me to be her boyfriend back in year 10
>she was ugly and spotty back then, sperged and said no
>both now 21 and believe she's at uni
>she's blossomed into an incredible looking young woman
>wearing a thin summer dress
>slim, curvy and fucking glowing
>doesn't even recognise me
>leave without buying my food
>walk home as fast as i can and cry into my pillow for a good few hours before mum gets home

>>37849775
mate that is PROPER bohb nah

>>37849775

post pics of gee-ef faggot

>>37849753

Basically a girl asked me "Dude, are you okay?" and over the course of the conversation I divulged how bonkers I am.

>>37849753

He "it must of been a he"

>>37849775
>The you're a Normie and know this guy is a liar or a fucking mong autistic who happened to get a bird

I'd laugh at you with my bird but she doesn't have an interest in 4chan because she's not a fucking goon.

>>37849809

post pics of your gee-eff too pls

>>37849809
girls always take interest in theirs guys interest. you're lying.

>>37848465

>tug the nrg

Me personally can not wait until the polite black male show up "with the money"

aint

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>>37849766
Well done today, child.

Don't look now lads, but I believe we might have a stroke victim in our midst. Try not to startle him

>>37849937
>>37849766
Is Doopee Time the official britfeel album of the summer? I think it might be

>>37849778
Should've brought it up with her then slip that you still wouldn't fuck her. Fuck with her head a bit lad.

>>37849726
Coving bright

originally origami

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>>37849778
>tfw went to all boys school so no awkward teen romance
Was just non stop BANTER

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>>37849965
startle him

>>37849315
a class rekt right there kek

>>37850059

no lads acting like cheeky traps?

>>37850047
i'm not sure i could have helped but totally stumble over my words like an utter sperg.

>>37850036
It should be, desu.

>>37850059
thats a silly little picture

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>>37849702
that's bahb nah, init

>>37849778
>when you turn down a gorgeous shortstack girl in year 12 because you had your internet gf and a warped mind
>saw a picture of her recently and she's a fat little goblin

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>>37850036
>>37850124
Blessed be you both.

>>37850118
Practice makes perfect. Plus once you accept that you're not trying to fuck them but instead fuck with them talking to women becomes piss easy.

just had a good knob cheese harvest lads, haha

>>37850130
>tfw tried making bohb nah a thing on s4s since it seemed like it would fit better
>no success
>it catches on after 10 minutes on /r9k/

truly the best board, proper bohb yah innit

>>37850130
I reckon we can take this meme global

>>37850162
Ever tasted it as an experiment lad?

>>37850187
haha lad
yes

>tfw 72 pages in and not even a grin when a tear forged comfort pillow scares a bedroom share

>>37850196
That spoiler genuinely made me laugh

>>37850196
What was it like? Ever considered storing up and putting it on a sandwich and giving it to someone?

Can't even be arsed with games anymore wtf

>>37850219
just like stilton tbqh

>>37850202
Hello stroke anon, how are you feeling this eve

some tinder lass is up for a shag but she has a staffordshire terrier rescue dog. Is it even worth going round? I'm a bit desparate, but not desparate enough to risk a 25% chance of mauling

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They seem so happy

>>37850232
Do my homework for me you slutty chav

>>37850196
great use of spoilers.

>>37850202
What are you even trying to say proper bahb nah u lad

>>37850118
Funnily enough, there were a bunch of homos (like actual, confirmed) in the years above and below me, but aside from one weird guy who said he was bi there were none in mine.

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Got an induction tomorrow. They asked me to bring my full birth certificate and a driving license.

I only have the small birth certificate and a provisional. How fucked am I?

Just had a cheeky shower beer. Was thoroughly enjoyable. How noticeable do you think it would be if I put whisky in my tea at work? Think you could smell it?

Off to go and be slightly less of a robot at glastonbury tomorrow. Is my escape from wage slavery and anxiety. Probably helps that you can drink all day without weird looks.

>>37850251
Post pics and we'll judge oregano commento

>>37850279
Try it at home first and see how it smells

>>37850254
nah, why am I a slutty chav la?

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>>37848036
Really can't be bothered with booking another doctor's appointment, lads.

>>37850238
Stick it on a sarnie and feed a co-worker with it lad. Post results.

>>37850309
>glastonbury

FONT

>>37850168
glad my shitty little paint image made you happy lad.
>>37850171
would need a better shoop than mine for that, lad

>>37850311
Maybe I will. Might pick some Tetley tomorrow for a closer experiment as thats what they use at work

>>37850310

She's a 2/10, my point was are rescue staff terriers likely to maul strangers?

>>37850401
Probably not lad and if she wants it that badly she'll put him on a leash. It's not like you're fucking her in front of the dog.

>>37850401
Shag her while staring her dog in the eyes

>>37850473
no he should shag the dog whilst staring her in the eyes

Poleaboo has developed and taken a super tranny syrum and is coming to get you, roll to find out which britfeelfag will protect you:
1-ebin
2-tilde
3-Britnormie
4-Sexy Kev
5-Sophie Poster
6-Shipanon
7-Damonlad
8-Leedslad
9-Milk Cat poster
0-Stuck in east Devon lad

dubs - Vegetalad

Trips - truck boys

Lads, how do I rent a room/flat? I finally got accepted for an internship, but it is in a different city.

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>Go to HMV
>Older guy behind the till with big milk bottle glasses and a beard
>Ask him what kind of music is popular these days
>Think he's gonna bring me over to the top 40 charts
>Hands me a copy of Morphine Time instead

Doopee

just on the al blower and me bird threw me a text saying she wants me to shit on her tonight. i said "is it ok if i shit while on the laptop", she said it is. now im gonna be taking a hefty shit on her while posting on here. what do you make of this one lads?

>>37850552

rolling for self defence

>>37850518
He should tug his dick while staring at both of them. While crying.

>>37850552
Did poleaboo disappear yet? I havent noticed him in a few months now.

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>>37850552
rolling for tilde tbqh

>>37850586
I think that's the way to go. apparently wymen like a man who is not afraid to show his emotions.

>>37850552
rolling for ebin

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>>37850552
Save me Nana

>>37850401
if he's anything like my rescue staff, it's more likely he'll want to jump on the bed and start licking you during the fugging

>>37850552
rolling for saiyan prince

>>37850561
probably sites like right move or zoopla or something.normally go check them out first but might be a bit tricky if it's in another city
>tfw, looking at deactivated guns on a site called Arundel militaria, captcha's got Arundel in it

Is there anywhere I can find porn of chavvy slags?

>>37850700
Very impressive laddo

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>>37850623
>rolling for tilde

hmpf the nerve. i have no intention of being content with staying number two forever, someday i will surpass you all.

>>37850700
it appears as though we are not all circus clowns.

>>37850552
Rolling for shipanon and his lethal dose of morphine

What is your experienve with black people, lads?

>>37850552
Don't mind who saves me.

>>37850552
Might as well give this a go desu!

>>37850894
Only positive so far desu

When did these new rules appear, lads?

How are we supposed to rank /britfeel/ in order of looks now?

>>37850721
Thanks, you probably saved me.

>>37850894
Only black guy I know is Jeff the Big Issue seller and he is sound as a pound

>>37850894
Only had 2 black mates my whole life. One was great and one was a dick. Met with a lot of black dealers though, they were fine.

>>37850894
MASSIVE dbz and all round anime fan
once pretended to be haunted by the ghost of a a little japanese girl
we used to tell him people in school called him a nigger to get him to beat them up

>>37850606
I've had him filtered so long I can't remember. It's pretty great.

>>37850894
loud with no consideration for other people

>too hot to get hard
>might finally be getting my first tinder date just as i become temporarily erectile dysfunctioned
this is a fucking sad joke lads

>>37850894
i have only knew a few black people. i was friends with a black guy when i was a kid and he was a really nice guy; i think he was gay though.

recently met another black guy through my brother, he is alright but quite obnoxious and loud.

i very rarely come across black guys.

>>37850894
the most braggadocio people i have ever met yet really have nothing to be proud of

>>37851146
>we used to tell him people in school called him a nigger to get him to beat them up

that is pretty fucking funny. got any stories to share?

>>37847838
ZERO
VOTES
ZERO VOTES
NOT EVEN A SINGLE VOTE

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>>37849634
Edgy Jeremy Corbyn pepes

>>37849290
they're all hideous poleaboo...

>>37850894
Was only one black guy in my year at school. He tried to steal money from teachers by claiming it was sponsoring for Duke of Edinburgh award. Might've gotten away with it if he didn't fucking brag about it.

>>37849540
There are several things I would do without a doubt. There were turning points at which my life could have been salvaged without even applying much more effort. It would only have taken insight. Don't talk to me about childhood you fuck.

going for a poo I think lads haha

>>37851476
might do a piss me lad haha

>>37851437
All the black lads at my school were real nice. Might be one of the reasons I'm not actually that racist.

>>37851476
>>37851501
Might go for a piss and a poo lads haha

>>37851501
alright

*opens mouth*

shoot lad haha

Haha lads haha

Might do a cheeky laugh lads haha

>>37851546
bahb nah lad haha

>>37851525
this has me crying laughing lad
>>37851552
but this nearly killed me

haha poopoo haha

miight have a piss, poo, and a wank lads haha

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rocket league ha ha

lads haha

haha

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donuts haha
lads

britfeel best thread on r9k haha lads

What would it take for a post in britfeel to get 25 (you)s? how extreme/unusual would it have to be? Barring dubs, I think it would literally have to be something like Theresa may with a timestamp

>>37851733
I think a picture of ebin or tildes face.

or an incredible well written, believable britnormie story.

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>>37851733
Nah its much easier than that lad. You just have to post something like this

>>37851758
>snickers below mars
avin a fuckin giggle are ya mate haha?

>>37851733
I don't think we have enough posters on at one time to get that many replies.

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>>37851754
>I think a picture of ebin

I was going to post a face pic today actually, but I don't want to get banned now they introduced that new rule

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Macedonia lads haha

>>37851788
don't do it ebin it would be too easy to find you in filey

>>37851788
>I was going to post a face pic today actually
No you weren't you liar.

buying /britfeel/ bf

>>37851788
its stupid because different boards have different cultures. we want to know what people look like who frequent a specific board.

>>37851788
you won't get banned.

it's more to stop whole threads of people posting their pictures, or people asking for it.

If it's a one off it's fine.

>>37851807
What about it?
Origug

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Can any of you lads near a poundland give this a go and report back?

>>37851758
>Double decker and mint aero in Meh
>Twix and Mars in God
>No GOLD bar in sight

End it all

>>37851868
>No GOLD bar in sight
Fucking this. Gold bar is the tits.

Next person to get dubs has to post their face

Is prison break worth watching? Just watched the pilot and it seems a bit meh so far.

>>37851917
it's fucking shite lad. don't bother. Watch a proper show like better call saul.

>>37851917
It was a definite 'only watching this because nothing else is on' show for me when it aired.

>>37851846
I went there in 2014 haha

>>37851908
roll

grddgdgdgr

>>37851933
unlucky lad. you have to post your face

I JUST WANT TO BE A NORMAL CIS GIRL WHY DO I HAVE TO BE AN INSANE TRANNY FREAK THAT WILL NEVER PASS AND NEVER FIND TRUE LOVE SOMEBODY JUST END MY SHITTY LIFE ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>37851856
just watched that program lad
well, it was on in the kitchen
shall have a butchers tomorrow

Holy shit lads, an asteroid just landed in Coventry city centre

>>37851856
not spending a quid on a choccy bar mate

>>37851982
how did the muzzies manage this one the fucking scoundrels?

>>37851976
>I JUST WANT TO BE A NORMAL CIS GIRL
No you don't, you're just a miserable outcast. You're not even gay. I say this as a friend.

>>37851945
I've been there around 14ish times

>>37851986
Its probably massive though lad

>>37851982
Probably improved it haha

>>37851976
>will never pass
>never find true love
Eh, those things aren't /necessarily/ true

just meme'd my mates with Eliza on tekken haha classic

tilde just got shitdick off ebin ahahahahahahaha

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>>37851788
this WAS NOT me, I wouldn't /soc/ here. Two britfeelers have seen my picture and if you ask them nicely they might have saved it to leak it.

>>37852046
Its platonic.

>>37851933
Is better call Saul actually good? Seemed a bit boring when I watched it last time