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>girl offers to leave her non-abusive boyfriend for me
>I consent
>she leaves her boyfriend
>I tell her that I don't want her and leave her cheating roastie ass out in the cold

This happens about once a year. What type am I?

>>37846140
The cold morality makes me think you might be INFJ. Doing God's work anon, like an anti-roastie Chris Hansen.

>>37846190
>cold morality
That hit me like an epiphany for how to describe INFJs. Hadn't occurred to me before.

Guided and fake? Not sure I understand. As a fellow ENTP, my problem is that I often have creative impulses that I must end up doing. I am the one that has difficulty not doing X in public, whether it is flopping on the ground like a fish or examining a rusty nail I found on the ground to the point of ignoring anything else. I feel literally retarded yet am at the same time self-aware of all of this and just prioritize these impulsive actions over being part of society.

I can't function in groups either. I don't feel like I belong. Maybe because I am a loud and terrifying autist that as a ENTP has every problem under the sun with little redemption. I feel like a calculated joke, like I was designed to be put on the earth just to cause insanity.

People thought there was something off about me if they got to know me. My autism somehow comes off as quirky and charming at first, so I experience a high where I am somehow the most popular person. Then everyone can't stand me and, because I became so well known, it transpires to everyone despising me as a mass entity. They felt I was retarded enough to blow up a school but not retarded enough not to fight me anyway.

I have no idea if I am a psychopath. I can't cry if my closest family members got shot but will cry if a friend I care heavily for says hello. I live two worlds, one where I am rigid and have no emotion, the other where I break down into tears and am a pathetic wreck that will just insult myself constantly.

I have no idea what I am. I am ENTP, I make no sense, even to myself. It is terrifying being a ENTP, you verge on madness. I make zero sense to most people as I am so conflicted in how I act, I spent most of my day yesterday hunting down a ten year old I could argue with about why they will turn into faggots because they are innately F based. You think I know why I did that? I just felt I had to, it felt like something I never did and really wanted to try, so I hung around a school to be an autist.

>>37846348
Hi again, autist ENTP.

>>37846383
Aren't all ENTPs autists? How do you know which one I am?

>>37846399
The imposing text wall and the complex, long sentence structure reminds me of that last ENTP on the previous thread.

>>37846314
Add this to the list of reasons INFJs are great people. They don't beat around the bush and, if you break their morals, they will flat out tell you and probably get even.

>click on spoiler
>I already knew...

>>37846348
Every single part of this resonates with me so heavily that I think I'm about to have another manic episode. Especially the randomly examining shit part, goddamn. Saving your post right now. I've always disregarded social rules ever since I was a lil boy, I just always see everything as some opportunity to either make a joke or start shitting on the floor.

>>37846427
Hmm, I don't see many long sentence structures at all coming from ENTPs in the last thread. I usually am in every one of these threads though, so perhaps you are aware who I am.

>>37846446
The one thing to know about shitting on the floor, don't do it somewhere you plan to return.

INFP
My life is a neverending cycle of being cognitively and emotionally paralyzed by feels and then escaping them only for them to reoccur. I can't grow like this. It's like I'll have periods where I actually feel like I'm me, I can do things, I have purpose and I understand things with clarity, and even people I talk to will notice that I'm articulating myself better and coming up with new (to me or them, anyway) ideas, but then when the feels overload happens everything fucking STOPS for literal years at a time and I become nothing other than a bundle of really, really, really stupid and pointless feelings that temporarily degrade me into a drooling, neurotic retard.
It's a pointless holy war inside my head and it always has been. I want it to go away for good, ideally without killing myself.

>>37846140
>>37846190
One problem with that: INFJs aren't romantically popular at all. They're considered boring nerds. He's probably ESTJ or something normalfag like that.

>>37846491
Funny, I almost said ESTJ

>>37846491
INFJs aren't boring nerds. They are the perfect MBTI type.

>>37846544
>anything with a J
>perfect
The perfect MBTI type is INTP
They've transcended the ordinary human way of thinking and their minds have joined the ranks of our hypothetical ayy space brethren in greatness

>>37846605
ikr intp here

>>37846605
But INTPs are just robots that want to complain about everything.

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>>37846544
>Whiny
>Grudge holders
>Socially awkward spergs who nobody likes

You have a strange definition of perfect, friend.

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>>37846085
How do I go from hall monitor to Fascist? I'm socially retarded so I can't make small talk or put my thoughts into words well.

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>>37846671
To an outside observer who can't grasp their complex thought processes, maybe.

>>37846605
intp fags are literal to-be mass shooters

>tfw INFP and sadist edgelord
I really despise psychopaths and score high on empathy tests and stuff and yet I get serious fantasies about doing Ted Bundy shit.

For the most part I've been able to contain myself but I feel like if I don't break my isolation and autism I could drift to some fucked up places.

Like, I'm really lonely and could use a pet companion but I'm worried I might end up torturing it or something.

Haven't really encountered any other INFPs who are like this.

>>37846703
Well, I like them a lot anon. They are far from whiny, they are realists, and their opinions make a lot more sense than other MBTI types. Oh, they are definitely grudge holders, if you wrong them I don't blame them for holding something against you. They may be socially awkward, but they offer such a gift to the world in the form of being someone who genuinely cares about others while having deep thoughts of their own and the ability to comprehend abstract concepts. They are pretty much The Watcher from the Marvel comics. I love you bald-headed freaks!

>>37846819
if you are worried then you wont

>>37846780
"Complex". I think a INFJ would not say anything and would like you to be more complex, but they have so much more going in their head than "tfw no girlfriend".

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>>37846819
My INFP ex-fiancee was like that. She was kind of insane as a child and literally tortured people who pissed her off. In third grade she snapped the fingers of a boy who made her mad one by one.

>>37846819
Hey anon I'm INFP and I'm sort of like that
You gotta learn how to pacify yourself, this shit will steal away your future if you don't learn to control it. I like ambient music, for example. Really helps me go back to pleasant headspaces when the feels train hits hard.

>>37846819
I feel about the same way, honestly. INTP.
I'm a bit confused with the line between feeling and thinking because I put a lot of thought into morality on a daily basis and try to keep a logical and organized moral code. does that make me thinking or feeling?

>>37846851
Well the thing is I've done some shit before despite worrying, beating myself up and telling myself I won't do it again.

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>>37846926
>he gave into the thoughts and threw his gameboy out the car window while his mom was driving

>>37846906
I don't know how it would fit into function theory but that seems more T-like to me. INFP morality is more like, why can't the world be nice? holy shit why did that kid's mom have to die? why did the man take the candy from the baby? and then crying about it for hours, and when it gets more complex, forming /impressions/ (for lack of a better word, like feelings but more complex) of what your ideals are, rather than strict, linguistic mechanisms that you follow. Or at least that's the way it is for me.

But a preoccupation with morality is a supposedly INFP thing so I dunno man. You could be an INFP who likes using his noggin (more common than you would think, INFPs mistyping as INTP happens pretty frequently, or so I've heard), or an INTP who thinks about different things than some other INTPs. Or both or neither, whatever.

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>>37846085
I always get ISTP or once and a while INTJ on these.

Apparently I'm unempathetic and I don't show emotion.

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yeeah, I dont feel like a normie though.

>>37846460
entp's tend to ramble on about stupid shit no one cares about so yeah i'd say you fit the bill

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>>37847007
>tfw INFJ and that first paragraph describes me as well

I wish I could be a necromancer.

>>37846605
as an INTP who ascended from INTJ, this is very true. most INTP have very little in the way of ego, and just care about finding unequivocal truth(where that truth is though is anyone's guess)

>>37846926
I beat myself all the time

>>37846818
You sure? INTPs are usually pretty gentle and benign. I don't associate the two with each other. Just because they're weird and often depressed/isolated it doesn't mean they're killers m8o.

Mass shooters who don't do it for some political agenda strike me as more F-like because the act itself is usually pretty illogical.

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>>37846085
Turns out that last line is literally me.

I'm now at the stage where I'm even considering abandoning imageboards (and thus all non familial human contact) because I know that behind the mask of anonymity I would dislike most of the userbase as individuals.

It's being a social ghost that really did it. People tolerating me when I'm present, but never inviting me places, but also not being hostile. Simply not being important enough to care about either way. The worst possible place to fall.

I've realized friendship is something that only exists during childhood, that I'm never going to get it back and that the best outcome I can hope for is to go literally insane and fall out of contact with the cruelty of reality. (Though that's been exacerbated by reading economic history.)

>>37846906
INFP here
I have streamlined my moral code to basically "love is the entire law" and the definition of love is objective (won't go into it). Point being, all my actions, thoughts and feelings should agree with this principle. I've built my entire moral code around it.

And so I think you may also qualify as an INFP. I've thought about morality a lot and I am very attuned to when I break my own code. (That's probably Fi if we examine the cognitive functions.)

>>37846085
>shit on INFPs
Jokes on you i don't actually believe in any of this crap

>>37847219
you wouldnt dislike me but id dislike you

>>37847219
>and that the best outcome I can hope for is to go literally insane and fall out of contact with the cruelty of reality
It is actually possible my dude but you have to make a clean break, otherwise the two will mix and you'll turn into your standard paranoid schizo. Approach with caution. And stay away from other people even more, than you usually do unless you get lucky. They'll see your intentional delusion as a weakness and hurt you with it for laffs.

>>37847219
grow up
you have social anxiety and other issues

im also a martyr and im an intp
im such a nice guy that I embrace all the undeserving hate and suffering that I get because Id rather be the one that suffers it than someone else, and Im taking it a step further by not letting anyone know that im a nice guy. thats how I know im a nice guy

now that I dont have social anxiety I am less retarded and I let people deal with some things
I might offer myself as a tribute from time to time tho

>>37847219
>Being a social ghost

Please don't think like this. Most of the time it's all in our head and if we believe it people can pick it up and avoid us.

I've tried isolating myself and let me tell you, being trapped in your own head seems like fun initially but if you're not kind to yourself, eventually you'll lose it.

Friendship exists beyond childhood, and I'd say it's more meaningful as an adult. As a child it was friendship due to shared history, as an adult you make friends with shared interests. You just have to find friends that help you become a better person. I think true friendship is when you can help each other grow.

Please don't give up anon. Fighting!!

>>37847047
I bet someone out there appreciates my statements. Perhaps when the aliens come and examine all these archived threads to find out what was wrong with our society, they will be ENTPs and appreciate my clarification. I am representing humanity in a good light. You don't have good lights, you lose the bill. Then the landlord comes, throws you out, and you gotta run around looking for the space aliens to give you an anal probe. Maybe they would need less probes if we had more ENTPs keeping the lights on. Sure, it means more for your electricity bill which can lead to the great darkness, but then at least all humans are getting metallic objects shoved up their rectum.

>>37846085

Myers briggs and all those other tests are fuckin ridiculous

People swear by them like it's factual, it's just like a pop quiz, you can't measure "personality" unless you're basing it on disorders

You can classify A, B, C disorders and see a pattern, but even so you can't calculate a "personality"

People aren't robust in personality they are interchangeable and adaptable to certain situations.

>>37847433
its fun though, loosen up a bit.

>>37847197
I just don't like it that INTPs insist on being 2edgy4me and say things like "Blood runs down the face, you are what you made me, I hate everyone, but you know how much I don't care about people, let me now defend how I actually could care absolutely less about society as a whole. I don't care about people at all.". They sound like walking Hot Topic memes.

>>37847448
Let me guess, ENTP?

>>37847472
Let me guess, INTP?

>>37847492
Incorrect sir! For that you must take a penalty round. Now get up on the table and let us slap your butt cheeks with this fish.

>>37847433
>seeing people as a clump of flaws and disorders
wow found the NN that's MBTI for Negative Nancy

>>37847472
intp
I don't believe any of this bullshit either, believe me.

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>>37847522
you're a funny guy, you know that?

>>37847535
Anything to see you smile, Nancy

>>37847522

No i'm talking about personality disorders, meaning that when there is a consistent problem in personality there is factual basis, there is a distortion.

However you can't classify all "personalities" they simply aren't classifiable, like at all unless you're talking about personality disorders, that's like finding a virus in the system.

>seeing people as a clump of flaws and disorders

Also yes people are clumps of flaws and disorders, people are flawed period.

>>37847448
It is all fun and games until you start imagining how your pseudoscience makes you connected to iCarly and makes you feel you are failing in your moral duty to get in Miranda Cosgroves' pants.

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>tfw INTJ
>tfw basic human interaction is painful and hard

How the fuck do I make friends? I wish I was an ENFJ chad.

>INTP

I am tired of earth and people. I wish I could live on a different planet.

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>>37846085

How dull a Jezus persecution complex !

I also had ISTP once

It's quite true tho, the description adds up

To bad really Martyr's don't get any notice, a good martyr goes unnoticed, because his suffering is almost natural, getting shit on that's it

Lessons learned or not your suffering is meaningless

>hating on INFPs

Wew lad, you're basically beating a dead horse which is barely recognizable as a horse. Stop being weak and challenge yourself a bit

>>37846085
What's wrong with INFP?

Orig

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reminder that

>E are normies
>F and P are shit-tier
>S is barely passable as human

INTJ masterrace

>>37848201
>>37848167


I think that's the point being they are mrtyr's it's ironic don't you see ?

>>37848215
I = Loser
N = Autist
T = Cunt
J = Stuck-up shithead

>>37848215
If you are going to call everyone else shit, at least explain your rationale. Don't just say stuff to blanket-term everyone without getting to the real issues.

>>37848235
Well, the picture at >>37848124 doesn't describe me at all.

>>37848259
I am a ENTP and can agree with the assessment that NTs are autistic cunts. In fact, I think you just found the perfect way to describe us in two words.

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>be INFJ
>get into an argument with someone
>"stop analyzing me anon" "stop trying to get into my head anon"

>trying to help others
>"I don't want your pity anon"

>try to show other people their own mistakes so they can learn from them
>omg stop being such a cunt anon

I hate today's society. People are so used to being mocked by others and to the fact that nothing comes free and everyne just tries to abuse everyone. I just want to help people stand up for themselves so other people won't bully them and I want to show close-minded people a wider frame of things so that they aren't hateful towards other people.

>>37848215
have fun using muh superior intellect to play mind games with some random person who triggered your autism on the internet.

The only acceptable types are NTs, all other types are detestable.
Especially SFs.

>>37848235

No not really, its just that people here want to feel better about themselves by shitting on others, but they dont want to be shit on themselves. So they target the weakest type as they themselves are weak as well and wouldnt take on the stronger types, as its easy to shit on INFPs because of their glaring flaws and unlikeliness to retaliate.

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Reminder that introverted intuitives are special snowflakes

>>37848215
>J better than P

don't make me laugh

>>37848286

Why do ENTPs always try really hard to make themselves seem "evil"? I have seen this a lot here and its really annoying imo.

>>37848311
You're right but you're still probably invasive, even if you think you're benevolent. You don't necessarily have the right to interfere with everyone's affairs, and you can't make the mistake of assuming that you're always a positive (or negative, if you swing that way) influence.

People really prefer to be helped when they ask for it, I think. Not when it's unsolicited because then it's one more thing they have to deal with, whether you see it that way or not.

>>37848370
Because they're edgelords.

>>37848340

Makes sense i guess origjopjgp

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>>37846085
>INTP apparently the least crime minded
>still is seen as a weirdo

makes you think

I just wish I would have a type that would stick.

The only constant is xxTP

>>37848356

The use of the term "Introverted intuitive" is pretty misleading here. Following functions, INFJs are introverted intuitives but INFPs are extroverted intuitives.

>>37848452
What type are you? INTP I presume

>>37848356
I dont understand
I do understand that I as an intp am better than the rest but I dont know how

>>37848501

I initially tested as INFP (feeling 55%,thinking 45%) and then INTP about a year and a half later (feeling 45%, thinking 55%.)

>>37848370
Well, as an ENTP, I am not sure if I fit the bill for your general one. I suffer from a ridiculous amount of pessimism. In all honesty, I am not sure if it is pessimism or if I am just a realist that sees how garbage I really am? I literally have no good qualities. It isn't so much evil as opposed to just being weak and pathetic.

I feel like the world is filled with individuals trying to show me the good in me until they realize I am an autistic cunt and stop trying because they realize what a massive waste of time it is. You name it, I have the negative quality, while I don't really have anything I can consider praiseworthy.

>>37848399
I don't interfere intially Of course I want people to figure out their own problems on their own, that's the best way for them to do it but when I see they really need help I try to help them.
I learned to ignore the urge to help others so I just usually do nothing but when I get drunk people get really pissed off by me trying to make sure everyone is ok and not dying of alcohol poisoning.

ENTP is present lads
>almost entirely normie. No autism, enjoy socializing, love telling shitty jokes etc. etc.
>really dislike chads and stacies though, also khv
>only problem with me is that I've got no clue how to ask friends if I can start spending time with them

FeelsAdequateMan

>>37848536
T > F because it operates on established, concrete rules instead of fantasy or whim
N > S because sensors process something and then that's it, full stop. Process complete, now to process the next thing. N's will draw tangential conclusions from the things that they process, and then tangential conclusions from those tangential conclusions, etc, until you have working theories and such.
P > J because Ps can process information more effectively (although not necessarily more efficiently). They collect information before they process and form conclusions on it, rather than evaluating it immediately and then drawing conclusions based on the evaluations (and not raw data).
I > E because Es are always losing themselves to the opinions of others and have less opportunity to form unique and original opinions, because they constantly have a metaphorical voice in their head that tells them what to do, and they listen

Just my interpretation though

>>37846348
I strongly relate to this as an ENFP/ENTP. I can be calm and collected for short bursts or have extreme bouts of depression and self hate and dependence. Other times I feel on top of the world and like chad. I can't lie to anybody so I say everything that pops into my head. My thoughts are always jumbled and stumbling and it's hard to get anything organized in my head. I'm full of contradictions. People meet me and think oh wow he's cool, but then realize that I'm always this over talking crazy raving lunatic with BPD. I'm always in a state of mental flux everything is always melting why am I this way

>INTJ-T

First time taking this test. I pretty much hate people so I guess it's fitting.

INTJ is the only rational perspective. INTP are adequate sidekicks. All others are normies.

>>37848683
Failed ENTP here
>almost entirely robot. Autistic, extroverted so it shows even more than an INTP, tell jokes nobody gets and you end up getting frustrated.
>can't stand Chad, surrounded by them. Tried talking to ENFP, seems we are distant and on two different wavelengths. Can't really get along with feelers in general without wishing to rip my hair out of my skull because though they feel they don't seem to have any meaning behind those feelings. It is like they are whoring out their feelings and thus only see me as a cheap feel.
>I am great at making friends, even if I find I regret it as I cannot stand most people. The problem is that they bore me so I am mostly just sticking to it for loyalties sake, but try to keep it going. Meanwhile they distance themselves from me, either because they forget I exist or freak out due to my autism.
>99% of people get annoyed, not happy, when I start yelling about how I am Colonel Sanders come back from the dead and wish to add my special herbs and spices to better preserve their flavor. Why is everyone such a stick in the mud that they will just look at this and be like "Immature".

Ah well, not changing for anyone, so bring on the autism! Desu desu!

>>37848683
JUST DO IT
Next time a mutual interest pops up, ramp the conversation up until the other guy/lady gets all excited, then invite them to do something that involves that interest.
That's assuming you're looking for one on one, I dunno about group stuff
Also I'm a friendless cunt so like, my advice probably isn't great.

>>37846085
I'm INFP, but I can't imagine ever being a martyr as in your pic, because I can't be that motivated. I'm more of a do-nothing sometimes-volunteering daydreamer who oscillates between pitying and genuinely caring about others. But lurking on 4chan has also given me the (INTx?) ability to have downright condescending thoughts

>>37848916
And if you want to be a sneaky sam you can try to pick out those activities ahead of time with that person and their interests in mind, and then when you see them next subtly guide the conversation towards whatever interest that activity relates to. Then when you see the fire in their eyes you snap your jaws like an anglerfish that's caught its prey and bring up the event. But make sure you don't leave any evidence that it was premeditated because people don't like knowing that they can be parts of plots.

>>37848947
INTJ probably
INTP gets frustrated with falseness and stupidity but usually isn't downright derisive

I've gotten more J-like since browsing /r9k/ and it's like a stain on my heart I can't wash off.

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>>37848358
>be intuitive and thinking
>what do you do with it?
>perceive some more

You are built to do and be nothing.

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how could I ever figure out my type if all I do is suck air and browse the internet all day? I can't apply any of these questions to myself because I do nothing all day...

>>37846348
Dude, are you like, me and stuff?

>The Dominatrix

Feels good. I should be the Fascist though.

>>37848259
What does the E stand for on xNTJs?

>>37848880
I can agree with this entirely fellow ENTP, it is great to not be alone. I have always said I am just a lot of contradictions and indeed go through the self loathing / on top of the world thing. Anything I tell people is in the moment and might be different the next, but is the truth for when I say it. As for organization, I just let it naturally flow out, I just let the conversation take me where it want and where it stops nobody knows. That is the thing, you never know what tangent you are going on next as a ENTP. Funny you mentioned BPD, I don't like to self-diagnose, but my personality is extremely similar at the least to someone who suffers from BPD. Everything is melting because nobody is helping us hold up the tent, you need to learn to just pitch everything yourself and embrace your own madness, though of course you will have those self-loathing times when all you can talk about is how you are a failure. Finding one person that can accept you for who you are, preferably an INFJ, seems to be the best solution anon. They are the only type that seems to accept my autism and genuinely enjoy what I do. The only problem is that they are so rare in regular society, plus quite quiet and hard to get into their world, that it could be a challenge to find one.

>>37849041
Well, there is a reason MBTI ties us all together. What we say shall, at least on some level, sound truthful. Unless you are misdiagnosed like I assume the other anon was or, in the case of ENTP, just creating troll messages for the point of messing with everyone in the MBTI types. I can imagine all ENTPs do that at some point, mainly to get attention and rack up (you)s. I feel as desperate for them as a homeless person is for money, except for those times I am antisocial entirely and focused entirely on whatever project I am devoting myself into. I used to think I was an introvert because I felt like others intruding on whatever I was doing was a heavy annoyance, I need time to float alone in whatever hobbies I have so that way I can come back with some random fortune cookie insight. I am pretty much the novel alternative to a fortune cookie.

>>37849048
E stands for Eyy like the Fonz. It means you will be willing to beat a jukebox for everyone else. Now, if that comes off as autistic or cool really comes down to the other letters, but the E is needed for you to say Eyy in the first place.

>>37848885
You're not a failed ENTP boss, you're a successful autist.
I was like this a lot up until 10th grade; the "lulz random xD" type. Fell into a bit of a depression due to lack of friends, then straightened out my shit.
Can try to help you by explaining how I fixed my shit. It might sound condescending, so sorry if I inadvertently bully you.
>own up to an identity. Falls under the "dude bro be yourself bro" shit-tier advice, I know, but it's essential. It's hard to socialize if you don't have an established outlook on life and behavior pattern.
>stay civil, at least partially. ENTPfags are known for being outliers on the social compass. They aren't boring nerds, but they aren't alpha male chads. Keep your chicken-based desires quiet unless it fits a conversation. You wouldn't believe the levels of shit you can get away with saying if you fit it into a contextually appropriate joke.

I'm no counselor, these are just the basics I run through my head before doing anything noteworthy. I hope you don't think I'm too much of a cunt, but you would probably be partially right if you did think I am one.

>>37849015

Perceivers are the backbone of societal and technological advancement. To use use tools effectively, you still need blueprints.

>>37849048
Normie scum, as he said.

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>>37849277
>chicken-based desires

>>37849277
Condescending is not much of a problem, you are getting to the facts of the matter, which I appreciate.
>Own up to an identity
Not sure I can comprehend, am I not an identity myself? If you mean through the conflicts, how does one stop the conflicts? When I am an extreme optimist, then deviate into a massive pessimist moments later without realizing it until later, how does one control it? How does one retain stability when their mind is changing?
>stay civil
That is definitely hard, we aren't the type to not like sharing our thoughts, yet our thoughts are pure autism. But even if it is context sensitive, the problem is that normies can't see the context. Say they say "it was going right to left", so I say how I didn't know they bought a ticket with the Trans-Atlantic airlines. I need to explain out any jokes I make, even when trying to remain controlled and context sensitive, the point that the joke isn't funny and the normies just feel irritated with how autistic it was and I am irritated that they couldn't grasp it.

All ENTPs are cunts, it is in our minds to have treat people pretty bad. I interpreted everything you said as fair criticisms, though I know my stubbornness will mean I don't see how to apply it.

>>37849378
Colonel sanders smothering you with herbs
You are an chicken, anon.

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INTP here

Life is hell

Send help

>>37849498
By the way, note this isn't the extra crispy Colonel poser.

>>37846085
>40 year old virgin
feck

>>37846085
I defenitly feel those feels also an INTP
We are aware enough to realize there is something wrong and feel sad but impotent to do anything about it. I wish i had autism tbqh

>>37849499
INTP here as well

Send dominatrix

>ISFP
>selfish thrill seeker

pls help me robots, tell me it gets better

>>37849599
>INTP
>Tfw all I do after I get home from wagecuking is drink rum and smoke pot
>Maybe play a little Overwatch
>There has to be more to life than this

>>37849631
hey, its more badass than 40 year old virgin
captcha: dead end

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Any INTP's here actually amount to something?

Or are we to intelligent for success

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>>37849631
Don't worry robo-bro, we've got the spirit of the great ISFP David Bowie looking out for us.

Owning up to an identity implies you orbit around specific mannerisms while conversing. For example, I enjoy turning things into jokes, and otherwise applying humor to situations. As I do this consistently, people know what to expect from me. This makes it easier to converse with them.
On the topic of staying civil, the type of person you're talking with has to determine how you act and what jokes you tell. Among a crowd of turbonerds, the joke you provided would elicit lots of laffs. With normies, however, you have to be blunt. Understanding how people will react to something you say is essential. When I tell jokes, for example, the complexity varies drastically based on the recipient. A catch-all bad pun works wonders among normies, but I can often tell a joke based on vidya or a more obscure reference when I'm with friends.
In short, you being civil isn't the problem in your situation. You're simply not understanding your audience.

>>37849787
Shit, meant to address this to
>>37849497

>>37849754
The latter unfortunately seems to be the case anon. Many of us, myself included, are just to jaded and nihilistic to give a damn about the outside world. Leading to social withdrawal and apathy.

>>37849754
Hopefully I'll amount to something. My plan is to finish college and get a good job, but after that I don't know what I should/can do.

Can the ENTPs in this thread please limit your replies to just three sentences or less? This is getting really annoying to read. You people are so un-self-aware it hurts.

>>37850028
No. I cannot limit it to 3 sentences. Some information is better conveyed in a block. Fuck you. Here's 5 sentences.

>>37850068
>some information is better conveyed in a block

No, you're low IQ. Grow a fucking brain you god damned embarrassment, think for once. THINK THINK THINK THINK THINK

USE YOUR FUCKING HEAD

WRITE IT OUT

THEN REWRITE IT

THINK

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>be me 23 year old INTJ
>make project evolve account ages ago (mbti dating site)
>get email saying I got a message
>I forgot I made an account but ok
>27 year old ENFP
>talking for a few days sending a few messages a day
>she says she has been wanting to talk to an INTJ for ages
>today she asks " are you seeing anyone or interested in anyone at the moment?"

what did she mean by this?

>>37849299
Yeah you'd perceive the blueprints written up by someone who judged them to be so.

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INFJ reporting in.

origbnliall

>>37849754

looking for success in r9k? quite the biased sample.

I'm a state attorney, not the best job in the world but it pays well enough and it's not that bad of a job.

I'm low IQ because I chose to use more words? Here is some fucker whining his ass off about someone talking to someone ELSE in a way he deems bad, and he thinks I'm the dumb one? Holy shit, you are 5 levels deep in irony.
I wrote like that to ensure everything I said would be understood, and that I'd have no need to repeat myself. Arbitrarily forcing myself to write in a different way because some stuck-up cunt seems it better so mind-bogglingly retarded that I'd sooner change the language I'm using after every sentence.
Not everything needs to be neat and concise, you absolute troglodyte. Shall I write this in 3 sentences to appease you? Here:
>The conversation I was having doesn't involve you
>I'm perfectly fine with writing long paragraphs as it conveys the information just as well
>My writing style fit the situation perfectly well
Now, to offend your precious sensitivities, I'll add another sentence:
Fuck off to /lit/.

>>37850488
Wow what an awful shitpost. You obviously need to learn your place. Did anyone ever tell you to shut up to your face in school? Did a teacher ever stop you in the middle of a long, awkward and drawn out "story" of your "experience" and tell you that the rest of the class has other things to do? You are absolutely insufferable, and I'm going to let you know it every single time you stick out

>>37846671
I'm an INTP and complaining is a waste of time, go fix your lives fuckers

>>37850643
fixing your lives is a waste of time, instead enjoy the trivialities of life

>>37850746
>trying to jab back at me by judging my post by your own value structure

try again brainlet

>>37848795
I already know Im cool
I dont understand the graph
whats the gifted/normal ratio?
1.76 of every 2 intps are gifted? what does that mean

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>>37850114
It means that, at the very least, she wants to know more about you. Just answer it, this might be your chance at scoring a sweet qt ENFP gf.

On the other hand, she might also only be talking to you because she's seen all the stupid shipping memes and is actually more interested in your specific set of arbitrary letters rather than you as a person, in which case, she probably already has a very idealized concept of what you should be like and will most likely be disappointed when you fail to meet every expectation. Proceed with caution.

any ADHD ADD here?
whats your mbti

>ADD here
>INTP

>ADHD
>ENTP
>medication helped a lot

>>37850835
All the while, you judge my sentence structure by your ideals.
Kekked a mighty kek.
Not an argument. Iawait your incursions into my posts on other threads. I'll be elsewhere, instead of wasting my time arguing with a brick wall.

>>37850903
>>37850114
you do know that mbti arent a real way to categorize one's personality, right?

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>>37850971
>et tu kekekekek

are you even trying?

>>37850917
same, meds didnt help and made me want to kill myself

>>37850951
>intp
>ADD master race
adhd are so dumb, its so unfair that we are bunched up with them

>>37850972
Yes, which is why I warned him about this ordeal.

>>37850993
>suicidal
>intp
choose one

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>be INFP
>tfw literally the most useless personality type there is
I want to end it all but I also don't want to

>>37850995
isnt it the same thing? orifginal

>>37851040
Don't delay, end it today.

>>37851040
Self-mastered INFPs are best-tier after self-mastered INTPs anon what r u talkin about. The type itself is great. The problem is most of us just suck as people.

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INTP master race
Only INTP can be robots. Everyone else needs to get the FUCK out

INTJs will run the world. I feel like we are the perfect mix of calculating and caring.

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>INTP
>40 year-old virgin
>am a 21 year-old virgin

Permavirginity confirmed

>>37849650
We need a strong person to guide/inspire us to be the greatest we can be. Unfortunately, if you're a straight male, most women aren't up to the task.

>>37851063
There's two subtypes of ADHD;
ADHD-inattentive (often called ADD)
ADHD-hyperactive

>>37851063
>>37851932
its a combination of innatentive-ness and hiperactivity

you can both have only one of them or both, or so ive read

hiperactive people are more likely to be dumb imo, either with adhd or not

>>37851676
go liberal
be a cuck, thats how you get laid in 2017 if you are not an alfa male

>>37847111
You know, being lazy does not make you a P type

>>37847620
>>37847433
It's not about personality, it's about cognition
And it's pretty obvious that different people like doing/seeing/thinking about different stuff.

>>37852305
I wasn't necessarily implying as much(altho it's true.)

I couldn't give you the exact reason why it changed, but I used to be a solid INTJ. Then drifted over to more of the INTP side of things when I became less obstinate to others way of thinking(mine is the best tho winky face)

>>37846819
I'm like this too, though maybe not as bad as you. Whenever people piss me off violent fantasies come into my mind and I have a bit of a fascination with edgy shit like that. I also feel like it'd be exciting/fun to hurt something. It's not too bad though. If I'm holding my pet cat sometimes I think about the ways I could hurt kill it, but my love for it is stronger so the thoughts just disturb me and make me hug and pet the cat more.

>>37852426
>cognition
are you really this deep in?
you are just a social outcast trying to justify his inability to make friends, people dont get along with you and its not because you are smart(er than them)

>>37852541
>he thinks all humans are exactly the same cognition wise
As I said, there's a reason some people are more extroverted, or more focused on "what isn't obvious" than others
And no, I'm not blaming my problems on my type, that would be retarded

>and its not because you are smart(er than them)
Dunno, I do have an above average IQ

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>>37852597
I don't really believe in the validity of IQ after spending time in the real world.

Everyone is very intelligent and constantly thinking of their own goals and objectives unless they're brain-dead.

I've seen people do "stupid" shit, but that's only because they thought they'd get away with it.

>>37852645
IQ isn't all that useful in normal life (which is designed for IQ 100 people anyway)

istp, unironically fit stereotype of liking to fix cars and being an engineer.

>>37852684
You're in a one-track way of observing the world we live in.

There is really no such thing as an IQ of 100 in reality.

No-one is happy working for 8 hours a day. 75% of the American populace resent laboring.

There was never a design for any of this.

>>37852738
The design is implicit: the system is going to be successful if it carters to the widest common audience, which is always the top of the bell curve (IQ of 100)

Of course nobody is happy, I wonder how that will change when almost every job is automated

>>37852684
>>37852738
I hear people constantly speaking of wishing for death rather than continuing to toil.

I know one man that was about to shoot himself, but he then jumped on disability.

>>37852898
The issue with the system is that it caters to no-one. People are locked at 8 hour jobs because it's the lowest amount of time that can be allowed for human beings regardless of intelligence.

Children used to be forced to labor for 16 hours.

We live in an uncaring world.

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>>37852597
>he brings up IQ
>mfw

all humans are different cognition wise, when did you hear me say that we are the same cognition wise?

>there's a reason some people are more extroverted
yes they are dumb, and girls like dumb men that cheat on them, who then go crying to you and you want to make a move but you are too beta and a week later she has a new boyfriend

>I'm not blaming my problems on my type, that would be retarded
thats because mbti are designed to not show any flaws related to personalities, it wouldnt sell if you told people they were dumb because of their personality

>Dunno, I do have an above average IQ
internet tests dont count

>>37853030
I agree that MBTi and most online tests are fucking shit, you should take a look at Carl Jung though whose theory MBTI was based on
Maybe research socionics, they use much more neutral and negative descriptions for the types
Also read up on the big5 test, which is acknowledged for being scientifically neutral
>internet tests dont count
It was a real test by a psychologist

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>>37853121
>psychologist
>mfw

im kidding, psychologists are a joke tho

whats your score? how was the test?

>>37846085
>It's like I'm not a real person
You might have this
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/society/2015/sep/04/depersonalisation-disorder-the-condition-youve-never-heard-of-that-affects-millions

Each time I take these tests I get a different result, I've gotten ENTP, INTP, and INFP.

Am I just schizo? What the fuck?

>>37853319

I got the same trio anon

>>37853219
It was a few years ago, so I don't remember many details. Score was around 125-130, don't know exact number any more

>how was the test?
Included all sorts of subcategories, like verbal, mathematical, or spatial capabilities, and things like pattern recognition and mental rotation

how cananintp even get different results. ti is the accuracy function ffs. I've taken 20 different tests and all of them gave me intp as a result

>>37846707
I always thought as fascists as essentially hyper-efficient hall monitors.

>>37853361
some tests are shit
and I suspect many people here aren't intp, they just get types as such because they are not retarded and fit into behavior stereotypes associated with that type for some reason, but obviously don't qualify mentally

>>37850917
>ADD
>INTP

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>>37853327
At least i have someone to be schizo with.

>>37852236
I'd rather die a virgin than become a libtard.

I come to these threads and control F INFP because it's as close to feel threads as /r9k/ gets anymore.

>be intp
>spent the first 19 years in my life isolated because I thought (and I still think) that people are braindead animals
>move to a bigger city
>spend the next 4 years playing videogames, getting a little fit and working
>move to a large city
>inferior fe kicks in, want to find a long term relationship
>go out with women, literally don't know how to make a move and girls bore the hell out of me. dated every ENxx type and they are all so stupid and even if they are attractive, they have obvious mental issues that I don't want to deal with
>socionics says esfj is the best type for me, the most retarded type, but I don't know how I would even find this type.

25 year old kv. vidya, music, films start to bore me. what do I do now? I want to end this ride. I starded balding, too, as if some divine energy wants to spit in my face.

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>used to test as INTJ when I was an edgefag
>now I only get INFP
I don't even know which one is worse anymore

>>37853708
INTJs aren't edgelords
INFPs are not depressed

You might be an ISFP or something

>>37853474
There's one up right now, actually >>37822229
I do the same thing you do, normally, though.

>>37847219
which test is this? the three links in the OP are for something else.

>>37853914
youtopia.land

click deviant roles if you want the funny ones

>>37853708
same for me, except i was mostly intp before

i consider it progress. i learned to accept that humans aren't always 100% logical and that that's a good thing. I also learned that the only thing that's worth anything in this world is kindness.

>>37853997
>>37853997
Sounds like you're a maturing INTP
INFPs are all about their feelings 24/7 and act on them, instead of being logical by default

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>>37853930
I keep hitting INFP on every MBTI test I take, but how do I know I'm not an ISFP?

>>37853743
>INFPs are not depressed
They can be.

Personality type genuinely is not static. Extraverted people can be bullied into introversion, feelers can grow so detached and indifferent that they become thinkers. This stuff is not destiny.

>>37854221
personality types are also bullshit so that can tie into this

>>37854289
People can be systematized along some axis. Big 5 is extremely useful for predictive purposes.

Jungian functions and all that start to traipse off into false dichotomy nonsense, though.

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>>37854221
>Feelers can become thinkers

I don't agree with this.
When I fell into a really bad hole due to my mother having cancer, I couldn't stop endlessly spinning my mental wheels on shit that didn't matter to me.

I kept contemplating human beings, and I only sank deeper and deeper into pain when I thought about everything that I had seen in the world.

Feelers never really stop feeling even when they think they do.

I'm currently growing detached from the human beings I encounter in this world, but I'm aware it's happening. I don't really care though.

I still feel an intense love for the people that do matter to me. I'm the kind of guy that would gas millions of people for my sister desu senpai.

>>37854101
ISFPs care much more about things that can be sensed directly
Just read the socionics descriptions for "ESI ISFj" and "ELI INFj" (socionics swaps the p and j letters for introverts)

I feel unable to answer most questions on these tests.
I feel as though they look for depth that i just don't have as a person.
I can't answer either way on questions about how I "plan" or how I react in situations I don't understand, and those seem to be half the questions

the only concrete thing i could say about my self that feels like it would fit on one of these tests is that I consistently peruse escapism to the detriment of reality.

>>37846780
>muh complex INTP thought

you guys are actually faggots

>inb4 "it's jsut bantz lol. gotcha"

>>37847111
>most INTP have very little in the way of ego
Meanwhile, every INTP thinks they are god's masterminds while thinking of their top 10 favorite anime

>INTP ascent to INTJ
That's a downgrade

>>37849944
>muh nihilism

Nihilism should encourage you to live a better life

>>37846140
AM (absolute madman), Doing God's Work subtype

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>>37846085
THAT FEEL WHEN INTP

JUST

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>>37846085
>ESTJ
>The fascist
Looks about right to me

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INFP-T lads

How does an INTJ become more extroverted

>>37846085
>INTP
>Virgin
>Fucked my woman and my ex yesterday

Your categories may be flawed.

>>37857026
Not a real INTP then. You must have answered some questions incorrectly

I got INTJ, I keep seeing people shit talking it. What's so bad about us?

How does an ISTP with crippling social anxiety and depression become more functional as a human bean?

>>37857723
Play tabletop games with your fellow autists.

>>37846085
I always like to think about jow cognitive function express themselves in various human activities, and what they look like in their "highest" form.

Ti = pure mathematics
Te = engineering
Fi = high art
Fe = leading positions
Ni = analytical philosophy
Ne = continental philosophy
Se = professional sports
Si = creation of societal institutes

Not really sure about the intuitive functions though, someone correct me if i'm wron or want to make some additions

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>>37856340
Same here, Anon. Prepare for the shit storm

>>37857901
Where do I fine "fellow" autists though when I am socially retarded, and how do I communicate with them?

INTP aspie reporting in

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Every test I've taken says I'm an INTP (I've done everything from obscure ones, to big ones to function based ones, usually out of boredom and awhile apart)
However sometimes I feel like I fit into the ENTP catagory, I enjoy debating when it's with the people I like talking with (or really dislike), and I'm pretty easily distracted. My function stack has Ti=Ne so that could be why, any INTPs like this?

>>37846085
I'm INFP. I hate myself. Big surprise.

>>37858583
>>37856340

Welcome to pain.

>>37858801
Same, I enjoy debating literally anyone, even my family members, but my introversion level is like 80% so.

>>37858825
Holy fuck are you me anon?
Do you hate the *tips fedora* mentality some people have when they debate?

what the fuvk does being ISTP mean

>get labeled infp multiple times.

>wonder why every other self proclaimed infp is a suicidal weenie.

It's really not that bad.

>>37858843
Gonna have to explain whatever that is to me lol. If you're talking about the guys who think they are enlightened because they read a richard dawkins book then yeah, they're pretty bad

>>37850555

Being genuinely upset, it's ok kevin mommy's here

>>37858801
Talking bullshit about things you dont know shit about and hoping nobody finds out?
Being able to "entertain" a medium sized group of people happily?
Then ENTP

>>37858818
Ah, already familiar with it.

>>37846348
Holy shit fucking what how the fuck are you me god fucking damn it WHY DOES THIS MAKE SO MUCH SENSE FUCK YOU BRO

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Are ISTPs truly the coolest type?

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>>37857394
intj here.
nt types are autistic and/or assholes but inmature intj are cringy, just look at google. i think that is for the "mastermind" title and the "smarter than you" feeling

>last time i took the test I was an INTP-T
>now ENTP-A
Quite a lot of changes have been made in my life since then desu

>>37846085
why are INFPs martrys?

>>37846490
>INFP
holy shit you just described my life. Had a good 6 months this year but can see the dark wave of depression coming and it's about to crash on me soon. Last year I was down to 45kg and had to be admitted to psychiatric ward for manic depression. I get so depressed I can't chew or eat, my stomach churns all day, I'm always on the verge of tears and cannot even get out of bed. Fuck INFP.

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>>37846085
>wow all the types sure sound cool, they get pretty tough or cool sounding titles, let's see what INTP gets!

I guess we're forever doomed after all

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>>37858174
>ENTP
>constantly called a philosopher even when I'm discussing a non-related to philosophy topics
Sounds about right.

>>37846490
same. i talk so slow now but sometimes when things are kinda ok for a bit, people notice i talk a lot faster and better

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Where my half-chad ESTJ boys at?

>>37860304
Pretty sure most of those are ISFPs who want the identity of an edgelord

>>37859678
Nah I'm ISTP and I can tell you I'm not cool.

Here's the difference between INFP and INFJ:

The INFJ feels emotions of others that are directly visible and obvious, and has no choice to not do this. He also appears externally almost like an INTx type. He perceives himself and his "group" as one, and likes talking to the group as a whole.

The INFP feels others emotions by imagining himself as that other person. He can do this just as well even if the other person displays a completely different emotion. He prefers to do "what feels good to him" when having to decide things and has problems with logic. When he wants to preserve group harmony, he will (ironically) talk and want to understand each persons problems individually.

Hope this clears shit up

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I love villains to be honest. They're so much more charismatic than the typical moralfaggish hero.

Hollywood is doing that on purpose though.

>>37846085
>I do have a very empty sense of self.
I can relate a lot to it. Not in the way that I'm guided though, more likely that I have no personality behind.
t. quite introverted ENTP

>>37862502
>charismatic
I think you want an ENTP

Si users sometimes talk to their devices like computer or car, can someone explain why?

>enfp/infp
>feeling bad for everyone/sees every side of the stroy
>wants everyone to stop fighting and being so black and white
>wishing everyone could just be understanding
>everyone hates you because of this and calls you a two-faced hypocrite

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>>37846085
>INTJ
>Supervillain
>example image is the Joker

I prefer Lex Luthor to the Joker personally, but even then, its a bit too obvious. Rather be in the corporate legal grey areas and string pulling than outright villain.

>>37863154
Probably INFP, ENFPs don't take feelings so seriously

>>37863277
>ENFPs don't take feelings so seriously
how do you mean?

>>37863326
INFPs are very focused on muh feelings, ENFPs more on experiencing new things and having lolsorandom thoughts (Ne)

>>37846973
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27appel_du_vide

>>37863355
oh ok, i'm ambivert and both fit me very well

>>37863373
Not possible in terms of MBTI, but if you sometimes act extroverted (loud speaking, outgoing, having lots of friends) you likely are ENFP

>>37863394
Why is it not possible? And why do everyone think that extroverts have automatically lots of friends?

I gain lots of energy when being with people I enjoy, I rather be with them than being alone. But where I live now, I don't connect with anyone and I don't have any real friends, so I rather be alone.

I'm outgoing and I can sometimes be loud speaking with some people, but what has do to with being extrovert?

>>37863394
Not possible on paper, but personality is pretty complex and not necessarily confined to 4 binary values.

>>37863373
If you have say, 5% deviation from the centre of the first MBTI axis, then I'd say you're an extravert. But people may evaluate differently.

>>37849787
Interesting. I think this makes a lot of sense, ENTPs suffer from understanding others and I don't know what people want. So how do you determine your audience and know how much they appreciate fresh, never frozen chicken being part of their normal lives? It sounds like you need to get to know the person heavily to begin with, which doesn't work well when they don't let you into their world.

>>37863468
>I'm outgoing and I can sometimes be loud speaking with some people, but what has do to with being extrovert?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extraversion_and_introversion#Extraversion

>>37863485
It's more that there's a difference between cognitive extraversion and social extraversion
An extrovert can still be shy or have some other problem that makes him less outgoing with people, but would still be an E in MBTI. And of course extroverts are not always following the stereotypes so they might think they are ambivert

>>37863485
>If you have say, 5% deviation from the centre of the first MBTI axis, then I'd say you're an extravert. But people may evaluate differently.
I get different results on each test

Why can't you just be an ambivert?

>>37863512
>Extraverts tend to enjoy human interactions and to be enthusiastic, talkative, assertive, and gregarious.
Yes, sometimes, depends on the people around me but if I don't feel judged, sure

>They take pleasure in activities that involve large social gatherings
True, I like that and I like talking with new people

>They also tend to work well in groups.
I have no problem with that, so I guess?

>They tend to be energized when around other people, and they are more prone to boredom when they are by themselves.
True

>Introverts often take pleasure in solitary activities such as reading, writing, using computers, hiking and fishing.
Yes, I love that too. Right now I spend more time sitting on my computer and reading than being with people. Last time I meet a ''friend'' were two months ago. What does that make me?

>less reward in time spent with large groups of people, though they may enjoy interactions with close friends
I love both

>Introverts are easily overwhelmed by too much stimulation from social gatherings and engagement
Never happened

So I'm an Extrovert? But it doesn't really fit me 100%, as I said, right now I enjoy being with myself. But if I had some friend I like I would probably be with them.

>>37850028
What are you, a TL;DR autist that cannot appreciate the opinions of others, or just a contrarian trying to rile up debate and arguments because you know how annoying such a concept it is and thus seek to troll us with it instead of working together to bring the end to the insect race, the subterranean freaks who will enslave us all unless we do something about it, that HP Lovecraft heavily documented as looking like giant beetles? It is annoying to see that you are trying to stifle our statements when you could easily jump over them and therefore negate the entirety of the problem to begin with or even more ideally would be the concept of embracing the words and understanding our perspective on the matter, for at the end of the day it leads to better transcendence, and thus while you see to try to weaken our thoughts, our minds, and our ideals we simply wish to better you as an individual; we don't wish to cause frustration, but simply cause epiphanies. Plus, even if you disagree, there are still a bunch of ENTPs on this thread and what you are essentially saying is relatively similar to saying I cannot pray to Mecca at certain times because it goes against your beliefs even though this is one of the only places you can even run into another ENTP due to the fact that we tend to be isolated from each other in a way that makes us feel even more isolated than yourself, who at least has a web community made up of a lot of individuals sharing your thoughts, and thus we ENTPs are pretty much the traveling Jindas and must use this as a beachhead for when we want good turtle sex; don't hate on turtle sex anon, for that is how turtle babies are made, and without them we would never be able to continue our supply of the always efficient and highly important turtle soup (note that even if you don't like turtle soup or are ignorant to it, you must be able to appreciate the qualities of it, you are getting seven types of meat in a single animal).

>>37863605
>So I'm an Extrovert?
yeah

>>37850488
As a fellow ENTP, I appreciate this argument, it explains much of what I do. You can tell you have an ENTP when they vary between short messages when disinterested and stringing the conversation along, only to go to extremely lengthy blocks when they get interested in a subject. Seriously, what do other people do? "I like X, it was cool". That is so bothersome, so inane, and yet your are the low IQ? These people need to learn to expand their mind to new horizons instead of being limited to just the African Savannah. No wonder there are so many lions you need to get back in the car due to, you guys literally will drive around in circles in Kenya!

>>37863272
>>example image is the Joker

This. The Joker is a stereotypical ENTP ffs. They fucked up.

>>37863626
You're not even speaking English any more you fucking retard. I told you to knock off this ridiculous spam because you're incapable of putting forth a cohesive idea. Please stop writing like this.

>>37863627
no fuck this and fuck the mbti im ambivert master race

>>37863725
Tbh autistic REEEEEEing is also an extrovert feature

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Daily reminder to all you autists itt that introverts still need to be around people and extroverts still need their alone time, no matter how high you score in either category.

>>37863742
i have combined type of adhd

which is just another proof of being an ambivert master race

>>37859678
i'm an istp and people don't think I'm cool

>>37863605

Huh, perhaps you let your mood "in-the-now" show therough your results.
Did you ask the questions with a averaged approach? (i.e. how you are most of the time.)

>>37863782
Good that 4chan exists then

>>37863715
I am speaking total English, perhaps your problem is that you can't understand the logic of an ENTP and thus instead try to call us retarded because your attention span is so scrambled that it is like a dog chasing after a shiny red ball, except the shiny red ball is actually trolling in an attempt to deflect your inferiority complex. I am not the same guy as the last guy, I am some other guy, and am putting forth concepts that you should be able to grasp if you were on our level, which you are not because you are a retarded autist obsessed with the number of period points in a post, because you know that 3 somehow is a perfect magical number between where people should stop talking about whatever they had to say in order to make you giddy. I am only writing the way you asked by the way, you asked for three sentences, and I have been giving three sentences; the problem with three sentences is that it strings along even more than normal and thus could be even worse for your autism, but instead of conceding and admitting periods are natural, you would instead wish to complain about the fact that they happen every so often due to your inability to cope with general reality; the question simply put should be if I should continue talking like this or does this trigger your marbles even more you indecisive oversensitive anon?

>>37863868
yes, i even remember doing this test two years ago and i got the same results

most of the time i get an E but closely leading toward an I

i like spending time with true friends, i like being around huge masses of people, i love to talk with new people

but i also enjoy spending time alone and i don't have any problems with it either

https://strawpoll.com/b8wxc5r
Daily data gathering on your mbti and gender
https://strawpoll.com/b8wxc5r https://strawpoll.com/b8wxc5r

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>>37864082
>ENTJ female
>1 vote

BE MY FUCKING GF RIGHT FUCKING NOOOOOOOOW!!!!

>tfw no infp bf

>>37864189
>>tfw no infp bf
are you female(female) female(male) or male?

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>>37846085
Does anyone else watch Lindybiege? What type do you think he is?

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INTP

what a shocker

>>37846085
I got ENFP and I feel similar to you OP

>INFJ
>Self Righteous
>Picture is a Puppeteer
/Manipulator

Wh-what?

>>37864219
female (female)

i love infp people the most

>>37864283
All Fe-dom, aux users are manipulative as they easily read other people.

>>37864305
>i love infp people the most
Why do you love most about them?

>>37864307

Yeah I can read people easily sure, but I don't manipulate any....wait no actually I do, fuck I'm actually insanely persuasive.

Shit...

Ok, I still don't agree with the self righteous bit though.

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>>37848884
How the goodness are INFJs normies?

>>37864347
>How the goodness are INFJs normies?
They adapt quite easily among people.

>>37864347
>how are auxiliary Fe's normies

>>37864317
i think they are good human beings
they are understanding and empathetic
often sees something positive in all of us
they are genuine
sensitive
i think you can talk about everything with them
likes to deep-talk if you have their trust

>>37864430
>often sees something positive in all of us
You're probably talking about ENFP instead of INFP

INTJ. i also took the enneagram and i got 1w2.

>>37864475
i think both personalities share that

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>>37864512
>1w2
Well, it's common for INTJ

>>37863605


>Why can't you just be an ambivert?
Fuck fuck, i meant to say ambivert.

>>37864082
>INTJ Female (4 votes)

P-pls be my gf

>>37864534
In a way yes, but usually ENFP's are optimistic while INFP are pessimistic and gloomy.

>>37848884
Introverted thinking > extroverted thinking

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>>37864429
What do you mean? Stop speaking in riddles.

>>37864707
yes maybe now when i think about it...i think they both can be very pessimistic and optimistic, like kurt cobain was

he loved people but at the same time hated them

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>>37864886
>kurt cobain
I dont know whenever he loved people.

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why are infp's such manlets?

>>37864886
>he loved people but at the same time hated them

>>37864923
He just hated chads
A true robro

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INFJs: Strong but sensitive. Silently brooding. Tall, dark, and handsome. Very masculine.
INFPs: Pure emotion. No rationality or logic, unlike INFJs. Very feminine.

Am I correct in thinking that INFJs are very rugged and manly?

>>37865051
>INFJ's
>Very masculine
god no.

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>>37865094
What do you mean, anon-kun...?
Original

>>37864923
''there's good in all of us and i think i simply love people too much, so much that it makes me feel too fucking sad'' - kurt cobain

i think this explain infps pretty good

they are emotional, sensitive and have lots of empathy...they clearly care about others but at the same time they hate all the fakeness in this world, all the bullies, they hate the fact that people betray and hurt others, the obsession of popularity and status etc etc

>>37864982
>>he loved people but at the same time hated them
it's true though

>>37865119
>What do you mean, anon-kun...?
INFJ males are not masculine in classical sense. They can be good people to talk with because they sense your emotions but because of they're not that ignorant as classic male.

>>37865051
>Pure emotion. No rationality or logic

Nope, interpersonal activities like games, studies etc are obvious exceptions.

>>37865206
*intrapersonal

>>37864934
i want to cry everytime i see a picture of kurt ;__; a true angel

i love him so much

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>infp
It's not that bad, I like being happy and being around happy people. I like to wallow in my sadness at night. I like seeing others do well and succseed. I like looking for the good in others, but it's really annoying having your day or even week derailed by something someone said to me or something I messed up. Or spending the entire night awake thinking about how past conversations should have gone so I didn't say something wrong. I dislike constantly being burdened by what I think other people think about me. Every day is an emotional rollercoaster, one wrong look or at least what I read as a wrong look from someone and my day is shot.
>wake up to happy music as my alarm clock
>fall asleep to depressing music

>>37865329
infps are basically cute baby puppies with such warm hearts
i love love love lvooe you i lvoe you i love you i love

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>>37865329
>Feeling 85 percent
>Turbulent 99 percent

lmao, what a hormonal brainlet
You don't have any space left in your brain for logic because you're such a feelfag rofl

>>37865563
:)
>>37865578
Your being a bully. Stop. You can do better. We're different and thats okay.

>>37861785
That's the thing about MBTI, it is self-reported. Even angry people who fly off the handle at the slightest thing, can rationalize their actions afterwards and thus paint themselves (in their own minds) as cold calculating masterminds who are hte masta race because they are so logic >> emotion.

In other words, genuine INTJs (as much as I can use the term "genuine" for pseudoscience) will get an INTJ result. But every sperg with delusions of supervillain grandeur, will also very easily get INTJ, regardless of what their actual MBTI is.

>>37865051
I'd like to think I'm fairly masculine, for whatever good it does me.

Although, I think I've conditioned my personality to be tougher to deal with my surroundings, almost consciously. My Ti is quite exaggerated, and my Fe muted.

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>>37865634
I'm just playing around, INFP-chan.

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I get either INTJ or ENTJ every time. Am I a normie?

>>37865699
Not necessarily. ENTJs are probably some of the least normalfag of the extroverted types.

>>37854221
Yeah, this. There is no proof that extroversion/introversion is an inherent static personality trait, for example. I was a complete chatterbox until I was bullied quite badly for years. I also slowly got quite detached, amoral and depressed, and just generally hated everyone. I registered as INTP then. Now that I've gotten better, I get an INFP result consistently, which feels genuine at least because I am at peace with myself now. I'm sure that if I pushed myself to go out more and talk to people more, I might get an E in my results, but I see no reason for that where I am in life. But for the things I'm good at, I can actually get quite extroverted at related events.

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>>37865127
>''there's good in all of us and i think i simply love people too much, so much that it makes me feel too fucking sad'' - kurt cobain

Every time, when the anonymity on here breaks down the inhibition of people's feelings, I fall in love with the concept of INFPs. It's easy to see much deeper parts of people on 4chan, I think that's what I like about this place, anonymity included. INFPs always seem to hold the most beautiful colours on the inside. I just want to make them feel loved.

That was all, it built up far enough I felt the need to make this post.

Gibb me INFP huggu
>t. INFJ

>>37865760
Bullying is a good thing, wielded properly. It teaches weak boys not to be such faggots.

>>37865744

ENTP is probably #1 in that regard.

>>37865785
>not to be such faggots
Welll i turned out to be an INFP, so I guessed that didnt work after all, kek.

I'm sure that there is a minority of people who, when bullied, rose above it, and become talented yet people-loving contributors to society, something something elon musk.

But instead I just became a "REEEEEE CHADS AND STACIES ARE ERRYWHERE" sort of /r9k/ sperg who spent all day hating on everything and everyone instead of doing anything useful. Literally worse than a productive person who sucks actual dick.

I kinda mellowed out, and now I have my super-INFP moments of "we should see the good in people and that we all have suffered some pain". People-hating moments still exist but no longer consume me, so I have time to exercise and lift.

tfw female entp
I've basically become a complete loner because all the friends I had I gradually distanced myself from and never made an effort to hang out with them
I'm optimistic about the future even though it's irrational

>>37865779
>t's easy to see much deeper parts of people on 4chan
yes, and at the same time it's a bit depressing cause i will probably never be friends with any of you in real life

but im still glad that had the chance to interact with you in cyper-space

>INFPs always seem to hold the most beautiful colours on the inside.
>I just want to make them feel loved.
same ;__;

i love all NF-people desu

Ti>Ne>Fi>Ni>Se>Fe>Te>Si
What am I?

>>37858846
Reals, not feels. Touchy, not feely.

xuSPT2

join the /r9k/ MBTI discord, we need more (((diversity))) of types

>>37865898
it's impossible to have that function stack
I feel like a lot of the cognitive function tests aren't very good because it often gives you the wrong results. for example in the case of an ENTP, the lack of Fe (low in stack) can give you a result where you have high Fi when it's not the case

if INTJ is supposed to be the scheming cold super villain then why am I a depressed, talentless sack of shit? on top of that I don't remember the last time I felt anything else than anger or nothing

>>37865940
Because life is too easy. INTJs need challenge to thrive, they wither in times of plenty unless they have good mentors.