Tinder boost Anyone with tinder plus use the tinder boost? If

>had tinder for months
>2 matches
>1 ignored me the other never started a conversation
>tempted to spend the $5 on a boost
>but don't wanna pay money to be disappointed

it's a tough call

>>37847614

Well lately my matches have been few and far between, and they've been low-quality women. The boost got me a shitload, and plenty of hot ones. I think i was just pushed to the back of the list after a few months of use, because my matches reeeeeally slowed down prior to the boost.

>>37847586
I used the boost once. If you want to fuck a fatty, boost will increase your range of choices. If you want a qt, you were fucked from the start anyways.

I actually recently bought Tinder Plus to see how I fair in other countries.

But something I actually came to post on /r9k/ about is how I made a female account to see what it would be like. It is honestly NOTHING like I expected. 99% of the guys on Tinder are absolute incels by 4chan standards, although I'm sure some have had sex before. In an hour I only swiped right on ~10 guys. I got 3 matches. 2 started the conversation, including one who super liked me. The super liker wanted to buy me lunch and was somewhat alpha in how he said it. The other guy was some big YouTuber with 1+m subs, according to his bio, and was decently /fit/, but he immediately triple messaged me after the match asking what can he do to impress me so that he could take me on a date.

>>37847586

I've used Tinder plus and it indeed improved the matches. Makes me wonder if I would be successful if I used Tinder before it had its limits.

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>Buy me food
What are some other shit Tinder memes?

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>>37847750
>occupation: stay at home momma

>>37847727
I should probably mention what I was expecting. I always heard about how every girl on Tinder has 50 Chads messaging her, but it is incredibly difficult to find even one Chad.

>>37847727

I think the swipe in other countries feature is a waste. Most women won't look at you if you're 3,000 miles away, and you probably don't show up in their local queue for a long time. I've gotten a few matches in 3rd world shitholes where women don't even speak english, but absolutely nothing in places like London. Then, i actually went to London and got a ton of matches, even met up with a posh little qt.

>>37847727
>>37847883

You guys wouldn't believe the losers who blew my fake stacy account to high heaven. One even went to the restaurant i told him i worked at, and he messaged her like 8 times saying he was outside waiting. Then i told a skinny little dude i wanted some dick from him, and he got all scared saying he was a virgin and didn't know what to do.

Then of course, dozens of dozens of tryhards trying to be witty.

I mean, i always start off with one cheesy pun just to get it started, and i don't care if they like it or not. Most of the time they do, but after that first message i play it cool.

>>37848028
I couldn't even force myself to swipe right on these guys, even for the lulz.

>tfw shitty catfisher

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>>37847750
>venmo me $5 and see what happens

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Well look at that. She got all sjw because i have 'spider lives matter' on my profile. Then she called me a 'racist cunty ass BITCH' and unmatched me, although i was nothing but civil.

Think she was a nigger catfishing?

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>>37847750
>shilling their social media

>>37849097
Fuck this fucking cunt bitch

It's great, I went from not getting laid to paying to not get laid.

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>>37849200

>named 'Tyree'
>professional looking pics
>explosive temper when i tried to be reasonable
>used all caps
>typed 'ur' instead of 'your'

I think she's shitskin getting buttmad at all the attention the white girl she chose is getting.

I told her i matched with plenty of black girls and they all found my line funny not offensive, and she just blew up.

>tfw my area is 90% catfish from New York

>>37849380
le nerd shirt xdddd
God I hate normies

Haha you fucking faggots can't get laid. I hired a Chad to get me pussy.

>>37849604
>that will work.

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Found a genuine titty monster near me and used my super-like, but it's hopeless. She has thousands of followers on Instagram thanks to her huge tits.

>>37847586
how the fuck did a white female end up being named Tyree

>>37849639
dude I know a few titty monsters at FAU

South florida in general is just full of genetically top-tier women

>>37849480
This isn't the 90s, star wars is a normie franchise

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>be me trying tinder
>swipe yes only on women I'm interested in
>never get a match
>get desperate and swipe yes on literally every woman
>still never get a match
>this shit is garbage, it's wasting space on my phone

>>37849976
Too bad I can't meet any of them.

Never matched with anyone. Whats the point anons?

I have never used it but don't men outnumber women like 2-1 on tinder? And in some places the numbers are even more skewed.

I don't think you could create something more destructive to male self-esteem if you tried. I've heard all these stories about how soul crushing tinder is. Like a guy who is balding took out the one photo that made it obvious and suddenly he is getting tons of matches. Or he added one inch to height and now lots of women want to fuck him.

Real life is that judgmental too, but it obscured. She rejects you but typically gives you some platitude excuse. Those dating apps are just cold hard brutal kill-yourself truths.

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had tinder for 3 days, no matches.

>use tinder for 8 momths and not a single right swipe
>use grindr for 2 weeks and a bunch of thirsty ass dudes want my boipucci

>>37849097
god STOP
STOP BEIGN A BITCH
im a loser and im drunk right now but hoy shit you make me cringe
typing this shit myah myeeahm emehehe like you simpering fucking asshol asslicking fuck
stop typing so much you just want approval you weak fucking loser show some strength for once in your fucking life god damn

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>>37849639
>eyebrows

>>37849976
>genetically top-tier women
>american standards

>>37852467
I'm not sure what's more sad. You typing this or other anon's post.

>>37852997
faggot

asdfasdfasdfasd

>>37852467

Wasn't after approval you shit stain, i was trying to diffuse the nigger's temper so i could launch an assault. I knew that if i went right away i'd get unmatched.

And i was right, it was a nigger catfishing as a youtuber named Amy Ordman. Makes sense now, girls always love my shit, no one gets offended.

>>37853179
you text girls like a bitch

>>37847586
i remember googling awhile back how tinder makes money, there are no ads. Is tinder boost their first method of monetizing tinder? besides selling your private data i mean

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>>37853225

Well, girls are asking me out at least. Do they ask you out too?

>>37853343
You still text like a bitch. Don't turn this into a dick-measuring contest.

>>37853405

>text like a bitch

Damn, maybe one day i'll be good at texting like you. Always dreamed of being a badass texter.

>>37849380
m8 this is amyordman on instagram. https://www.instagram.com/p/BTcZ2ralBAC/

>>37849639
AH FUCK WE LIVE IN A 50 MILE RADIUS. FORT LAUDY REPRESENT.

>>37849976
South Floridian women are horrible people though. I would never marry or date a girl from here, I've lived here my whole life and hate it here.

I've had two gfs and both were from other areas, one from rural north florida that moved here my senior year and the other was from iowa. hoes here are mean as fuck.

I've gotten no pussy from any girls who were born/ raised here, yet I have had sex without fail every time I leave the state on vacation.

>>37853688
every time since I was 16*

>>37849380
>>37853557
AHAHAHAAA
Tinder full of catphishers as well of course.

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Am in vacation so the pool of opportunity is infinitely larger, but I don't want to swipe anything out of fear it will match..

>>37854106
Do it. Swipe. Vacation means you'll never see them again anyway.

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>>37847586
Your pic looks like the Dollar General version of one of my favorite porn grills, Kylie Quinn

>regularly got matches but didn't fuck girls
>realize that I won't find my wife on tinder so there's no use in having it
>uninstall
Get on that ascended level and stop caring about getting the fucc so much.